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[challenge entry] Just a few inches closer...
(I helped save b3ta! Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:47, archived)
# hahhaa
i hated gladiator - probably because of Crow. he's such a twunt! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:50, archived)
# BATTLECAT FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] From here to the pleasure beach.


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(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's fantastic.

Are you sure that isn't an actual photo from Blackpool? :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Positive
He's not got his back on used nappy or discarded needles.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# LOOK AT ME.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:13, archived)
# fuck this.
im going to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:16, archived)
# bye
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:17, archived)
# CYA DOC.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:18, archived)
# night night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:33, archived)
# GO AHEAD AND LEAVE, IT SAVES ME PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH, good morning you lovely human being!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:17, archived)
# WOW! IT IS BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:17, archived)
# three-eyed vulture is a rude vulture.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:19, archived)
# i love knowing what to expect when i click my "b3ta" link in the wee hours of the morning
cheers doc
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:24, archived)
# smudge my stick.
fudge my fuck.
judge my rake.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:28, archived)
# I AM
ALSO: FIVE DAY WEEKEND, FUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:29, archived)
# week = weekend.
this world is upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:39, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D22f4KPgls
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:42, archived)
# heh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C79L0pfhWY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:55, archived)
# NOM NOM BEEP BLORP NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)
# That was spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:05, archived)
# first post
last post. to sweary? to late. I learn slow.
HI.
(smalldickedandproud, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:43, archived)
# I don't know why
but I like this
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:56, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhah!
 
I LIKE YOU ALREADY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Hello!
Haha, he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:59, archived)
# hallo there.
cuntladder to cheese was one of his better albums.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:01, archived)
# cool new dude.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Not my best work


(and topical oh, weeks ago)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:40, archived)
# BABY WANTS TO FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:57, archived)
# FUCK THAT SHIT. PABST BLUE RIBBON!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:00, archived)
# NATIONAL BOHEMIAN
OF COURSE
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:26, archived)
# i prefer the classics.
pigfucker the clown beer for me, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:35, archived)
# *weeps in the car like a little emo*
*stops after a few secs as it is bloody silly*
*goes back in, takes his gas and bangs him in the ass*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:02, archived)
# don't get it.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:16, archived)
# the feeling's mutual
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Ah, you have not been stolen.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 5:56, archived)
# MUST GO
AND DO
NICE THINGS
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 5:57, archived)
# four spines, no waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:12, archived)
# why don't you think about it?
oh yeah. alright. right.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:25, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:42, archived)
# a-rock a-honey, rock a-honey, WOO-HOO
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:40, archived)
# how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:41, archived)
# sleeps all day and he dreams of you.
 
www.lilitu.com/catland/gallery/lute.shtml
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRlfD-1E-H4
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Cool!
So it is Louis Wain who drew the cat pics which were featured in my 1st year psychology book. Those are very interesting drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:54, archived)
# "Who would not be a cat of Louis Wain's, capable of creating ten minutes' sunshine in a childish heart?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 4:02, archived)
# *swoon*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Me.
That cat's giving me the right fucking fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 4:09, archived)
#
www.lilitu.com/catland/gallery/catdolls.shtml
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 4:13, archived)
# I'm ok with that.
Just the way/speed he's moving up above is freaking me out a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 4:16, archived)
# that is a classic RAWRK stance
 
in retrospect I should have made the whiskers flop around too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:04, archived)
# Jesus, the original lute pic is well fucking scary.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 4:17, archived)
# THIS CAT RAPED A DOG'S ANUS
I GO NOW
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:43, archived)
# I want to know about your spores.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Rock out now!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Me like
Guitar Hero: Feline edition
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:57, archived)
# "The cat who nearly died".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 5:28, archived)
# Fear the ones that have, and came back!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 5:30, archived)
# wain!
hwe came up in conversation a few weeks back - a friend of mine here likes his drawings a whole bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 5:30, archived)
# I've been a fan since I was very, very small.
 
