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# Noun


An established form, rule, or custom, especially one followed merely for the sake of procedure or decorum.
(Krowten, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Etiquette
?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Formality:p
Reminds me of...

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)
# haha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Does he have a name?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Perceval
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:12, archived)
# That can be his middle name.
His first and last names are 'Chris' and 'Goose'

As in 'Chris P. Goose'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Naaa it's Bill

Bill Lease
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Good.
Because 'Christopher Perciville Duck' was already taken anyway.
I shall draw him for you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha
cool.

My screen fly's back again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Christopher Perciville Duck
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Woo
I bet he gets all the chicks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Don't know his name
but he attended ETon.
(Krowten, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Hehehe
We're talking about my goose:P

Not that I'm trying to detract from your lully post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I like
ETiquette as well
(Krowten, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# gaaaah!
The pun the pun!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
that is worth a good spanging.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Obligatory "You're So Big !" etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Tuxedo Alien?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# ET phone for an escort
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)
# "Monsier, with these terrible puns you are really spoiling us"
/embassadors reception blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to darnce
They're looking for a little romarnce, given half a charnce
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# it am fluffeh tiem.


indy says so.
(whatsinaname, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:47, archived)
# cat LOL
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:50, archived)
# huge pic LOL
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I have a pet monitor fly at the moment
He seems quite happy there, I've named him Burt.

He does get attacked by the terrifying cursor of door thought.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I have two spiders
in what I have named spider corner.

I think they might be dead.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Hehehe
www.tomkitching.co.uk/spider/spider.html

He's been on my monitor for the last 20 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Awww!
That's a sweet little story. I wouldn't want loads of tiny spiders running round my place though...

Say hi to Burt for me. I'd introduce him to my spiders but I don't think that would be such a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Ahh! No!
That's my fault for clicking it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Yes,
yes it is.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I read it all anyway...
almost makes me want to do that myself.

I would, if I wasn't so worried about the baby spiders finding new homes all over the house.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# My sentiments exactly
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Your answer is in the blog.
Just put wasps in anyplace you
don't want the spiders to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Wasps are the answer to most things
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Sad thing is I remember the guy posting it here about a year ago
I followed if for about 5 months until Svetlana died:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# the cursor..
of DOOR!

eek!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Door Thought
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Parsnips?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Hmm...no.
www.b3ta.com/board/7547526
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# haha, but I think you'll find
http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

edit: hmm! that's not what a typed!!

oh well, had to happen sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Fiuff!
Nice fur.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)
# That cat has aids
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)
# STEAL IT AND FUCKING SELL IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Do you think I'd get much for it?
He's mutated a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:00, archived)
# KFC'd love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# "...shes got le-ee-egs......"
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# The fastest 100m sprint every recorded was 0.5 seconds long.
However, the runner was disqualified after a random test showed an illegal number of legs.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:12, archived)
# One....two.....thr....Hey! Wait a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Was his name Ben Johnsonsonsonsonsonsonsonsonsonson?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I had to look twice at that...
Genius
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)
# pfffttt....
more like a "lucky shop"!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww - right back at ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:52, archived)
# What a cute little fella.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)
# that be Soxy Fluffguts...
she be in ur head pushing cute buttons!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:00, archived)
# She certainly is,,,
I get turned on by those socks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)
# akshully
shes a little shit - all her own cat (like most)
Mooches for food and then buggers off till next meal
Melbourne Moggys - tcoh!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)
#
Sounds familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Aaaaw
How is it with your dogs?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)
# we got two now
both doing well - pups next feb and aug - crossed fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# File size is HUUUGE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:53, archived)
# yeah
forgot to change it.

you can forgive though yes? because of the pretty fluffness?
(whatsinaname, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I can forgive. 'Cos the cat is trés Fluffeh!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)
# FULLY SIKK THORPEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:00, archived)
# KILL THAT CLOSET HOMO HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# doesnt he have the LOL virus?
pfffttt...death bugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# He certainly does alright!
He also needs teh uplaod codez
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# "Scatch!"
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# kitty is not fluff


