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[challenge entry] great moments
The colour grey was discovered
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:53, archived)
# uhhhhhh. . .
Am I missing something here?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:58, archived)
#
subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:00, archived)
# aah
i see now. i think.

changing of the board?
(PornDungeon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:13, archived)
# D'oohhhhh
subtle
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:18, archived)
# "Yuri, is everything set comrade?"

{edit:Now animated}
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:49, archived)
# Suited cunt


-*=Order the b3ta CD's here=*-
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:48, archived)
# nice
did you ever get the money back that went missing?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:50, archived)
# aye
it transpired that it was the banks fault.......they gave me back the cash

basts.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:52, archived)
# Hello b3tans


On a side note, I just bought Hitman 2 for PS2 today, it rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:47, archived)
# I know
him. He cooks as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:48, archived)
# Made with the finest ingredients

(PornDungeon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)
# that's freaking awesome
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:46, archived)
# thanks
:)
(PornDungeon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:47, archived)
# That is rather good.
And on that note, I'm off to do laundry and cleaning and get ready for tonight!
Byeeeeeeeeeeee
xxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:49, archived)
# I shall be
doing laundry tomorrow I think.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)
# Oh god,
what shall I wear tonight? Skirt and top, or jeans and shirt?
Strip club, 3 girls, 5 guys and one limo. Whaddayathink?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:32, archived)
# Nowt,
obviously :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:35, archived)
# Well obviously
'cept I'm not the one doing the stripping!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)
# a
bikini and beach ball?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)
# a broad smile (fake)
and marmalade
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)
# Er.....what kind of
strip clubs do you go to ;) Just kidding!

I want to look good but not slutty.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:37, archived)
# i've
led a deprived life and never been to one.. its cheaper in mancland to buy a slapper a bear than pay a tenner for a dance. there's plenty of kitkats up town of a weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:39, archived)
# bears are cheap?!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# yeah
i'll whore myself for a tenner and ive been told i resemble a bear :0
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:44, archived)
# Oh fucksocks
I forgot I have to bear in mind that I'm on crutches. Dammit!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:45, archived)
# i've
never been to a strip club... that was just the suggested dress code for me at my last job. boys! they hadn't bothered to define dress code for women, because they didn't really have any working there.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# LOL!
I've never been to a strip club either but it's a surprise for my friend's hubby's birthday. She has no idea what to wear too!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:41, archived)
# in case
the stripping gets a bit much, you might consider wearing a blindfold. or at least an eye patch. then at least you'd have an excuse to begin each sentence with "aaarrr!!"
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:45, archived)
# they wanted
you to dress like this?

seems impractical to me...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:08, archived)
# it was
difficult to reach the keyboard. but fun when they rolled me around the office.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:11, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:12, archived)
# little black dress
and a smile
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)
# I don't possess a little black dress
But i have a great smile!
Aren't dresses a bit too classy for strip clubs?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:43, archived)
# that's the point
you don't want to look like the girls who work at the club, or do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:50, archived)
# A Bikini
and hanky on your head with pink flip flops
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:37, archived)
# Can't I wear a string
vest with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:38, archived)
# string vest
with union jack shorts!
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# Actually.......somewhere in the spazz
is a pic of me wearing a vest that says "made in Hull"with the Union Jack, and wearing Union Jack knickers!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)
# Jeans & shirt
+ some .50 calibre sidearm...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:38, archived)
# I could do the jeans and shirt
but I'm very anti-gun...so the .50 calibre is a bit of a no-no.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:39, archived)
# Just a replica will be fine...
Girls with guns are cool!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)
# Do small arms come
in a .50 calibre? I thought that was a slightly powerful sniper type round.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:52, archived)
# chicks
with sniper rifles! now there's a thought ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)
# Sounds like something
new from publishers of niche porn!
Perhaps I shall fire up PSP...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:56, archived)
# if only
mathilda from leon weren't so young...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:58, archived)
# she isn't now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:03, archived)
# They do, like this fella:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:55, archived)
# Oh yeah
forgot about that one.
Long live Magnum Research and IMI!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:58, archived)
# I like this one

I think they use something like them in Halo...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:03, archived)
# That's a Barrets Light .50
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:06, archived)
# M82A1
Indeed by Barret.
Takes out an engine block at 1 mile.
As demonstrated by US Army in Bosnia.

