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# I WOZNT VERE NICE ON B#TA TODAY
I SED NO VERE OFTEN
DO YOU ACCEPT MY WHITE FLOWER?


/last of me tonight, cheers people
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:04, archived)
#
He said that he feels dark inside and has lost himself morally and spiritually. He said he wanted to go to a re-hab for 1 week then come home and take suboxone.
So that he could keep his apartment, girlfriend, and work. Once again we told him to find a place to go and that we would help out because he has no insurance.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:04, archived)
#
en.allexperts.com/q/Addiction-Drugs-1319/son-herion.htm ?

thank you google
/seriously, off to bed now
Edit: I was lying. "Is it possible? Sure. Anything is possible, Sandi." paaahahahaha
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:10, archived)
# This is where you need tough love.
Any attempt to shield him from his own consequences will only serve, in the long-run, to enable him in his addiction. Be a friend and supportive but set appropriate, healthy boundaries that will cause him to seek help.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:13, archived)
# thanks brian
you've been a real help
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:14, archived)
# and I quote:
"Please, Sandi, do let me know the outcome. I've taken quite the liking to your son already. I was almost his age when I got sober myself. What a wonderful road he has ahead of him!"

this guy really does care doesn't he
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:17, archived)
# CHRIST KID I'LL BEAT YOU BRAINLESS
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:16, archived)
# HOMELESS ON THE STREET GIVING HANDJOBS FOR CRACK
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:11, archived)
# Some of the mild side effects that you could experience are:
irritability and moodiness,headache, diarrhea, nausea & mild body aches. A lot of physicians who deal with this encourage you to take one to two Tylenol for any aching but you have to remember, I am not a doctor.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:14, archived)
# AIN'T NUTHIN' GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE.
 
I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVING.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:20, archived)
# One of my favorites analogies is that of tempered steel.
The steel is heated, folded in half, beat with a hammer, heated, folded in half, beat with a hammer, and on and on it goes. This process makes it durable, strong, sturdy. The process is necessary to produce a fine quality product. It is the same with our lives. As uncomfortable as it, the fire and beatings are a necessary evil. It is how we learn, how we grow, how we mature, even, to some extent, how we find ourselves.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:07, archived)
# EVER SEE A HOT SHOT HIT, KID?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:11, archived)
# The problem with marijuana is that it is extremely psychologically addictive.
It enhances about anything that you do in life, tv, sports, music, being around friends, food, videogames and relating to other people. Since it enhances everything the mind then begins to adjust and desire the chemicals (about 300 something; 20+ that cause cancer) for everyday life. The end result is the mind becomes convinced that it needs marijuana and the person using it cannot even see the state that they are in.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM HERE.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:17, archived)
# ALSO: 20+ CHEMICALS MAY CAUSE CANCER, BUT 280- CAUSE AWESOMENESS
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:21, archived)
# sounds alright to me
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:22, archived)
# The Gimp, cowboyed in the Waldorf
Gives Birth To A Litter Of Rats
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Airstrike?
Napalm is never having to say you're sorry.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:08, archived)
# *deflowers*
 
IT IS A GOODPICTURE YES
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:10, archived)
# Here's a song for you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJjEncIqHmI&mode=related&search=

I just discovered this guy. He's amazing.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:16, archived)
# Get a hot date at > WEBFLINGTODAY&#65279; . COM <
thank you, youtube.

SEXY VID THO!!1!one!!

hahaha
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Sexy underaged girlfriend.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:27, archived)
# YIPES
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:22, archived)
# Wow.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:23, archived)
# I never looked til now
but yes, youtube have Wesley Willis and Daniel Johnston clips.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qll7RZ08fM
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:27, archived)
# ahhhahah.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:29, archived)
# Oh.
Genius.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:45, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOPRAAAAH WIIIIIINFREEEEEY
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Yeah! Rock over London. Rock over Chicago. Burger King, home of the Whopper!
I made the mistake of looking for Gangrene. Nope. But there sure are a lot of surgical videos on Youtube. Nasty.
Here's a little Anthrax
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wHijgQ1UVw
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:34, archived)
# Sweeeeeeet.
 
