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# i saw the sauce and resistance was futile
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yay!
puttin' on the Ritz...
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# oh noes combine harvester!
run away!
Woo!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# : )
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahahaha
gorgeous
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Lully! :D
I cleek!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# He makes my heart go boom


Started off as another t-shirt idea, but became more of a poster - i still like it :D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# this title seems familiar
is it familar because you made it up and showed us it a few days ago

/memory like a dead sieve blog
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Nope
i had a tetris one a few days ago
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# apparently it's been used elsewhere
only two pages of google so nowt to worry about yet

tho don't get confused with 8bit weapon of course
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# :D
This should be a game.
Can you make it so?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# arg
bah, my wit-detector has failed

I can't tell if you are serious or not

if you are, you hand your nerd card in right now, mister!

edit: actually I'm doubly confused, as you may not mean what I think you mean
edit2: actually, now I've confused myself
*cries*
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# when you look into a shiney spoon is your head on upside down?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# who told you about my shiny spoon occular fetish!
*runs out of the house screaming, on fire*
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# thats not fire!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# oh noes! fake fire!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I'm serious, it should be a game.
Similar to Crypt Raider.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# you need to see...
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Well there you go, then!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# indeed
the power of science!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Have they actually made a new bomberman in ages?
And by new I mean an actual new one with new stuff, not some shitty port to DS, PSP, Wii, my retinas.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# no idea man
have a look on the hudson website there must be something on there
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# haha!
8-bit terrorists are somehow less threatening than real ones...
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Yay
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been a spangtastic few days, but...
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I really do like this challenge.
Despite the many toap entries, it's been great.
A rare occurence, I'll admit.

Also: Woo!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# aahahahah
lolzorses!!11!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Old jokes revisited
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Did anyone say Tony Montana* possessed by a Chaos demon?
No? Oh well.

*I should say that because I didn't colour the jacket and made it black and white, it looks more like Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca.
"Heeecchhs luuurkkkng aaaaa yuuuuuu kiiiid"


Click for big.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# This amuses discomeats
discomeats is amused
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# "Wiiiiillll allllwaaasss haaaaav paaaaaaaaaaaccchhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkksssssssttttt"
*is tempted to redub casablanca like that*
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# redub!
reduub!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I wish I had a decent microphone.
And a vocoder.

And a sexy catgirl.......
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# ah forget the microphone and the vocoder
:D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# this is rather good
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
#
So is this.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# ooh hello b3ta
Has been about 3 weeks since i posted anything so here you go
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I finished DMC4 in those 3 weeks
it am lots of fun and games

*edit - oop, I'm off, 'laters B3ta
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# toodles
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# adios mr toats
:D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Is it everything that is wrong with japan
as I have been led to believe?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# discomeats is also amused by this image
:D

(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# subliminalmalenudityunderachineseflaglol!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Lovely, but you really shouldn't have said,
and see how long it took for someone to notice, hehehe!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I didn't read the subject until after I noticed :]
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# but your eyes are trained to see naked men, so that's not surprising
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# How does one train their eyes in such a way?
Is there some form of Where's Wally nude training edition?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# it involves hiding a copy of gay times amongst a pile of cosmopolitans
and then picking it out on smell alone
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I say
you should write a manual.
(manual! geddit?)
*self-spangs*
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Damn, you see right through me.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I see naked humans!
also, upon looking at this image

I see more naked humans

:D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# omg put some clothes on!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# yeah
the bloody hippy!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hey i cut my hair!
oh you mean Toasty! lol
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# not me, I shaved my head again on Friday
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# oh
so you got one of those lovely bald heads as favoured by the homoerotic types?

Lovely

Mine is nearly shoulder length again

and the hair

I'll have to cut it soon

and the hair
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# not bald, it's about a 2 all over I think
but it's incredibly homeopathic yes
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I'm glad your hair is homogenous
:D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Nudity!!!
Whatever next? Fred Dibnah saying "Cunt" on tv?
Have a look here On the video player thingy about 50 secs in!!!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# blimey!
not so subliminal!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha!
splendid
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Well, we just ate one, so as a sort of recompense, I made this:
sorry buddy, but you were delicious and moist! ;)
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# And so was the pheasant!
Sorry Hedgehog.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Thats what i had for dinner on my b3taday!
Yay!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# nice!
especially the wing action...
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] olé!
Photobucket
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha!
woo
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha!
nice one!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# El Woo-o


(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# bonjour!
lol website
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# o0 i didn't realise that animated - my internet is screwed :(
lol national rail enquireires!


Last one i promised :)
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# haha
what

:D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# not even shopped!
lol
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# hehe
"Why is there a hoard of angry commuters behind you?"

:D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Nicely!
ALSO NICELY TO RONNIE O'SULLIVAN! Carter played ace too :)
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# MATADOR: Someone who REALLY LIKES mats
:D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# mobile phones make her brain shimmer
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# good eyedea
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# he's a pretty good MC, actually.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# yes he is
anticon label yes?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# yeah
was on thps 3, great track.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I ris
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# you ris
we ris for...i ris?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# This is getting
cornea
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha!
now do the diving one
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I can't think of anything to do with it
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:18, archived)
# nor can i
which is why i'm relying on you, you're the creative genius on call tonight.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I've got 40 minutes, tell me what to do with it and I'll try
although i'm just starting on the Chinese people on the motorbike.....
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# sorry chap i have no idea.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Blinkin' 'eck!


woo
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# brilliant!
what a dapper pair they are.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Nyyrrrrrghhh!
THEY'RE LOOKING AT ME.
*runs away crying*
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# ooh!
I likes that muchly! :D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I've racked my brains for puns for this compo...

