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# ARE YOU ALL MERKAN/AUSSIE?
IT'S NEARLY 6AM. WHAT AM TIME FOR YOU?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)
# 9:50pm
No.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Where are you, Talkcab?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)
# AGAIN WITH THE RACISM
I like your nondescript animal :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:51, archived)
# POSSEBLEE AQWATIK.
That means it might live in ponds.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:51, archived)
# That also means it might not.

Edit: I'm in New Jersey, by the way. It's 12:53 here.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)
# Nearly bedtime, kiddo :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:07, archived)
# MOERITHERIUM.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:10, archived)
# I wish enough money to buy an elephant.
I don't want an elephant, I just want enough money to buy one.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:18, archived)
# IS THAT IN BRITISH POUNDS, OR RUPEES?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Wow, a yellow rupee, that's worth 10 rupees!
That's OK.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:36, archived)
# merkin
it is almost 1am on the east coast.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Where abouts on the East Coast?
I really wanna visit :(
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)
# i'm in maryland, we have a bay. that means there are pirates too
wow, that was an autocomplete...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)
# nearly 1:00 am, and you're wrong, wrong, wrong.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)
# Is it because I have long hair like a girl like Dyslexia?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# haha, hippie.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)
# I'm rock and roll, guy.
I even got an Iron Maiden 12" single in the post yesterday. REAL FUCKING METAL, GUY.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:18, archived)
# haha, dinosaur.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:27, archived)
# OH GODDAMN, POSTBEAR.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)
# haha, profaner.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# WELL SHIT ME BLUE.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:18, archived)
# blue?
you may want to start seeing a shit-doctor (for reasons other than love).
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:20, archived)
# I just laughed at myself thinking of a blueberry and chocolate poo cake.
:D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:37, archived)
# IT IS 3PM AND I'M PRETTY MASHED RIGHT NOW
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Excellent :)
I'm kind of messed up on evil_twin's pain killers from the hospital. I had a headache and I thought I'd use something a bit serious to shift it.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)
# I THINK YOU FELL ASLEEP WHILE YOU TYPED THIS.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:38, archived)
# IT IS FIVE O'CLOCK NOW AND I COULD TOTALLY WALK OUT THAT DOOR AND START DRINKING.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:02, archived)
# GOOD JOB, GRONKMAN.
WHAT'S THE WORD ON THE STREET?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:07, archived)
# THE WORD IS BARGAIN.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)
# HERION = EVIL
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)
# no.
I'm from Xenaland, as well you know.

where we have hobbits and orcs and such
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Can you send me a hobbit? I kind of want someone to bully.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# we're selling them all to China.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Just gone 6am
An ear infection means I haven't slept a wink all night :(
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Aha, UK type person! Yeah, same. I've got coffee now, so I guess I'll call it an allnighter.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:07, archived)
# For postbear

I recoloured this but I still had to optimize it to death.
I've made a few of these tonight. I like the idea but none of them have come out particularly well so far.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)
# :-D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iySC-gmqGUM

P.S. i am bucking postbear's authority and giving this a thumbs up
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:46, archived)
# don't you look at that pic!
he said it's just for me.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)
# OMG FONES RINGING
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)
# ugly people should not own webcams.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)
# yeah, they should.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)
# KEEPING IT REAL.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)
# physically ugly people should, but not the ones who have ugly souls.
she is uglysoul.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)
# she is certainly an ill-mannered girl, and likely ill-bred, to boot.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)
# fuckin' cracker-eatin' cracker.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)
# I can't turn the sound on right now
so I just saw someone eating and talking very fast :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)
# haha you pretty much got it
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:51, archived)
# WHAT TERRIBLE MANNERS.
DID NO-ONE EVER TELL HER NOT TO GO ON A WEBCAM WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL?

UNLESS IT IS FULL OF DICK, I SUPPOSE
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)
# NETIQUETTE: FULL OF SUBTLETIES
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)
# what kind of a fool makes a video, totally fucks it up, and posts it anyway?
 