This isn't what I was looking for, but:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ2epMjZzQc
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:44, archived)
# SPEEDCAT!
I suppose you know about Extreme Elvis. Unfortunately he doesn't get naked in this. I haven't signed up with Youtube. Because he does get naked in some. Not that I'd want to see.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QTQOyasKHU
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:50, archived)
# Groovy..
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:56, archived)
# Gang Green you say?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:12, archived)
# Man, Youtube is great for music.
Forgive me b3ta, for I poison you with my video links. I promise to make it up. :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ1RecSXXZ8
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:42, archived)
# YES. MUSIC IS MY FAVOURITE THING TO WATCH.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:45, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:59, archived)
# I colored in CS2, and actually shaded. Any constructive crit is welcome. :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:02, archived)
# Yay!
Nicely done.
Also: welcome to the awesome party.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:04, archived)
# yay!
Awesome party!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:08, archived)
# WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY THEN YOU KNOW WE PARTY HARD
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:49, archived)
# I AM SEARCHING MY SOUL, SEARCHING FOR THE TRUTH.
I KNOW THAT FORGIVENESS IS IMPORTANT, BUT HOW CAN I FORGIVE SUCH A ONE THAT USES THE CAPS LOCK?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:05, archived)
# YOU CAN ONLY FORGIVE SUCH A ONE THAT USES CAPS LOCK
WHEN YOU HAVE FORGIVEN YOURSELF.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:08, archived)
# I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE. THIS HAS BEEN AN ATTACK ON EVERYTHING I STAND FOR, EVERYTHING I KNOW TO BE RIGHT.
I AM BEGINNING TO DOUBT MYSELF.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:10, archived)
# DO NOT DOUBT YOURSELF
BE YOURSELF, AND IGNORE THE EVERYTHING-YOU-STAND-FOR TERRORISTS.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:13, archived)
# THINK OF PAST TIMES WHEN YOU MAY HAVE BEEN TEMPTED BY THE EVIL THAT IS CAPSLOCK
FOR INSTANCE IF YOUR ARMS HAD BEEN SEVERED OR A BUTTPROSTITUTE STOLE YOUR METH
THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
ALSO, DEMAND MONEY, THIS HELPS
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:09, archived)
# I HAVE NEVER BEEN TEMPTED BY THE CAPSLOCK
WE USE A MASTERPACK PROGRAM AT WORK, OH HOW MY LIFE WOULD BE EASIER IF I JUST USED THE CAPSLOCK, BUT NO. I CHOSE THE PATH OF THE SHIFT AND THIS IS THE PATH I MUST TAKE.

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE THE CAPSLOCK KEY?" MY CO WORKERS SAY. THEN I OPEN A CAN OF COKE, A BAG OF CHIPS AND AN ENVELOPE USING JUST MY PINKIE FINGER, AND I THINK THEY UNDERSTAND.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:12, archived)
# ONLY THE SHIFT IS GOD'S GIFT
CAPSLOCK IS THE DEVIL
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:13, archived)
# IF YOUR PINKIE WAS A LITTLE LONGER
I EXPECT YOU'D BE A FRIEND OF ALL THE GIRLS IN THE OFFICE!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:18, archived)
# ITS AT TIMES LIKE THIS
WHEN I HAVE TO THINK OF THE POOR SOULS WHO STUMBLE UPON B#TA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:19, archived)
# YES AGREED
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:20, archived)
# ABORTION LOL
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:20, archived)
# ROFLCOPTERS KTHXBAI
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:21, archived)
# AAAIIIIIIIDS



LOOOL
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:24, archived)
# Haha
true.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:21, archived)
# SHOW ME YOUR CRUFT.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:31, archived)
# HEE-HAW!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:32, archived)
# WHERE IS DOCTOR DYSLEXIA'S EPIC POST?
IT MAY BE A CASE OF TOO LITTLE TOO LATE BY THE TIME IT COMES AROUND.

I AM SO SAD AND DOLEFUL RIGHT NOW.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:37, archived)
# BADADINGDINGDINGDING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:14, archived)
# SHOW YOURSELVES!
 
COME OUT AND PLAY WITH US
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:25, archived)
# HIT A HOME RUN FOR LIL TIMMY.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:30, archived)
# WHY DONT ALL THOSE LURKING TWUNTS JUST
FUCKING POSTLOL
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:31, archived)
# OK . . . I've hit a brick wall . . .


Gone fish scaling . . .
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:32, archived)
# IM A FUCKING FISH AND IM NOT FUCKING FUNNY

HAHAHAHA
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:33, archived)
# IM LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
I SHOULD NOT PUT MY KEYS IN MY CLIT.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:08, archived)
# LOVE FIRST ONESELF
AND TRUE LOVE WILL FIND THEE
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:09, archived)
# Yeah, I'm seeing a pattern here.
Next you say:
You can only see a pattern in another
when you have seen the pattern in yourself.
Right?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:10, archived)
# NO
MR WRONG-PANTS
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:12, archived)
# Dammit
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:20, archived)
# LAWLZZ
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:22, archived)
# I think you should try a more realistic approach.
Your art has the simplicity of manga but not the style. It also lacks realistic proportions and angles. But I still applaude you for actually doing stuff and sharing it which is more than I do :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:15, archived)
# Hahah
Thank you! For a while I was working on proper proportioning, but this guy was a just a quick sketch so I could prectice my shading techniques. I've never really been good at realistic, and much better at cartoony things. My other stuff is more geared towards manga, see?
killerkitti.deviantart.com
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:18, archived)
# Cartoons, generally, still require realistic proportions, even chibi!
EG the head that's as wide as the whole shoulders looks really odd to me. The shoulders are different sizes but the other 'visual cues' that might suggest he's turned away from me slightly, are not there. One thing that really sets my mind shuddering is the curved and short arm that's passing behind his back :) Once you have most accurate proportions fixed in your head, such that you can draw a pretty decent looking 'realistic' guy any old time, then you can start to experiment with applying a cartoon technique to those fundaments.

