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# RPS


The cat on the fence didn't want to get down because the other cat was waiting to chase it off its turf!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# *takes aim*
hmm..... 2 targets...

Decisions decisions...
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# ...
The cat on the fence only has 3 legs.

AICMFP.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# back and forth and back and forth and...
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Boing!
Woo!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Love it
you can't even see the bungee cord.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Thats giving me the horn.

(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Really
it should be going in and out of a tunnel.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# it's a real tease
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Trans Europe Express
D D-D T, D D-D T, D D-D T, D D-D T (ad lib to fade)
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Eine Klein Nacht Musik?
(spelling?)
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 17:04, archived)
# noice...
*like it*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I shagged an Aussie last weekend
And took this souvenir:

i42.photobucket.com/albums/e327/knickerbocker_glory/onlinefolio/cast01rhssm.jpg (linked due to being NSFW)

I guess you could call it a fine Australian Semillion...
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)
# what??? you put plaster in your minge then?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Pffffft
No!

I tied him to the ceiling and used alginate (the stuff they use at the dentist) to make a cast...

I'm sorry it's not magenta. And he's slightly sorry for the length.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)
# what a girl!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)
# on a one night stand???
I'd run out the door if a bird wanted to hang me from the ceiling when I'd just met her!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# where's your sense of fun?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)
# hmmm
fair point.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Duhhhh
Do you think I told him beforehand?

Look, if he's daft enough to have himself handcuffed by a nutter like me then he deserves everything he gets. All good clean fun ;-)
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)
# do you mean
you shagged him just so you could cover his cock in plaster? Freak! :D
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Why do you need to tie someone to the ceiling to do that?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# very good question
you wouldn't actually need to do that
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)
# You're very right
I didn't need to. But he was up there anyway for being a naughty boy...

A free hand would have been very useful methinks *notes for next time*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)
# fucking hell!
cross me off the volunteer list then!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Why?
Have you been a naughty boy?

*swishes whip authoritatively*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)
#
i have
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Woo hoo!
*ties up Dixon to deal with later*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)
#
*grins*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:34, archived)
# You stole his cock?
Good god, what is the world coming to?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Interesting. Do you do this with all your lovers?
If so, do you have a website? (:

edit/hmm I would say he was mid to late twenties.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Actually
I am looking for volunteers...

Do let me know if you're, er, up for it, so to speak ;-)
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)
# You might get a few too many volunteers
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)
# this^ too
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# I'm starting a collection
Your generous contribution could be the future of modern art!

Bring it on, BWAHAHAHA

(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# I'm too young to be in pornography
sorry
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# in Berlin, sorry. I could send you one, but the shipping cost would be horrendous..
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)
# me thinks you are starting a home order sextoy business
all you need is the plaster cast and latex :)
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)
# I've got a houseful of equipment
I just need models.

Makes a great gift for loved ones. I make them out of stone plaster so they're durable. What a great garden gnome alternative!

BTW, I think I could possibly pull this off as a mail-order project. I send out the powder, you apply it (it's easy) and send back ASAP. I'll make a stone cast and send you back a latex mould so you can go on to make hundreds of copies. Peasy.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)
# *lets know*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# If I was is Britain I'd do it ;)
If you made one for me aswell

I'll tell you if I ever make the trip
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Urm
Do we get a shag first?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Dunno about the shag
we'd have to see ;-)

But there may be some 'fluffing' involved...
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
#
Image hosting by Fuck Knows
/coat
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Haha,
volunteers for what?

*is up for it anyway*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)
# ALL VOLUNTEERS
Please follow the instructions in my profile. I thank you.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
#
are those stretch marks on the balls or summit?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)
# No, the summit's on the bellend
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)
# erm
ball bags are all wrinkly...
(wonders what gender you are...)
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# *in tears*
so beautiful....
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)
#
whispers: you got a pic of the fella in question? ahem
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Oooh I don't know if I should
Confidentiality and all that...

but should you C&P this into the addy bar:
www.fishingnoosa.com.au/

and you stuck this on the end: aug0204.030.jpg

then you might be in luck...

