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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:47, archived)

INVISIBLE PEPPER GRINDER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:49, archived)

VISIBLE CEREBRAL PALSY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:51, archived)

PALPABLE DISAPPOINTMENT WITH LIFE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:52, archived)

Invisible soda syphon

squirting invisible water into her mouth.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:55, archived)

*Sings*

We are the lobster people
*Waves claws*
*Repeats*

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:58, archived)

is there a canonical way to sing that?

i always sing it to a tune that's a bit like "what shall we do with the drunken sailor" but with less syllables

we are the lobster people
we are the lobster people
we are the lobster people
we can help

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spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:37, archived)

Yes it is possible to dodge bullets this story might sound crazy what i am about to tell you but it is true. When i was in iquiac i was out of bullets i had to get the terriots hand to hand suddendly one saw me and was about to shoot i was stressed and didnt know what to do i thought of the matrix and thought if neo dodged bullets when they were filming the film then why cant i? then he pulled the trigger so i did the thing neo did in the matrix and it worked! i was stunned as quick as i could i ran away after that. ps if you have any questions please say on this site

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:42, archived)

NOW I'M PUMPED

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spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:46, archived)

OH YOU'D BETTER BE FUCKING PUMPED.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)

How long until she's cranking a jizzing CDC?

(CMYK Excess consumption may have a laxative effect, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:59, archived)

I don't think that would work with the angles.

two cocks, maybe.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:00, archived)

2cocks1cake

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:00, archived)

WAIT, I'LL GO GET US A CAKE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6160121

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:13, archived)

......Fine, I'LL do it

(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:22, archived)

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:35, archived)

brilliant

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:48, archived)

23 minutes as it turns out

(CMYK Excess consumption may have a laxative effect, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)

LIES!

(maninthespoon, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:00, archived)

ahhhahhahah!

I can't help but read that in a Sealab voice

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:04, archived)

also, GOODNIGHT

PLAY NICE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:25, archived)

GOODNIGHT.

WE HAD A GOOD SHIFT TODAY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:31, archived)

GOODNIGHT ALSO

I MISSED IT BUT I CAN GUESS WHAT IT WAS LIKE AND I FOUND IT VERY GOOD

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ClanSoul, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:33, archived)

I HAD A GOOD SHIT TODAY TOO

THANKS FOR ASKING

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:48, archived)

I DIDN'T LIKE MY SHIT TODAY

SOMETHING MADE IT REALLY SPIKY AND NOW MY BUM IS ITCHY

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ClanSoul, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)

herpes?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)

GOODNIGHT TO ALL

AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT

(maninthespoon, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)

INVISIBLE PYTHON WITH PARKINSONS

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:01, archived)

VISIBLE HOT GIRL

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:14, archived)

further down the board.

www.b3ta.com/board/8144461

sometimes cloning works, sometimes it doesn't

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:24, archived)

yeah

i'm gonna stick with invisible ketchup-shooting firehose girl

"O HAHA LUK IT SHOOTZ KECHUP"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:42, archived)

OMG HAHAH VISIBLE CRABHANDS

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ClanSoul, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:29, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:44, archived)

HORIZONTAL STRIPES ARE OFTEN FLATTERING.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:46, archived)

EYEFUCK.

also, woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:48, archived)

*awes*

Woo! I REALLY like thissun

May I request that one on your drawings in the near future features some kind of hat, please?
hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:50, archived)

Oooh la la!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:51, archived)

Hahah

that reminds me...

Edit: Nice! Haven't seen that one before I don't think.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:55, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:56, archived)

i still can't tell if this is unshopped

it sticks in my head to this day

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:49, archived)

Oh the the!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

ahhh you must have gone to bed at the time.

www.b3ta.com/board/7484103
but posting it now had the desired effect, yes

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:59, archived)

gleeeeeee!

Lovely! But I had to go to work . . .
Tee Hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 8:36, archived)

Definitely.

I'll look at that tomorrow if I have time.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:54, archived)

woosome stripes!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:34, archived)

woo

fantastic :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 8:28, archived)

lovely!

really lovely!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

HAMMER STOP TIME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:26, archived)

STOP TIME WITH YOUR PRAYER, REVEREND HAMMER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:28, archived)

PRAYER ATTACK.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:32, archived)

HADOOUUUKEN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)

shooooriyuken!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:22, archived)

STOP.