If you're interested in improving (and your request for criticism implies you do), I have 3 suggestions.
1. Grab yourself one of those wooden posing dolls and practice poses and proportions with that. My one cost $5 at a market :) It'll help you get perspective and 'shortening' of limbs etc. sorted out.
2. Use a 2H pencil to sketch out the 'stick man' and basic proportions, then use 2B, 4B and 4B pencils to softly draw a body around the stick man and then work on fleshing it in. I suggest using pencils because reality doesn't have an inked outline. You need to get nearer the level of JollyJack before the inked outline starts to look good. Drawing the areas of tone is more realistic, looks better, is more tolerant of small errors and the skills will serve you well when you're wanting to shade line art.
3. Using those same techniques, grab a girly magazine and copy pictures from adverts. Cosmetic ads are great as they tend to have facial closeups and you can see the shading quite well. By copying over and over, your hand and mind will learn the shapes and techniques that will hold you in good stead when you want to do an original character.

Apologies for getting all serious :) I just know what helped me when I was studying art and felt like sharing it!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:28, archived)
# Thanks so much!
^_^
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:01, archived)
# I am a mother of a 22 yr old Herion Addict.
My son has been using for about 4 years. He has been in rehab 2x. Once for 3 months and another time for 1 week. This past week he told me he is out of control and losing himself.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:03, archived)
# HERION IS A BAD BAD DRUG
 
HEROIN IS MUCH MUCH BETTER
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:12, archived)
# I am truly sorry Ms Pan but there's almost nothing that can be done for your son.
Clearly he's just not metally able to deal with rehab. I mean seriously... how much rehab can you get done in one week?

The only approach that I've seen work in these cases is chromatic discord aversion therapy. Simply, we lock the subject in a bright, isolated room and broadcast really crap music, only 3 songs, constantly. Barry Manilow and Milli Vanilli are personal favourites for this work. We also keep them awake continuously with bright lights and stimulants. Then after a month or so, after all traces of Herion have left the body, we stop the music and place the subject in respite care. Periodically we offer them junk and play one of the three songs at the same time. There is an instant averse reaction. After a few times the lesson is indelibly written. I've never seen a Herion addict go back after our treatment.

Of course, it isn't cheap...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:32, archived)
#
fuck you everyone likes there own kind of music i mean i love mcr,lostprophets,foo fighters but i also love Anthrax, AC DC etc so lisen i like metal and emo so what if i like them both i can coz thats my sort of music and i bet thats what most people that your fucking dissing think its there sort of music so deal with it and they dont need a fuckin stranger to tell them that how they express them selves is wrong!and MCR lisen to metal Anthrax is one of there fav bands
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:37, archived)
# I am beginning to see why your son may have issues.
If I were to treat you for herion addiction, I would not use MCR, lost prophets, foo fighters etc. I would still use Barry Manilow, Milli Vanilli and Betty Boo. Because even though everyone has their own tastes in music, no one seriously like that shite.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:45, archived)
# PLEASE DO NOT MENTION THAT FURBAG JOLLYJACK AND ART IN THE SAME SENTENCE
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:10, archived)
# JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T ENJOY A GOOD YIFF
DOESN'T MEAN HE'S NOT A TALENTED ARTIST. HIS NON-YIFFY STUFF IS ALSO RATHER GOOD. EVEN IF THE BOOBIES AND THIGHS TEND TO BE A LITTLE EXAGGURATED.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:34, archived)
# HIS TALENTS ARE WASTED DRAWING PORNOGRAPHY
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:41, archived)
# I EXPECT YOU'RE CORRECT.
BUT THEN I DO UNDERSTAND THAT HE HAS A DAY JOB THAT INVOLVES COMMERCIAL ART SO HIS TALENTS ARE PROBABLY NOT COMPLETELY WASTED.

WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER SEE HIM DRAW?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:47, archived)
# Hmmm...
rather nice.
Heh, love the rainbow fingernails
They look like Smarties :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:23, archived)
# Heheh
Thank you! I like Smarties...I haven't had them in a looong time. Don't get them over here. :(
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:25, archived)
# fucking hell
I'd go mad without Smarties!!
*mails some to you*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:28, archived)
# KILLERKITTI
IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ARE YOU AN EMO
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:32, archived)
# BEST ANSWER EVAR:
NO I AM NOT
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:34, archived)
# CURRENTLY IGNORING:
SLARTIBARTFAST
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:44, archived)
# this only deserves to be posted when most people are asleep
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:58, archived)
# FAKE! No ring! Etc.!
Otherwise, brilliantly silly!
Keep up the good work!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:01, archived)
# HES GOT SKIN ON THEM TITTIES.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:01, archived)
# AWww
that's great :) It arrived in the middle of an awesome party though.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:01, archived)
# GOOD THING, TOO.
THAT GERBIL HAS SOME STAR POTENTIAL.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Arf!
Yay!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:02, archived)
# Crazy pig!
YAY.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:04, archived)
# ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT WE ARE SUB-STANDARD?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:07, archived)
# GOOD CALL
THIS THREAD IS A HIDDEN INSULT
PERHAPS THEY ALL ARE!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:12, archived)
# GLEEEE!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 7:28, archived)
# ITS RAINING ITS POURING
ITS MY B#TADAY FOR THE FOR THE THIRD TIME.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Hey congratulations
Also thanks for praying for my friend to win the Mustache championships.

He did

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6975060.stm
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:56, archived)
# THAT THE LORD JESUS.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:58, archived)
# YOU MAKE MY LIFE WORTH LIVING.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:58, archived)
# TOUGH ASSIGNMENT
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:59, archived)
# *continues to pea on your parade*
/Tell me about your mother.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:59, archived)
# /pride parade
ALSO, WE DO DO A LOT OF SHIT THAT WOULD MAKE FRUED FLIP HIS DICK.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:00, archived)
# *lights cigar*
I'D FUCK HIM IN THE ASS JUST TO MESS WITH HIS HEAD.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:01, archived)
# FIST HIM IN HIS FREUDIAN SLIT.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:08, archived)
# LIKE OMG WHAT HAVE I MISSED!
And TYPING LIKE THIS IS HORRIBLY DIFFIULT!

yay.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:02, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:24, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOH SHIT.
HANKE WAS WRONG.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:50, archived)
# DO IT AGAIN
YOU WONT
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:52, archived)
# YOU GOT BALLS KID
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:54, archived)
# LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:58, archived)
# THREE YEARS OF AWESOME,
YOUR WELCOME YOU FUCKS.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:48, archived)
# THNX 4 THE LAFFS.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:48, archived)
# THREE MOAR YEARS
night b3ta.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:49, archived)
# DO IT AGAIN
YOU WONT
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:49, archived)
# HE DID
HE JUST DID
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:51, archived)
# YOU THREADWASTE'N 'GAIN, BOY?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:51, archived)
# DOCTOR DYSLEXIA B#TDAY.
NARSASSISM IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:47, archived)
# MOAR THREADS
no srsly it's nearly 4am. I'm going to do a sleep.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:48, archived)
# *peas in corners too*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:00, archived)
# today is my b3taday.
it is a super celebration of fun.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:22, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooo yeah
b3taday birthday fun!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
lets get this party started!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
YOU ARE THREE.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# THIS IS AIRFORCE ONE:
THE PRESIDENT IS RUBBING CLITORIS.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# ITS NOT MINE I SWEAR.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# WHAT A SUPER PARTY THIS IS.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# WELL, DID YOU EVAH?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:29, archived)
# ONLY ONCE, NEVER TWICE.
OH NO I CANNOT DO THAT THING A SECOND TIME.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# AW SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# RERUNS.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# IT'S ALL JUST SO SWELL, I GUESS
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:37, archived)
# SWELLIGANT.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# *PROCRASTURBATES*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Iggy Pop is kind of like what Buster Keaton would have been like
if he'd discovered herion and S&M
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:47, archived)
# PRESIDENT PARTY.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:29, archived)
# THIS WAY HOMIES!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Let's party.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# HANG IN THERE BABY.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
# ALRIGHT.
AWESOME SHIT.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
#
FUK U HOE
THE PRESIDENT:
THE PPRESIDENT OF MURFER
HE WILL KILL U
LOOK OUT
MURDER PRESIDENT IS A KILLA
AIRPORT
I WUZ A COP KILLA
KILLING PEOPLE WUZ WUT I DID
I WAS LEIK
BAM
U DED
AND THEY WOOD B DED
BCUZ I SHOT THEM IN THE DICK
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:25, archived)
# *PUMPS TEH TECHNO MUSIC*

I MEAN - NO!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# YOU NEED TO GET POSITIVE AND YOU NEED TO DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:25, archived)
# GET POSITIVE OR WE CUT YOUR DICK OFF.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:29, archived)
# NO!
AND IF THAT'S THE CHOICE TOUGH ONE, BUT-

