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# This morning's lucky lotto numbers are:

103, 106 and 109
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)
# AAU
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)
# I won
I did. I think it's 2000,0000,00000,000000, or something like that. Is that £20? I can top up the phone and buy a half bottle of Scotch.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Sorry
According to our computer, the winners are Silly Goose of Doom, Grandma of Shoes and Puromycin.

Better luck next time.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# but that's 105%
WOO!

[edit]also, that's one happy zombie, he seems to be loving being the undead. :)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Thank you Mr Happy Toast
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# may I pop me here?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Oh.
I thought you might have done me. After all that effort I went to giving you a link to my picture.


*sobs*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# I like these :)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:16, archived)
# they are addictive
in a "user-friendly" way hey! oh and how rude - WOO!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)
# love that Tigger pic in your profile
makes me laff :)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)
# my 1st FP
ahhhh dyslexia where would we be without it!
and cunting tourettes!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)
# never forget the tourettes, Gods little joke :D
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Lay back and think of England lad!
You'll last longer and that
likely will count for more
with the lady --what what!

Woo!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:21, archived)
# silly man
near cock does not mean bigger
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Yay its nice to be back
'ning all!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)
# good 'ning :)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# cheers teh tahk :D
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:25, archived)
# alright ya
bastards?

what is more fun than b3ta with breakfast?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:28, archived)
# *scratches head*
It it just me, or does that make no sense?

/too early blog
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:34, archived)
# NINJAED
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:35, archived)
# hahahaha
I was thinking that too, you unforgiving bastard :D
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:37, archived)
# I WAS TENDER
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:38, archived)
# Aha!
Well, in that case, I'd suggest an orgy with a bevvy of stupendously attractive women and a large bucket of custard.

That would beat it every time, in my book.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:37, archived)
# everyone is a critic
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:38, archived)
#
:D
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:39, archived)
# a three
handed wank?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:37, archived)
# In my case, they'd need to be very small hands.
*ponders*

*starts hunting for umpa-loompas*

(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:39, archived)
# *cue the Three Beadles wank....*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:44, archived)
# Is that an adaptation from the hand jive?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:50, archived)
# I dunno, but if only the Glitter knew of this before travelling abroad....
...could have been a completely different story.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:53, archived)
# Now there's a character who was scary *before* he was proved to be.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:54, archived)
# a three
mouthed blowjob?

oh my

ning
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:43, archived)
# talk about
upping the ante - g'day!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:58, archived)
# I can highly recommend it to any gentleman :D
g'day Sir Frappa!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# sorry you cant call me Sir
I actually work for a living!
(credit to someone for oft told dodgy joke!)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:21, archived)
# ning
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:36, archived)
# good ning :D
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:37, archived)
# Had yet to use that pic!
Good go!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:48, archived)
# cheers :)
*bows to master*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:52, archived)
# a big WOO
to you both!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:59, archived)
# why me, tahk does them all :)
plus he got this down to a fine art too.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:04, archived)
# sort of a generic/generalised woo
for services to the board!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:05, archived)
# Thx, anytime.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:09, archived)
# haha, cool
Make us a badge Zank :)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)
# ok then -
give me a couple of days - cool?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# certainly :D
was o/j btw, but you can if you want lol
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# 'ning fluffbox
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:51, archived)
# what the deuce?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:59, archived)
# see? :D
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# Ane olde

edit: And previously this eve. I'll likley do third (as usual) in a bit.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:37, archived)
# never too tired...
...for that!....faster wenches!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:38, archived)
# That's what those gals usually say too.
When not out with a boy. Hehe!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:44, archived)
# yey
ps where do you find the source pics? I love these :)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:39, archived)
# Mostly 'Punch' c.1840 to 1920
Project Gutenburg has plenty if
you wish to start with hi-rez.
Search "punch" and there you are.
Thx!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:42, archived)
# crikey, there's loads there
*bookmarks*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:48, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:40, archived)
# ARRRRRR...LOOKOUT!...
...OH....TOO LATE!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:45, archived)
# Christ!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:47, archived)
# Have this (from earlier)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:50, archived)
# i will never...
...look at pussy the same way again......:(
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:52, archived)
# i like them shaved
but not that old!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:07, archived)
# hahaha
first chuckle of the day

(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Glad you laughed.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:46, archived)
# Ae laste fore thise evee.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:51, archived)
# Zounds!!!
Yey for mythical words :D
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:04, archived)
# I had already used "Cor!!!" once.
And was my first draft. Zounds *is*
a bit more spectacular, tho. Thx.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:19, archived)
# EGAD!
woo!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:19, archived)
# That would be a good one!
I didn't think of it. Thanks!
*adds to scrapheap for later*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)
# first thing I'm greeted with from B3ta this morn...