innocent times, before anthropomorphic animal art got hijacked by creepy delusional nerds
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 5:56, archived)
# there's a neat book coming out in France
about marginal illustrations in mediaeval manuscripts, I think we're ordering it.

plenty of cats and dogs with lutes, pipes and tabors
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)
# soz, was off doing my old man exercises.
book sounds good - what's the title? i can lean on my local library to order it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:11, archived)
# I'll see if I can find out - there was a pamhplet with our last issue of La Lettre du Musicen.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:16, archived)
# hurry, i'm running out of things i want my library to buy.
they don't have any of the herbert rat books (crap horror lit) we were chatting about on /board a while back. i tried to reserve them and they're all being frozen in the reference library for some freakish reason.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:20, archived)
# ahhhhhahah
 
yeah, I remember those.
they have a shit lit reference section?

Unfortunately the original Wain books have never been reprinted, else I'd buy 'em for my niece & nephew.
The more recent collections will have to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:22, archived)
# i'm unaware of it.
i saw the titles online and when i went to reserve them, it was not permitted.

also, i have to mention to cockweasle that there are four books in the series, not three - apparently the last is a comic bookgraphic novel.

edit: never been reprinted? that's just weird.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:26, archived)
# Good Morning America, your vote is..worthless.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:08, archived)
# haha to you america.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Damn those yankees.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:15, archived)
# if they just kept to their own corner of the world, i wouldn't care too much
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Quite a pair of unhatched chickens, yes.
Just which will get to kowtow to the industrialists
and men behind the curtain is still in doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Great times ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Pfft!
Yes, but don't forget your golf shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:18, archived)
# "Now, watch this drive".
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:26, archived)
# "I bee da pwesidence,..what time I gets ma juice?!"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I might vote for the old guy,
Then we could have a MILF for president when he dies of heart failure.
There I go, speaking for 'we' again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:16, archived)
# I'm gonna spice things up a bit with this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Ermm, what have you done here?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:18, archived)
# umm, nothing... I admit it.
I just thought people would enjoy seeing the cast of 'Sex and the City'. Nothing has been shopped
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Oh, fine then.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Horse and baggage!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:19, archived)
# I am STRONGLY considering making this my desktop image
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Plus, her kid is a cock-lovin' bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I wanted to do a pic
of a barefoot & pregnant hillbilly saying 'My Maw maaaght be vaaaaace prezeedunt'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Damn those yankees.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:29, archived)
# HOO BEE HOCKEE MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:34, archived)
# a FUCKIN REDNECK, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Ah, danke.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:46, archived)
# at least that's supposedly what was on his myspace profile lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)
# He is Pedro for He is Many.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:18, archived)
# i support the assassination of these people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 5:39, archived)
# Too easy.
I say, let's make public spectacles of them for several months.
Then bury one in obscurity at the end for shit and giggles...waite... [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 5:47, archived)
# i think all corrupt countries ought to have their elected officials hunted and killed.
keep the process up for a few decades and the political process might skew back to a semblance of fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)
# A very popular set of novels were based on such a plan.
Our hero spends the time not being killed to learn how not to be killed.
The inevitable chase to the scenario spans several books.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Reluctant_King
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:52, archived)
# oh christ i have the brain of a pop novelist.
halp!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:54, archived)
# Another author (science fiction) has it fair to...
...kill politicians for "political" reasons, only.

Funny thing is, it also uses Texas as a thematic element.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:57, archived)
# life in the public eye should be permitted only if the public eye is not bothered.
become a bothersome hair or prodding stick and expect to be removed.

who are these authors? i may want to read some of this guff (doubtful, but possible. not tim lahaye, i hope).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:07, archived)
# Novel ref'ed
www.gutenberg.org/etext/20121

Link to others by him
www.gutenberg.org/browse/authors/p#a8301

DeCamp's in most any used book stall.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:14, archived)
# urgh, that piper guy tripped a memory.
yep, that's him - the fuzzy books, which used to make me angry as a child. just the sight of the covers at a book sale enraged me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:22, archived)
# SciFi nuts will be lighting torches.
But I agree, they were very badly done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:24, archived)
# just the covers made me ill. i never tried to read one.
scifi nuts will shut the fuck up and fetch my slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:40, archived)
# bah, some one stole my bike


i had to walk all the way home. it was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Ummm...no.
*looks around shiftily*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)
# i do!
it's right on that sign there
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)
# ...yeah, i see it too...
...can you describe it?