RACIST JELLO TIME.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:33, archived)

heh.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=93KrnZ0UJQk

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:38, archived)

we have these ones over here.

www.youtube.com/user/wallykiwi

they're not racist, just wonderfully silly.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)

vere silly.

i think there has to me a sort of malicious intent to qualify as racism. marketing almost qualifies, but you're right - it's just silly.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)

There's positive racism as well, it's just that people don't get so upset about it.

Racism is a dirty word.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)

also, racist jokes can be funny.

is all about context and audience.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:56, archived)

i wish i had a sense of humour.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)

www.wikihow.com/Get-Cat-Hairs-off-Your-Tongue

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:11, archived)

this has saved my life on several occasions

www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Long-Fall

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:33, archived)

I shall remember the parachute part for next time

thanks!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:45, archived)

This will always be my favourite

www.wikihow.com/Dodge-Bullets

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:45, archived)

"do not have friends or enemies who play with guns"

lol

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:50, archived)

I like the discussion page.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:54, archived)

pffft.

it really is the stupidest wiki I've ever seen.

though I'm sure there are much stupider ones out there with.. specialist interests.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:49, archived)

"Good physical condition and youth seem to positively influence free-fall survival rates. You can’t change your age, but if you’re looking for yet another reason to get in shape, here it is."

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:24, archived)

I LIKE THIS ONE ABOUT AN IRAQUI MOTORCYLCLE

www.filecabi.net/video/bike252690.html

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:17, archived)

ahhhahah.

www.wikihow.com/Be-Arrogant

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)

AGAHHHHH

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWw0ZaITHkA&feature=bz301

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)

FUCK YOU.

THAT'S TWENTY SECONDS OF MY LIFE GONE FOREVER.

OKAY, MORE LIKE TEN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:48, archived)

haha!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)

I'm gonna find that guy XoXWhitZXoX and kick his arse.

I bet he lives in Hamilton

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:45, archived)

also: Jemaine rules.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:47, archived)

HOW ABOUT TAKING A SHIT WHILST RUNNING AT FULL SPEED?

www3.barnesy.org/links/Taking_a_shit_whilst_running_at_full_speed

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:49, archived)

i like that magic 'thumbs down' button.

bink! post vanishes.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:49, archived)

yeah, I used it for the very first time just now.

I hadn't heard of these guys before, though:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:52, archived)

actually a youtube comment got it right(!): that's a song by three dead trolls in a baggie.

arrogant worms have some amusing tunes, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:04, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:50, archived)

Heavy!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:52, archived)

Warning: This picture is non-objective.

Hoooraayywooo.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:53, archived)

It started out a something else

but it didn't work out. I liked this detail of it though so I enlarged it and played around with it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:01, archived)

Pearlescent!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:54, archived)

I LIKE YOUR PRETTY COLOURS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:55, archived)

shitrags has left me in suspense

I only like suspense in a book that I have all the pages to.
I shall not leave your blog all weekend until the new update.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:07, archived)

it may be posthumous.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:19, archived)

he was great in de la soul.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)

bloody art students

;)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:02, archived)

COMING OVER HERE, TAKING OUR WOMEN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:02, archived)

Dey Turk errr jerrrbs!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:04, archived)

EVERYBODY BACK IN THE PILE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:11, archived)

OH DMAN IT.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:11, archived)

Oh man, this is even gayer than the pile.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:11, archived)

I made this from their weak watery blood

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:03, archived)

Woo!

I I HAVE to have insomnia, it's nice that there's a cracking pic to look at C]:0)
'ning

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:03, archived)

Hey there :)

How does that work? Do you go to sleep but wake up again, or can you just not get to sleep?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:06, archived)

it varies for me.

some night my brain won't shut off and i don't fall asleep at all - that tends to happen n the first night or two of a cycle. later in the cycle i can fall asleep, but it lasts maybe one hour or slightly more or less, and then i wake up. so, i'll get two or three hours per night like that, for four or five days.

a cycle typically lasts between five-seven days and then exhaustion cuts in and i'll have a night with twelve or more hours of sleep.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:26, archived)

The former . . .