Click for bigger (136KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Is your kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA - That's Gold!
*fears
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I was sitting her for a couple of month this summer
she's crazy, really, even for a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I was expecting
AAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Is that Windows Kitty XP?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Blue meow of death
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Ohhh is it.?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:58, archived)
# that's no kitty!
Rabbits are Satan's lovechildren.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:00, archived)
# He *thinks* he is a cat.
Plus a I only have a bunny I thought I would ring the changes :D.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Evil I tell you!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Taxi.!!!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Awww
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Edit: Woah that was big...!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# HAhaha that cat!
'But, but, but I like it on here. Kitty not bad kitty, kitty good keyboard kitty!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Dude, it's still too soon to be making jokes like these.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Doesn't look happy
Maybe coz he looked at the file size!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Am it really slow loading picture tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Is it always fluff time round here, then?
I mean I like the fluff as much as the next, but we should prob try to avoid B3ta turning into cuteoverload.com.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Like that'll happen. See anything like this there?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:12, archived)
# CAT WITH A FAT!
love it! Still!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)
# this cat looks like about to kill!
must kill!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)
#
200k cfb-diy-wagoning-eioeio
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Pumpin'em out since 74!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 'Ning Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)
# sir - pfffttt.....
none of that bourgeois, pretentious shit around here - g'day
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Didn't Salad Fingers
have a woodlouse named 'Bourgeois'?

I wouldn't put it past him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Haha! ace!
I can see teh quo

*messes eyes up by looking for teh fear*

edit: I've found chump, but then saw topless ladies so am too busy fwapping to search for any more memes
(LargeDoner, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)
# thats good

and ning' all
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:36, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:40, archived)
# It looks like its an HO scale Cock Factory model
That should be in every Hornby model railway set
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Err Hornby is OO gauge not HO.
/pedantic railway model builder blog.

Although some of the new Noch HO stuff actually has moving couples "at it".!
SEE.!!!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Top!
Not too far from b3ta towers, one would guess
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:49, archived)
# "Chimp hats"?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Haus, but that might have been better.

edit: BTW www.b3ta.com/board/7546544 is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# lol!
you used a filter!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHA

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Had to. The idiom is tilt via a filter.
So I sharpen and un-tilted a real miniture, shop it
with expected assortment of memes, and then I went and
tilted it the fuck back. Left big clean for others to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# :D
that'll show them!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# tis a quiet board
(xaniac, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:07, archived)
# It 'ent quiet with me around.
That's ace, it makes me want jelly.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:08, archived)
# ningles
that's spiffy - yay
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Make it magenta with a white drop and you got yourself an FP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Bloooiped-bloip
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:12, archived)
# all of these
are fucking awesome take half a dozen woos a few yay and 2 hooplahs by way of late praise!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I want one of those!
it should be the new lavalamp...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)
# 3Doodle2

similar texture sequence but object view insted of parametric and stuck on a cone
Texture made with Kais Power Tools 10 Texture Lab free from Limewire
(xaniac, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:12, archived)
# i was told that saying something was 'a gyp' like a rip off or something was a racial statement.
what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:14, archived)
# GYPSIES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Rommany.
/pendantic
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Romany.
/pedant x 2
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Wwoooppsss
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:23, archived)
# yeah and then my friend got yelled out when he said he wanted all asians to be shot.
how is that racist?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)
# You are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7547307
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Cuz' she didn't add Micronesians.
I ADD FREE WHEN YOU FUCKING SELL TEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:20, archived)
# When I was young, my dad (who is half Indian, but you wouldn't know unless he told you)
once stood up in a dinner party and said that he wanted to run through Bombay with a machine gun. He then made the shooting motion (and sound) at a pregnant lady. Even the kid's table went silent.

My dad is awesome like that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Madness, the substance of life.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:22, archived)
# did he ever get to live his dream?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Not yet, but I can't rule it out.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Keep us updated if he does it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)
# You guys'll be the first to know. EVEN BEFORE THE POLICE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Thank you in advance
for giving us the scoop
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Oh, in that case,
it's because of lack of maraconi.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)
# My grandady was a Romany
Knocked up granny and split forever
(xaniac, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:34, archived)
# BLOODY DIDS
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)
# That's because it rhymes with ship,
and there were slaves on ships, so if you say it, then you get AIDS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Mmmm
Juicy words!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:17, archived)
#
wo tu
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Mmmm
breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Dinner time!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)
# pfffft
/hull
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:56, archived)
# "Free from Limewire"?
Nicely put. Almost as good as a description a freind of mine uses: "Floorware".
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Pffft
I raised an eyebrow at the term too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:35, archived)
# The software on Limeware does seem very good value
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Some of it even comes with free viruses and malware.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Yeah I had to get rid of a malware/virus from a PC the other day that took ages
Google ivchost.exe - a bad virus indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)
# That's a fucking nightmare!
I've spend days getting rid of that one before.