*WHOOPS OUT*

GO ON THEN
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# MARKETABLE BUISNESS SOLUTIONS.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
*TRIES TO MILK AGAIN*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:34, archived)
# oh well, I guess this proves the fact that there are things
that can't be milked
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:40, archived)
# SUPERSIOR DESIGNS™:
WE KILLED YOUR FAMILY.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
THAT GUY IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE BUS IS LEANING ON YOU FOR A REASON.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:43, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
SNIFFING YOUR FINGER, GLADLY
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:51, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS
WE'RE GLAD TO HELP, BUT ONLY BECAUSE WE'RE SO LONELY.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:08, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
A BLOCKED TOILET AND A SPOON
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:17, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
ALMOST EIGHT MOUSTACHES FULL OF MELTED CHEESE.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:19, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
SCABS AND CRACKERS
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:25, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
A BARREL OF MONKEYS WITH NO AIR HOLES.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:28, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
A SECOND BARREL, OF MONKEYS WITH NO ARSEHOLES.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:51, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
VOTE OR DIE.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:53, archived)
# TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY IN R/L.
HOLY FUCK
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# ITS TIME FOR A LATE NIGHT DOUBLEPARTY.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:25, archived)
# PENETRATION
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:29, archived)
# HA HA R/L FUCKING SUCKS SO BAD
ALSO: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# BOOM CHIKKA WOW WOWW
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
# MURDERED BY THE DICK.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# CHIKKA CHIKKA CHIKKA WOW WOWW
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# WOAH LYSDEXIA I DONNOT CARE IF IT IS YOUR B3TADAY OR WHAT
MY ENTIRE POST JUST DISAPPEARED FOR SOME REASON

WHAT I SAID WAS THAT YOU CANNOT JUST COME IN EHRE WITHOUT SHOWING ME AN IMAGE AND THEN I DID AN ANGRY FACE AND MY POST WENT MISSING
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:29, archived)
# i mean, it's fine if you don't want to show us all an image, i guess
just thought it'd be nice, is all...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
# JUST WAIT A FUCKING SECOND YOU SHITHOLE.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:42, archived)
# but I'm about to go to sleep
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:44, archived)
# TEXT
IN CAPSLOCK ATTRACTS YOUR ATTENTION!!!!!!11!!!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THAT THINK WE USE CAPS LOCK?
WHO?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# SHIFT KEY ALL THE FUCKING WAY
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# I had to use capslock a few times yesterday after I burned my other hand.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:33, archived)
# D:
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Frankly this revelation has somewhat dampened my spirits
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# yeah
i suddenly feel like constant lower case
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# here, I just went back and deleted the two post i made with the caps lock yesterday.
can you ever forgive me?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:39, archived)
# MY HEART IS A HARD AND FRIGHTENING PLACE MY FRIEND
YOU MUST MAKE A NEW EPIC ADVENTURE. I NEED TO SEE ABRAHAM LINCOLN. I NEED TO SEE CHARLIE SHEEN. I NEED TO SEE STALIN.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:58, archived)
# That's fucking disgusting, dude.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# well, fuck.
jeez.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# You spend three years training your pinkies, and suddenly you hear THIS?
FUCK. I MIGHT AS WELL JUST PACK UP AND GO HOME.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:40, archived)
# I BURNED MY FUCKING HAND.
FUCK YOU. MY PINKY HAD A BLISTER ON IT. I TYPED BUT TWO STANZAS AND I SHIT ON MY BALLS.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:44, archived)
# YOU ONLY NEED TO BREAK ONCE TO BE CONSIDERED BROKEN.
I NEED TO GO AND DO SOME SERIOUS THINKING.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:45, archived)
# TELL ME HOW I CAN BE FORGIVEN
DO MY THREE YEARS OF HILARIOUS COMEDY COUNT FOR ANYTHING?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:50, archived)
# YOU NEED TO POST AN EPIC
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THIS SITUATION
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:56, archived)
# I'll try and make one, but this laptop kind of sucks for them.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:59, archived)
# BALLS?!
DYSLEXIA IS A TRAP!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:46, archived)
# YOU'RE SPOILING IT
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:58, archived)
# ITS A SHIFT KEY ITS A SHIFT KEY I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# PINKIE PRESS LEFT TO ACTIVATE
CAPSLOCK.

PINKIE PRESS DOWN LEFT TO ACTIVATE SHIFT, BUT PINKIE PRESS DOWN LEFT DOESN'T WANT TO STAY THERE

SO PINKIE PRESS CAPS LOCK....
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
# YOUR PINKIE MULES ARE NOT STRONG.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# I HAVE BETTER USES FOR MY PINKIE
FOR EXAMPLE I'D MUCH RATHER PUT IT UP MY NOSE FOR SOME GOOD OLD DIGGIN'

*shouts* BOGGIES!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:40, archived)
# REAL MEN USE THE SHIFT KEY.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# HA
WELL I AM NOT A REAL MAN, IN FACT MY PENIS SIZE IS SOO SMALL I HAVE TO USE A MICROSCOPE AND TWEEZERS TO JERK OFF....