No jokes about fish fingers. And it's the cute guy on the right (the other guy's his dad)
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)
# so
where's his dad's plastercast? :P
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA
*working on it*

Wouldn't that be cool??? LOL
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)
# go for it
maybe you'll entice more volunteers if you show us a plastercast of your tits.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)
#
very cute

*inserts joke about fish fingers*

is it him who gave you the carpet burns? ;)
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Ooooh
How do you know about that?

edit/due to realisation

Someone's been fishing about in my 'bucket...
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)
# bring back memories?
img489.imageshack.us/img489/7189/aug0204030cock8eg.jpg

carpet burns - they are part of your online photo collection ;)

(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:28, archived)
# with tears in my eyes
*speechless*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:32, archived)
# what
the one on the left !
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Thats art that is.

b3ta.hairyaerosol.com/images/b3ta_pics/miscellaneous/cock.jpg
Click for huge cocks

Edit: I'm none the wiser re the cock/NSFW thing, but I'm just going to turn this into a linky so I don't have to go to Hull. Ever. Please don't make me go there.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Warhol couldn't have done better
Sundae's cocks of many colours

#They were blue and green and red and orange and purple and violet and crimson and scarlet and ochre and blue... #

(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
#
I like this mini bandwagon
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Me too
I haven't laughed so hard in ages...

Hurrah for total strangers' cocks being the object of much mirth!!!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)
# yorra bad bad girl
and I like your style
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Handy man
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:58, archived)
# wow, that's a bit good ashle..

tj:
what's the best codec pack for video playback?
I've been having problems for a while now and I'm sick of it
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)
# shit, there are hundreds of codecs
DivX is the most popular for avi.
Or download a program called Gspot, which identifies which codec you need for the video.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)
# nip over to
www.free-codecs.com/

and nab one of the mega packs

(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ok
thaks
I'll go for the K-lite mega codec pack
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)
# ah k-lite
bringer of doom and bloated shiteware ;)
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# hmm
ok
might follow your suggestion
problem is I'm trying to convert movies to a special format for my Nintendo DS
so far I've been able to convert standard AVI files and nothign else.
I've been having problems with the output files being upsidedown aswell :\
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# try
www.afterdawn.com It's the tits for all video information.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)
# what format do you want to convert them to then?
as it's likely that a coder/decoder package on it's own won't help, you will need some kind of software to encode the files first.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)
# codec packs
are nothing but trouble and are often the cause of problems. You should fuck it all off and just install DivX, Xvid, and Ogg Vorbis. If you need any more than that it would be very odd. What you ought to do is google real alternative and install that ( it's also called media player classic ) and with those three codecs and that player you il have no problem ( unless you need quicktime as well then google quicktime alternative )

You can get Ace Mega codec pack but you have no need of 30-40 resource hungry codecs.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# what?
I have the k-lite and have no problems at all.

in fact if my memory serves, it installs real alternative. teh biggest bloatware out there is apples bloody quicktime, (itunes even if you dont want it) followed by that other bastard realmedia...
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)
# yeah that's why I said
quicktime alternative. As I was saying, you just need a player that manages all files and as well as the windows installed codecs you want the three above. Anything else os pointless
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)
# AAAARGH!
His penis has a knuckle!

could be useful
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)
# jebus - think of the possibilities...
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)
# he can get a real boner
Does he remind anyone else of Frank Black?
not that I've seen him naked, you understand
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# EEP!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Handymoobs!
Oh my god.

That's all I can take. First thing I see here, and I have to go crawl back under my handyrock.



yay
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Woooah!
*Loves this*

don't get what the head is about
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 17:18, archived)
# WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Never
Ending slide ah... new ride at Alton Towers?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# have my new woo
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)
# ooh ta!
*Drinks tea in celebration*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Hmmm...


This thread is really going downhill.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)
# I love it
but it's making me queasy...
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Don't spew please, turn away
I am rather unwell myself
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Woo!


Seams alright to me.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)
# oh fuck
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Flat cat
how odd
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Seeings is RPS
Did this to all the cars in my street 'tuther day.


if only I had red food dye on me....
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)
# haha
ok. Own up, the b3tard who did it!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Toe fungus - RPS
I grew this!


(clicky biggy)

You know those toenail/pork scratching confusion incidents? Its all down to this little fluffy chap. Grown from an old lady's manky big toenail.