Stepdad surfing odd kinds of porn etc.
Edit: No wait, that was Trojan.Zlob
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Zlob surfing odd kinds of porn?
please tell us what these odd kinds were
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Well I walked into the room once
hearing many frantic clicks, I looked over the room to see two men dressed in very tight latex clothing.

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Been there.
Didn't bother trying to remove it. Just took out the hard disk and set fire to it*

*Ok, so formatted it and reinstalled really
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)
# ^This
Surf some forums first to see other people who've had the problem
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Thats why you always use
The computers at the university or public library to download it
(xaniac, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:08, archived)
# ITS OKAY TO LIE TO THEM
THERE NOT LIKE REAL PEOPLE, THEYRE CULTISTS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:12, archived)
# CULTISTS ARE USED TO BEING LIED TO.
ONE MORE LIE WON'T HURT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:15, archived)
# THIS IS ALL VERY STRANGE
I have been enjoying it. WooYayMore
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Bigger!
I did like it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)
# 3Doodle
(xaniac, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Oooo
lully!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:55, archived)
# It's like the Rubiks cube, but with circles!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:55, archived)
# ALTERNATE CORNERS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I won't say yo as, as this is not Bryced.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:55, archived)
# *throws a seven*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Proof there is a god?
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 7:58, archived)
# It has tragically ended up as a TOAP compo hasn't it.
Nice concept though. I think religion prefers to use the more direct approach.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:18, archived)
# Sort of in the challenge spec this round.
Although I'd take the pro-TOAP line regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:22, archived)
# erm
ANd I'll be in Scotland before ye?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:23, archived)
# Suggesting I've/we've taken the "low road"?
Mayhap. [/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:27, archived)
# Fuck that I got the 11:23 for St Pancreas
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Come-by-chance in november byee'!
/onedownmanship blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:35, archived)
# ?
?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:37, archived)
# *unpacks fearing the joke will no longer be funny*
Yes, nice station, trains... easy way etc. If you know england.
So, pick horrid place I've been that 'sounded like'/'riffs on' your line.
edit:*edits in wikilink*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_by_chance
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:45, archived)
# boys have a winky and girls have a foofoo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:47, archived)
# i think i've learnt something today
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:50, archived)
# AND AIDS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Repost Aids lol
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:52, archived)
# EVERY BODY HAS AIDS!
'ning mate
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:21, archived)
# 'Ning Pij
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:42, archived)
# What's TOAP
Totally
Orgiastic
Anal
Plundering
?
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Here,
Have some TOAP on a rope....
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Proof that god has AIDS? LOL!

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:18, archived)
# 'ning matey
how's it diddling?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:18, archived)
# I just found out that god has AIDS

well, he made us all to be Just Like Him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:19, archived)
# So if we're dumb, than God is dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side

/FZ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:20, archived)
# Well I'm just beautiful to make up for all you ugly fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Good!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:34, archived)
# What?
We're all fictional too?!:O

Anyway how could we be used as an excuse against ourselves for centuries of tyranny?

Off to Sunday school blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:20, archived)
# Well, it's written in a book!
Surely that musy be evidence eneough to prove it!
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:31, archived)
# That's right.
Only made more accurate from being constantly rewritten over many centuries!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:35, archived)
# I wonder when they'll re-write the appaling ending!
Lazy plotting in my thoughts - and they could do with an action set piece as well, just to add some Suspense!

And guns.lots of guns.
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:47, archived)
# I think there's a version where the butler did it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:48, archived)
# In Mel Gibson's version...
...it was the Jews.

Glad it's not too open to random interpretation then...
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Hmmmm jews
with nice tits:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Proof that I'm going to get a beer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:22, archived)
# ALL I WANT IS A BUCKET OF SOY SAUCE AND A FUCKLOAD OF DIM SIMS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:23, archived)
# OUT OF THE WAY EXTRAS!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:24, archived)
# What about a bucket of fuckload sauce and some dim sim?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:25, archived)
# That'll do nicely for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Would you like flies with that?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:43, archived)
# Come on everybody and crap your hands!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:48, archived)
# hehehe doesn't work that way:P
*craps*
*hands*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Gaaah!
Is he opening it and putting it up to his mouth, or is he taking it away from his mouth as he hasn't opened it and then opening it?!