I have a cold and a cough which wakes me up
I've had a cough for MONTHS! C]:0(

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)

Right

I saw you mention your cough a couple of days ago. Get better soon Mr Hat

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:49, archived)

thankies!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:11, archived)

i share your pain.

if it's any help, civilisations used to think that we insomniacs were prophets, shamans and witches.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:12, archived)

BUT THEY WERE WRONG

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:29, archived)

exactly.

we are actually gods.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:38, archived)

ta, buddy!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:52, archived)

ANAL BEADS: AN INSIDE LOOK.

i love documentaries.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:10, archived)

WAY TO FUCK UP CUBISM HOUR DICKBREATH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:15, archived)

I BRUSHED MY TEETH YOU LIAR.

O SHIT I USED SEMEN INSTEAD OF TOOTHPASTE AGAIN.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:17, archived)

WAY TO FUCK UP ORAL HYGIENE HOUR, CUBEFACE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:19, archived)

DENTAL CARE CRISIS LINE: 1 888 264 0877.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)

TOMORROW I'M PLANNING A LECTURE ON FLOSSING

IN THE STYLE OF GEORGES BRAQUE
I SURE HOPE NO-ONE FUCKS IT UP

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)

NICE TRY, BUT THAT'S NOT LISTERINE.

I ONLY GET TO TALK ABOUT LISTERINE WITH MY DAD AND HE HATES ME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:25, archived)

I'LL MAKE ANOTHER 'THIS ISLAND EARTH' JOKE NOW IN HONOUR OF IT.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7898522

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:29, archived)

Hahahahha!

I was trying to remember who we were talking to.

BEST ARTGUMENT EVER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:32, archived)

oi.

www.b3ta.com/board/7898580

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:36, archived)

Hahaha

*bookmarked*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)

nice pretty colours

that'd make a good desktop background

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spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:38, archived)

his future is as good as sealed.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:17, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:21, archived)

I DO NOT RECALL THIS PHOTO.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:24, archived)

SERIOUSLY, WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PHOTO FROM RAPITINUI?

WAY TO FUEL MY PARANOIA.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:26, archived)

I JUST THOUGHT YOU DID NOT SHOW UP ON FILM OR DIGITAL IMAGE DEVICES

AS THERE IS NOT ONE PIC OF YOU AT THE BASHES YOU HAVE BEEN TO HERE.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:29, archived)

DID YOU TAKE ANY PHOTOS?

I DON'T RECALL A CAMERA.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:30, archived)

I can delete this whole thread if you like.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:34, archived)

It's all good

I just don't remember posting the picture.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:39, archived)

I dont think so

last bash camera was in truck and I couldnt be bothered
previous, just too off my head.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:41, archived)

oh, it was posted on the board months ago.

I HAVE BEEN USING IT TO STEAL YOUR IDENTITY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:33, archived)

Did I post it?

I really don't recall.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:35, archived)

no, it was somebody else.

and that thread was deleted, too.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:36, archived)

Really?

Someone posted a picture of me then decided to delete it?

OH MY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:41, archived)

who would have photos of you here?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)

I've posted a few in the past, but nothing for years.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:52, archived)

it wasn't here, it was this other board I go to

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:48, archived)

Oh, that forum.

I'll stop asking questions now.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:54, archived)

according to the file properties I've had it since March 2006.

I thought it was only last year but I guess not.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:07, archived)

Time flies.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)

okay that's a lie.

REALLY I HAVE BEEN PASTING IT OVER THE FACES OF PRETTY LADIES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:37, archived)

I sent an email to my boss a while ago

I pasted his face over a bikini model and the email played "I wanna know what love is" by foreigner when it opened.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:40, archived)

yeah I remember that.

I wish I could've seen his face.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:45, archived)

I wish I was your boss

so I could be a sexy laydee too

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:45, archived)

foreigner midis are the best.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:29, archived)

GRONKPAN. GRONKPAN.