THAT KIND OF A FOOL.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)
# a fool who should be pitied by a large black man.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:49, archived)
# and by large, we mean, about four hundred pounds.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:03, archived)
# i think he's more affordable now.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:08, archived)
# there's a problem in the blood!
i like this. rich colour, novel technique, brings parasites to mind... ideal.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)
# that sounds like a good night in the bedroom to me
almost
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)
# just add drugs and screams.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:54, archived)
# Some of the highly-coloured ones are interesting
but they're completely unoptimizable.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:54, archived)
# i think optimisation is magic, not science.
i've made pics that are pretty much impossible to get under 50kb and they seem no more complicated than others that easily fit. therefore optimisation is nonsense and i hate the gods.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# Is this some strange sentient wood?
I LIKE IT.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Thanks.
I agree, it does look like wood.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)
# uhhuuhhuh. hhuuuhhhuuhhuhuhhh.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Nice!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# This is a normal post

Hello: if you like, and particulary if you are without the use of your eyes, you may download Welcome to Die: National Public Radio Companion Audio Edition.
click beeswoman to gooooo
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:14, archived)
# you are such a great man.
get me pregnant plz.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:16, archived)
# THIS IS A NORMAL REPLY.

CORRECTION: A BEE.
EDIT: mp3-Well done BlueDeathNote.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:17, archived)
# Can't listen to that now because everyone's asleep.
ALSO: fux and grrz the pics I'm making tonight are impossible to optimize. I've made 3 so far tonight that were unpostable.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)
# excuse me
for i am gmt-5:00
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:30, archived)
# I AM GMT+10, MOTHERFUCKERS
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:32, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:47, archived)
# post them anyway.
or post a sample and link to the larger versions. don't deprive us, you sadist!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:37, archived)
# Haha I should have mentioned
they're also not very good.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)
# OOH, YOU TEASE
 
knowing full well that your not-very-good pisses all over our best efforts
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:41, archived)
# speak for yourself!
i get daily gazzes from mofaha asking how i manage to make such wonderful pics and that he's jealous of my talent.

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)
# PAH!
PISH AND TOSH!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)
# just admit it mohafa, you wish you had my skeels.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Well I'll admit
you do have a way with rust :)

Hey, did you see the two pics kallus made based on one of your rust sculptures?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)
# i did, i quite liked them.
that human can draw.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)
# NO FOR THE LAST TIME YOU CANNOT TOUCH ME

Edit: AT LEAST NOT IN MY SPECIAL PLACE
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:46, archived)
# 'special' as in 'important'?
or 'special' as in 'no-one would pay full price and now it's starting to rot so you can have it cheap'?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:03, archived)
# teat targets.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)
# OH WOW
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:25, archived)
# b3taday.
have a sexy, freshly erupted from a cake.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)
# OH MY MY
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)
# now you're masturbating.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:34, archived)
# A fishcake.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)
# it's a cake... for a fish.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)
# POSITIVE CORRELATION BETWEEN BOOBS AND BEEBOOBS.
IN MY PANTS.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)
# beeboobs.
mmmmm.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:00, archived)
# the exiting conclusion...



(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:01, archived)
# WHEN WILL HE EVER LEARN.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:02, archived)
# he's such a knucklehead.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)
# AIN'T CRAZY BOUT NO GOD DAMN BUTTHOLE NO HOW.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)
# you forgot this bit
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:02, archived)
# Ton, surely??
Ok 1/3ish, but the feeesh caught a big one.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:09, archived)
#

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)
# HISTORY: STUFF WHAT HAPPENED
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:04, archived)
# I'D RATHER MARRY A DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:37, archived)
# live free or die.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:02, archived)
# get rich or die trying.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:03, archived)
# LaserEyes FTW!!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)
# this is the story of the american revolution and civil rights and no blood for oil without representation.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:10, archived)
# How does one immolate oneself without using oil and leaving a large carbon foot print?
PLS ADVS KTHXBAI
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:16, archived)
# Liquid hydrogen
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:30, archived)
# Cracking good idea.
Quite easy to sweep up after. TOPTIP
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)
# WITH THE PRICE OF GAS THESE DAYS, ISN'T IT MORE LIKE BLOOD FOR NO OIL?
 
AM I RIGHT, HUH? AM I RIGHT
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:42, archived)
#

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:06, archived)
# i have a bream
that my four little spawn will one day live in a school where they will not be judged by the color of their scales, but by the grunt of their gurnards.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:13, archived)
# wow. that was. wow.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:17, archived)
# this one's good
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:20, archived)
# this is good
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:25, archived)
# i remain in awe of your talents
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:08, archived)
# uh oh hitlernigger.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:26, archived)
# nigger is a bad word so don't say it.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)
# i had a black guy type it so it's all right.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:33, archived)
# ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE SAMUEL L. JACKSON
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)
# some are will smith these days.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:53, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAARG
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Now that is a feeesh!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:59, archived)
# if he weren't a fish-hurter i would fuck him in half.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:51, archived)
# holy hell.
balls.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:57, archived)
# BAAAAAALLS.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:00, archived)
# bbaaaallllsss.
nooooooooo.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:02, archived)
# TRIPPIN
BALLS
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:03, archived)
# DUUUUUUUUUDE.,
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:08, archived)
# welcome back, valin!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:29, archived)
# WHAT A SWELL PARTY THIS IS.
 