And why is he saying Bomb-bom-di while he's doing it?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:39, archived)
# Bugger - i just wasn't able to get that last frame in!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:49, archived)
# It's like a fat, moustachioed Michael J Fox trying to have a drink
annoyingly, this makes me want a beer, but it'snot 9 o clock yet, better give it 20 mins...
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:43, archived)
# It's almost 6pm here...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Excellent!
I'll have a beer then! Gotta love time zones...
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Too right
So you're allowed to have a beer before the pub opens!

/liquor licence blog
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] £50 says this is actually done in real life...


Funny story about AIDS.
AIDS in Spanish is SIDA.
Cider in Spanish is Sidra.

Guess which one i accidently ordered my ex-girlfriend a pint of when i lived there...

I didn't dislike her that much!
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 7:28, archived)
# AIDS LOL
MAKE HER BUY HER OWN PINTS OF AIDS.
MAKE HER MAKE METH AND I'LL ADD MP3PLAYER.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 7:43, archived)
# This guy has aids
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 7:46, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 7:47, archived)
# I know, he got it from this guy


'ning all

EDIT: I did that about a year ago. I'm going to have to redo it coz there's so many little things that piss me off about it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 7:52, archived)
# Sheike Goatse?
'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 7:56, archived)
# You still would you old tart you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Too right!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Dear lord man! How could you make something so lossy so hooj!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 7:52, archived)
# Oh yes
you can claim you fifty quid at the door
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:18, archived)
# Yay woop
free Money!

now, where's this door i've heard so much about...
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:57, archived)
#

I just updated the mofaha rss feed if anyone's interested :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 6:03, archived)
# Smooth blend shadow, yet unblended subject.
Blender break down mid draw? YOU BUY NEW ONE.
BUY TWO AND I ADD PIZZAWHEEL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 6:11, archived)
# NORKS!
*subscribes to newsletter RSS*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 6:29, archived)
# Very Nice
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 7:18, archived)
# You see I reacon in real life
You have cupboards filled with vast amounts of discarded women!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 7:53, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Are you ill? On drugs?
No offence, but that's much better than your usual.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:37, archived)
# i dont get it.
but I did get pokemon: pearl and it is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:46, archived)
# Wait 'till you get aids!
It is fun too. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:51, archived)
# I had a version of that game on
er.. some hand-held or other. I think I had diamond.
Suddenly a challenger appears!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 6:05, archived)
# ds?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 6:08, archived)
# Probably.
Someone bought it for me as a present to play with on the 'plane when I used to travel a lot more. It was fun for a while I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 6:10, archived)
# I HAVE DIAMOND.
WE SHOULD TOTALLY TRADE FRIEND CODES AND SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 7:58, archived)
# I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:05, archived)
# YEAH, I'M TRYING TO WORK IT OUT.
DO YOU HAVE WI-FI?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:11, archived)
# NO, AIDS LOL
/only has GBA versions blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's brill that is!
*clicky*

EDIT: HE could if he knew how to use the heal brush:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 7:54, archived)
# Hey!
A funny one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 8:09, archived)
# That's fantastic!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I'm with Mushroom on this
I hope it wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# I'm not sure why.
Now with sound.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ9HmkFQGc8
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:03, archived)
# nora's going to kick your ass.
plink.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:07, archived)
# That face.
Haha. A cat epiphany.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:21, archived)
# i think cats are better suited to playing theremins.
i imagine it would be fairly easy to rig up a theremin with a scratching post/body rubbing post.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:39, archived)
# I'll give it a try someday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:44, archived)
# In ur radio
touching ur radioHAM
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:55, archived)
# Photo was snag'ed, yes, but that's my TOAPage.

edit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:57, archived)
# Yeah, I just thought it
was a better use of the 'radio ham' pun.