GRONKPAN.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:35, archived)

One day I want to be like Gronkpan.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:40, archived)

Gronkpan is my hero.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:40, archived)

FINALLY, SOME RECOGNITION.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:42, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:50, archived)

TIME TO STOP SIGNIFYING AND TIME TO START REPRESENTING.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:53, archived)

I like to think that gronkpan smells of grapefruit and toilet duck

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:57, archived)

He got Toilet Duck for Christmas.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)

Right now I smell of fear and apprehension.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:02, archived)

I'm starting to quite like posting on /board in the early hours

if you're really unlucky I may start posting my horrible images here too

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:04, archived)

SOUNDS GOOD.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:11, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:13, archived)

DO THIS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:40, archived)

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:49, archived)

I AM DETECTING ELEMENTS IN THIS THREAD

WHICH SEEM TO SUGGEST THAT GRONKPAN MAY NOT BE A SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
I REJECT THIS REALITY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:55, archived)

SHE'S THE BLONDE ONE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:02, archived)

I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR SEXLAYDEE, MOFAHA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:03, archived)

OK THEN

EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER HERE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:09, archived)

NO. DON'T HURT HIM.

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d d, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:01, archived)

I WILL HAVE TO CONSULT WITH: MC HAMMER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:07, archived)

STOP: HAMMER TIME

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:08, archived)

McHammer is stupid because of his rap.

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d d, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:19, archived)

WE GOT TO PRAY JUST TO MAKE IT TODAY

I SAY WE PRAY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:19, archived)

ALSO: HIS DANCE

ADDITIONALLY: HIS CLOTHING

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:25, archived)

AND: HIS SHAMELESS SAMPLING OF RICK JAMES TRACKS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)

AND HIS STUPID, STUPID NAME.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:29, archived)

LUST TWITCH.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:19, archived)

i'm not really into this compo

but i saw this comic and just had to.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)

...uh-huh...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)

pigs and porn

could be a minor meme

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:04, archived)

Anything can be made into porn.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)

amazing what you can do with gogley eyes

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)

by this logic

everything is porn.

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d d, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)

Yes.

[/:-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)

i point you to rule 34

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Rules_Of_The_Internet

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:14, archived)

35, surely!!?!??

This b3ta after all.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:21, archived)

you know i hadn't even read that

but yes
i'm think you could wrap any of the rules around b3ta this is teh internets after all

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:26, archived)

MOLECULAR PORN!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:27, archived)

prawnography

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)

It's not prawnography!

It's a beautiful thing.

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:21, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:17, archived)

FUCKBISCUITS.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:32, archived)

...NEW CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:43, archived)

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:44, archived)

now, that is HOT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:46, archived)

...well...it needs a little help...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)

"I would go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma."

/Red Dwarf

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:55, archived)

you're crazy!

you know she'll never leave Fred

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:01, archived)

i'll stick to brunettes...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:02, archived)

4AM IS TITTY TIME.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:05, archived)

I wish she would stop flashing

it is hindering my wanking progress.
on another note, I only just noticed there are letters on it.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)

oooohhhh yeah

it says
LUST

i think.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)

I find talc usually helps prevent that.

should that fail, some warm soapy water and a spatula will help get 'em off.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:06, archived)

why would you want to get them off?

i mean gingers yes, but a brunette?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)

This is what I was debating with myself as I watch late-night heroes.

Is Ali Larter (Jessica/Nicky) sexier than the brunette 'shapeshifter' girl?

Answer : Undetermined.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)

who? and who?

and what?
and depending on the answers to those perhaps even
why?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)

Well.

Larter

'Missy Peregrym', apparently, eating a cake

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:35, archived)

this evil woman from Prison Break certainly has something going for her

jet black hair and she always wears black clothes

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:42, archived)

fucking hell, airbrushed much?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:50, archived)

probably lots of makeup

they're frames from an episode not publicity shots

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:56, archived)

spackled, sanded and 2packed then.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 5:15, archived)

stock fascist cat

(Larry_Mudd, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)

JA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:31, archived)

*annexes couch*

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:31, archived)

das cat's fur-er...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)

...yup...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)

shocking

controversial
not for the timid or faint of heart

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Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)

i wanna tell a story 'bout a man named Jed...