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Woah!
That sucks. Not the image, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# keep an eye on your microwave
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# CHEATING ON THE TOASTER, EPISODE 4
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)
# damn straight
who knows when a microwave will strike next. send the back to where they came from i say.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:48, archived)
# That is a shame . . . you can use my luge . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)
# that looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger
however the fuck it's spelt
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I need your clothes, your boots,
and your toboggan.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)
# i'll be... on my back
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:16, archived)
# thankyou
but its just not the same.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I feel for ya . . .
I hope the seat breaks off up'm . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)
# I hafnt sen ur byke sory
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)
# k
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)
# This is why I wont buy an expensive bike
I have shit luck with bikes
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)
# with bikes, or with theft?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)
# ive had like 8 robbed off me
well gay, i just shouldnt get more bikes but i just love riding my bike :(
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)
# thats awful
you should get a really flamboyant pink bike next time. with a basket.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:50, archived)
# and girlie tassles on the bars
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:53, archived)
# i had heard
that theives are scared of baskets.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:55, archived)
# wicker is kryptonite to bike thieves
have you ever seen a bike thief in a wicker chair ? didnt think so..
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:00, archived)
# *nods agreeingly*
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:14, archived)
# IT WAS THAT CUNT WESTWOOD WASN'T IT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)
# i had a feeling he'd have something to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)
# last night a DJ stole my bike
 
THE CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Someone stole my bike, once.
*empathises*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)
# i am truely sorry for ur lots
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)
# THATS A SHITBIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:42, archived)
# sorry to hear it.
bike thieves ought to be painted with indelible ink for 25 years.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Sorry
It was me. I made it into soup.



(seriously - sorry for your loss ... I'd be gutted if my bike got stolen, I've had it for sixteen years now)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:17, archived)
# happy b3taday to you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:41, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:46, archived)
# i am an everysingleday bike riderist
and i am sorries for you ):
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:04, archived)
#
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:23, archived)
# RIS?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Obama means change, because he is black, and is therefore good.
Also, "change", in the literal sense, meaning he is a hobo, who needs change, for some meth.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)
# i was merely questioning why he has it on his shirt
for comedic effect (which failed).
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Ah..his shirt confuses me also.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)
# I can offer half of my Subway sandwich
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Different asshole, same shit.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:25, archived)
# 'Zactly
Election is simply choosing which puppet Jay Leno will make jokes about for the next 4 years.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)
# When you're truly awake, the world is quite different.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:25, archived)
# 8 cents? He'll need more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:26, archived)
# muhahaha
this wins
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)
# i want to know
how did that duck get up the steps?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# flew?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)
# That'll prolly be another tree fiddy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)
# There was an onion article like this
"black man travels american cities demanding change"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# The Onion is PROPHECY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)
# ...i'm voting right now...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)
# YAY OSBORNE!
That computer is ROCK fucking hard. None of your pissy gay Java beans on that matey.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:23, archived)
# oh no I did laugh at that.
 