YOU WERN'T EXPECTING THAT NOW WERE YOU!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:42, archived)
# oh trust me, I knew it the whole time.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:47, archived)
# :-
^^ actual size
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:51, archived)
# BUILD UP YOUR MULES FOR GODS SAKE
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:48, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Hahaha
I bestow an imaginary click on that
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:49, archived)
# WHAT IS A CAPSLOCK
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS.
THESE LETTERS GET YOUR ATTENTION?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# NO.
 
LARGER PLZ
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# WTF?
PINKY CRU DOES NOT FORGIVE PREPARE FOR JUSTICE
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:34, archived)
# FUCKING YEAH
THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:37, archived)
# OH HELLS YEAH AWESOME!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.
 
TONIGHT IS SO DISGUSTING AND PERVERTED I CAN'T EVEN SHOW YOU.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:39, archived)
# I CANNOT COMPREHEND THE AWESOMNITY THIS SUGGESTS
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:42, archived)
# aw yeah!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# NED TOONZ!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:43, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:49, archived)
# i just realised this cake says 'old mommy' on it.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:02, archived)
# Hahah
It really does.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:19, archived)
# YES.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:28, archived)
# Happy b3ta day Doctor.
PIZZA!!!\
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:33, archived)
# should be revising
for retakes, got one at 9am.

been at this for a couple of nights instead...

Eve's Snakes and Ladder - the seven deadly sins
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:05, archived)
# I like this
it's liney.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:10, archived)
# yeah
you could say am a bit of a line addict

what wouldn't i do for a line right about now!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:12, archived)
# oooh... mental :)
aceness!

(needs cfb though:p)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:11, archived)
# ...
what's cfb?


*awaits flaming*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)
# *ignites flamethrower*
click for bigger.

...I wasn't being serious :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:14, archived)
# DYSLEXIA LIKES THE PICTURE SHE SEES.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# everyone
loves a bit of late night narrative

schizophrenic_sheep is currently typing on b3ta whilst listening to goldfrapp thinking he should be getting on with some revision at this moment in time
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# LAYDEE IN REEEEED
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# COME ON-A MY HOUSE, MY HOUSE-A COME ON
 


I'M GONNA GIVE YOU PEACH AND PEAR AND I LOVE YOUR HAIR, UH
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:05, archived)
# I'M NOT COMING IN IF THAT GODDAMN ORANGE CAT IS THERE
IS IT THERE? I THINK IT IS
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:06, archived)
# ORANGE CAT
PWND UR ASS
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:10, archived)
# hahaha
*votes Schwarzenegger*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:06, archived)
# spary tool makes it extra special
hoo-ray for this
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)
# this is the good one.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Wonderful selection of things.
Woo.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:09, archived)
# Ha
THIS IS A GOOD THINGS
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:10, archived)
# YES.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:12, archived)
# NO
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:17, archived)
# WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)
# HE CALLED YOU A SAND NIGGER.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# SOMEONE NEEDS SOME NETIQUETTE BEATEN INTO THEM
 
RIGHT THE FUCK IN
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# oh it's 3 on one is it
*offers sexeh bodeh*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# not mine of course


I'm too good for you
/edit - NOT LAUGHING ANYMORE
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
# THAT IS NOT VERY GOOD LINGERIE. SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP WHORE
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# she clearly IS A CHEAP WHORE
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:43, archived)
# I guess the only right thing to do would've been to offer mine

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:44, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:11, archived)
# ALRIGHT! WHOSE?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# i said NO, bitch
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

/saw pulp fiction AGAIN t'other day
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# WE DO NOT TOLERATE NEGATIVITY AROUND HERE.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
# YES.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# NO
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# I AM IGNORING:
SLATIBARTFAST - DESIGNER OF COASTLINES
RAPITINUI
MOFAHA
THE COAST OF YEMEN
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA
FURBURGER
TAHKCALB
GRONKPAN
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:33, archived)
# AH YES
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY IGNORING MYSELF
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# BUT YOU ENJOY THE CAPS LOCK DO YOU
ALSO, FLAP IS SHIT

*controversial*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:29, archived)
# OH SHIT. YOU'VE FUCKING SAID IT NOW, HAVEN'T YOU?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# I BLOODY FUCKING HOPE SO
BRING IT B3TA!

