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# Print out one of these stickers
Place on bouquet of flowers before you give them to your missus/girlfriend/other half.

Show her how much she really means to you.

Look on face = comedy gold.

Large version with 3 other designs
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:16, archived)
# "Poisonous leaves"
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:17, archived)
# i have that 'pest infested' one on my pants right now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:19, archived)
# ahhhahahah!
 
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)
# haha this is great
"Especially wilted on garage forecourt"

"Stolen from pensioner's garden"

"Contains real plastic"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Haha!
The possibilities are endless.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:23, archived)
# "this should get me a blowjob!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Is that one on your pants, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:34, archived)
# yes, and i broadcast it into space as well, with the seti project.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:41, archived)
# An excellent plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:44, archived)
# haha!
click
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:50, archived)
# breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:52, archived)
# of champignons.
and of zombies, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:53, archived)
# Mmmm.. canned spaghetti.
 
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:55, archived)
# It's jelly really
using this mold
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:58, archived)
# heh.
i can't have gelatin, but i like the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:02, archived)
# Life-size, anatomically correct!
 
A BIT LIKE ME, REALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:02, archived)
# lucky man.
i don't have all my parts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:11, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! TN, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:56, archived)
# Good thing there's a selection in a bucket.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:57, archived)
# I think I fancy her
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:12, archived)
# Brassive?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)
# I see
"Breastive".

Like festive breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# She looks like my new next door neighbour...
mmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:45, archived)
# i hope they are
the spicy type - mmmmmmmmwoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:58, archived)
# pissage
sweeeet, spicy brainsss
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:00, archived)
# nice....
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:09, archived)
# BRAINSSSS!
/Zombie
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:19, archived)
# how's your headache?
(xaniac, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:34, archived)
# Much worse.
But at least I'm awake now.
(cursor2000 No human would stack books like this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:35, archived)
# chaotic +
love it - have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:38, archived)
# you appear in my adblock list
quite a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:39, archived)
# is it an
ad hoc ad block list?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:44, archived)
# Spacking the woo in the yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:43, archived)
# What have you done to that olympics logo..?
 
Woo, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:44, archived)
# I think you either took too little
or too much acid with your cereal this morning.

'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:44, archived)
# d lysergic acid -N-N diethylamide tartrate ?
who me?
(xaniac, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:49, archived)
# I wasn't talking to you
The question was directed at that large wabbit on the unicycle.



pinksandpurplespinksandpurplespinksandpurples
pinksandpurplespinksandpurplespinksandpurples
pinksandpurplespinksandpurplespinksandpurples
pinksandpurplespinksandpurplespinksandpurples
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:54, archived)
# sexy, just like the rest of me.
i see patterns and shapes and colours....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:51, archived)
# 'lo!
 
Glad I stuck around..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:55, archived)
# hello!
glad you did, too. good week, weekend, etc?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:56, archived)
# Yeah, steady as she goes.
 
Quiet at work (hence the b3ta)..

saw a friend's solo project band on the weekend, which only succeeded about half the time.
Bought the CD anyway, to see if it grows on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:57, archived)
# listen to every other song then.
remember when artists would list alternate track orders for people to listen to for programmable cd players? instead of 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9, etc, they'd tell you to try 3-8-12-1-4-11-2-5-7-10-6 to evoke a different mood from the same songs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:00, archived)
# Well, there are three songs that are actually listenable on first hearing.
"Eyebath", "Spike/Spear", and "Onion Union".

The rest would be quite involving if you were tripping balls, I think.. they were pretty good in the background while I was doing dishes, too.
Much the same in performance - when he hits a groove it's good, when he's noodling it's annoying.

He's mostly a drummer, doing a one-man-band thing here.

www.softabuse.com/catalog/SAB022.html

I don't know who wrote that blurb, but whoever it is, needs a stick up their arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:09, archived)
# holy crap, they reference simply saucer!
legendary band here, only put out the one album but it's a stunner. i have seen their guitarist edgar breau play a few times. he's great.

currently i have on: a compilation with casiotone for the painfully alone playing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Nice.
 