I'm sure I made that.....

BTW 'ning all
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:26, archived)
# Arf!
'ning!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
'ning!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:20, archived)
# 'ning! How am?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:17, archived)
# That made me laugh
More blatant use of the word cunt of a morning I say
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:27, archived)
# ^^this
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:29, archived)
# I do like your stuff
:)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:31, archived)
# cheers
I find it crap, but effective :)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:32, archived)
# 'ning
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 6:50, archived)
# 'ning.
i heart phlegm.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:03, archived)
# splendid!
can it get up the stairs?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:06, archived)
# Hehe
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:16, archived)
# ho ho
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:18, archived)
# Haha!
But I do note that the idiot who took
that picture had their light frames
dead center, and too low!!
(shit reflection)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:25, archived)
# I'll put your light frames too low in a minute...


/not had a cup of tea yet blog
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 6:48, archived)
# I can't make out what the object is :(
In other news: NING!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 6:50, archived)
# Nor I
Gnaw eye?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 6:52, archived)
# blind fool!
it's obviously a butterfly on a skateboard.

(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:01, archived)
# heather mills'
gammy leg?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:43, archived)
# Because it needed something


(from this, of course)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:59, archived)
# woo to this
was just thinking of half of that, good use
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 5:02, archived)
# one little prince
is seldom enough.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 5:07, archived)
# I HEAR THE SECRETS THAT YOU KEEP
WHEN YOU'RE TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 6:12, archived)
# i know wot gurrs want .. i know wot gurrs like
na na na na NA, na na na na NA

CFBWG
click for big wallpapery goondess
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:57, archived)
# that is awesome full size

/new wallpaper blog - thankyou!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 5:02, archived)
# why thank you !!
must admit, its my new laptop wallpaper till i come up with something better
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 5:04, archived)
# some of the "electric" colours
are just amazing - its like a soap bubble popped and froze in time - many woos and yays!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 5:07, archived)
# i did have some help from this here plugin for potatoshop
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# i like it.
but it does make me think that grandma got her period and in a panic reached for one of her many doilies to sop up the blood flow.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 6:54, archived)
# Goat?
See?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:05, archived)
# what about a glitter/kramer show

BEHIIIND YOUUUU
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:26, archived)
# All that Glitters is BROWN
lalala
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:39, archived)
# This isn't anything to do with pantomimes.
I'm shocked.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:40, archived)
# Quite true actually!
I didn't notice :-S
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:51, archived)
# thats just down right
nasty that is - WOO!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:43, archived)
# wooo
for celebrity rapage

(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:59, archived)
# *just watched the video in question*
he calls himself a comedian? utter shit!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:11, archived)
[challenge entry] hangin' wit'...
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:30, archived)
# Kos-seam-o Kramer
Apparently.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:31, archived)
[challenge entry] how you like me now?...
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:32, archived)
# Only as a friend.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:33, archived)
# yes...
...because you do not have huge boobs!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:34, archived)
# that can change...
NURSE! SCALPEL!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:41, archived)
# I have lovely boobs.
And now I'm off to grope them.

Night.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:45, archived)
# Can I have a grope?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:51, archived)
# quid a go mate
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:06, archived)
# I'm onlly a fool to myself
*goes to bed*

*wakes up*

*takes laptop from the kitchen, and into bedroom*

Love it.

