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Michael Barrymore's New Sitcom !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:53, archived)

DANG!

THERE'S AN EDIT BUTTON, TOO. I WAS TRYING TO HELP.
WELL, YOU'RE GETTING THERE.

AND.. YOU'RE THERE. WOO!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:54, archived)

THIS PICTURE DOESNT WORK.

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d d, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:56, archived)

...

UPLOAD COEDZ?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:58, archived)

Hahahahaha, that's great

but it's a bit big, filesize wise. It looks quite heavily optimised - try shrinking it.
Top class hummus though! Welcome to b3ta.

(Dooley, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:04, archived)

that^

The ideal for something like that would be 280 wide.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:10, archived)

hahahahah

If you made that 280 pixels wide it would probably make the front page

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:40, archived)

I've seen the joke here before, but it's a fine rendition.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:42, archived)

Size

Is that better now ?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:52, archived)

Glees nicely resized!

*cliclies*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:15, archived)

That's

Fab, welcome to b3ta delboy.

(btz, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:17, archived)

I hate it

When people with L plates do much better stuff than me :)

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)

Isn't really a computer error but i will post it anyway

Click for bigger (338KB)

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:37, archived)

LOL

I DON'T USE A SPELLING CHECKER BECAUSE I CAN SPELL BETTER THAN MY STUPID FUCKING COMPUTER.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:40, archived)

ROFL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:40, archived)

DID YOU MEAN "WAFFLE"? OOH I COULD GO FOR SOME WAFFLES RIGHT ABOUT NOW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:41, archived)

for some reason a few minutes ago i made waffles.

i don't honestly remember eating them though.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:42, archived)

BASTARD!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:42, archived)

I HAVE TAKEN TOO MANY COLD AND FLU TABLETS TODAY AND NOW I DON'T FEEL HUNGRY AT ALL.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:42, archived)

AHHAHHAH! I DON'T HAVE THAT EXCUSE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:43, archived)

IT IS STRANGE.

ONE BRAND CALLS THEM CAPLETS AND ANOTHER CALLS THEM TABSULES.

THESE MARKETING TYPES ARE TRYING TOO HARD. THEY JUST NEED TO SAY THAT THEY CONTAIN PSEUDOEPHEDRINE. IT'S ALL ANYONE CARES ABOUT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:45, archived)

i don't see why any company would use quite so many words.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:45, archived)

HOMEBAKE METH IS FOR LOSERS. SMOKE POT EVERY DAY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:46, archived)

MY DEALER STOPPED SELLING. I AM A SAD PANDA.

NOW I AM A SEARCHING.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:47, archived)

THERE'S A VOICE,

THAT KEEPS ON CALLING ME.
DOWN THE ROAD,
IS WHERE I'LL ALWAYS BE.
EVERY STOP I MAKE,
I'LL MAKE A NEW FRIEND.
CAN'T STAY FOR LONG, JUST TURN AROUND AND I'M GONE AGAIN.
JUST LIKE SISTER RAY SAID.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:48, archived)

Your all gay

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:08, archived)

LET'S 'AVE A DING-DONG.

www.yourallgay.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:12, archived)

't is marvellous stuff.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:06, archived)

You...

...meant "you're a twat"

(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

.....

Oh man, the irony in this entry was amazing!

(Sylv Pavarotti Stunt Double, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

a practice in starting something from scratch.

Click for bigger (313KB)

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:36, archived)

Nice job!

Looks like a galaxy of some sort. Or a lonely ying.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:11, archived)

thanks.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:20, archived)

I LIKE YOUR NEW USERNAME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:15, archived)

WHY THANK YOU.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)

YOU CALL THIS MACARONI? FUCK YOUR MACARONI!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:10, archived)

Very creepy.

I am wet.

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:13, archived)

OOH-LA-LA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:14, archived)

LOLLZ!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:15, archived)

DO YOU LIKE HOW THE WORD REFLECT IS REFLECTED? I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY CLEVER.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:20, archived)

THAT IS WHY I LOLLLLLLLLLED!

LOLL

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:21, archived)

LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOL!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:22, archived)

LOLLERCOPTER???

*FLIES AWAYZ LOLL*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:26, archived)

UP, DOWN, FLYING AROUND, LOOPING THE LOOP AND DEFYING THE GROUND.