Okay, the CD I've got says 'made in Canada', but the mailing address for softabuse is Minneapolis. Huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Lable is likely based there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:20, archived)
# nope.
label is soft abuse, in minneapolis. pumice, the band, look to be kiwi.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:26, archived)
# lots of pressing plants here.
or maybe the label ran short in minneapolis, called up north to see if there was extra stock to use up and avoid a new pressing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:22, archived)
# look at the size of that thing


Click for bigger (68KB)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:14, archived)
# that is very silly
therefore, have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:17, archived)
# its been in my mind for ages.
now its out, i hope the nightmares will stop.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:32, archived)
# they won't. trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:16, archived)
# It's all over but the Len Flare!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:17, archived)
# by gee, by jingo, by crikey!
safety donkey FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:23, archived)
# woo
and subsequently; yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:30, archived)
# ahhhahah!
 
BRING OUT THE MCCRIRICKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:32, archived)
# Damn it.
Bas Relief refused at the first, then fell over and got shot through the head (again).
(cursor2000 No human would stack books like this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:39, archived)
# teeny-weeny eyestrain-o-vision!
i'm sure it's wonderful, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:55, archived)
# thats what the click for bigger is for.....
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:59, archived)
# oh yeah, like i have a xhosa here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:05, archived)
# My money's on Cutout Filter
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:00, archived)
# I is flying my kites
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:09, archived)
# smashing
hold on. I'll be with you in a minute.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:18, archived)
# EXTREEEEME!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:21, archived)
# DAMN KIDS!!! PULL!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:23, archived)
# yeehah - big with large guns FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:17, archived)
# Actually, I like this kind of hardware.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:23, archived)
# some part of a missile control board?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:30, archived)
# Moog modular synth.
Dual sequencer units.

Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:42, archived)
# dont mind me....
i was just theming out for a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:45, archived)
# [/;-D
Was only penguin I had left to pea.
Need to make some more obviously,...

... it's war out here!

 
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:53, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:34, archived)
# ONE SHOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:37, archived)
# ONE KILL!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:49, archived)
# send in the grenadiers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:51, archived)
# Pingu on a killing spree
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:02, archived)
# ...and the retalliation
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)
# its on then....

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Skateboarding penguins forever!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:21, archived)
# Fluff!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:22, archived)
# i iz in ur park being all of teh fluffeh
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:51, archived)
# Y E S !
thats so WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:07, archived)
# 'sup?
 
Been deathly quiet around here this afternoon..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:10, archived)
# G'day mate,
i just got here, saw your cat - had a chuckle and woo'd a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:17, archived)
# Yay!
Kitty Kites!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:13, archived)
# i is kiting my flies!
hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:55, archived)
# HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:56, archived)
# ^this^
with a tad of G'Day! - Hey PB
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:04, archived)
# helloooooooooooooo! to you sir, as well!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:05, archived)
# i said hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:10, archived)
# IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?
 
HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:22, archived)
# nobody here

but ninja-seam-chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:35, archived)
# ahhahhah! That's mad.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:38, archived)
# I is in yur winds
Flying my kites.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:22, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 5:26, archived)
# Blessed be the herald of the Sheens.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 5:29, archived)
# haha!
a saviour who could bless you from the other side of the world and still be heard!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Ha ha
This deserves a better response, really. Have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:12, archived)
# It's a fake!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jonoton, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:25, archived)
# That would be one awesome cake.
 
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:28, archived)
# beefcake?
oh luuuuver... ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 5:44, archived)
# BEEFCAAAAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:13, archived)
# haha!
mankind in a tube
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:30, archived)
# Icing of what you did there.
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:40, archived)
# BILLIONS OF BLUE BUGGERING BARNACLES!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 5:22, archived)
# BILLIONS OF BLUE-BALLED BUGGERING-BARNACLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 5:27, archived)
# TROOSERS BEGOON!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 5:29, archived)
# YIFF! MEOW MEEEOOWWWW.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 5:30, archived)
# GRRRRRRRRR! YIFF YIFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 5:51, archived)
# I still have gaijintendo yiffing as the message tone on my phone.
 
Gets some bemused reactions, LET ME TELL YA.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:10, archived)
# hahaha
got a linky?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:14, archived)
# MP3 or AMR?
 
MP3 (192KB)
AMR (10KB)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:22, archived)
# you could get some seriously interesting reactions to that one
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:49, archived)
# Stunned silence, usually.
 