....took his money to the city and got shot in the head...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)

Epic!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:31, archived)

GIVE ME YOUR PANCAKE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:32, archived)

...stand still then...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)

PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE OHHH YUM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:02, archived)

heh.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:32, archived)

Chucutulli!!!

You know the little redhaired girl
walks funny in that universe.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)

...yeah.............

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:42, archived)

Iso calls next!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:46, archived)

...hello there!....what day is this?...Christmas Day, you say?...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:56, archived)

well...Its not garfeild

and was much better in my head, but thought I would give the whole steam punk thing a go.

CFB

Edit:
HOLY SHIT! B3taday! missed it by a day apparently! shit...ah well...can't believe it's been three years...you'd think I'd have gotten better by then

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)

Carry on my waywardddd sonnnnn.

There'll be peace when yoou are goonnne.

wyh

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)

Mornin'

I should be working. But what the heck! laundry can wait. Have another dog aviator -

Edit: Arf! Wrong reply button! Hell odds!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:25, archived)

*dives in for attack with my Pup*

Woo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)

Chocs away old chap!

I missed my 3rd last week as well :(

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)

...birds rule!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

WiiSol

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)

pfffffffffffffft!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)

I love this.

Also:

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)

^that^...

...is actually funny.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:17, archived)

That

rocks

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Hellzapoppin, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)

It's no...

Wii minesweeper.

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:24, archived)

PongPong Table

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

patent it!

Tag it heavily.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

Shop a turd in the middle and it's PongPongPong.

I'd rather play it as it is though. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

I thought it would save all that trouble with losing the ball all the time

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)

Is anyone awesome here?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

Yes, is there anyone good here?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

OH, IT'S ALL GOOD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

I THINK YOU ASK THIS FOR THE WRONG REASONS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

maybe he wants to commission some awesome.

MY RATES ARE ENTIRELY UNREASONABLE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

My rates are not unreasonable enough

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)

I WORK PRO BONO WHEN THE JOB IS AN HONORABLE ONE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)

GUATEMALA.

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Shiksa, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)

YOU'RE NOT IN GUATEMALA NOW, DOCTOR ROPATA

what with stalking the homeless and lurking in cemeteries we are starting to get quite concerned .
we only want what's best for you

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)

I MAY DIE FOR MY CRAFT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)

are you happy?

ARE YOU HAPPY IN YOUR WORK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:35, archived)

WE'RE ONLY MAKING PLANS

FOR NIGEL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)

he's not outspoken, but he likes to speak.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 4:05, archived)

Are they merely astronomical, or countably infinite?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)

SIMPLY IRRATIONAL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)

Ha!

"I WISH TO BE PAID 10 PLANETS AND 20 MOONS!"

"But, that's not poss..."

"NO NEGOTIATING!"

also:

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

started to animate it and got bored.. ;-)

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)

This looks kind of like

that game that was on the links board a few years ago, where the sensors attached to your head measured how relaxed you were. Or was that a dream

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Furness, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

I seem to recall an electro-mechanical pong table from a couple of years back..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

Yeah, it was made by ze germans.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

JA!

JA!

cyberniklas.de/pongmechanik/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

Jajajajaja!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)

*ponders the concept of a ping-ping table*

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Shiksa, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

cool, make it, HARD!

Also:

home.tiscali.nl/multicom/DaSchop/Ping.html

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DaSchop gippie, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)

uhhh...

how do get +1?
or is it only negative gameplay?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)

You can't win, so you can only lose!

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)

Yes,

this is true.

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DaSchop gippie, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

KINDA LIKE LIFE, REALLY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)

This is the electronic equivalent of throwing playing cards into a hat, while sitting on the floor of a motel room.

Drinking whiskey from the bottle.

At 3am.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)

and the hat is precariously balanced on the back of a crouching Filipina ladyboy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)

...uh-huh...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 3:18, archived)

The i well ;-)

(dewie, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

flid needs less arms

but still: pffft! *guilty-lol*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

Quick and dirty

Click for bigger (97KB)

(dewie, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

I know I said never again...

But one more won't hurt.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

ouch.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

NIPSY!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

VOMITY

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

I know!

