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# Guess Who
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:51, archived)
# OH SHIT!
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:52, archived)
# Nice!
Beh heh heh.
(MortigiTempo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:53, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
wate! i is stuck in a old man mug.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:53, archived)
# Such a small
head on that . . . brew !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Hanz und the raiding party
oh, zere you are...
(metamorfoza, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:09, archived)
# *groans*
i thought she'd be taller!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Ouch
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Ultimate Goblin King


The warrior makes for fun photoshopping.
(MortigiTempo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:50, archived)
# BALLS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:56, archived)
# He is also is another one of those sue-happy shits.
Cunt him in the fuck! Twice!

Pffft BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:59, archived)
# who? what?
i is ris.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:00, archived)
# TURD OF THE FIRST WATER
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Warrior
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:06, archived)
# WALL OF TEXT.
thanks, i had no idea. i only watched wrestling to make my underpants feel tight and he definitely wasn't one of the wrestlers i noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:16, archived)
# she ran, she ran so far away.

she had to get away.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:37, archived)
# Haha
glad I stopped by long enough to see this :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:39, archived)
# you're lucky you're not wearing your breadsuit, they'd be after you.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:41, archived)
# SQUAWK SQUAWK
WOO YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:40, archived)
# i got a pile of free cds last week, one of them was 'the best of a flock of seagulls'.
i fully expected it to be blank, but to my surprise it had something resembling music on it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# they offeed me that a coupla weeks ago but.....
I Ran!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:16, archived)
# i played the first ten seconds of each song.
then threw the cd in the 'donate to the deaf' bin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:29, archived)
# You would hear her from miles off! SQUAUK! JINGLE! JINGLESQUAUK!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# that'll prevent her from dropping a turtle on your head, i bet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:45, archived)
# Fashion statement
on the runway . . . feed the squawks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:53, archived)
# i think all high fashion ought to be thickly coated in birdshit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:54, archived)
# i knew i should have 'shopped tippi hedren's head on her.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:56, archived)
# Nice one - Well done PostBear
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 7:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Has a certain Clockwork Orange Quality
Alexandria DeLarge?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:29, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)
# Hey
I have a difficult deadline so I won't be playing much tonight :(
I'm going to make another abstract one later if I'm not too tired.
I'm currently Javascripting -- it's been a while and I'm rusty as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:36, archived)
# A horrid kludge of a language.
Language may even be too strong a word.
Still, a slap of regex and some glue and
you can get most things done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Dark harlequin, is it you?
(never mind me; too many hours of Dominions 3!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# this is actually one of my favorittes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:38, archived)
# nice pic......
but you're still on ignore :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:38, archived)
# I can't HEAAARRR YOOUUUU
damn I really have to get back to work, I'll see you all later.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:40, archived)
# neat-0.
and i agree with the droog assessment above.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# Mysticaly sweet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ...*fail*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:35, archived)
# AWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:41, archived)
# ah yes doctor, I was playing my trumpet naked and I slipped
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:41, archived)
# medical problems.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Tell me square, Doc. Will I still be able to do anal?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:08, archived)
# no, but if you hum a couple of bars, I'll fake it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:11, archived)
# Blow two whole bars? For a faked orgasm?
You do hold yourself dear, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
# YOU DON'T GET HIGH ON YOUR OWN SUPPLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# YOU SAID IT!

Watch out boys, he's out... of rehab.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)
# He seems...familiar somehow. Like a fuzzy dream you don't quite want to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Blaaaaaaat!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Blowing it out
of the fluff end . . . shadows don't lie!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Aww the poor bugger slipped off the cupboard again
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:50, archived)
# ...i gotta do better than this to make the FP...damn it!...

AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHhhhhhhhhh!!!..........goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:53, archived)
# haha
my brain on life
(GiF .sig, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:19, archived)
# failkitten: there is no suck thing as a failkitten.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:26, archived)
# ANOTHER WINDEX AND SODA, BARKEEP
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:27, archived)
# LAWKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:29, archived)
# now, this - THIS -
is art.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Clearly clearing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:36, archived)
# what happens when you spray windex on it?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
# That's really great. I like shape-morphs. This one reminds me of the crown effect on drop splashes.
Like:

www.yunphoto.net/sumb/yun_2309.jpg

(rudely hotlinked)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:37, archived)
# *commisions*
I'LL GIVE YOU SO MUCH MONEY YOU'LL BE ABLE TO BUY PIZZA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:40, archived)
# AAAARRRRTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:49, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Nice and bright. Clean. Like a clean window.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:39, archived)
# i bet that's what they injected into roger clemens.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Hey hey 16k


Edit: Available for purchase here (again, no kickbacks for me). shop.lego.com/Product/?p=LFH002&mid=e352adb0-00d9-478b-a0f3-0f48fa2326e8&CMP=EMC-BL6691080302&HQS=LFH002
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:16, archived)
# awwwwwww bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:28, archived)
# Needs a NTX, and you're good to go.
Old RCX is/would be too fiddly to make work well.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:28, archived)
# superb


on a side note I think one of my retro handheld games is dying somewhere, every so often I hear a quiet screech sound like the battery can't quite make the speaker beep properly
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:28, archived)
# oh god.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:30, archived)
# oh i love that screeching sound by the way
some speakers do that when their left on too.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:32, archived)
# make it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)
# LOAD ""
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:34, archived)
# You can build it yourself :)
Link added to original post
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:58, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)
# LEQUO
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:04, archived)
# lego: for kids who want to grow up to be nerds.
note: i like nerds, and i owned lego.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Anne Frank Butcher?
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:46, archived)
# No wonder she hid so much
still would though
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:50, archived)
# hah, gruesome.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:58, archived)
# alright mate?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Frankly, I would not.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Diaryhea of the mouth . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:08, archived)
# his face is a steak.
i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:36, archived)
# DO YOU LIKE KNIVES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Noocular, it's pronounced noocular.
SHADA DID A POST. HELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)
# YOU DIDNT EVEN REFERENCE THE PIC IN MY POST
YOU ONLY REFERENCED MSN CONVERSATION WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER POSTING A PIC D: D: D: D:

Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:37, archived)
# SORRUH.
HEER:

KNIVES ARE MADE FOR CUTTING FLESH, AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO, SOMEDAY GHOST KNIVES ARE GOING TO CUT ALL YOU ALL OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)
# NOT IF I GHOST ARMOUR
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:42, archived)
# SMARTANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:48, archived)
# ...a...t...o...m...i...c...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Lushish . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Where'd this knife come from?
I thought I was holding a frying pan..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)
# it was a knife all along.
what a twist!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:38, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:37, archived)
# WHAT WORLD IS THIS WHERE THE RABBIT GUTS THE PIG?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:38, archived)
# sadly, not ours...
: (
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:45, archived)
# :<
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:50, archived)
# a wonderful Microsoft Windows world
where everything works the same way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:58, archived)
# A land of pixelated blue gradients and flying chairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Cutting edge . . .
instrument of destruction . . . bang the pig slowly . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)
# ...play us a tune...mr.blackhat...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Dull Knives!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Sharp ones are not without their charm, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:37, archived)
# like that, reminds me of early Spore
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Gooooooosh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:07, archived)
# ...who needs knives?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:03, archived)
# that is fantastic.
 
Woo, and indeed, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Fangtastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:23, archived)
# ^^that
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:34, archived)
# haha!
cat would have done a better job than that shiteater nicholson.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:04, archived)
# DO I WHAT!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:08, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:13, archived)
# I seem to have several of these
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Touche`
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:22, archived)
# WELL, STOP WAVING IT ABOUT!!
BACK TO WORK, CHOP-CHOP STAB-STAB.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:25, archived)
# It was YOU

click for pearoasty bigness
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)
# *glees the glee of the glee*
Always nice to see these, old or new.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:35, archived)
# any excuse
for a pearoast and am there =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhaahah!
 