chaaaaaannnnnge?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Limpy, we want to know
was the RIS on his shirt intentional?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)
# We?
Have you gon all Legion on us again, Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)
# fuckin' A!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:51, archived)
# third world politics lol lol lol.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:16, archived)
[challenge entry] _
http://www.johnvile.org/b3ta/fastandloose-vader-slab-job.gif
fuck I missed my birthday :-(
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Haha!
*sigh*
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# ...flick my knife...i can change your life... there's nothing you can do... i'm a problem child...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Happy sixth anyhow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I like zis veeery much
Woo type stuff
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:38, archived)
# smug vader looks smug.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:22, archived)
# ...i explode on sight...i'm like Jimmy Walker... i'm dy-no-mite!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# HELLO I EXPLODE INTO A MASSIVE ATOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# BIG BADA BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)
#
landmine has taken my sight
taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arms
taken my legs
taken my soul
left me with life in hell
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# ...landmines, you say?!...heh heh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Up skirt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)
# There are softer kinds of boobie traps . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Like a giant marshmallow?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Or a couple of . . . yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I wouldn't know, I'm part of the dumbass generation.
Ed: Now THAT'S something I could get behind.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# yes indeed!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Ba Da Bing . . . Ba Da BOOM !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# That's physics explained then.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)
# ...there's that..................................................and this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# The origanal . . . Archimedes screw !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Yeah, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# BIG . . . little . . . splosion . . . baby !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Baby boom!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:25, archived)
# ...ATOMIC BABY!!!!!!!....
....it's not mine!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:25, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhahh!
 
guess I missed that one..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)
# It's atomic!
How apropos! Lully. :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:32, archived)
# these are fun.
also, i like the colours. also, i want a sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:31, archived)
[challenge entry] One more then bed:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# And the Oscar goes to . . .
Aahaahahahahaha !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I don't remember that boss from Shadow of the Colossus!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# That would be correct, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Should I be recognising the bloke in the background?
I don't :(
HOWEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)
# ...there's something not right about this...
...not right..... not right....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# fuck that was an awful movie.
i got dragged to it on a date (hint: never date younger guys who are full of testosterone. well, never let them pick the film, anyway) and that scene was where i lost it completely.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:40, archived)
# You mean the 'We might all be naked men together but we're not gay
look, see, our enemies are way gayer than we are!' scene? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# What a racket !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I knew it would be
just a matter of time to outshop my picture below:(
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Nothing personal . . .
just the urge to surge ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Some excellent pics in your profile
One of the reasons I always stray back to this board.

always fun if not taken too seriously

(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I echo . . . echo . . . echo . . . your sentiments !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# KISS MA GRITS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Got butter ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Well, Mabel gots stirrup.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Spread'em Mabel . . . but the money's for the drinks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I can't beleem it's not Mabel.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Racquet, innit?
I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I looked up both . . . only to find she's running a racket . . .
I could be wrong . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Leather faced hag twincest!
I think I'll stick to giant tits and frisky seafood.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I like your sticktoitiveness !
If that ain't a word it is now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I suppose one could dismount before it dries.
But it might be rude to leave early.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Not if the knots are too tight . . .
I suppose . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Yay, tennis!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# HEAVY . . . I can just hear the chorus now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i was gonna ask ....'why'...
....but why bother.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)
# The eternal answer is . . . yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# ning you all
not been around for yonks. retrying out my worn out skills...

Photobucket
Do you know what it is yet?
Hangman fans take note B--- ---ph---

Answers by post only
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# do I hear horses in the distance?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Nay
:D
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Loudest of all the animals
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# no. seamside donkey
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Wow
You are now my new inspiration
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# oh I like this.
I'll repost this for the 10th time, seeing as it's my b3taday

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# repost it all you want
it's still brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# ^
This indeed
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# What is it
Is it a bird...is it a plain donkey reptile frogsnake pony
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# i can't remember all the bits
i just know the rear leg is a crab, a plastic dinosaur and a ceramic cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# head is giraffe mouse and lizard
front leg is chicken? frog and false leg.
i think the body is horse, bull and lion
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I could use you
In my plastic surgery clinic. an amazing animation that can only be described, wait for it....

