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[challenge entry] Ooh get you
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:05, archived)
# This is quite nice
and should be labelled as such.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:12, archived)
# Hahaha
woof yer kipper :)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:13, archived)
# hello all i feel bad because i havent been here for a while
so have a thingy i just made :D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:00, archived)
# she's got an invisible dog lead
:d :D :D :D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:01, archived)
# its ment to be a ribbon
hehe
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:02, archived)
# nah
she's peter kay's dad at blackpool. i know the truth
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:41, archived)
# That is
lully :D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:03, archived)
# thank you
:D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:05, archived)
# That's nice.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:05, archived)
# thanks :D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:05, archived)
# Referring to your sig- which gaz?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:10, archived)
# umm the messege thingy
i was confused when it first got put on
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Ah yes.
Gaz is from the first (possibly) version of the b3ta FAQ, when it said 'don't start new threads saying "Gaz! IM me!" '. I assume he never existed, but nothing is for sure in b3taland.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:18, archived)
# That's Ace!
Woo!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:07, archived)
# yayyy!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:08, archived)
# Lully :D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Lindy?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 6:01, archived)
# Should I give up on hassling you for that rap and just do the song anyway?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 6:05, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am getting close to the finish, I swear. I have like one more stanza.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 6:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ?


Thanx to mofaha for the original.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:50, archived)
# shes hot
because of the jumpers of course ;)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:56, archived)
# I love that lady.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:58, archived)
# jumper, jumper, jumper,
HAIRDO - WOO!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:59, archived)
[challenge entry] You know who he's looking out for
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:45, archived)
# Hmmm...
trippy
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:53, archived)
# yay
millionthone
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:53, archived)
# i'm glad you did that

cos i was going to... looks like it's been done too.

i wonder why he has no friends...

i liked it. first oen i've seen so i think it's aces.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 7:55, archived)
# Mwahaha!
I already bindun'd that.

Woo though!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] He's still trying to be funny
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:44, archived)
# Confusion.
With a sense of unaccountable loss.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:56, archived)
# majik
i like this one!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Whip it!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:44, archived)
# when a problem comes along
woo yeah!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:00, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:43, archived)
# hahahhaha
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:44, archived)
# i want one of those
in real life...



..not!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:47, archived)
# Hello, The 90s.
How are you keeping?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:49, archived)
# hah
love it
*click*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
fucking brilliant!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:09, archived)
# this is great!
too many pubes per bollock though :P
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:26, archived)
# hahahaha
Ace!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 4:42, archived)
[challenge entry] get the other leg macca!

soz for poor font matching
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Woo and Welcome!
You have ruptured the board's orifice with great vigour.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:45, archived)
# Thanks!
And bugger. Free geocities space obviously not going to do the trick.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:15, archived)
# Ah, no Geocities will run out very quickly.
Try free b3ta hosting such as www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload/ or www.warrens-anus.co.uk/ .
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Yay!
I dived into warren's anus. Only this morning tho, as I cried myself to sleep last night when my image died.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# not geocities please!
imageshack/msn groups/photobucket etc won't run out of bandwidth anything like as quick.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Failed Marketing Ploy
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:42, archived)
# "Eine Box"!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:01, archived)
# The new Boeing is big!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# So is your pic :(
/nazi blog
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)
# oops
damn, I optimised that to 30k...so I thought. sorry
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:21, archived)
# cunt
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Hello, cunto.

/less polite request at wellness of well-being
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:27, archived)
# I approve
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:32, archived)
# How are you?
I feel the need to use unnecessary swearage. Your influence is great.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:43, archived)
# HELLO!
I didn't reply to your lovely and polite question last night because I was away doing other things.

HOW ARE YOU, MISTER?
I hope you are well.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)
# As is the file size... well done!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)
# pump
LOL
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:20, archived)
# hair salon
lmao
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Hahaha
That's what I was thinking
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:23, archived)
# HONK
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)
# OMFG GOODSE!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)
# well well
I think I shall off me to a bed haven. Night night, all.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:21, archived)
# G'night!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)
# "he say you brade runner"
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Neeeoooowwwn.
Woo!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:27, archived)
# oh dear, that really IS big
*fears*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Macca: The Rebel

No more Linda, no more Heather. This is pure Paul.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)
# ha ha
he's pointing at the sign :D
I like it
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)
# That pure Paul is pure mental
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# I don't think you should be allowed to post any more
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:37, archived)
# I'll have a glass of pure Paul
none of this from concentrate
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# But can you milk it?

I may have replied to the wrong post here.
As you were
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# fuck him
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:14, archived)
# *fucks you*
'Nings sir
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:20, archived)
# Yeah! And Adamski too!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)
# that fucker
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# Liveandirect?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# No idea :-S
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)
# is it wednesday yet?
your username is so appropriate.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)
# Your not wrong about the giraffe thing, i had to edit it out...


in reponse to www.b3ta.com/board/6551144
(should i have attached it to that thread or start a new one as its a new picture? - sorry im still kinda new to b3ta)
oh my first CADC

edit: the A was a typo in CDC - im sleepy tired
compo entry #1,2,3,4,5
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)
# good spongwork
evening. I just played music for a caravan club's annual bash. It was slightly odd
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)
# was there
alot of flat caps and the distance smell of pee?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)
# there was haggis and many kilts
I suspect the evening may have been themed. Then again, this may be regular apparel for caravan types from East Cheshire
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# cadc?
oh - crudely animated drawn cock right?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)
# i was thinkign
acdc - but thats not right is it?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)
# about the same really
shit music
animated cock
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)
# haha ^ this muchly
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# hey, shoes
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)
# hahaha sheesh
that's horrific
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:20, archived)
# "animated crudely drawn cock" makes more sense
gramatically speaking, anyway.