THEY'RE ALL FRIGHTFULLY KEEN - THOSE MAGNIFICENT MEN AND WOMEN IN THEIR FLYING MACHINES!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:32, archived)

I STILL ASK: WHY THE FACE?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:21, archived)

WHY NOT THE FACE? GET A BIG BLACK DOG UP YA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:21, archived)

I AM EATING A PIE WITH MUSHY PEAS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:25, archived)

WHAT ARE YA, ENGLISH OR SOMETHING?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:26, archived)

ONE QUARTER OF ME, YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:27, archived)

I AM EATING MY WITH MY PUSHY PEARS.

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d d, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:26, archived)

HELLO MY FRIEND. I DID NOT THINK YOU WERE HERE. BUT PERHAPS YOU HEARD US LOL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:27, archived)

ROFL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:29, archived)

I HEARD THE LOLLING.

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d d, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:31, archived)

SEX WITH SHARKS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:28, archived)

I STICK MY DICK IN THE FACE OF DANGER! AAHHHAHHAHH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:32, archived)

I WOULD STICK THAT IN MY VIDEOBLOG, YES SIR.

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d d, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:35, archived)

I AM PLAYING MY 'A' GAME RIGHT NOW. OH YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:40, archived)

INTERCEPT!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:46, archived)

I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE BOYS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:48, archived)

IT'S KINDA HARD TO SAY ANYTHING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:52, archived)

OK I'M GONNA GO GET DRUNK NOW

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND WITH LOTS OF SHOUTING.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:53, archived)

CRACK A TUBE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:54, archived)

THIS IS CELTI ALTA FIVE.

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d d, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:32, archived)

ARE YOU RECEIVING ME?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:34, archived)

IS IT IN?

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d d, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:35, archived)

NOT YET, I WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:38, archived)

At the Request of ScambledEdd...

I drew Pinter and Rags. ^_^

previously:
Davy Jones and Tia Dalma,
J.O.D. vs Bucket

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:08, archived)

CHOICE.

ALSO THAT LINK TO THE DAVY JONES PICTURE DOESN'T WORK. PLZ2FIXKTHX.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:11, archived)

LINK IZFIXED

KTHX

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:15, archived)

YAY!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:21, archived)

THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE GOOD KIND.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:26, archived)

THANK YOU.

^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:27, archived)

IT IS A GOOD KIND OF PICTURE, TO BE PRECISE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:34, archived)

oooh these ones are excellent

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:41, archived)

I think they are fab

Only thing i can say is the blonde one needs longer hair, and the shorter one is the one who says that line :P

Cheers for drawing them though!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)

Dirty Sanchez.

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:13, archived)

That's.. unpleasant.

So naturally, I like it!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:17, archived)

That's quite the face she has there.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:20, archived)

WHY THE FACE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:20, archived)

Mince

www.jowlers.com/jowlers/site/04/26/3155.jpg

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:27, archived)

WHY THE FACE?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:31, archived)

Man, mofaha would have a field day with those two.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:39, archived)

If this isn't already shopped

...it should be

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:04, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:09, archived)

YELL! YELL ONLINE!

(__, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:10, archived)

CAN YOU HEAR ME, INTERNETS?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:11, archived)

OH IT CAN TOTALLY HEAR YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:15, archived)

WHY AREN'T YOU YELLING SO MUCH?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:26, archived)

LET'S ALL DO SOME SHOUTING NOW

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:15, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

WORK THOSE PINKIES TIL YOU'RE HOARSE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:17, archived)

THE SAMURAI PIZZA CATS WOULD EXPECT NOTHING LESS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:20, archived)

HEROES IN A HA.. O SHIT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:21, archived)

OH FUCK I THINK YOU SAID ENOUGH OF THAT TO GET US IN SOME SERIOUS SHIT RIGHT NOW.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:23, archived)

BIG CHEESE IS GONNA DRUG ME AND RAPE ME ALL WEEKEND, FOR SURE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:26, archived)

I THOUGHT THAT HAPPENED ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, TRADITION.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:28, archived)

I CHARGE BY THE HOUR. THAT WASHED-UP OLD LECH CAN'T PAY HIS BILLS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:41, archived)

THIS IS GIVING ME: AN ERECTION.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:44, archived)

PICTURES AT ELEVEN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:53, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

LOUD NOISES!