But this is where all my entries have ended up...
(including this one, probably...)
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Tis good, Woo




(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# cheers!
If it hadn't got any replies it would have somehow proved its point, though...
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I like the irony of it.


(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
# i rather like this
(though i have to admit this competition is wearing on my nerves now)
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
# me too...
I'll be quite glad when Wednesday comes and I can stop thinking in puns.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
# writing and drawing without my tablet is dead hard
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# far from it!
I want to turn it into a scotch egg...
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# how would you like to be covered in meat and batter?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I could
get used to it.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
# i want a scotch egg now
but i only have a pear...

wait, i found some digestives! win!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# shove a mars bar in it
then deep fat fry it. Voila - scotch pear.

edit: sprinkle with digestive crumbs.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# i have opted for digestives dunked into tea
then i may well follow it with a pear.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I want it fried and on toast.


(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# heartless!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
#
I want to dip soldiers in it.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# you're a monster!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
#
@ @
/\/\/\/\/\
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I am hungry.
But I do not like eggs much.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# good it is my egg after all.
damn this bank holiday lark. i need my cds!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# If I had remembered about it I would have sent them first class and you would have them by now.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# No as good as my other ones...
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Xiao Xiao FTW
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# That reminds me of the hours I wasted on Pivot..
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
# excellent!
is that two donner kebabs he's fighting?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
# poor Serge
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I be ris-ing!


(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# you're looking too deeply for a meaning then
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Ah right,
I get the joke ,but thought there was a massage behind it.
Carry on.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Avatars for some friends

Made me laugh so i thought i'd share :D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I like these
Your artwork always makes me feel fuzzly on the inside.
(which is a good thing)
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# nice!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, the
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Is that me?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I thought that.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:42, archived)
# That pic is almost as scary
as the idea of a Welsh Black Books....

*Shudder*

Nicely thought out though.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Llyfren Ddu?
Doesn't sound so scary to me.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Aceness!
Also: ROOMY!!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# heheh that made me do big chuckling
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Treee!!
:D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Oh yeah!
and I missed an i in lavatorial!


/mnnng
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# and an s in grows!
Fucking hell!!!!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Hahahahah, epic fail!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Just bad typing.



(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:39, archived)
# That'll be just random Latin though
I'd say that the Romans were wrong, not you.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# But it was meant to rhyme!


(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Then you lose
and deserve to be flayed alive.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
# and arboreal is spelt arboreal!
/pedant blog

woo to the pic btw!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I didn't think it looked right.

(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Pfft!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# You are a steam train.
Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! pfft,
Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! pfft,
Treeeeeeeeeeeee! pfft,
Treeeeeeeeeee! pfft,
Treeeeeee! pfft,
Treee! pfft,
Treee! pfft,
Treee! pfft,
Treee! pfft,
Treee-pfft,
Treee-pfft,
Treee-pfft, Treee-pfft,Treee-pfft, Treee-pfft,Treee-pfft, Treee-pfft,Treee-pfft, Treee-pfft,Treee-pfft, Treee-pfft,

WOO!-Woo!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I saw this yestermaday:
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# ooo that's smashing
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I'm liking your hair.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Stop licking my hair.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# But it tastes so shiny.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# did someone say seam train?!
Seam train

no? well someone should have done
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Chew!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:39, archived)
# In a Christopher Lloyd voice:
It runs on steam!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# but
of course! Nice one...
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# pffft
treeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# What did you do with his cement?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# During the Three Day Week
you couldn't get cement for love nor money.

My mother used to go up the builders' merchants and flirt to get a broken bag on top of our bag-a-day allowance.

What use is a bag of cement a day, 3 days a week, when you are building a house?

Eh?

Eh?

Right!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# anywhere you want me to put it, sir.


Tom's top tip of the day: always supply demons with cement if they ask for it.

also, aways call them "sir"
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Unless they're female, presumably.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:28, archived)
# i find it very hard to tell demons genders. which, believe you me, has got me into trouble more than once
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# You were never quite the same after meeting that succubus were you?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Just WHERE
is my FUCKING cement you retards? :D
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Me - in compo entry form
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# *checks filename...*
*SPANGS*
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# :D
I'm watching Desperate Housewives right now, actually :P
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# why? why are you doing that?
seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?

download dexter, thats really good.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I like Desperate Housewives.
Especially the domineering ginger one.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# She's my favourite
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I like Dexter as well,
but I missed the whole of the first series of DH, and most of the second.
I'm catching up :]
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# i never got into it
it just seemed a bit like stepford wives for the illiterate. terry hatcher is hot though
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Teri*
I agree with you on the latter point.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# dexter is ace
i'm two episodes into the second series at the moment. its so well written
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I've seen one or two, and enjoyed it completely.
I will watch some more.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# :O
hot


OLD, TOO SKINNY
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# meh... would...
also

(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Have you seen her in Superman?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# under arch Longoria?
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# sssssSSSSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGggggggg
Drive-by spanging.

pfft to the image!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# honestly guvnor
i woz only tryin to catch some fish fur me famly. end up bangeded up in here i did :o(
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

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