(And is the only gun I can remember!)
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:16, archived)
# I know I'd be wearing a condom. . .
But by your possible choice of clothing, I assume you're female.

Maybe some pepper spray as an accessory?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:57, archived)
# Fight of the Century
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:15, archived)
# The one way
ticket is in the mail.

But woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:17, archived)
# What's the last thing you ate?
I just polished off one of these babies and am now coiffing down the obligatory european beer. My heartbeat is actually becoming more irregular as I type...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:59, archived)
# I last ate
smoked chicken in bbq sauce smothered in cheese with ham on top. And garlic mashed potatoes.
That was last night. I'm still in my pj's right now and have just started on a glass of wine (it's 11:32am)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)
# that food
sounds fab! Might have to temporarily sod the diet and get that down me neck :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:05, archived)
# It's yummy.
I love food - I just don't eat enough of it! LOL!
Just cook the chicken in bbq sauce, then 10 minutes before it's done add a slice of ham to the top and smother it in cheese...it all melts together deliciously.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:08, archived)
# drool!
Mind, we're having chicken fajitas for nosebag tonight; pity they're low fat ones! Oh well, I'll be chuffed with meself when me moobs have gone :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:09, archived)
# Diet....?
You a tad portly these days? ........ 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:09, archived)
# Not as portly
as the last time we were out for pintage, no!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:10, archived)
# So only 30 stone then...
Bwooo har har.... biddle dee dum tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:17, archived)
# not all of us have yer
metabolism, you get :) I'm doing well though.....pity I can't seem to cut right back on the bowze eh....mmm....nice brown bowze....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:22, archived)
# You want the nice black bowze
It's good for you apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:25, archived)
# I have a black bowze
I wear it for work, goes good with the black skirt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:28, archived)
# I was about to write a rather frightened reply...
...when I noticed it was you and not Witchy who replied to that one..
Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:34, archived)
# doesn't it
stain? :)

The problem I have with black bowze is it doesn't get me drunk. At all. Which is a bit of a pisser!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:34, archived)
# Then you need
Irn Bru WKD.... (boip)
Large bottles, natch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# Acksherly doin'
quite nicely on Pelforth, which is a french double malted brown ale that limbers across the tongue at 6.5%; pity I've only got 7 or 8 boxes left.....can't get it over here 'cos for some reason any beer we import from france immediately loses most of its strength 'cos the townie lagerheads can't hold their bowze and smash the place up.
or is that just the Bigg Market?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:55, archived)
# Drinking them thar lah dee dah wines an' that next
Dunno whether to go for a pint or two, or finish the current artwork...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:03, archived)
# Brought back 60 bottles of the la
di da wine too :) Only 50 left now....hehe.....where do I sign up for a liver transplant? If I lived in france I'd be dead in 10 years!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:04, archived)
# Yuss
The 400 miles to work and back each day would increase the chances of a fatal traffic accident no end...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:16, archived)
# A tin of mango slices
some mildly spiced poppadoms, a hot cross bun and some bananna juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:07, archived)
# Healthy
diet then.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:08, archived)
# nah,
contents of cupboard.

Tonight i'm having sage & onion stuffing on toast. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:09, archived)
# Bloody hell
you a student or something?
There's this store right - Tesco's - and they sell this stuff called f o o d.....
/sarcasm!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:11, archived)
# Yup, student I am
Broke student, unfortunatly. And I work for Tescos.
Oh the irony... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:15, archived)
# Sounds a little
risk free alright... 'lightly spiced' - Heheh.
Sorry :o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:10, archived)
# Couldn't get spice of doom flavour
and I can't be arsed to cook my chilli of death.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:16, archived)
#
Umbongo and a 6 pack of finger of fudge
(biggytitbo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:11, archived)
# I ate a pack
of Jaffa Cakes earlier with a big mug of tea - fab.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:13, archived)
# i'm eating
mature cheddar and red pepper sarnies. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:10, archived)
# Oooh!
That sounds good. Sometimes I put a tiny bit of chilli relish on my cheese sarnies.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:12, archived)
# They were good!
(note past tense)

Not tried the chilli idea. Will have to give it a go!