(DW is ... gay, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:21, archived)

LET'S GET A PARTY GOING!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:22, archived)

DOOM PISH DOOM PISH DOOM, DOOM PISH PISHY DOOM

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:26, archived)

WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY THEN YOU KNOW WE PARTY OUR FUCKING TITS OFF.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:40, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!!?

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:28, archived)

YES, THAT IS VERY SHOUTY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:31, archived)

YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:38, archived)

AS INTERNET AS THEY COME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:39, archived)

NO, THIS IS

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:50, archived)

HOLLER!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:52, archived)

HAHA!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:21, archived)

Average time to complete this test: 37 minutes

Click for bigger (88KB)

(internetslacker I am internetslacker.com cool url eh, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:37, archived)

It's the rhino.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:39, archived)

Have you tried taking out a restraining order?

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:41, archived)

Rhinos are a law unto themselves.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:44, archived)

I make mannequins, and I must say, that this is brilliant!

We utterly missed the importance of forehead plates.
Thank you. Thank you!!!!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:44, archived)

I like your boob chevron.

Freakin' sweet.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:53, archived)

I like lightning-bolt chevrons the best.

Not that they're actually chevrons or anything.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:57, archived)

SHAZAM!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Ols5H62Fs

I was looking for the actual video, but there are several live versions in youtube.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:09, archived)

I love bob log.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:12, archived)

I LOVE LOG.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:22, archived)

IT'S HEAVY, IT'S BROWN, IT'S WOOD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:23, archived)

Guess Viacom didn't notice this one..!

IT'S BETTER THAN BAD, IT'S GOOD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:31, archived)

*glees*

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:34, archived)

Lightning chevron!

What's a chevron?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:47, archived)

It's a >

Sometimes people's posts form the same pattern.

Sometimes people do it deliberately and it isn't nearly as cool.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:50, archived)

tadaaa!

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:43, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:44, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:44, archived)

Ha ha!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:44, archived)

Ahh, pustulent.

My soul seeps with joy.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:45, archived)

>Snort<

beautifully simple yet simply beautiful.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 5:21, archived)

LOLLZZ

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:15, archived)

Good evening

Have a rhinoceros.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:33, archived)

I already did.

I'm not going back there again.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:33, archived)

It was more to prove a point than for any real gratification.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:34, archived)

The rhino kept calling for like six weeks afterwards.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:34, archived)

Rhinos are clingy little bitches.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:35, archived)

Did you notice?

That the posts in this thread vaguely resemble a boob?
Don't post a reply, it's perky and you'll only age it.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:48, archived)

I thought you said you weren't going back there.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:34, archived)

Woo

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:43, archived)

Why, thank you, sir

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:46, archived)

As the board is so quiet

I don't feel bad about posting a picture in memory of my beautiful little ratty girl Bob, who died on Saturday morning.

Rest in peace my little flufflet.

Night all.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:11, archived)

awwww, g'night

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:13, archived)

awwwwwwwww

Poor Bob.
Maybe she and Gus can be friends.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:13, archived)

losing pets is not much chop is it....

can i place Nuffy in here as well?

Bob ,Gus & Nuffy - its like a buddy movie gone wrong!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:59, archived)

: (

Poor littil Nuffy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:12, archived)

poor lil' Bob & Gus!

and as much as we tell ourselves we're right losing a pet is never easy!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:29, archived)

Let's cheer things up a bit with a talking hamster.

www.b3ta.com/board/5356076

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:29, archived)

Where is mofaha?

I haven't seen him in a while.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:32, archived)

Well, he's certainly not tied up in my basement.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:35, archived)

Good times, good times.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:42, archived)

have this

in consolation

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:15, archived)

I liked your drawings better than your trollings.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:21, archived)

just for you

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:23, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:40, archived)

MOVE THE PASTRIES

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:54, archived)

awwww.

Dead pets are sad.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:16, archived)

they're boring IMO

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:18, archived)

gaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's a fucking rat.

KILL IITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Oh, hang on a mo.

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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:27, archived)

YOU ARE NOT ALONE

in naming your female pet Bob. I named my mom's girl cat Bob.

Some people still don't get it.

R.I.P. (your) Bob

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:28, archived)

så du er ikke svensk?

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:32, archived)

I've always had female ratties

And most have had boys names, Martin, Fonzie and the like.

(DW is ... gay, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:27, archived)

its 2:42 so im pear roasting this

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:43, archived)

has she been eating yoghurt?

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:44, archived)

Stripey boob!!