Especially since it repeats while I'm pulling out my phone..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:20, archived)
# hahaha!
hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:16, archived)
# hahahaha - nice!
w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:18, archived)
# heh.
looks like a glue-pen. i guess the artist died before he could drift some sparkles onto the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:58, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:13, archived)
# lol
and indeed rofl
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:19, archived)
# I feel a bit ill after all that Bryan.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:20, archived)
# just hope you didn't have to listen to it as well
(when i lived in the uk, "everything i do" was #1 for 16 fuuuucking weeks. i feel physically ill if i ever hear it again.)
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Oh, fuck no.
To paraphrase the Bloodhound Gang, I hate Bryan Adams, but I hate his music more..
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:29, archived)
# here - have this
www.findmadeleine.com
(but turn the sound down before you vomit)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:21, archived)
# *hurls*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:42, archived)
# where's thing and cousin it?
at that resolution, you have made him more handsome by obliterating his acne scars.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:19, archived)
# hand drawn vectors, or, how to get rsi in 5000 mouse clicks or more
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:25, archived)
# +for no good reason whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:30, archived)
# +for the same reasons
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:47, archived)
# + like never before
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:15, archived)
# Woo for a cunting pile of nodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:49, archived)
# I've had to adblock that
but not because I don't like it, just too flashy for me.
How many anchor points is that then? Looks an awful lot of penwork.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:52, archived)
# way too many points is what it is
sorry for the flashing, im using it to explain the underlay/upper layer for screen printing
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:54, archived)
# No I understand, Not a complaint
I just can't cope with any repetitive imagery these days it give me a major chemical imbalance.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:01, archived)
# It's NOT the imagery.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 7:01, archived)
# DOLLY.
Would you get a fucking poloroid of THAT!



Click for bigger (79KB)

took far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:18, archived)
# oooh shiny
ta very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:22, archived)
# Very nice indeed!
www.b3ta.com/board/7309986
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:32, archived)
# sorry
never saw it. Answered.

I tell you what's crap about midweek staying up all night. Posting pictures that take massive effort and being ignored by the gay shift ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:51, archived)
# Ah tell me about it.
I wish this place wasn't so dead in the gayshift. You'd think that with the number of members there'd be more life.
EDIT: Aye gaz me with more details nearer the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:01, archived)
# that's very nice
like the underwater signature.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice Derek and Clive reference!

And megawoo too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:24, archived)
# fun

fun
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:12, archived)
# Til someone loses an eye, yes.
 
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:13, archived)
# tanks.
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:16, archived)
# After that it is still fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:27, archived)
# just blind fun
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:19, archived)
# LET'S GET A PARTY GOING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 4:21, archived)
# Blimey!
I'm glad I'm sober. It's very nice but not for drinking to ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:31, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:59, archived)
# I hope that isn't a glass of piss
that he's quite gleeful about

edit: and I'm going to bed, sleepy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:00, archived)
# Drunken sot!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:00, archived)
# That's you AICMFTY
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:00, archived)
# ha!
Loving wireless...just hard to piss with my laptop in my other hand:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Arf!
Hope it hasn't got a built-in webcam :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:02, archived)
# PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:03, archived)
# prosit?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:04, archived)
# PROST!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)
# PISS ON MY TITS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)
# woohoo!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:08, archived)
# LET'S GET A PARTY GOING (LET'S GET A PARTY GOING)!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:14, archived)
# PISS RIGHT ON MY TITS! RIGHT ON THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:08, archived)
# CRAP ON MY CHEST!
I'LL PAY TOP DOLLAR!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:11, archived)
# SHIT IN MY TOUPEE!
SPUNK ON MY MONACLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:13, archived)
# just closed my tab
NIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:13, archived)
# G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:14, archived)
# Cleveland Steamer
Woo Hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:13, archived)
# PROUST
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:31, archived)
# No idea really

Hmm that kerfuffle was a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:54, archived)
# KIWF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)
# OMGASDF?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:09, archived)
# Whatever.


It's for a "Jekyll vs. Britain's Got Talent" discussion that's going on at my new blog.