(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:18, archived)
# Well, the cheese sanwich
is a versatile beast - my favourite is coleslaw, cheese and crisps (cheese in the middle to prevent crisp soggyage)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:21, archived)
# Cheese sandwiches
with beetroot, onion and mayonaisse is pretty damned good.
As are cheese sandwiches with jam.... not as gross as it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:25, archived)
# Well, considering
I can't stand jam...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:34, archived)
# Just leave it lying
down then, and practice a bit more.

no, it's the one next to the gaberdine
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)
# I've just eaten a big juicy cheeseburger
with fries, but I forgot to get the garlic mayo with me from the kebab-pizza-hotdog-thing where I bought it....
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:11, archived)
# i ate
marmite on toast with sliced tomatoes on top
mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:17, archived)
# nothing yet
but I've polished off half a bottle of red wine, and am about to got out for a few drinks in Shepherd's Bush. Just been spazzing - some good stuff today!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:18, archived)
# I'm hungry now
tootles off to smoke another fag and drink more wine before deciding what to eat for breakfast/lunch/afternoon tea
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:19, archived)
# have some of this:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:25, archived)
# Erm
is that curry?
It looks like dog diaorrhea.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:26, archived)
# looks like
osso buco veal to me
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:28, archived)
# haha..
It's osso buco...
Have some of this then:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:29, archived)
# aha
grillbof bearnaise
ANyhoo, I can hear the pub calling. Bye all.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:30, archived)
# That looks yummy, but too much food.
I am having rice with tuna and spring onions and cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:30, archived)
# This is also good:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:33, archived)
# supa squizzel part 2

thanks to jiva
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:55, archived)
# That squirrel is too damn cute.
I would
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:56, archived)
# "I would"
hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:58, archived)
# Thanks babe
thats excelent. I like the fact that nearly all of my hummus gets re-used. Makes for a double hummus whammy.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] the oracle of balshevetti is largely unknown due to its propensity for
either proclaiming nonsensical predictions or just being plain rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:47, archived)
# LOL!
For some reason that made me think of the "magic 8 ball".

mmmm, someone should make a rude version of that
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:51, archived)
# what, like this?
Im making it into a web page too that you can add you own portents of gloom to :
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:53, archived)
# How about
"No Chance, you're too fucking ugly"
or
"Fuck off you fat cunt"

And the like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:54, archived)
# Its a pity its not done yet,
it should be, but smirny is helping me with the php and jave, and hes being a lazy get, any way, Im being told to get off my puta and leave the house, I reall really really am addicted.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:55, archived)
# woah alfie
it goes to fast or i read too slowly, either way...need to make it idiot proof
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:45, archived)
# That gets a
(MrMessiah, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:53, archived)
# hahaha!
spooky!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:56, archived)
# Anyone else want to donate to my jazz hands project?
oh go on. please.
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:41, archived)
# You can
use my wonderful front page anim :p
/modesty
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:45, archived)
# oh shit yeah
I'll get one taken in a jiffy and post during the break of Charmed.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:45, archived)
# cheers doods...
i'm off again now... bye chick a dees...
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:46, archived)
# here
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)
# Christ
it's a moose wearing a Christmas jumper. Now that is seriously scary!!!!!

nice hands by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:04, archived)
# You seem to be missing your obligatory comment
where's the "I would" ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:09, archived)
# I would
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:11, archived)
# Yeah,
probably.

especially with hands like that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:12, archived)
# OH GOOD LASS
These fingers know the score.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:26, archived)
# I've heard that
you get yellow spots on the fingers from.....
erm..
something!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:06, archived)
# Too much muggling ?
more than likely
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:09, archived)
# would make a good
pose of the week
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:48, archived)
# So what do you do when
for the last year your best friend is having the shit beaten out of her by her boyfriend, refuses to leave him "because she loves him" then calls you at 1am from a hotel because he kicked her out with nothing except just her pj's on?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:36, archived)
# I'm feeling unsympathetic here.
1) give HER a kicking for being fucking stupid
2) arrange for HIM to have a kicking for being a cnut.
Separate the 2 with a bargepole.