I remember some in that series, but that one I missed.
BELATED WOOS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
# try
this incase you want to fill in any gaps =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:52, archived)
# AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:10, archived)
# CAT CRIME.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The Penguin Cafe Orchestra


Just 'cos I was listening to them earlier and then Music For A Found Harmonium came on an advert.

And he looks the part.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)
# HE DANTSES THE DANTSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)
# compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
# You reckon?
oh, all right then.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Hi Doc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)
# oh hi.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)
# hurrah!
 


have a Raymond Leopard..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)
# In certain circles
a Conductor is considered an instrument . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Until I heard that song
I never thought a penguin could be jolly.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I never penguins could be anything but
night all, exam tomorrow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:50, archived)
# :D
anything with a penguin in it automatically wins for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I miss Mr Jeffes
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:01, archived)
# I really like that piece of music.
I had a live album of theirs that I loved.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:48, archived)
# it'd be a bitch to conduct while balancing an egg on your feet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Spot the bands


badly photoshopped and maybe not too relevent but hell
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# meh
guess I'll run and photoshop a cat in. That'll make people look...
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I will make something better tomorrow maybe.
But for now, have this:

Has B3ta died?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I hear a swan song . . .
in more ways than one . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Coo!
And yeah, B3ta's rape hole is stretched and misshapen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Testing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# No wonder it's all borked this evening.
There's a fucking magic slug in the kilobytes tube.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# However . . .
you are imperturbable . . .
Ed: that's a good thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Are you saying I'm easy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)
# No
I'm saying that you are not easily swayed.
btw, your last masterpiece was a masterpiece!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Haha, I'm just playin', chap!
You mean my Hellraiser picture? If so, thaaanks! I was dead pleased with that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
# pffft.
 


thanks to the server being down I have actually been getting some work done today
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Amazing!
Give yourself a rise!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# HELL, TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Can I take the rest of the day off too, squire?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)
# EVERYBODY, GET THE FUCK OUT. NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)
# YES, I TRICKED YOU.
IT'S 2:30AM WHICH MEANS I GET ALL TOMORROW OFF. IN UR FASE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Where'd ya go?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)
# HONK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:42, archived)
# i just saw him hiding in the reeds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:08, archived)
# Aaaah
I though it was nessy for a sec
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# one more before bed

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I've done this once,
not deliberately of course.
I tripped and fell into my brothers upside down bike when he was spinning the gears round.
Almost lost the top of my middle finger.
The nail dropped off after a couple of weeks but eventually grew back.
The End.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)
# A guy i know
lost the top of his finger due to fire works.
They call him stumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# A guy i knew
died of aids because of an aids infested bike chain
(GiF .sig, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Which aids was that? Trevor? I know an aids called Trevor who hangs out on bike chains.
Really nice bloke. Except the fact that he's aids, but still. Nice guy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:35, archived)
# A guy i know
lost the top of his finger due to fire works.
We call him stumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)
# was it Jacob Dyer?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)
# I don't know, I was reposting Caewan's double post.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)
# We twice had the federal police use our house to stake out some terror wrists back before it was cool to be one.
I was in school at the time so it was awfully exciting but I never got told the full details. 20 years on (last night) I learned that one guy parked a car with a bomb in an embassy basement carpark. The bomb had a mercury tilt switch that was supposed to trigger the bomb when someone opened the door in the morning. The guy didn't realise that the switch was facing the wrong way when he connected the detonator. Apparently the bomb was big enough to cause substantial damage to the first floor above the carpark which would've been full during the day. I'll leave the condition of the bomber as an exercise to the reader (although comparisons to Crista McAuliffe would be fair).
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hendrix played a mean salmon!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Nicely done =]
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# he's playing a mean
sliding scale...