/LINK WHORE
(__, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:53, archived)
# I'll tell you who I really despise.
Julian fucking, one-trick, no fucking talent Opie. That's who.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Who is.. who exactly?
(__, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Just google imaged to see who you meant...
And I agree but I also found this gem that judging by the link has been posted here, but by whom?

www.qwghlm.co.uk/images/b3ta/blair.gif
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:03, archived)
# That's who he is then?
Yeah those stupid "drawings" are completely shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:08, archived)
# Well...
He did a Blur album once and now he's a genius. He basically vectors people or something and sticks dots where their eyes were. Poor form.
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:11, archived)
# A boarder with the rather catchy handle of "qwghlm".
 
www.b3ta.com/board/2847474
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:13, archived)
# neal stephenson fan?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Britain's got talent is shit because it's shit
and Jekyll is shit because it has James "Fucking Arsehole" Nesbitt.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:02, archived)
# I like Nesbitt
you jealous Norn!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:18, archived)
# He's a stuck up twunt!
Anyway, are you coming to the Maritime festival this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Oh rightI hope to get over there.
Sadly we are not attending as a ship but I've not seen the mate of the Jeannie Johnson in a long time and could do with a beer with him so I'm trying to hook up with the Grand Turk and get a crew spot with her. Otherwise I'll just fly over and bum around from ship to ship as we all know each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:50, archived)
# Ah nice one.
There's a bit of a flickr meetup going on for locals on that day and that's the venue basically. So if you're there I'll be about the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:52, archived)
# Oh right.
No problem then. I'll get you ships tours whatever capacity I'm there in. I'll gaz you with a phone number just before.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:54, archived)
# i hate
ant and dec with a fiery passion that burns deep inside my soul.
(DW is ... gay, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 6:32, archived)
# Saw something on the news about a suicide bomber Graduation


And this just popped into my head.

Sorry if it's shite/bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Look on the sunni side
at least it's not totally shiite.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:27, archived)
# Pffft.
 
I can't believe I laughed at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Goooooooaaaaaaaaallllllll!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:44, archived)
# ...

1024 x 768 - 172K
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:26, archived)
# it's like it's made of chocolate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:26, archived)
# 86% cocoa
which is what I'm eating now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)
# nice
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:47, archived)
# mmmm chocolate


Edit:// bastard. I was 15 minutes into a 3D render that is killing my computer. that's about 25% done. I just pressed the wrong button and it has started again. bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:30, archived)
# I'm wanting chocolate now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:48, archived)
# I'm wanting Ding
to come to the UK and be my cleaner. It has me in stitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:57, archived)
# heh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:58, archived)
# There's a fish in the middle-right sector.
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:53, archived)
# That looks painful to sit on
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Hahaha! I'm at the pub and my bartender is a trek fan! Her idea
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Photoshopping at the bar
does it get any better? (worse)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:35, archived)
# i was thinking just that
perhaps he got her msn?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:38, archived)
# no.
I am the far too drunken for her taste.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Oh man that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:54, archived)
# I've a Hoegarden with an Orange wedge.
I don't know how that translates, if even they sell it in your area, but I've flash on the computer so anybody with a 5 minute vector challenge, I'm ready:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:09, archived)
# I'm no good at setting challenges
unless you want to draw picard and kirk making out, you may get some free booze if she likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:10, archived)
# ha!
The place has filled up,
been unable to check on the thread.
Too late for the Flash, I'm afraid. She's been very kind though; I think I may have talked her out of somethingawful and fark and onto the b3ta:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:37, archived)
# How about Klingons loitering about Uranus?
/obvious one
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:14, archived)
# scrape em off jim!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:21, archived)
# No, Jim! Not the SHOEHOOOOOOOORN! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Is that the fella with the visor from TNG?
If not I'm RIS all the way.
I also demand that all pubs have teh intarwebs. And Photoshop. And tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)
# just get married
and have you wife serve beers at home. Plus you can smoke whatever you want
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)
# You mean pole, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:56, archived)
# That's right.
I'm at the pub smoking right now.
New York went smokeless a while back. I was up there last fall and asked the bartender, "Brass tax time. How much for the monkey?" and the guy says, "The Bronx."
Fucking smart ass. Where in the hell can I smoke in this world, except my home shit town?!?

EDITED FOR SWEAR
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:00, archived)
# I can't see why they can't have an indoor smoking area in pubs
Lots of staff smoke so that lot can collect glasses and whatnot. Plus air extractors are probably more economical and green than those silly outdoor heater things which are a waste.