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:46, archived)

hahaha

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:46, archived)

no shes been eating

sausage

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:46, archived)

On a cold day from the looks of things

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:47, archived)

aahh..

i've been told that it's the sauce that makes one fat and not the sausage

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:47, archived)

no no no

its full of vitanins

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:48, archived)

Vitamins give you nipple erections?

Where's me tablets

Edit: 2 minutes later - IT WORKS!

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:58, archived)

you know what I'm talking about

and dont pretend you dont

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:01, archived)

Bunnies?

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:03, archived)

Clam

Jam

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)

EWWWWW

I prefer oyster chutney myself

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)

well thats all very well,

I have heard it does wonders for the complexion though, Honest!)

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:08, archived)

*has impeccable pores and a rosy glow*

*whistles*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:11, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:49, archived)

...................................../o/

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:50, archived)

Now thats just

uncalled for

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:50, archived)

YOU'RE UNCALLED FOR.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:54, archived)

I KNOW I DIDN'T CALL FOR GROOP.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:56, archived)

GROOP SEX, PERHAPS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:57, archived)

I calledyou and you said you called

a cab and then I said call an ambulance and you called me a name and I called you from a mountain top but you didn't hear it cause you were calling your sister who was called carly,carly called corrine who was going to call on caroline who called paul who called cloe to say that clive was going to call conny about cloning her clitoris

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:59, archived)

aHAHA

I love my friends, and they love me, We're just as close as we can be. And just because we really care, Whatever we get, we share! I got it from Agnes, She got it from Jim. We all agree it must have been Louise who gave it to him. She got it from Harry, Who got it from Marie, And everybody knows that Marie Got it from me. Giles got it from Daphne, She got it from Joan, Who picked it up in County Cork, A-kissin' the Blarney Stone. Pierre gave it to Sheila, Who must have brought it there. He got it from Francois and Jacques, Haha, Lucky Pierre! Max got it from Edith, Who gets it every spring. She got it from her Daddy, Who just gives her everything. She then gave it to Daniel, Whose spaniel has it now. Our dentist even got it, And we're still wondering how. Ah, but I got it from Agnes, Or maybe it was Sue, Or Millie or Billie or Gillie or Willie, It doesn't matter who. It might have been at the club, Or at the pub, or in the loo, And if you will be my friend, Then I might...(Mind you, I said "might")... Give it to you!

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:03, archived)

YAY!

www.b3ta.com/board/7297247

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:05, archived)

WHY WON'T YOU POST YOUR MIDI TUNES ON ZOMBIEMOONROBOTS?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:07, archived)

I got as far as registering but I haven't been on, sorry.

I was even gonna get some better software this year.. AND IT'S FUCKING JUNE ALREADY.

I ARE FAIL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:09, archived)

I'm still working on the layout & shit, I was meant to have a logo months ago.

Oh well.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:13, archived)

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:14, archived)

.....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MShpvoSB4lY

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:10, archived)

Hooray for gonorrhea!

It can make your unborn child blind, much fun to be had making the little bastards walk into walls

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:05, archived)

antibiotics!!! \o/

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:14, archived)

You must be confusing me with someone else.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:56, archived)

Hi cock alar-

Wait, no.

Um... whoopla?

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:02, archived)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:56, archived)

do you read FHM, Loaded, Nuts or Zoo?

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:02, archived)

no, but i think google image search does.

i think the last magazine i bought was over 2 years ago. sad to say, it was Practical Classics (AKA Unroadworthy Shitpiles)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:04, archived)

that's good weather

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:02, archived)

I prefer big knocker

spunk face

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:10, archived)

Is it super-happy-mega-funtime yet?

Edit: CFB
Translation: Bird: zomg! Kawaiiiiii!1!!!11 (lit: you are very lovely!)
Bear: haha, lol! (giggles!)

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:42, archived)

Loooong time no see m'dear

and it's ALWAYS super happy fun time round these parts.

OOH, in 10 posts time you'll be 1337!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:44, archived)

Been over a year since I last visited regularly...

So I mad a massively spectacular* comeback earlier in teh week.

rubbish

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:47, archived)

A lot has changed in the last year

I went away, then I came back, then we got an "I like this" button. It's been all downhill since then really.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:50, archived)

YES. ALSO IT IS THE PRIVATE PANTS PARTY.