*shakes fists*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
# I like this
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
# Isreali army girl
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)
# And another
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:00, archived)
# Don't know what I was thinking exactly (girl from a dating site)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Same girl
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Muscle magazine guy
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:03, archived)
# and another
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:04, archived)
# last one
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:04, archived)
# I love all of these.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:16, archived)
# ta sir
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:22, archived)
# it's just the one letter really
also woo to all the drawings
(you post-whore:))
and no, that's not a double chin
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:03, archived)
# I just save up pictures and I don't have the patience to wait to post them one by one
if anyone's really miffed I'll stop doing it.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:05, archived)
# I don't mind
in the least bit

you must excuse me if it seemed as though I was actually miffed
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:09, archived)
# I didn't take it that way, I'm just aware of the danger of people getting their panties in a bunch
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# haha brilliant
I love your art-voms all over the mainboard
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:06, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE A DATE! I HAVE ALL MY OWN TEETH
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:14, archived)
# I still have most of mine
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:15, archived)
# I'M AFRAID THAT'S GOING TO COUNT AGAINST YOU.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Liking your style, sir.
 
""An active line on a walk, moving freely,
without goal. A walk for a walk's sake."

- Paul Klee
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# I shall tatoo this on my drawing foot
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry] The Chronicles of Semos, Episode III
Silverback to the Future



Semos has found himself thrust into a native
adventure that has him fighting for the birth
of a republic that will fund his new zion in
Madagascar and support his kinds cleansing of
the land for the safety of ape kind.



because if monkeys ruled hollywood, they'd be jew monkeys, and all movies would be jew monkey propaganda and exalt G_D, err, SEMOS.



HAIL SEMOS

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:56, archived)
# *hails*
eerm I mean... woo?

haha it's the extensive caption that makes it really :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:00, archived)
# Chronicles of Semos
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:05, archived)
# I've just discovered 'Xara Xtreme Pro' tis ace, I made a thing, then spinnerized it.

Still image, you will like

Kudos to Dave Trouser for supplying link to software. Which was nice.

:D
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:29, archived)
# ooh spinny
I approve.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:31, archived)
# It spins.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Spin it does
and quite remarkably well too
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:35, archived)
# It'll stop soon, let's see...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:35, archived)
# *watches*

/ok I didn't think you were joking :p
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:37, archived)
# No, keep watching...it's gonna be a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong night
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:38, archived)
# well
if you say so

*keeps watching*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:41, archived)
# Any second now...it's bound to get tired...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:43, archived)
# I'm still waiting
you'd better be serious

/already ignoring: Killerkitty, Laird dave draws and Pedantichrist
*looks intimidating*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Believe me, nothing can keep up such momentum, TIS PREPOSTEROUS I TELLS YA!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Will it NEVAR stop?
it appears to me as though you have mastered teh perpetual motion

/27 minutes later and still going strong. *remembers to check again in the morning*
/*ninja*, almost
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:56, archived)
# drop-shadow-tastic!
needs more nubian goat
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:33, archived)
# I approve of your goat related linkage.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:35, archived)
# if a mod see's that link you may get slapped.
something about warez links i read somewhere........ (possibly)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:35, archived)
# They told me it was ok, because I was nice.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:36, archived)
# whatever
it's just that if we all start posting warez links we could get the board shut down. Just my opinion on it though.

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:39, archived)
# bloody hell...ok..I shall remove it..
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:40, archived)
# 'twas only an opinion
but I think you did the right thing :-)

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Ya-hoooooooooooooooooooopS!
This is cause to celebrate...hmm..but how?...Hmmm...ah, of course..
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:47, archived)
# pfffft
columbo that sexy bitch, he has all teh moves
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:52, archived)
# Return of the mac
:D

I'm off, watch my spinny-fing for me.
..any second now.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:54, archived)
# will do
cheers sirrah, have a good'un
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:58, archived)
[challenge entry] it'll happen i tells you...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Arf!
Nice spin on the theme.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:28, archived)
# they like their work....
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:13, archived)
# CUNT KICKERS!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)
# hahahaha
*links*

www.b3ta.com/board/7572334

edit: *arrives 10 days late* It appears as though I missed your b3taday... 5 years eh, congratumalations
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Appalling!
Yay!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:21, archived)
# OI!




that is all
deja vu?

/*eccentrically drunk*(in case no one noticed)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:26, archived)
# *peas by tradition*
Stop throwing your food around!
Unless it makes them tender, then it's ok.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:39, archived)
# my sentiments exactly.

/to set the record straight, just because she's playing with her food it doesn't mean I do.

*throws baby*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Haha. Nuts, skull, nuts, skull.
I was looking for the song Amplifier. It apparently isn't on the internets thingie. I found this instead. What a great band they were.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9vnIghFrUU
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:29, archived)
# the one with the hat is FLAP in disguise
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:29, archived)
# You may have a background that i sort of
half made. I found the picture and shopped in some water and bits.




