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# words fail me....
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
all i can say is it's unshopped
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# glassiest of all cocks
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Now That Is Third Base At Least!
...sorry
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# ba dum
tish
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# And in addition to vectors
I made this too.

(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# This is well woo!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Very nice!
That's quite soothing :D
*looks for a lava zebra*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# ooooooo ahhhhhh
pretty
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Ooh nice
:)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop it Paul!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha! This is great!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Ta very much
and 'ning!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# 'ning sah!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Truffle
like you've never Truffle'd before!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Happy b3taday sir!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Why at times....
...does he remind me of one of the chuckle bros.. i would say the tarded one but that doesnt narrow it down..
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Arf!
I'd forgotten those two knob-ends existed.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# THEY LIVE INFITITUM!!!
...or at least till they bomb brum..
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# That spacks like a bastard
in Firefox. Woo for that.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Ta sir
I had firefox in mind ;)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I confused myself
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Well...
Macca liked to scare the seals with frightening images...
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Haha!
This one is good.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Good but still part of a bad bunch.
I want it to be Wednesday.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# I want your mum to squat over a hole of ants.
That's probably not going to happen, either.

that may be the AutoComplete that destroys my life
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# I am equally as bored of the complaints.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Ooohh
I like this one...
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Oh, my!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Ninja?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# remember to be safe
this winter
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Fool!
Wheres his head band?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# that is mesmerising
you are the master and i am not worthy!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# My pinkies smell like ass!
Lovely stuff!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
#
More of this type of thing :D

What's the medium? I'm guessing a vector made to look like comic book paper.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Pretty much.
Vectors + noise.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Mighty!
Yes.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# that's fabulous
woo
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
WTF?!

Is he flying an irate bird?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# He has pink toothypegs
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# no
hes waving
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# He's like Jeremy Beadle on anti-steroids!
Shouldn't he be squinting?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# He is squinting,
he has tattooed dots on his eyelids.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# I suspect you're pulling my leg.
*points at recent excuse for falling out of chair*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Terry Blowgun?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Paul McCartney: MISTAKER OR IDENTITY!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
[EDIT: This is not receiving the recognition it deserves.]
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# [I feel that about a lot of my stuff lately]
But i'm just biased, I'm probably just not as good as I used to be.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# hahaha
the sausage vendor is especially good :)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# did someone say sausages?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

On another note;
Linda Mc Cartney Pies, made from real Linda Mc cartney mmm!

compo entry #1,2,3,4
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# i love,
the Purveyor of Meats!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Whoooo are you?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# what are you?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# What?
What?
Yes.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Whaaaaaaaaaaat are you....
what what....what what.....
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)
# hmm
Mangosteen!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# I reeeeealllly wanna
know.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Then buy my autobiography like every fucker else!
or ask nicely...
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# minnie driver?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# It's not that small!
*cries*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Coathanger-jawed singing hexagon?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# She has bulging pants
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# So
you wouldn't?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# I wouldn't
I'd get paint on my chest.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# I most certainly would
Cock or no cock, she has nice boobies
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Something a friend said....

(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# And more expensive,
although I got my ceiling roses from them on Thursday as B&Q only had Artex ones.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# On a more serious note,
I fucked an 18yr old in the toilets in my local one....
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# That IS serious
I tend to use my local homebase toilets on a Sunday morning when I've run out of bog roll

*edit* happy b3taday!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Happy
Birthday
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Hippy B3taday!
I have never had sex in public conveniences.

I am also now of an age where the 18 year old at work, whilst undeniably hot, is a child.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# I hate it when you realise that.
18 yr olds are SO turn of the century.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Worse than that.
It's when I'm in a meeting and the CEO draws a diagram which looks like wizbit, I comment on it, and the pa says 'what's a wizbit?'.

I felt 105.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# I like wizbit.
....Not a Lot.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Oh my!
I recognize that song, but with completely different words.

Mother's Finest - Dis Go Dis Way, Dis Go Dat Way
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Might I say
Happy B3taday :D
Mine doesn't seem to offer that service, but they do shaft you every time you pass through the checkout.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# WOO!
BONE US

Bonus!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
#

click for slightly bigger
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# I like that.
Am I to understand that you are on fire?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# I'M ON FUCKING FIRE!
;)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# How are you sir?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Pretty good, thanks.
How's yourself?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Not too bad.
I've been making a silly thing with Javascript which, since I abhor JS, became an excercise in 'how few lines can I use'.

Unfortunately I had it down to 3, but it was no unforgiving enough, so I am back at 4.

I hate clientside coding, it is cack.

(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Blimey...
that's well over my head. I'll stick to insanity ;)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Sauce?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Stuff of life, that!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# But it's Dave's.
;(
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Yeah.
Still tasty, if a bit hot.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Don't mind if I do!
*sauces*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# egads!
Edit: speechless!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Whereas I did not.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Excellent detailage!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# I think it's shit.
It was meant to be shit - it's a shit compo.

Oh, I'm Manley by the way.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Welcome back mate! Good to see you again :D
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)
# yet your pic is still woo
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Pta.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Today I learned to do vector drawings.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# That's woo.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Very nice
It's fun isn't it?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# It's quite good.
I think I have a new hobby.