While we're looking at psychotic bears, have you seen:
www.mrwiggleslovesyou.com

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:46, archived)

Why so it is!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:47, archived)

PANCE DANCE!!

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:07, archived)

hah!

That's fantastic!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:47, archived)

WE REQUIRE YOU TO SING THE SONG.

www.b3ta.com/links/PRIVATE_PANTS_PARTY_TIME_THE_SONG

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:52, archived)

UP THA FUCKEN NOSE MUTHAFUCKA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:53, archived)

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker?

*mishears*

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:59, archived)

YOU'RE A BONER-BITING BASTARD UNCLE FUCKER

Actually the refrain "up tha fucken nose muthafucka, up tha fucken nose" comes from the Hallelujah Picasso's last EP, Gospel of the DNA Demon.
It's basically a studio out-take, Up The Nose (Part One).

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:02, archived)

Hmm

I always heard that as "bona fide bastard".

*makes mental note to listen to said EP, if possible.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:03, archived)

^this

I was totally sure of it :s

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)

Heh.

Looks pretty funny with censored lyrics!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:08, archived)

PICASSO POSSE!

They've even put up a myspace page!
www.myspace.com/hallelujahpicassos

There are continual rumours of a reunion, since they're all still alive..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:17, archived)

enjoy the puppet show

only my second attempt with flash. gotta work out how to optimise better.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:32, archived)

CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

I don't know dick about Flash, but you could export it un-optimised and tweak it in imageready..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:39, archived)

hehehe

them funky ladies you post here and there, who are they?

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:41, archived)

PLZ2XPLN?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:45, archived)

them sexy rubber ladies

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:46, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:47, archived)

YES!!!

wooohooo!!!11! \o/

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:48, archived)

You can blame me if you like.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:51, archived)

err..

i'd really like to blame you but i'm not sure of what...
:O

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:53, archived)

HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:49, archived)

who the fuck are they anyway?

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:50, archived)

Some cosplayers that Tahkclab found a while ago, whom I haminated.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:53, archived)

Cosplay!

Same dude dressed up as each PPG.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:53, archived)

awwwwww

i thought it was some nice lady
D:

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:55, archived)

: D

www.b3ta.com/board/7324578

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:59, archived)

tsk! them asians are strange...

static.stileproject.com/rnd/img/vd13.jpg

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:05, archived)

I get a hot-linking image from that link.

Web-page URL?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:11, archived)

tadaaa!

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/959/1182478524/vd13.jpg

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:16, archived)

THAT'S TELLING 'EM.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:18, archived)

I find this strangely arousing

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:59, archived)

so did i yesterday :(

well, i kind of feel the same tonight... but only slightly!

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:01, archived)

I think it may have something to do with it being twunt o'clock in the morning

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:04, archived)

depends on where

it's * in the morning

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:17, archived)

imageready still made the 140x140 into one big fucker of a file.

i'll play more to try and get the transparency right.

www.tonyblews.co.uk/flash/squirrel.htm to be really iritated...

edit: no, its not the horse. its possibly worse.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:41, archived)

If that's your second attempt at flash.... well done....

Flash is great for optimising prime colours that that you actually make in flash (into gifs) like this one ..( theinvisablemanatb3ta.googlepages.com/balls64.gif ) but I'v not had a lot of luck when it comes to optimising photo type gif animations.....love the kitties though....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:47, archived)

If the 'Friends'..

..were all Ross.

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)

The one on the far left

Looks so proud of all his cloned drones.

Go, my pretties, make the world into one giant tribute to MEEEEEEEEE

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:30, archived)

David schwimmer is an infectious disease!

Run for the woodlands!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:32, archived)

..AND I'M THE CURE.

*loads shotgun*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:46, archived)

Woooo that is creepy......

Might be a case for Mulder and Scully...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:36, archived)

Sculder & Mully FTW!

woo yeah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 4:02, archived)

It'd still be a steaming pile.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:44, archived)

Eeeek ..!!!...haha..

Makes me think of the age old question...."so.....???... which one do you fancy the most.."...!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:51, archived)

Answer: the photographer.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:54, archived)

nip

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:18, archived)

Can I repost this one then?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:22, archived)

Oh holy shuddering fuck

My phobia of impregnation just got so VERY much worse

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:23, archived)

oh?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:24, archived)

phooowhaarr

sexy tum

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:25, archived)

GAH

The idea of being inhabited by a parasitic life form feeding off your blood supply before forcing its way through one of my favourite parts of myself thus rendering it utterly useless for anything other than polishing laminate floors does not appeal.