Pure bloody genius:)
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)
# hapey b3taday
sory i dont have candl
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Crikey. That's ace, that is!
The seamhorse to end all seamhorses!
My only effort so far:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# is his name...
hamed?
(oh, and woo!)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# ...wow....
............................no.............................WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I've never seen it
It has enhanced my life elevenfold this very minute and beyond
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# GADZOOKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)
# happy day there mister bloop.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:42, archived)
# Borked Peadophile
(__, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# :D
I am borked and no mistakin'
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# *posts answer*
You do live in Hawaii, right? I just spent a fortune on postage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I would love to say yes
;)
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# that's not bad actually
i thought you;d just painted his head red.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Top answer...Frogbeat said you lot would be amazed at my skills;)
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Happy twoth b3taday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I am unworthy sir
*bows*
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# that's because it was for me :)
thanks valin
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Ooops
I see that now
*Climbs back in the dark corner*
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# That's Ok . . . Happy 3/4/10 !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# You are kind
I had forgotten
;)
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# we shall worship this dude forever...
....no,... we'll worship the owl instead!....YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)
# heh heh
Lovely. Post more.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Bee n done... get it
I think we have to salute now and say nowt for a few mins.

Photobucket
Answer: Queen Wasp...anyone not get it raise your hands
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# BALL AGOPHER?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Burn Graphite?
Brie Earphone?
Bert Craphard?
Beer Flaphonk?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# bull elephant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Correctomundo
*awards Carol Vorderman trophy or excellence*

(I don't think there is one, but sometimes these random phrases just catch on)
(vanburger, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOO MUTHAFUCKA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# El Toromopho !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] If only he'd kept walking a bit longer..
(oecumenix ..is not as good as he thinks he is, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# That makes me think that the TMWRNJ Extra Final Scene for Planet of the Apes would fit the contest quite well.
"This. Is. Planet Earth. In the future."
Pity some bastard seems to have removed it from youtube.
*angry fist*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# i only remember the alien resurrection one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)
# "Let's hit THE HUT!"
I still use the phrase 'And then they lez up' to this day, purely due to the Thelma and Louise one.

Of which the part where they lez up is incredibly deranged.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# i still believe that heroin is a blue liquid
and that saying things in a funny voice makes them more true
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I am the lord of the dance settee!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# consider this naan bread.
the cock is a sign for me, not for you.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Cress, too tempting even for Jesus
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# such a shame my vcr broke.
i had them all on tape.

just look at their faces, its almost as if they understand.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Someone else had them.
There's basically a single source for all the digital copies floating around the web, if you can find a life torrent anyway. True of Fist of Fun too.

Although I've still yet to find a torrent where episode 7 of series 2 isn't corrupted.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Is it not out on DVD?
(FoF and/or TMWRNJ)
I've not seen it in yeeeeeeears :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Nah, the BBC were and/or are arses about it.
Didn't even see their way to repeat the things which they already owned.

Fist of Fun Series 1 torrent
FoF Series 2
TMWRNJ Series 1
TMWRNJ Series 2

Don't expect fast speeds, it was difficult enough even finding active torrents for TMWRNJ.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Awesomeness, thanks!
I look forward to s-l-o-w-l-y acquiring comedy gold :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Most of their radio stuff is
on the FISTOFFUN site, along with a few tidbits of video and other stuff. With TMWRNJ and Fist of Fun they obviously had disputes with the BBC who I think must technically own all rights to reproduction, hence why it's not up or been privately released.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Joy!
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# i shall search for these magical things
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Bigger Boat?
(resistanceisfutile, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Most wonderful
Right, that's me done.
Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# huzzar for the orca!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# It seems so much more *cultured*
*wishes he could remember his GCSE French*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)
# translation
where is the shark?
there it is over there!
no, thats a dolphin
look there it is
the end
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Really?
Surely the second line is 'I have something something' though, pense I also thought meaning wait.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# found the actual translation file i fed into babelfish...
JAWS
(translated into French)

Where is the shark?

I thought I saw it over there.

No, that was a dolphin.

Look, there it is!

End

A film by coobeastie

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:24, archived)
# ha ha...
...datz funny!...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
[challenge entry] WMCA?
(Turangalila, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Yessss!
I adore this image as if it was my own bum!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness...

...to have someone fire off some knuckle children over him.

(schmecksville 's down at the bottom of your garden, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# The Shore wank redemption.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# The Sore-wank Redemption
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Ahahhahaa
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Hamshank Redemption?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# He's loving it!
Look at his little face.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# a better option than starring in that crap film in the first place.
fuck i hate that shitty movie.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:17, archived)

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