/Fear and loathing quote?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:07, archived)
# sorry
should've said, “Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?”
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:41, archived)
# germany
and is not fun.
If they invested some decent money in ventilatin, there would be no reasons for banning.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:08, archived)
# NZ's had smoke-free legislation for two and a half years now.
I favour garden bars, and disreputable establishments with secret smoking rooms..!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Marriage? Pah!
I'll serve myself without having to do dishes as a repayment. As for the smoking It's a pain in the arse here. I have to walk 2 flights of stairs down to the beer garden and back! Do they think us smokers are fit or something?!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:02, archived)
# My next door neighbors just got back from the GB.
They said wireless was hard to come by over there.
Shame. I can't live without it. Great draw for businesses here. I won't go anywhere that doesn't have free wireless.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:56, archived)
# If you have a laptop with wireless
it's surprisingly easy to pick up unsecured connections. Would be great in the pub though, especially at a bash where live 'shopping could take place.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:00, archived)
# I'm looking for a bash this winter!
I've finally a job with the means to get to London. Only wanted to do it for 4 years.

Do you remember Photoshop Tennis?
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Oooh nice one! Yeah I need to get bashing at some point as well
though there are none here in Norn Irn.
I remember Photoshop tennis vaguely, though there's a version still going on flickr as far as I know. Haven't joined the group though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Photoshop Tennis as I remember
were the epic battles between the B3ta stars of yesteryear, moderated by wordy chaps with high comedy. There weren't many, but the ones
were fantastic:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Yeah half of those guys are gone for some reason.
Perhaps they became disillusioned by the place after so long. I can remember quite a few names that were supposedly banned for various reasons. Though I'm pretty sure they have other accounts and still post the odd thing.
I'm going to wait and see if GMOS starts up the board events thing with Lemony. That was always a laugh. Oh, and dance time!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Lemony's a one
that'll keep things proper
I'd be a member
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:34, archived)
# .....
(Monkeybird, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:28, archived)
# balloon-cat seems very non-chalant* when flying away tied to balloons

*probably misspelled
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:29, archived)
# 

  ||
 \__/
   
(.)W(.)
/     \  
   o


  
   O
  / \
 /   \
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:29, archived)
# the Y and the parenthesises are being redundant, don't ya think?
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:32, archived)
# It's to represent cleveage.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:33, archived)
# true, it would make them look fake.
like they were drawn with ascii art.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:33, archived)
# It's now a less anatomically correct "woo"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:35, archived)
# indeed it is.
psst, lower the belly button! :)
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)
# IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT DAMMIT
IT'S A METAPHOR FOR THE IMPERFECTIONS IN THE IDEALS OF THE MALE VIEW OF THE FEMALE FORM
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:37, archived)
# OH RIGHT SORRY
SOMETIMES SATIRE IS HARD TO GET ME TO FOLLOW. I'M NOT AN IDIOT, I KNEW THAT "A MODEST PROPOSAL" WASN'T REALLY TELLING PEOPLE TO EAT BABIES, BUT SOME SUBTLETIES ARE MISSED ON THE FIRST OR SECOND GO. STUNNING SOCIAL COMMENTARY, I MUST SAY.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)
# altough boobs and armpit at the same place seems good tome
bagpiping gets wa more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)
# shes just holding up her tits
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)
# still good
all actions involving titts is fine
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:46, archived)
# i know
www.b3ta.com/board/7309839
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:48, archived)
# that's #37
there is pleanty of other, starting with #1 "looking at"

NOTE: please do NOT insert cindy joke/pic here.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)
# mastectomy?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:48, archived)
# if you can take the leftover home...
you just have to heat them up quickly in the over at 37C before usage
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)
# ( . Y . ) - -c==8
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)
# nooooooooooo
come back balloon cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)
# *loads air rifle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:35, archived)
# waooaaghh
all the cats are escaping , that means no more fluffehness on b3ta, ahghh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Here, have an oldie.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:49, archived)
# yay!
!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Wheeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)
# (O)_(O)
(Monkeybird, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:17, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)
# >__>
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)
# u.u
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:24, archived)
# @_@
... hypnotiseded
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)
# SPACK THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)
# If both of our spacks are on screen, they look severely out of sequence, yet see mine on its own,
it seems really smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:19, archived)
# It is
compelling.... Wooooo



(Monkeybird, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:21, archived)
# it compelled me all the way to adblock.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:37, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:38, archived)
# EMIIIIIIIIIIIIILIO-O-O!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:10, archived)

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