 
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)
# oh, that popeye!
wonder what he'd do with a bottle of olive oil?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Make pasta?
I like Ragu.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:45, archived)
# not what i was thinking
but ragu sounds tempting
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)
# HARRRRRRRRRRRR!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:52, archived)
# WE ARE ALL ENABLERS FOR HIS HORRIBLE ADDICTION.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:04, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:20, archived)
# don't really know why, but felt this was appropiate
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)
# RASSLIN'!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# ALSO: CAKESHAPE
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:21, archived)
# OH YES
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:59, archived)
# Woo
it's an adipose!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:04, archived)
# it is a bad cunt land :-(
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:11, archived)
#

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)
# This is a Tito Jackson original.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:54, archived)
# wut?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:32, archived)
# Ack
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Its 3:30 ish
therefore anyone seeing this (remarkably clever image) will hate you
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)
# I broke my fucking eyes
you all will have to fend for yourselves right now :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:40, archived)
# i will try to survive.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:43, archived)
# NO SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
FOR YOU I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN A DEATHFIGHT WHEN ALL FIGHTERS DIE
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:45, archived)
# They founght until they both died.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:05, archived)
# ... and time becomes a loop ...

... and time becomes a loop ...

... and time becomes a loop ...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:07, archived)
# : D
 




 
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)
# NOW, THAT WASN'T REALLY NECESSARY, WAS IT???
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I deliberately did it badly, too.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:01, archived)
# i use that excuse alot also, its okay.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Boo!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:41, archived)
# good nice.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:43, archived)
# I just woke up, hit refresh, and saw this.
I both love and hate it.

I'm going back to sleep, to dream of wavy fucking weird shit.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)
# I AM WATCHING:
THE LIFE AQUATIC.

THIS PICTURE IS AWESOME. LINE STUFF MAKES ME HAPPIEST.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:56, archived)
# PARTY DRUGS: OBTAINED.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:04, archived)
# OOMFH OOMFH
OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH OOMFH
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:08, archived)
# OH GODDAMMIT
I thought this was one of those magic eye puzzles.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:05, archived)
# MINE ENVY DOTH SEETHE OUT OF ME LIKE AN ENORMOUS GREEN TAPEWORM
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:20, archived)
# thats luvly
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)
# ACK ACK.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm afraid you must buy Dave...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Pffffffaha!
Epic fear.

OKAY BYEBYE. I SAY THAT, BUT I PROBABLY WILL BE BACK IN LIKE 45 MINS AS I AM RUBBISH AND AM SHOUTING AT THE INTERNET.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)
# SPEAK UP!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)
# NO.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
# WELL HERE'S SOME PINKY SHIFT TO KEEP THINGS LIVELY
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:41, archived)
# I WILL NEVER BUY A CAR UNLESS IT COMES WITH A PINKY SHIFT.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:01, archived)
# ALSO REQUIRED: DICKACCELERATOR
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:33, archived)
# oh, FUCK yes!
 
MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF WOO
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)
# AWWWW, HELL NAH
 
FASHIONCRIMES. :(
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Poor poor athletes...
paha!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)
# oh dear
*hangs head in shame*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)
# WHO WOULD CALL A KID BRUCE, ANYWAY
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# MR BAYLISS?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
# heh.
 
I'm surprised the video for the Rubicon song isn't in youtube, but they were kind of a flash in the pan anyway
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# HAHAHA.
crimes!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)
# *OBEYS*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)
# nice
FUCKSOCKS I MISSED MY B3DAY by 4 days.. well 361 till the next.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Happy b3lated B3day!
hope that makes it better...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)
# lordy
well happy b3taday anyway
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)
# It's overrated.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)
# haha you fuck
happy b3taday
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)
# I DUNNO, LAST B3TADAY I HAD LIKE A TWENTYFOUR HOUR BONER
 
IT WAS AWESOME
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Thats why i had an uncontrollable erection!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)
# INTERNET PRIAPISM.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)
# at least i didnt roll out of bed
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# more like, no wonder you didn't
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:12, archived)
# not when its gronkpan's b3taday.
hoooraaaayyy.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)
# welcome to outer space. now buy some shit.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)
# 100% Vector Self Portrait
Done with Vector Brushes on Xara Xtreme 3

Soz for bigness ... but it's just Dirty-Tree Kilobites.

