(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:22,
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Fitter, happier, more productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym 3 days a week Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well No more microwave dinners and saturated fats A patient better driver A safer car Baby smiling in back seat Sleeping well No bad dreams No paranoia Careful to all animals Never washing spiders down the plughole Keep in contact with old friends Enjoy a drink now and then Will frequently check credit at Moral, bank, hole in the wall Favors for favors Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On sundays ring road supermarket No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants Car wash Also on sundays No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish - at a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned but powerless An empowered and informed member of society Pragmatism not idealism Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tires that grip in the wet Shot of baby strapped in back seat A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter shit The ability to laught at weakness Calm Fitter Healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics
(mamilla_sarsumum... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 18:44,
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Nobody's gonna slow me down Like a wheel, gonna spin it Nobody's gonna mess me round Hey Satan, payin' my dues Playing in a rocking band Hey Momma, look at me I'm on my way to the promised land
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 18:56,
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Oh yes!
Do you feel a bit old around here Mr Frappa, like I do? ;)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:02,
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we're not old...
...we can still save the world!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:13,
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Hahaha
Hurrah!
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:18,
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...well....some of us anyways...
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:24,
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^this^
chortle + guffaw!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:26,
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nah....
my immaturity saves me each and every time + im too old to grow up!
:)
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:31,
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I'm 36, have felt 22 for about a decade,
and currently feel about 17 due to a crush on a rather pretty lass I work with who has a BA after her name..
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:40,
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yay for crushes
im 43 if you cut me open and count my rings (pfffftt - i said rings). most day somewhere im between 15 and 19 My wife is 11 yrs my junior and she reckons youre as young as the woman you feel so 32's good for me!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:00,
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one could also argue it's the road to nowhere...
(mutster101fell over,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:28,
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yeah hey....
...if there's no speed limits, then he should be driving much faster!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:42,
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correction
click biggie
(tiberiusgracchussaving the world since;,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 18:05,
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needs more 24inch rims!
:D
(rossingtonsalty,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 18:07,
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yay for pimping!
been waiting for someone to pimp a pimp pic of pimps so i can pimp my pimped pimp!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 18:09,
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Yay!
Have you ever heard of Frank Zappa, he was a musician or something :-)
(mamilla_sarsumum... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 18:11,
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someone mentioned that
but im not exactly sure
:)
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 18:18,
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Where are you hiding this?
I can't find it on the main board.
(mamilla_sarsumum... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 18:31,
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i've not done anything
???
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 18:41,
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That's weird...
You should appear between the jet-powered duck and highway to hell. You don't. or at least I can't seeya!
(mamilla_sarsumum... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 18:55,
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(shamblawww.gagaprinthouse.com,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:57,
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It's like being bullied
but without the hassle of having to know other humans.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 17:06,
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i think the Mona Lisa...
...is a very old picture.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:58,
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heh!
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(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 17:06,
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Behold the power of Chuck
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:53,
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*click*
brilliant!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:54,
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HA-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU-KEN¬
*Oh yes*
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:54,
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Of course, he's so fast...
...he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!
EDIT: can anyone recommend software (freeware?) to convert movie files into GIFs? I've tried one program but it was bundled with some shitty spyware
(mamilla_sarsumum... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:54,
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except
he's so fast he can BLOCK himself, so the punch never connects
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:56,
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The Gimp will
but only uncompressed files
(CanonCaliberA big bore,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 17:11,
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