Currently working on a nice one of me now :)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# I'd work on a nice one of you
you sexy thing!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# BOOM BOOM
How are you even knowing what I am looking like? ;)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Ummm...
peeking in your window?

*waves*

(sorry about the flowers!)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# It's ok
They belong to the mental old lady downstairs. She won't notice.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Is she busy later?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# I find it's certainly more fun than say,
doing coursework
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Or any form of work at all.
I wish I had photoshop at work.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# its hard
i am just starting with this vector thing,i am keeping to simple images!
woo tho,tis good!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# Very nicely done!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# I need to learn.
I need illustrator first though.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Is it easier in Illustrator?
I photoshopped this one. I think there's a way of saving vector drawings in photoshop?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Illustartor is suppose dto be teh best for this kind of thing
I use Fireworks, it's pretty simple and easy to use
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# It's just a sideline,
it's not like I'm going to do it all pro or anything. But at least I know what the pen tool does now! (All this time I have photoshop, and I never used it until today!)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# The pen tool is your friend
It took me ages to work out what the hell a beizier curve was, but once I got the hang of it... Woo!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# It's part of what makes cleavage so pleasing!
(other than it being made of norks)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# It's particularly nice
for people who can't draw a straight line!

or a curve
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# People like me, for example
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# *offers hug*
Yeah, exactly like you!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# I know it not.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# AAhh!
The thing I'm thinking of is exporting paths to Illustrator. My friend that told me did not explain very well.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Tell me more of this pen tool.
I have only ever found it selected by mistake and sworn at it.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)
# It's for drawing nice, curvy lines
Have a play with it, you'll get the hang of it...
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# But the curves aren't there.
they don't do anything?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Well, I did a googly earlier
Since I fancied this vector stuff, and learned pen tool with this, then had a little read of this on vector art.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# Thnak ou
Fuck me, that's some typoing. Please arange letters to your own ends.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# That's sexily done fair lady!
woo!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
# isn't nature wonderful
no its not fucking porn you nob
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Are we missing Mr. JollyJack
perchance?

EDIT: Thank god it wasn't Nutkins!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# thats like magic. how did you know.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# say something, and it appears before you...
:)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Dork!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Shits!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# yet another B3ta Maxim:
You aint seen nothin yet!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] .
paul
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Haha
That's great :D
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# This is good.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Macca doesn't like this compo

I made it while watching t.v so its a bit shit
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Hahaha!!
This rocks :D
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# It gets busy here this time of night,
apparently.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# 11hours 20mins to go muther lickers.........

braindead at 22.45 on film4....arghhhhhhhhhh
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# yaaaaaaay!
sqiggles!
edit: well if no-one else will
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# S'bloody close.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# til what?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# to squirrels with tits time?
O.o
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# dental torture
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# mine's on tuesday/wisdom tooth removal!
:(
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# mine comes with a free £95 bill.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# well, if the dentist doesn't spot it and then says you have to go to the hospital
then i'm told its on the NHS :)
*donates a tenner to the toothache fund*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# wish I had it now
*thinks about hitting a baby's head against swings*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# squirrels
are the new kittens
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# I used to have that on video
Peter Jacksons finest work
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# I have no idea what you are banging on about,
but I am now humming captain kangaroo from pulp fiction, so it must be good.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# this reminds
me of the "Gonads & Strife" anim! WOO!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# quack!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# 'quack!' is duckspeak for 'motherfucker!'
quack!

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# yippee ki yay quack
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# 'tis lully
woo!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Ralf and Michael Schumacher
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# That's awful.
Go to your room.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
#
Goes to room. Not my room: your room, sir.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# *goes to look*
*masterbates*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Be afraid Macca....
macca.jpg
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Arg
He will be steadfast in the face of teh fear
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Will that do any good?
I doubt it.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# I, for one, hope not.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# that makes nine billion of us.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# and four.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# E.X.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.E. . . . . E.X.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.E.

(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# I probably should have done something mroe usefull with the past 4 hours,
Like, y'know, coursework or something...

And a wallpapery version here, if anyone wants
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Oooo!!
I love this WOO!!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Thank you.
I'm rather proud of it meself :D
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Four hours
damned well spent, I'd say.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# a Pierced up Geisha?
Awesome.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Looks like Jessicka
from Scarling/Jack Off Jill

Woo!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# I have no idea who that is
But it sounds like it might be a porno. Is it porn?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# They are bands
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# I remember Jack Off Jill.
Think I lent a copy of their first album to an old girlfriend and never got it back.

It was rubbish though, but still, let that be a lesson. Never lend CD's, cos they are too important.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# woos this!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Ive just realised
that i've spent about 10 minutes just staring at this pic while totally unaware of anything else going on, which I guess means that I must love this pic. Screw all this fake Vector shit, this I actually like.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Fake vector?
What do you mean?

Glad you like it though :D I've just realised the fingernails are wrong, but I'm too tired and ill to change that now...
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# I think he means the million and three images a day that Killer Kitty makes with a tablet and fill tool?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)

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