And yes, you may have a quick grope.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:31, archived)
# What an angry cunt
I only just saw that today
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:44, archived)
# pretty sad really
oh well - illusions are shattered daily i should be used to it!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:51, archived)
# Ah I wouldn't worry about it
Seems there's always someone you like doing something silly and it's always blown out of proportion. Though because they're famous for something means the end of a career.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:53, archived)
# I wouldn't have known who he was
but what he did is out of order. Ah well, another person I don't give a fuck about :D
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:05, archived)
# HES A NIGGA. HES A NIGGA. HE'S A NIGGA. HES A NIGGA.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:58, archived)
# do you ever fuck off?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:04, archived)
# i did once.
on my vaqcation in hawaii.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:30, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:08, archived)
# why is this comppo'd?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 4:31, archived)
# ^ This.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:11, archived)
# special permission...
...from the Queen.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:41, archived)
# Do you know what a pantomime is?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:01, archived)
# yup...
...*this*...:D
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:37, archived)
# Seen in a hedge

near Chepstow.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:20, archived)
# was this after it?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
if it moves like it makes noise then sign me up!
/likes a good vibrating thing up me arse
lies
*just realised it's not a fancy vibrator*
FUCK!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:09, archived)
# hahahaha
you got it now?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:24, archived)
# oh dear!
I did this a while ago but with more seams:
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:16, archived)
# ahaha
excellent!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:20, archived)
# It raised a generation, who can code...
10 WHILE SPLITBEAVERWIDTH < 10
20     GOSUB CRANKTHATSPREADER
30 WEND
40 PRINT "HELLO IN THERE!"
50 IF VAGINALECHO THEN PRINT "OOH ER MISSUS!"
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 5:28, archived)
# Criss Angel, Mind Freak
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:02, archived)
# mmm
ninja-y
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:24, archived)
# see now, how he will fit
through that tiny gap in his hands
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:43, archived)
# known to his friends as 'emo blaine'.
what a turdeater this clown is.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 6:57, archived)
# G'morning you lot
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:47, archived)
# yes its late but really
almost 130k?

nawty!


You may now have a woo!



(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:54, archived)
#
ta
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:41, archived)
# excellent
painting in photoshop is fun
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:56, archived)
# Good job
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can see why ;)
And 'Ning!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:04, archived)
# That's special
in a rather unexpected way.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:17, archived)
[challenge entry] They've moved the incontinence pants again
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:44, archived)
#
*clicks*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:48, archived)
# It takes a certain kind of "thing" to get me "there"...
... and you just got me there.

3woo + (yay)^3
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:56, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:06, archived)
# I found this in my pics
and I know I didn't post it, cos it's shit :D

(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
I think she, or one of the other twats in the band, were at our switching on of xmas tree lights this week.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:07, archived)
# oh, if only you'd gone
you could have given them a print of this and got it signed. Retrospectively.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:22, archived)
# hmmm...
...atomic...eh?!...
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:23, archived)
# waits for animation......
realises its a .jpg

*waits anyway*

(have teh woo)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:27, archived)
# If GIFs didn't smack the colours...
...that would make a nice scrolling backdrop.

Nice!

(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:27, archived)
# or one of those 3d world things maybe
/doesnt know how to make them
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:30, archived)
# QuickTime VR?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:35, archived)
# no
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:38, archived)
# heh
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:48, archived)
# Ah with trademark face too!
Woo and Yay!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:49, archived)
# *trademarks face*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:55, archived)
# Q & D
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:09, archived)
# heh
woo
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:13, archived)
# Have you had any more exhibitions lately
in the aber of deen?

your stuff is lovely
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:51, archived)
# thanks
but no

I am but a regular pleb these days.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:53, archived)
# Thats ashame
if you organize a wee display let me know, ill come have a peek with some arty chums



sorry that didnt mean to sound dirty, im just dilusionaly tired.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:58, archived)
# oh well, here's this one anyway
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:58, archived)
# i added a rocket
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:10, archived)
# Yay!
Wooosh!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:13, archived)
# Very nice!
I agree that it would make a nice scrolling background.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:30, archived)
# I've seen bigger.
Mind if I pinch that if I ever need a background for something?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:31, archived)
# feel free
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:33, archived)
# Cheers
Of course, my creative output is so rare and sporadic these days, who knows if/when I'll come up with a suitable idea.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:41, archived)
# my bull thanks you.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:36, archived)
# again, not exactly what was intended
but it is late and it is only 12k
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:21, archived)
# interesting
eyebally
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:28, archived)
# that's no.....
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:19, archived)

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