Click for the bigger 1024 type background size (191KB)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Too dark for my liking.
But I think I still have t'original.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Litterally
SMASHING !
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Neato!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# time to withdraw...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:55, archived)
# If only his father had withdrawn
a little quicker
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:56, archived)
# *Splutt*
*Splutt*

*Splutt**Splutt*

*Splutt*
*Splutt**Splutt*


*Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt*
*Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt*
*Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt*
*Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt*
*Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt*
*Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt*
*Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt**Splutt*
*bang!*

*chugg, chugg, chugg, chugg, chugg, chugg, chugg, chugg, chugg, chugg, chugg, chugg, chugg, chugg, chugg*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:59, archived)
# ...in...out...in...out...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)
# What? The fake fur getting too sticky?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:00, archived)
# tigers on missiles!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Put a tiger in your tank.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)
# OH SHIT!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:50, archived)
# I agree with this sort of thing.
Tigers FTW!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:50, archived)
# hahaha this
all of it

woo!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Whee!
He wants to be, when he's all growd up.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Ha-Ha!
:D

Woo to fluffy death-merchants!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:54, archived)
# That'll teach the fuckers
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:52, archived)
# haha
this reminds me: north korea are probably coming off the "terror-list"

good for them eh

/sounds suspiciously like terrorist

edit: gottcha - news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6975882.stm
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:56, archived)
# B3TA IS SO MANLY TODAY
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:57, archived)
# OH MY, YES.
LET'S ALL FIX A CAR THEN GO FOR A SHAVE.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)
# BUT SURELY YOUR BEARD IS SO MANLY THAT NO SHAVING DEVICE CAN TAME IT
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:03, archived)
# NO. PERSONAL GROOMING IS THE ESSCENCE OF TRUE MANLINESS.
A GILETTE AD TOLD ME SO.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Gilette says it so it MUST BE TRUE
I mean, they can fucking combine the power of PURE ORANGE and PURE BLUE to create FUSION SHAVING POWER. And they wear white lab coats and nod at each other in agreement.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:07, archived)
# THAT'S SOME MANLY SCIENCE
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)
# MANLY SCIENCE: USE A HAMMER, A KNIFE AND SOME DRILLS.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:20, archived)
# shoot 'em down!...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:57, archived)
# I have created an anti-lame-newbie sticker for Tuesdays
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)
# TRY AGAIN
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:46, archived)
# TOAPs are often funny.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:47, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:48, archived)
# The I'm in your noun, verbing your noun ones are, however, old hat.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Ohhhh, getting trendy are we? Well then...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:51, archived)
# i dont care that hes supposed to be scary
its SOOOO cute and i want one!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:23, archived)
# having a poo
i looked for your blogspot because i also have poo's. But it wasnt there. More the cunt I am
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:27, archived)
# OK OK OK
updated
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Haha!
I am a bully!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Re #4

edit re edit: Running won't help. We've got bats, tiger missiles and shit.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:47, archived)
# WHO MADE YOU THE BOSS OF THESE THINGS
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Sorry.
I know it was a bad choice, but I was busy and we only got 4 CVs.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:51, archived)
# I WAS FUCKING BORED
so sue me :P
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:52, archived)
# I damn you for sewages
AICMFP
Please?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:06, archived)
# PLEASE DO NOT TRY A CDC
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)
# needs more
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Ha!
I remember the QC labels they used to put on photos (You've underexposed this image! You twat!/ You've overexposed this image! You twat!).

I do wish they put this one instead! :D
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Hi there, I noticed that you forgot to sign your post.
Please make sure you do, otherwise nobody will know who posted it.

gronkpan
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Lima
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)
# SPENCER!!!!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)
# I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING: KILLKERKITTI
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)
# OMFGBBQROFLCOPTERS!!!!!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:33, archived)
# IGNOAR MOAR
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:35, archived)
# NETIQUETTE IS IMPORTANT.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)
# When I discover that people are ignoring me
I immediately reply to all of their posts so that they, more often than not, end up never seeing the responses.

I am a mean, callous man.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:44, archived)
# You are The Undertaker!
AICMFP!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Well, I am above average height, I would imagine.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:56, archived)
# haha
"currently ignoring: laird dave draws and pedantichrist"

www.b3ta.com/board/7572723
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:00, archived)
# eh?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
so is tssartar, aparently

or whatever his name is

/isn't everyone?

..also, ning b3ta, although perhaps 'night might be more appropriate

edit: voila jelly.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=60049
Ttssattsr was 'is name :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)
# *milks*
edit: have another link

/because you love it, you dirty little sluts
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:53, archived)
# n'yaww
but I expected it to come back out of the rug with a scary mask on or something
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Cats should not watch Doctor Who.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Does
Lima have an agent ?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Peru?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)
# hello lima goodbye lima hello lima goodbye lima hello lima goodbye lima hello lima goodbye lima hello lima goodbye lima hello lima goodbye lima hello lima goodbye lima hello lima goodbye lima hello lima goodbye lima hello lima goodbye lima hello lima!
 
LULLY
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:46, archived)
# hahahaha
hellogoodbye carpet cat!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:53, archived)

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