And that is one luxurious happy trail.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)

I'm am a man

I blank out the meaning and only see nice preggy belly

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:30, archived)

BUT IT HAS HANDS PUSHING THROUGH IT

That is NOT a "nice preggy belly"!!! *hides in a corner*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)

yeah

that dude is totally pregnant

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)

what? I thought it was a woman has very

small hands and look really dainty

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:33, archived)

That much hair on a woman's belly kind of puts me off

A little trail of downy fluff is cute, but that stuff's almost pubic

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:36, archived)

true, true

I prefer a nice little line of fluff

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:37, archived)

eh...

I'm just looking at the happy trail
_{and the penis}

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:26, archived)

Ooh, it would be like pissing out a pillow.

But don't you worry about THIS?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)

Oh god

I'm never swallowing again

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:32, archived)

I could keep reposting worrying pictures of babies all night

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:34, archived)

And I will

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:34, archived)

that scared the shit out of me first time i saw it.

it gave me the wormfingers flashback for some reason.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:38, archived)

I can only hope to aspire to such levels

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:45, archived)

Please don't

PLease, please...

The only thing that scares me more than babies is clowns and that thing people do when they peer rounds doors like a sideways Chad, then slide up and down. For some reason that nearly gives me a panic attack just thinking about it.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:35, archived)

oh, I can do clowns too

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:36, archived)

YOU HATE SPAZZCAT

AICMFP

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:38, archived)

I hate everyone

because I can't afford to give you your £5

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:40, archived)

ahhhahhahahh!

That is fucking GLORIOUS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:03, archived)

arsehole eyes

scary shit holes!

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:24, archived)

they were his nostrils you sick sick man

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:24, archived)

they look like

bumholes

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:25, archived)

^this

in fucking spades

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:29, archived)

spades?

what does that mean?

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)

large amounts

or black people, depends on your choice of interpretation

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:35, archived)

I thought that said

"Large amounts OF black people"

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:37, archived)

Spades of spades?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:43, archived)

RACIST

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:47, archived)

But isn't that the TRUE spirit of christmas?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:48, archived)

Oh yeah

Bet you love your WHITE Christmasses don't you

BIGOT! RACIST! XENOPHOBE! RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:00, archived)

meh...

you're all anglophiles...

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:32, archived)

Not me.

I hate those pommie bastards.

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:41, archived)

So do I.

AND THE FUCKING SWEDISH.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:43, archived)

I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN THOSE NORDIC MOTHERFUCKERS FOR ABBA.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:48, archived)

Bless you, Yeknom,

for creating that which should never be seen.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)

If ony I could make the pope say the same

but he's blocked me on MSN the bastard.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:33, archived)

Hello, bossyburger.

Still with the liquefy, huh?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:26, archived)

its not liquify its called

smudge

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:26, archived)

IT'S CALLED SHIT, IS WHAT IT'S CALLED.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:04, archived)

Something none compo......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)

Artmatic?

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the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:06, archived)

Thankyou.......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:09, archived)

METALIC PHALLUS!

Sounds like a band

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:06, archived)

The question is ....

Would you buy the album...!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:10, archived)

Cock rock? Hell yeah!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:17, archived)

looks like a still

from a winamp visualisation or something

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:06, archived)

No..... tis all drawn from scratch.....

Then filtered then painted and redrawn and refiltered and so on and so on ,......ect ect...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)

Oooo

You am teh clevar

*bows to ninja skills*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:02, archived)

I'm off to bed.......

*EDITS* out my previous outburst due to me misunderstanding totaly the meaning of what had been said...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:27, archived)

This is a very special comment.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:29, archived)

Yes it appears I misunderstood

My fault compleatly and an currantly making my apologies...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)

Call me Mr. Defensive here

But it looks to me like she was paying you a genuine chuffing compliment.

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

Yes it appears I was wrong......

I misunderstood .... and apologise....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

I just got your mail

And I compleatly misunderstood your comment..

I am so so so sorry and feel a commpleat idiot.

I don't understand leet very well and thought it was meant to be a pointed insult .....

Please accept my apology......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

Awesome!

What is it?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:06, archived)

Woo a lovely kiss thankyou sir.....