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I miss 7 shapes. :(
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)
# It tis coming back ...
... just been working on my new website lately once that's done I'll be back on with those and all the lovely pictures I have of all the b3tans.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)
# :) Can't wait.
Nicely to your picture too :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] As its ya birfday, what can I make for you?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)
# ok, here ya go

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)
# TELL ME WHY YOU GET BANNED ALL THE TIME
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Well, there's a funny story attached to that..

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# It's cos he rated it as a 12
when clearly it's at least a 15
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:25, archived)
# happy b3taday massa gronkpan.
in other news: MARK SPEIGHT STILL DEAD.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# YO
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)
# YOU DUMB FUCK

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)
# oK.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Woo.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)
# When you're a Wooookie, in Shaftesbury..with Hooooliiigaaans

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)
# YO, IM LIKE A ONE MAN JAPE FACTORY TONIGHT YALL

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Hello all
Have an informative graph...

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Is this graff a hooligan?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)
# ummm yes
It's off its face on carling
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] No, but what happened here dude?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)
# crivens
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)
# what? Oh, you mean this..
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Like I dunno, I was like all, you know, Gravy, then this shit happened..
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhahah!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Yo

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)
# no unshopped images plz
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# yO


(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)
#

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# A lot of your pictures seem to have BLACK PEOPLE LOL as their central theme.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I hates them so.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Yo dude..

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Phwoar teh blunkpr0n
WOUD

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
#

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# where as that one has a black person and spells out the word nigga.
i'm failing to see a lol in that one really..as it's kind of not funny.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)
# quite.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)
# haha. thats a top picture.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
# What if I was actually black? Oh dear God..what would we do? What would we DO?
This;

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)
# still wouldn't make that picture funny.
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[challenge entry] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)
# THANK YOU!
This Picture has just lifted my spirits from my dissertation woes. Laughed for about a minute.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# What is love?
Baby don't hurt me...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Speaking of songs (and not worth it's own thread)...
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# Pffffffffft!!!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Don't hate me Rob...
Photobucket

Saw the pic on the BBC website and couldn't resist .
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)
# haha
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#
 

 
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# he's looking at my cock
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)
# He's watching it spin, around and around and around.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
# "Come on! It is just like making love. You know, left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor"
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#
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# hmmm.


I'm going to Hull...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)
# clansoul?
sorry
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# yes.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)
# with child


...I just wanted to belong to something.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Liquify IS fun
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Would
...but have to be careful - like shagging a box of spanners..breakable ones
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:39, archived)
# These are fun :D
Photobucket
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# yea joey's forehead just looks bigger than normal
rest look wierd tho

awesomeness

*clicks for awesomes*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# HE LIKES ME AND I LIKE HIM. HE LIKES YOU, I HOPE!
 

 
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# That is rather feckingly well done
have this 'Woo!'*

*and if you sign up for or extended 'Woo! Guarantee' you will only have to pay £500 per day :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Gone from bad to worse.
Arf!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Yay!
But you forgot to do the chap in the last frame!!!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)
# this is what hitler looks at when he masturbates.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:55, archived)
# Too subtle...

or just shite?
anyways, good 'nings b3taland peoples
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# MEEEOOOWWW. YIFF! YIFF!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Haha
I do seem to be turning into JJ
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# YIFF! MEOW. YIFF! MEOW.
YIFF! MEOW MEEEEOOOWWWW.
 
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# now you'e turned into my cat
I'm scared
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#
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# I spewed beer from my nose thanks to that
I have some evil plans I can use that with at work :D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
# gaijintendo doesn't post much these days
 
but we shall never forget him.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Too much effort! Just hammer that kitty head on.

Nice shopping, woo.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# *Bows down to the master*

:p
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Would.
Especially if she has six nipples.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# she's a witch
so make that 92
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)
# yiff yiff grrr.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:09, archived)
# I don't know why...
Photobucket

I scare myself sometimes...
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#
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#
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# who loves ya baby!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Why? The wind changed, just like his mamma said.
Kim's mom told him not to pull at
his ear, and now look what happens.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# That's painful :|
but nicely done

the man's an absolute twat so I enjoy this even more :)
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# Hi there
face
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# You're good at these.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# rofl
*clicks for no real reason*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# this is like some kind of beautiful dream
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# a wet dream.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Plymouth it is then.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Plymouth.
Twinned with Beirut, Baghdad and Gateshead.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I think this cheese has gawn orff Docta.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# It never goes off.
It just gets more tasty.
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# You are wise, truly.
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# I am cheesy.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Ah, Cheese-Docta.
Danke.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# when the mist's a-rising
And the rain is falling and the wind is blowing cold across the moor I hear the voice of my darlin' the girl I loved and lost a year ago.

