As a reward I'm posting you a ""!@@!%@!$%@!@£@!CARRIER LOST
(rhebusac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 17:41,
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Kubrick missed a trick here
The Shining would have been far scarier with the presence of
click for 1.2MB animation - it's worth it :) alternatively, click the following one for slightly larger 2.6MB animation Larger version
(EDIT : just noticed the picture was a shade too large, so I've reduced it a touch. I'd posted it elsewhere where the limits are slightly higher. won't happen again, I promise :) )
Courtesy of bloop from down \/ \/ \/ there ...
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 17:08,
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(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 17:18,
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nicely done
*click
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 17:21,
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haha superb!
woo yay
Have this optimalized one.
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 17:27,
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ooh ta
I forgot about even trying to optimise it as I thought I'd be safer just to linky :) and to be honest, the 'optimised' version looks better :D - more grainy and film like.
and no matter how much I tried with ImageReady, I could not get the file down to under 300KB without it looking shocking. So I've nicked your version. Ta :D
Let me know if that's a problem :)
EDIT - ah hah, now I've posted yours in the first post, I can see how you managed it. Didn't know that was possible :o
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 17:45,
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I'm sure there are plenty of sick fucks that have done just that.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:57,
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S'not as effective as
discomeat's cock fog hand. *feels self moderately more attracted to arnolds*
(DimrillHMS Average Nostril,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:43,
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and it takes less than a few months to build up a head of steam too
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:47,
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s'what you get for splashing cold water on your red hot bellend
I expect... not that I've been watching or nuffin.
(DimrillHMS Average Nostril,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:54,
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I know you've been watching
I've been watching you watching using my secret cameras for watching people who are watching
or something
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 16:36,
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Macropossil
(Arsenic,Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:21,
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(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:23,
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Can I call him bobby?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:25,
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if you wish
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:27,
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BOBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
thanky.
EDIT: Acktally he's now looking more like a Liberachi.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:30,
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His nickname is Rusty
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:37,
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You can get a spray for that!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 16:58,
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:o
(Jonneegeneric comment,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:47,
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splendid
calamari anyone?
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:25,
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that
looks like something a TV chef might like to cook (tenuous repost opportunity ahoy!)
(badchilizubzubzubzubzub,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:25,
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dear god
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:28,
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cheap devil
(nice squid, what's next?)
(badchilizubzubzubzubzub,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:30,
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If I can be bothered, I might do a big whale
About 3 times wider than the picture
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:35,
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that will be
excellent, I'm sure
(badchilizubzubzubzubzub,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:47,
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fucking HELL!!!!
hahahahahaha
you bastard!!
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:48,
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all 'bastards' and '*spangs*' gratefully accepted
(badchilizubzubzubzubzub,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:55,
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What about *whips*?
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:57,
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I normally have to pay for that
depends how much the charge is I suppose.
(badchilizubzubzubzubzub,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:58,
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Slight problem though
Fish sauce ain't vegetarian...
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:52,
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yeah
but Ramsay hates veggies, so he's done it on purpose to 'poison' them. Nawty Gordon!
(badchilizubzubzubzubzub,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:54,
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That's ok then
As long as it has been well reasoned out, and wasn't a blatant mistake, that's fine :-)
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:55,
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yeah, plot development for these masterworks
begins about 6 months before showtime. I have a team of Koreans working night and day for peanuts. But then again, don't we all!
(badchilizubzubzubzubzub,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:56,
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That's close,
but the Inner Squid is more like a bunch of grapes. It's my belief that he's like FSM's ambassador to your colon.
(Arsenic,Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:29,
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pft
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:25,
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it's getting better now people aren't just posting ^these
and are starting to stretch it a bit
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:27,
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exactly
In fact I originally posted this as a subpost.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:28,
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and now your subpost is about to be closed down
i blame that nice mr blair
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:30,
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I'm sorry
I don't know this nice Mr. Blair of which you speak.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:31,
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Lionel
Lionel Blair. Lovely fella.
(badchilizubzubzubzubzub,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:57,
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I've met him
He was a git.*
may be bollocks
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 16:37,
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lovely mover
lovely tan
(badchilizubzubzubzubzub,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 16:41,
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I'll be back in the afternoon
When it's not 2:30 and I'm supposed to be studying for tomorrows exam. This procrastinating sleep gets rubbish results.
(Arsenic,Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:32,
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Thirsty?
Try a nice warm glass of
(SmelchGod says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:04,
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momma daddy
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:06,
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Definately Momma
She was always a bit strange.
(SmelchGod says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:08,
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Yes, Momma Brian always had an air of mystery about her
(FredAstaireAteMyTapShoesbut he left me this fetching ballgown,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:09,
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Damn,
that woman could fart like the best of them.
(SmelchGod says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:10,
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and fill cans with sperm like the worst of them
(FredAstaireAteMyTapShoesbut he left me this fetching ballgown,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:20,
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you say that like its a bad thing?
(SmelchGod says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:21,
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I just got nastys look from everyone in the TV room!
The All Blacks/ Saffa match is on and I suggested that if they had a ball each, maybe they wouldn't fight over it!
No pleasing some people.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:14,
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TV room?
Are you in some kind of nursing home?
(spartacus_millsand Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:17,
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No I run a backpackers hostel
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:25,
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That's what all the people in your nursing home say
;)
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:27,
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I have all my own teeth I'd like you to know*
*this is in fact a lie
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:29,
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always the way with progress
you suggest a way to make the world a better place for everyone, and they turn their noses up at it.
Some people just like conflict. Why, I'd love my own balls.
(SmelchGod says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:18,
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I used to have the hobby of annoying ppl of watching footy in the pub
I'd support the ball and each time someone kicked it I'd shout FOUL! Then I'd make grandiose boasts like it'd score as many goals as both teams put together.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:28,
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Good plan
but you know the south africans would just want to hold both balls anyway.
(Arsenic,Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:27,
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Well you have to make biltong somehow!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:33,
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Daa-ad
Mum's present's escaping again
(Damocleswants no part of your debauchery,
Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:46,
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ahahahahahA!!
Woooo
I got a graphics tablet today. keep misplacing the pen...