Don't know what it is though i'm affraid..... I just like to draw shapes with colours in them and filter them and add more shapes and colours and blend layers together ect ect......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:14, archived)

you should make something up

such as.... "it is a representation of my youth, during which i was...... wank wank wank etc."

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:17, archived)

yep, sounds like my youth

by "my youth" i mean the german boy I have hogtied in my airing cupboard.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:19, archived)

I Have thought about making things up....

But no one would believe me...!!!!!

It is what it is and what I set out to do...(it was meant to be something pretty) and nothing more.....!!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:24, archived)

Jellyfish orgy.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:18, archived)

I love what people can see in these.....

And Jellyfish orgy is one of the best replies I'v had to one ....!!...I think only topped when I posted one I did called "neon fairies" and someone said "eeeek space spiders"...!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)

I'D HIT IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:24, archived)

Don't....!!!!

It's like alien......your hand would disolve.!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:32, archived)

I DIDN'T MEAN WITH MY HAND.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:40, archived)

Hahaha.....

Gets the point..!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:54, archived)

Oldskool cartoonage

To be fair, he's probably touched your kids

poml

(Staffs Giraffe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:01, archived)

in the merry shithole of Staffordshire are you?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:02, archived)

All the pricks in that cartoon

had the most annoying speech impediments

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:03, archived)

TEXT ON A PICTURE!

AND ITS 161K!
lube up!

(they will bum you whilst you are unconcious)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)

I hated this cartoon

HATED IT
I mean what the shuddering squirts was he supposed to be, anyway?

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)

aarvark i believe

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)

A pink aardvark who'd been dropped on his face as a baby

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:09, archived)

aardvark, indeed

he shoulda been stabbed in his gullet as a baby, too...

would've saved us all the trouble of knowing that as soon as we saw his ugly mug on the TV, it was time to go outside because there wasn't anything good on for the rest of the day

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:30, archived)

Run with us

We are free....

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)

Why, just why, what is the point of this?

Although I do wonder about cedric's brown hand.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:05, archived)

Nothing quite like being anally fisted by a pink aardvark with a bent nose.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:10, archived)

I love it when you talk dirty to me

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:23, archived)

yeah, keep talking dirty to him

_{I like to watch}

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:33, archived)

JAM JAR SPECTACLES!

Oh yeah bitch you know you love it

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:34, archived)

fuck off and read teh faq you cunt

or, please optimise your picture its slightly big

thanks

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:05, archived)

It's not really an FAQ

It's more of a "Often shouted advice"

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:08, archived)

to be replaced with

"often ignored advice"

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:10, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:06, archived)

That made me smile:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:07, archived)

TOAP!

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:08, archived)

PHWOAR!

THAT PUPPY IS GONNA GET IT!!!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:10, archived)

*gives puppy anaesthetic*

*hands you a buttplug*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:11, archived)

I love you.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:15, archived)

Awwww

Do you want the electrified nipple clamps as well or shall we save those for later when he wakes up?

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:17, archived)

lets save it for when he wakes up.

but for now... Have you got the leather clad midget ready?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:18, archived)

Hang on

He's finishing his trampolining lesson

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:20, archived)

I am her leather-clad

midget, thank you very much...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:20, archived)

Midget?

Hardly, sirrah ;)

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:21, archived)

The perfect answer

from the perfect fiance - *beams love at you*

(and spooge)

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:23, archived)

*deflects spooge beam*

*with her face*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:24, archived)

Nice!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:11, archived)

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:14, archived)

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Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:59, archived)

If the balloons actually looked like that

I'd be almost tempted to convert to PC.

Almost.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:16, archived)

Late night drunken peeeeeea roast

Is booze an excuse? Not really, but I'll do it anyway

[/my defense in the sexual harassment case]

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)

I like. His right hand has a curious pose.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:49, archived)

And have a pea in return

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:49, archived)

hah

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:00, archived)

more to frown than to smile?

but absolutely none at all to just let your face sag.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:01, archived)

well if you must roast

i shall RPS

macro mode!

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:51, archived)

That doesn't LOOK like macaroni...

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)

sprinkle some

cheese on it.

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)

Bastards

I'm hungry now

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:39, archived)

Nicely drawn sir indeed......

Was just considering pearoast myself .... just to get something none compo related on the board......nice piccy......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:54, archived)

Peas don't touch the dalillama.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:57, archived)

oooo Dali-ful

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Cae1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)

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