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

CARDINAL FASHION RULE: VIOLATED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

CARDINAL FASHION RULES

DO NOT EXIST IN MY WORLD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

there are RULES to FASHION?

that explains a LOT

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE STYLE POLICE?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

that was the guy from The Jam, right? He went all weird after he got beaten up in the underground and started wearing knit sweaters.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)

Style Council?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

NO U

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

INTERNETS!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

It did, severly

I don't think i'll ever see again.

Are you trying to wear as many different colours and patterns as possible?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

Hahah

no. I've done much more colorful. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

I'm not the type to be needless derisive on fashions

(seeing as they are all vacuous and useless) but that is particularly eye gougingly ugly.

It's what I imagine the bombing of Nagasaki looked like at ground level.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

hahaha you tart!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

Hahah

I'm sorry. I love my top, and my pants. But I usually don't wear them out together. I just wanted to do more patterns

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

Yes and you should apologise

How dare you wear your own clothes in my world. How bloody dare you. It's insulting enough that you even exist.

What is it with emo fashion and chequers actually?

Also: KittyVomit is gay for Jesus

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

oh you know me so well!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

That's because I am you

You deranged lonely woman

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

deranged lonely woman

christ you really do know me.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

Aww

I luf you really

Just stop two timing me behind my back!

Or infront of it!

Or in any orientation to any part of my person!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)

who am i two timing you with?

theres so many it's hard to keep track.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

*shakes fist*

Feel my wrath in that i'm going to bed, and i'll leave you with the unfunny people....alone....bored...mildly aroused....

That'll teach you to mess with The Cunt of Monte Cristo

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

well i'll just go to bed as well then!

SO NAH!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

Well fine. Be that way.

BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

I dunno. I just like checkers. I try not to follow emo fashion too closely.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

Friends?

I sent you several messages trying to instruct you on your bleak future stretching out forever. WE ARE ENEMIES.

CHEQUERS

Also I swear you didn't draw those chequers despite what you say, they just look filtered a bit, or multiplied. They are too regular...and not the same as the painted bits

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)

FINE! BE THAT WAY!

I didn't say I drew them.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

You said 'That's the last time I draw my checkered (sic) pants'

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

Did I?

Oops.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

they saw some ska fans wearing 'em and thought it looked cool?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

Hooray for ska.

Emo kids just want to be like everyone else, but they don't want anyone to know tha, so they try to be 'individual' but they can't make up their minds of what genre's following style to copy.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

not as nauseating as the fluoro eighties shit being dragged out by fans of this faux electro rubbish.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

What's wrong with a waistcoat

and a straw boater?

I ask you that.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

faux electro?

What is classified as faux electro? I like bright colors (hahah have you seen my profile) but not flourescent.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

what the international music press is currently promoting as "electro".

IT TOTALLY FUCKING ISN'T.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

Ooooh.

Okay. So like, you don't like Hot Chip and such?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

fuck, no.

though they're not as nauseating as New Young Pony Club and the like.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)

I LIKE SINGERS WHO CAN SING.

NOT WANKERS WHO THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH NO CHOPS AND CALL IT COOL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)

SINGERS WHO CAN SING ARE NICE

I LIKE SINGERS THAT CAN SING, TOO

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)

Hahahah

Indielectro. That's what that stuff is, I think. Mind you, I just made up the term Indielectro

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)

absurd as genre labels are

they are described as indie/electronica, yes.

here's a whole fucking list of people who need to be stabbed up.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Dance-punk_musical_groups
except Electric Six, they rule.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

they're even referencing Dadaists now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Shall_Exterminate_Everything_Around_Me_That_Restricts_Me_from_Being_the_Master

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

YES.

FUCKING FLURO HEADBANDS AND ONE-SHOULDER TSHIRTS I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY PEOPLE WERE EMBARRASSED ABOUT THE EIGHTIES? YOUR CHILDREN ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

IN THE 80S

MY MUM HAD GIANT RED GLASSES. THEY WERE BIGGER THAN HER FACE. MDR!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

did I tell you about the young woman I saw who had a long sleeve buttoned shirt on backwards?

if I hadn't been enjoying the show she may just have got the kicking she deserved

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)

It was backwards

on purpose!?