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# BEWARE THE MOON,..STAY OFF THA MOORS..
- oops.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Do you like bananas?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Its all just a bit too sinister
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# have you been getting high every evening before/during getting on b3ta?
just wondering.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# no.
i don't get high. ever.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# maybe just drinking lots of coffee?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# nope, no coffee.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# i've just had a four-way conversation with myself..docta..oh DOCTA!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# haha
you nut.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# You called?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Yes, I think I maaay have brie-addiction.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Try this edam.
You'll be much better.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# *stuffs up arse*
Ahhh, I feel better already.
How can I ever repay you...ermm, look, I don't know what you're doing tonight..but...ahh..I know of an alleyway...IT'S DARK
*wink, wink*
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# I'd love to, but I'dl like my edam back first.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Ah...well, here's the thing Docta..it's ermm,..lodged in me guts.
I'm err AFRAID...you're gonna have to go in there.
Don't be afraid of that lube now.
*wink, nudge-nudge*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# No need for lube.
*shoves*
*grabs*
*pulls*

Ah! Lovely!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# You've taught me so much..ahhh..I promised myself I wouldn't cry...
..ahh..no, it's just the cancer eating me kidneys.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Ah, well that can be cured with this oversized butt plug.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# interestingly
at least to me. is that neil buchanan once tried a career in stand up comedy. but was a miserable failure. i would have liked to have seen him try.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# ah art attack
when things were simpler and we could be amused by men making 3d pictures with cardboard and "double sided sticky tape" and "sticky back plastic"

things were stickier then too....

mind u sayin that im still amused by alot of things
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Those were stickier times :(
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Your tag is probably accurate too.
COCAINE, DEAR? OYESPLS.
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# eeeee gawd
its big
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# OK, there isn't really a forthcoming DVD.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# haha
intriguing
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# It'll be somewhat less intriguing after the 15th time I've posted it...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# still funny tho
spesh the last pic...silleh children n their scrapes
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I like this.
Kids have latent fascist tendencies, and no mistake. Selfish little bleeders...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Bad parenting brings its own punishments..
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# [/:-)
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# hahahahahaha!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)
# And still is using crayons.
Tho his R's are mostly rightway round now.
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# they're all meat.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:41, archived)
[challenge entry] fcuk
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# mmmm chalk
:D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# "No, Charlie"
"Charlie Chalk?"
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I MIGHT JUST GO OUT AND GET SOME DRUGS TO CELEBRATE THIS WONDERFUL OCCASION.
YES.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I think if i was to try cocaine
I would be sneezing and snotting all over the shop, that wouldn't make me feel fcuking good. My new found arrogance would perhaps cause me to enjoy the fact that all of my fellow partgoers were covered in my mucus, however.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha,
now thats why i've never touched the stuff!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I don't touch it because it seems that only utter shitecunts do it
and i don't consider myself to be a shitecunt. the above reasons are also a large factor.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# this is it
same with most drugs, to me they make people fucking unbearable fucking wankers...and i have no reason to do that to myself or subject anyone else to that sort of painfull annoyance.
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# true...
I think it manages to bring the shitecunt out in everyone who uses it regularly.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# That's why you don't want to try it?
Sneezing?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# yes
i have a very sensitive nose.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# 'expensive' and 'shit' are good reasons too.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# uncut (or relatively pure) is fine but it's hard to get and stupidly expensive over here.
 
I hear however in the UK it is largely the choice of shitecunts, yes
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# yes
those are also major factors. that's something i certainly don't miss about my uni days. my mates were very much into a lot of drugs and i would go round fairly often to pick up a little weed. I went back to theirs after clubbing once and they were all doing coke and ketamine and were insufferable for me in my drunk, stoned and feeling sick state. I decided to decline next time i was asked back to theirs.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# My first gif
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# nicccccce
*swings legs*

ALLL DONE IN THE BEST POSSSSSSSSSSSIBLE TASTE
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# Arf!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# nice!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# she looks like gillian mckeith there
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# yes
i've since realised that.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# and you love it
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Thanks
it started off with 149 frames and was 12mb big. I had to chop off about 120 of the frames and resize it down to this big to get it to post
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Also in the original version the woman
second from the left's leg rotated 360 degrees!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# and
very nice it is too..
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# So that would be
Heather Mills on the far right then?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

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