You're not really a hamtoucher at all.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 6:13, archived)
# [/;-D
I pea enough to be damn near one, so I
wasn't sure in which way I had hammed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 6:15, archived)
# it is sleepy tiem!
'night, all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:58, archived)
# Cya bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:59, archived)
# G'night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 6:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:12, archived)
# It's a jam
Meowzart.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:22, archived)
# Shirley you jest


Move it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:58, archived)
# Looks too much like a mime.
I have this urge to kill it with hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:02, archived)
# it's a harlequin. their babies are cute.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:05, archived)
# 'llo peebee.
Are they tasty as well? Cute is only useful
as a sales tool. It's in the oven where it counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:08, archived)
# eating babies is wrong.
humans are too disgusting to consume. feel free to pop them in the oven anyway.

hello!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:18, archived)
# Kinda problematic at this point in history.
People look at you funny if you
just put them in the ovens.

Enjoying the last days of summer?
It has begun smelling like fall here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:23, archived)
# people are disgusting. they'll stare at anything.
smells like rictus around here.

fall has begun. my favourite time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:29, archived)
# I crave the heat.
And that animated pile of crap ain't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:52, archived)
# i was just amused that botox girl can now have a mate.
they will breed us a new race of servant-class filth.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Indeed, tho I seem to remember someone
else having a B or C list star in a sequence just as wooden.

What, run out of porkchops and flippers already?
/North of Egg WASP blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:00, archived)
# mofaha made the botox girl one, it's the only one i've seen before this clown.
they call themselves 'midtowners' now. so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:05, archived)
# Somehow I'm not sad that I'm out of date with To.
I think the one I'm thinking
of has been reposted on his.
He may remember it.
edit: dude with jacket, fans cycle and he doesn't --anyone else twig to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:11, archived)
# all ris to me, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:32, archived)
# Haha
I'm innocent I tells ya!! This is the one I made:

Botox girl was made by someone else on here, can't remember who right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:21, archived)
# whoops, i am wrong yet again.
and now there are three.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:33, archived)
# Haha!
The number of woodpeople is growing.
edit:
Birth of botox girl
www.b3ta.com/board/4553211
as animated
www.b3ta.com/board/4573087
Oldest usage that has link that works(not animated)
www.b3ta.com/board/4571240
early funny
www.b3ta.com/board/4632715
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:34, archived)
# Oh I saw that here:
pown.alluc.org/?uid=251
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:18, archived)
# i remember doing a anigif of her back then
couldve been mindpiss though.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Please do !
As if one needs another outlet for ones aggression,
if you know what I mean v . . . I'm still so upset that cr3ation went tits up.
All the stuff I ever posted through there is gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:09, archived)
# you don't save copies of your stuff?
no matter, we're all going to turn to dust eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:20, archived)
# Right you are . . .


Thank goodness for speed reading . . . and my first use of b3tards !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:22, archived)
# i'm never right.
be strong. be wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:29, archived)
# the return of the ginger lad
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(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Why don't you
just fuck off?

/harsh Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:52, archived)
# Your attempt at: trolling : roll of 74 : exceeds skill of: 12%. You land a:

Greater Hammahead: take 3D12 damage: lose 2 Dex.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Are you trolling?
Not very good at it are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:55, archived)
# Say hello to me!
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Well hellooooo!
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:14, archived)
# Boredom


Click for bigger (104KB)

Is sitting around Jakarta on a Sunday morning waiting for the pub to open!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:28, archived)
# same here.
about being bored.
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:31, archived)
# Mail me a baby dragon.
edit: Air express, kthxbai
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:31, archived)
# thread jack
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0sY185oQvg

(yeah, i know this isn't /links , but they don't deserve such classically inspired humour)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:33, archived)
# Haha!
Highbrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:36, archived)
#
i think they need a green card not a green car to get into the U.S.
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:39, archived)
# Border Patrol
How many off them were in that car anyway? I lost count!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:39, archived)
# I counted 14
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:43, archived)
#
i think those vans seat 7...so that must mean some were sitting in front of others.
Edit: I counted 15.
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:46, archived)
# that sounds like
shite position to be in

you lucky sod
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:35, archived)
# Shite Position
It's OK apart from earthquakes, flood's, erupting volcanoes, Tsunami's, landslides and general fuckwittery!

The blog link tell's a better story!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:37, archived)
# that sounds like effort
and ffs you aren't in the UK, be thankful of small mercies
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:39, archived)
# UK
Left there 20 years ago, haven't been back.