groan

edit: and i likey!
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I'm pretty sure
you're not supposed to groan at your own puns :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# its ok
i'm broken!
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Haha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Playing the scales
left handed is a mean feat initself . . . spawn !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# ...weeeezils rip my flesh...
...WORD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:05, archived)
# this fish has now been experienced.
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 4:52, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll just slip this
in while no-one's looking

as the actress said to the choirboy
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# is that an
ear trumpet?



eyyyyy?


eyyyyyy?

i likey
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Thirsty?
Have this picture i just took. I've had 4 more earlier in the week too

^no, i don't know why. There were just lots of bottles and i thought "PICTURE TIEM"

Also woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Freak!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I made a tower.
It fell on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Freak!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# are you trapped
should we call the fire brigade?
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# No, its ok.
I'll drink my way out.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I PROCLAIM NEW CHALLENGE TIME.
Who can make the biggest tower out of stuff on their desk.

I vote: me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Bread and water.
I saw this bread truck in St. Louis, Missouri yesterday..
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# BEADLE WATER
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:05, archived)
# It's...
Gary Lineker and his crisps.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# i'm bored like wood
Groverfield

Non cut-down but still budget flash version
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Hurrah!
Not sure what's going on with B3ta though. Must be a dick in the cogs or something, because it barely loads, times out, stats isn't working and neither is the compo page.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# i thought
the b3ta server was being blown by a tramp
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# It'd enjoy that, what with it being a host to the depravity and perverse nature of the average deformed B3tard.
Maybe Rob just isn't running round that whell fast enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)
# i thought
it was picking up speed for a moment there... unless the server was doing its 'o' face
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# o o o o
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# "0" "0" "0"
(GiF .sig, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)
# We've got a bite!!!
aaaaararrrrrgggghh!!!

*BLOMSQUISH*!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Just when
it felt safe to . . . /
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# if anybody steals this idea.
7 legged chair. codename: "The Shocker."

TOP SECRET 13 legged chair. Only available in "Disco Kelp."
www.b3tards.com/u/62e1de5216a9cca5d843/shaquer.jpg
the long leg goes in the middle. two people have to sit on it at once.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# it's almost like an uncomfortable, round seesaw with a backrest.
but not really.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# cause you don't face the other person.
and there's no way to hang on.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Wtf is this shit?
Is it pissing?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# nope. that's just the shocker.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# the middle leg really wouldn't be that long.
it's just to emphasize that it's longer than the other 6.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# it makes me feel
like i'd fall off
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# that's called the shocker effect.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)
# it's alarmingly common.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# does it come
with a harness?
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)
# no, just magnets.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# It took
like three tries to reply . . . the first was the best !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# i have always wondered...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Depends if you do it with a wind-up toaster or not...
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Not all the time, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# If you live in Chester that is.
see.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# If ex Coronation Street actor Adam Rickett has anything to do with it
it might well be!
click for story
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Speaking as a Welshman
I'm quite sure that, in certain circumstances, it is perfectly legal to execute us. I've just been out on the piss with a few, and I'd be extremely happy if someone sliced a few of the fuckers. Evenin' all!
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# There's probably a bye-law somewhere
like you have to do it on the steps of Canterbury cathedral with a crossbow or something...

"Hey Geraint, look you, come and look at the point of this crossbow, will you now? 'Scuse me, your holiness."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Size don't mean shit, I'm from the old school, fool!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# liquid fish!??!
great scot!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I like my liquid fish presented to me in a duct tape octopus tbh.
wyh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Birdie gurdy.
Hurdy burdy.
Burdy gurdie.
etc
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# it rhymes visually and
verbally. but I think everyone's gone to bed due to borkage, otherwise it would be getting the recognition it deserves. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Just now
getting round to enjoy this . . . and I do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Plugging
(I helped save b3ta! Kenna, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# i fill the U and V's up too and the bottom part of C's etc
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# i do this!
and yes: tis addictive.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# new to meh
starting now
(GiF .sig, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)

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