I wonder how she buttoned it...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)

probably got one of her equally retarded friends to do it.

like the guy in the lime green flares and the afro wig
I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS UP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)

Oh my god!

I wish you were making this up, too. DID YOU NOT BEAT THEM ALL? KILL THEM WITH HAMMERS AND FIRE!? SOMETHING!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

withholding the attention they crave is probably punishment enough.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)

I AM ELECTRO BOY

I AM ELECTRO GIRL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

DRIVING ALONG

THE PLASTIC SCENE

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

CRYSTAL MOCCASINS

BIONIC CHEESE

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ClanSoul, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)

groovy

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

^.^

*grooves*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

The other one was quite good too.

Pair of woos for your pants.
OR DOUBLE AIDS AND A GPS FOR ONLY 9.99 MORE!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

Thank you!

And I'll pass on the DOUBLE AIDS, ta. ;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

This is my favourite piece of your work to date.

Keep it up.
:)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

Thank you!

Did you see the earlier one?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

~~That ones not working~~
I prefer the newer one, but this is also very good.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

Hahah thanks. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

is this a leap in another direction

or are you just playing around with stuff?
Edit: I saw that by the way!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

I dunno.

It might be a leap. But I was bored earlier, so I did that picture of my troos. Then, I decided to do a more eye-hurty super-patterny one. They're fun though, so I'll probably do more.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)

I think if you were to combine your usual style

with this technique you could be onto a winner!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

Hmmm

I'll definitely give that a try next. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

I'll look out for it. :)

Anyway it's 20 to 2 I'm going to bed.
Gnite b three t a

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

Sweet dreams

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

Before I go I should just let you know that it's now my desktop

centred on an off-white backgound.

And thanks, you too.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

Hahah

awesome!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

That's fucking excellent.

You've made two of my faves of yours today.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

damn those hypno-trousers

my mind gets all lost in them, but i refuse to ask for directions

(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

this is very good

and your style is reminding me more and more of Mofaha's.

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Shiksa, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

Fantastic!!!!

These are amazing. Really.

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ClanSoul, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:31, archived)

Fails to understand

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

BINDUN

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

*fails to resist pearoasting*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

*likewise*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*dies*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

Bunce 'n' Beazley saw what you did there.

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

They make me happy.

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

FAIL LEVEL: ASSESSED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

wait till you get the bill

those cat scans are expensive.

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Shiksa, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

*trombones*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

consumerist.com/364563/complaint-remover-gets-rid-of-negative-links-including-lolcats

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

I saw that on a number of sites today.

I LOLed.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

aaaaaahhhahhhahhhahah fuck

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

Compo repost(s)

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gazz, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

you get a yay from me but i'm just sick of that fucking cat.

it needs shooting.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

hence GarFILED(from earlier)

www.b3ta.com/board/8144074

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

Peter Cook line art...

i hall attempt to colour it nicely tomorrow, unles one of you lovely people wants to give it a shot. :D

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

nice..

Did you ever see Rhys Iffans (spike from Notting hill or one of the brothers from twin town) in a film as Peter cook?

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

yeah, tv special on channel 4 a few christmassssessses back

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

he was pretty good as him..!

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

Needs more swearing

Very woo

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

YOU FACKIN CUNT!

thank :D

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

Despite the fact I said woo

Have a yay i've not yet used

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

Needs more cunt kicking

IMO

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catbwoy, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

Black on white - no colour. My fave.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

YAY!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

BUT MAKE ONE MORE FUCKING EAR CATARACTS PICTURE AND I'M GONNA IGNORE YOU SO HARD.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

i've only made 2!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

Okay... IF ANYONE MAKES ANOTHER FUCKING EAR CATARACTS IMAGE I'M GONNA IGNORE KITTYVOMIT SO HARD.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

what about pea-ing them?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

Fuck you. I'm logging out.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

ohno!

sowwie

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

Nice!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

Woo!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

hahahahaha, that is brilliant.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

Cheers.

I've done clarkson and stephen fry too.
I'll go get em.
Edit: eyar

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

GET EM OUT FOR THE LADS

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

This one didnt work, sadly.

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/36739/1204852874/sid.gif

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

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