Oops, forgot to mention riot's, demonstrations, corruption, malaria, dengue fever, typhus, typhoid, leprosy and Bintang Beer!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:42, archived)
# Do you get bot flies?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Bot Flies
Not here, but some of the fauna is pretty perilious. Got bittten on the arm by a spider about two months ago and took 6 weeks to get back to normal. Big fucker it was as well!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:58, archived)
# i wish i lived in the U.K.
because us Americans die faster.
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Do they have pubs in Jakarta
real pubs I mean, not karaoke, ktv bars etc?
(starial, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:40, archived)
# Pubs
Loads of them, real ones the same as the UK with sports, live music, dart's, snooker.

Barmaids are far better looking as well!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Lucky you
try being in Singapore, then you know what boredom is...
(starial, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:44, archived)
# Singapore
Orchard Road & the Four Floor's off Whores is fun!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:47, archived)
# It's being torn down
the four floors I mean...

As a woman I don't find it particularly interesting.
(starial, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:02, archived)
# 4 Floors
The pleasure is sitting in Harry's Bar across the road and watching the coming's and goings...
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 4:06, archived)
# whoever that was again i forgot
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:26, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:29, archived)
# ATTACKED BY SNAKES
Who the hell are those guys, anyway? I'm sure I keep seeing them in various situations
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:31, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immortal_%28band%29
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Oi!
That's my SHOTGUN!

*pumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:36, archived)
# for the good of the CUNT-try
had to be done
(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:40, archived)
# Rate My Willy !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 6:58, archived)
# Too small.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 7:11, archived)
# hiya
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:16, archived)
# Gee,
It sure is boring around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:17, archived)
# ^this
bleh

/goes to sleep
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Slartibartfast, mah boii, this peace is what all true b3tans strive for
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:24, archived)
# hay sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:17, archived)
# Hunting elephants on your estate are we?
Oh and here's your buddy, Chesney Hawks' aunt again...forgot to post it earlier.

can't be fucked opening photoshop again, so don't expect any more
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:20, archived)
# Pimp Ed is fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:22, archived)
# I'll need to find out more really haha
though my missus would probably know better. She's actually at some con as we speak. Some crossplay thing and she's done herself up as Alucard from Hellsing.

/I try not to ask haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:27, archived)
# He's just a character (probably the main one) from Full Metal Alchemist.
In one scene he looked like he was pimp. So he got photoshopped. I haven't even watched the show.

Dressing up as Alucard? How does she manage the hueg long limbs, pointy face and occasional OH SHIT MY ARM HAS TURNED INTO A FUCKING WOLF WITH DOZENS OF EYES?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Erm.....
I'll ask when she gets back. The outfit she made doesn't look too bad though, going from what I saw on google.
And with that I shall bid this place goodnight. My eyes are closing faster than I'd like and not even Major General Chav up there can keep me awake :-S
G'night!

(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:35, archived)
# cya
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:40, archived)
# Was I alone in seeing this?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:32, archived)
# :D
A touch of much needed QUALITY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Had to get that in before bed.
G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:36, archived)
# G'night!
Actually, me too cos it's nearly four. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:38, archived)
# YOU FUCKING READY TO FUCKING SELL DICK?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:21, archived)
# "something about aids"
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:16, archived)
# the moon has aids lol.
That's pretty interesting and purple. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:17, archived)
# "a joke with moons and butts"
"random chars upcased to spell woo"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:20, archived)
# I want to be there.
Nostalgic.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Old Aids Joke


Click for bigger (160KB)

Quick and Dirty! I was going to animate it but couldn't be arsed as the pub opens in 1/2 an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:01, archived)
# OH SHIT.
And now I have to go. To a compulsory winetasting.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:02, archived)
# I died off a pizza.
Right off it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Surely not COMPLETELY off it?
Just a bit off it, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 5:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:05, archived)
# Jesus fuck
That's an awful looking pizza. Don't die off it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:07, archived)
# it was delicious, though.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:11, archived)
# It looks a helluva lot better than this


which is what they try to pass off as pizza here.
(starial, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:38, archived)
# Good lord.
It's like something off Casualty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:09, archived)
# is this compo rather dull?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:10, archived)
# indeed to the 10th power
next week, we will be making fun of starving children

kinnardlee wait

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:26, archived)
# AIDS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:11, archived)
# translucent pizza box!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 3:24, archived)

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