EDIT - woo to the pic BTW
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)
# Hmmmm
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)
# jrafs!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)
# It's only my B3taday for another 3 minutes,
So y'all better make it worthwhile, otherwise I've just posted a /talk post in the wrong place for no reason.

Yes, the Wine is great. Thank's for asking.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:57, archived)
# grr
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)
#
Now surely you don't want to leave right away. After all you have got this far and it is only a click away to my homepage. Just one little click will take you right to the:-
Magical Romance Reading Website

Enjoy!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Sounds too EMO for me.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Oi!
www.b3ta.com/board/6551110
I'll have a Scotch with you to celebrebriate
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Scotch you say!?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

have some Blended scotch woo
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Very nice!
A Scotch woo....I hear that'll blow your head off.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# it packs a bit of a punch!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Bell's are you a prole?
/slurps on his Ben Riach, Speyside 10 year old single malt
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)
# *cries*
i'm only a poor student :(
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)
# get a nice whisky at least hahaha
I mean if you want scotch then get famous grouse, it's a touch nicer than bells, or teachers, both similiar prices

if you don't mind about where it's from then Jameson's is cheap and a lovely Irish Whiskey
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# Ooooooh, yes!
famous grouse is much nicer, slightly dearer when i last looked,

cheers for teh input!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Get a good malt from Lildls
their 12 year old mald is actually 18 years old, for 12 quid you can't go wrong with that
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)
# sounds interesting
may check it out Thanks tres much!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)
# it's good stuff
the packaging looks shite but it's a good dram. I know the manager of the distillery that sells the whisky to lidls and he was saying that they had too much 18 year old whisky, so they just gave it away, fuck knows why it's being advertised as 12 year old.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Nice to meet you..
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# this is great
top stuff!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Bit late but anyhoo

edit: This time of night is all about the spack
edit edit: HAPPY LATE B3TADAY!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)
# FUCK YES!
*Dances with joy*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Mmm
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)
# magnetically great
woo
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Threadwaste hippos, ey?
*intrigued*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# it's becoming an old idea now
but the theory was that we all create strange hippos to post in response to threadwastes, as this would be odder and fluffier than just flaming people
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)
# hahaha
Good thinking.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)
# such as

which I use for things that really shouldn't be posted
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)
# or

which is for redexes
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)
# how about something like this?
/can't shop for toffee blog



EDIT: shit. looks terrible optimised - lost all the colour. ah well...

EDIT PART 2: please ignore this one - just trying it out...

(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:11, archived)
# ideal!
join the hippo fun
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Fuck me
that may be the funniest thing ever
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)
# hahaha!
that's grand
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# I'm a cross-posting whore
The Sun's been stealing images again. See here. Any regulars know who the original authors are?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)
# not at all surprised
bunch of cunts
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)
# evening all
what's happening, dudes?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)
# this apparently
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)
# *shock*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)
# *double shock!*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)
# Yaaaay!
People can post on /board without pictures without being told to fuck off!
The good times can resume!

*parties*

I hope the days after your b3ta day are happy.

/beer
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)
# Braw!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)
# blimey
that's deeply alarming just before bedtime
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# here's a bigger colour version
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# just the ticket!
ta
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I cant photo shop
"
and i'm not even sure that looks like macca...
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Nicely drawn!
And it's very true. That Macca's an evil gobshite!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:54, archived)
# hahaha!
killer whales are the best of killers
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# Zombie Attack
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# The zombies appear to have attacked the picture?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Stupid gay hosting.
DId it months ago. Stuck it on DeviantArt. But you know, no remote linking allowed. Gayness ensues.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# may i suggest...
www.warrens-anus.co.uk/ for animations or
imageshack.com for still images
Whats the best?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Myfilehut are ok as well
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)
# or
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload/b3ta

which cr3 was plugging as new earlier today.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:55, archived)
# I see b3tards is updated now
Even storing files for a year or more :D
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:55, archived)
# You mean
this?

Edit: Hurrah! You worked out the problem! Most n00bs run away and never come back, leaving a redex hanging around for a while. :)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Yes!
Or at least, very similar to that.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# arrghh!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# .
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'll take 2!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha
They are watching this:

AICMFP
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Haha!
zombie cannot match the power of the lolly!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Did it say make him more boring or exceiting?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# he's wanking off an imaginary giraffe?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# now that you mention it....
why yes he is
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# You stole my xmas gift idea!
Ace as always, Mr The Neville :D
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# That would be betterer
if the box was a dog, and the bees shot out of the Dog's mouth when it barked :)




/simpsons
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Haha, happened to a friend when I was a kid
Can't quite recall if he said
'Aaaraargh! I'm being stung repeatedly!'

But I'd like to think he did, before he jumped in the river.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Nice to see you're still going strong.
Mind if i sneak in a compo repost?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Hahaha
*surprise wasps*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Dear Sir
Would you be so kind to tell me where you can obtain such a product?
Does the box come giftwrapped or is that extra?
Are the bee's available in dead, honey roasted, calm and, killer too?
I look forward to your reply

SkUG
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# It's like that scene
from My Girl
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Whooo are you? (reprise)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# It's
Chief Inspector Blancheflower!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Haha!
Needs more hand action though ;)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# But where's the ring?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# *cough!*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# No ring though.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# *pisses on the quim*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# REMIX!
REMIX!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Oh my.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)

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