Not good with garlic and butter.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)
#
That's tea ruined then.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:58, archived)
# at first sight
I thought it was a cat with its skeleton removed.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)
# hmm
have you identified the species?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# gah, sunday afternoons

nothing but shit on tv :/

I think I'll go do dinner, then I can build my own tv program later.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:49, archived)
# I completely agree.
I've been watching Police, Camera, Action for hours. Aaagh!
And making pictures of stapled babies.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# fuck all on tv?
do i get a prize?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Have a couple of Lemurs

Photographed last week at Gerald Durrels Zoo on Jersey
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Wheeee!
Yay for lemurs!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)
# RPS, eh?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:44, archived)
# You nevillated your lightbulbs.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Ha! Those cheap LEDs.
You can always tell.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:47, archived)
# 'scuse the mspaintness

(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)
# ok damn you
now all the bulbs in my house are doomed
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(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:26, archived)
# As it seems to be RPS

Here's the sky above my house. I bought it back in 1984 and it is just as blue now as it was back then. Only cost £5.

Some fucker's painted clouds on it though, could do with a clean.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:43, archived)
# That'll be free paaahnd fifty guv
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Ta very much
One
Two
Three
And a bit.

Pleasure doing business with you.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)
# cheers mate, much obliged.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)
# RPS
I recently purchased a chair from an old barbers here in Berlin and use it as a computer chair. I was cleaning it and discovered a hidden treasure.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you - 25 year old German hair. This is what RPS is all about folks..


(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:35, archived)
# sell it on eBay or
leave it outside for the birdies to use building nests.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)
# ooh great idea!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Or make a website called: isthisyourbeard.com
Try and reunite the hair to it's owner!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I just inhaled some
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)
# or rather
istdasihrebart.de
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Haha!
Hurrah for the German language.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)
#
Jawohl
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:43, archived)
# sell it on ebay!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Kinda' gross,
But what an excellent idea for a computer chair!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Yay
for a big pile of old German hair for a computer chair!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)
#
a 'Herr Chair'?

Had to be done.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Looks like a complete beard to me.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# It does feel kind of pubey...
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Herr Chair?
woo!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)
# So thats's where the Nazis hid the evidence
should have buried it in the rockery
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)
# I'm being really
Thick but what the hell does RPS mean?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:43, archived)
#
RPS = Real Photo Sunday
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Real PhotoShop?
Rectal Probe Supplement? Rancid Pubic Scum? Real Potato Skins?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Arf!


Dodgy back leg, probably inbred.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# That am teh lully!!
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)
# RPS... where I live...

Click for teh biggar!


(Warrenpoint Co.Down - viewed from the air towards Newry and South Armagh)
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# I think I see your house!
Is it the white one on the right, next to brown one and inbetween those trees?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)
# nah... thats the rich peoples houses bottom right...
a flat out there is around £250,000 a 3 bed council house (middleish right) £150,000.

there is a house 3 miles away, going for over a million.

(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Red Bull?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)
# You are a Giant...
...who lives in a flying castle that can only be reached by beanstalk grown from magic beans AICMFP.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)
# damn... rumbled....


*hands over 5 pounds*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# RPS - Porto

Taken by my friend, this guy was hanging around so he ended up in the photo.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Banksy?
Nah.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# pfft
cool photo
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)
# so wrong...
but so funny, and so true!! I swear by them.....
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Arf!
That's a good'un.
Click.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# RPS - The Moon (If you hadn't already guessed...)


(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# we love the moon!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# i
yam MOON
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# but not as much as cheese!!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Erm... how did you get so close?
Were you standing on a ladder or something?

Tis very good...
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# arf
either that or the camera has a 4x zoom.
Great photo.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Nice. Here's my contribution.

Yes, it's real. It's in NYC.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# but
is it good aids or bad aids?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)
# *tries to spot nazi base*

(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Easily confusbale steve gets animated
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(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# it's vibratingly yay!!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Afternoon.
I am not an animal! Oh wait yes I am.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Hello parp I am a kittinphant.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
# *shoots*
*takes ivory*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
# So
much for my plan to disguise elephants by gluing orange fun fur to them then...
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# croissANT
Smug Bastard
NobbyNobby biro mash time for b3ta
bigger!


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Biro art
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# oh...
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Hi cockalorem!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# That's so woo.
Your biro skills are beyond competition.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
# YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!
That is superbulous.

Woo, Yay, Houpla, PANOWIE!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# ^_^
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Pure
un-diluted woo
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)
# wow
woo!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Wow.

(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# hurrah, you're keeping these up!
i may have missed a few but i'm glad i stumbled across this one
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
brilliANT!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# superb stuff
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)
# completely corkingly
amazing !!! ^_^
as ever
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)

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