Simple :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:41, archived)
# This is one subject
That is really sad bu REALLY pisses me off

Why do these women fall for these twats when there are decent loving blokes out there (like me and others) who would love unconditionally without all this violence shit. She loves him ? can't possibly be true......I'm really sure she loves receiving a beating.

For advice however, you just have to take her under your wing and really make her listen this time.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:41, archived)
# It really pisses me off
because after my ex hit me once, I left him and she's like well done....yet she knows what he does to her, she's not happy and she will not leave because she's frightened of being 'alone'. She's 28, still lives with her parents - she has two wonderful friends (me and my other best friend) who are both there for her night and day. She's coming over this afternoon and i know she'll be back at his place tonight....
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:47, archived)
# Wank innit
just stress that there are decent people out there in the ether who are also afraid of being alone but DO NOT subject themselves to this sort of shit.

Point her in my direction or some other nice blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:50, archived)
# Getting someone to
kick shit out the boyfriend would seem ideal.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:41, archived)
# teach him a lesson he won't forget?
"solve problems with violence" - think he's learnt that one already.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:46, archived)
# I really am going out in a minute dude,
find yer files?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:48, archived)
# yep
did you want a specific length? Is it for new ones or some of the ones already done?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:53, archived)
# Im gonna clean up the existing first three that are a bit crap,
working on more, theyre dead easy so a good ongoing thing, what Id really like is theme music, as well as event sounds, but those will be per episode. Any ideas you have...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:54, archived)
# okay
will put thinking cap on.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:04, archived)
# I hate
to be serious on the board, but no funny aspect to that one! All i can say is use the situation to finally get her away from the a-hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:43, archived)
# Im sorry to hear it
some girls have it inbuilt and even if you get her away from him, she'll probably end up with someone equally cuntish. In the short term, help her by letting her stay with you for a while and then get her doing something productive. sorry. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:45, archived)
# Please don't apologise. this is stuff
that I know will happen - hell, I did the same thing myself. Left my ex hubby cos he beat the shit out of me, but as soon as the ex boyf did I left...so it is possible to learn.
I just worry about her and wish there was something I could do.
I didn't mean to bring the board down but I kind of wanted outsider advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:48, archived)
# no its all good,
not apologising for me saying anything, just for her situ. and yes, people change and learn, so theres hope, if youve been throught the same stuff, you'll be a bigger help than anyone else. :) big love to her from the nice guys in the world ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:50, archived)
# She needs a nice guy
Hell, so do I! Which reminds me....I'm seeing Dan next weekend.
He gave me shit for running away from my own insecurities and I know he's actually right.

Anwyay, as for my girlfriend...I've told her over and over that we have a spare room in the house and that she's always welcome to come live with us...saying that, she's very sheltered. Doesn't pay rent at her parents AND her parents bribe her to clean her room!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:53, archived)
# In that case you REALLY need
to get her away from her parents otherwise she's gonna be fucked up for the rest of her life. She's got that idea of 'love' off her folks - she probably doesn't love the twat at all but doesn't really know any different; nobody in their right mind would stay with some violent arsehole.................; maybe its a sense of 'adventure' for her. Completely different to the closeted home life she's got.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:02, archived)
# I wish life was that simple
Like I said, she doesn't pay rent, her parents smother love her and let her do what she wants, she knows how cushy she has it.
She can't live in "the real world" and sadly, it's very typically Californian.....:(
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:06, archived)
# what do they say to her
when she comes home with a black eye or summat?! "Oh never mind honey, how was the rest of your day?"
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:12, archived)
# if you gotta go, you better go now, go now
i can never understand women or to a lesser extent men that put up with anything like that. it is always easy to say just leave em though, but it is never *that* easy.... but leave em there's no excuse. and remember there are organisations out there for her to talk too if she wishes
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)
# I know what I'd do
But I can't tell you cos I'd get us into trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:10, archived)
# evening all...
how are we?
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:29, archived)
# wb
.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:30, archived)
# ta.
:)
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:32, archived)
# Evening (Oh hang on, it's still morning here) to
all you lovely b3tans. Some top stuff in the spazz today. Woot.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:33, archived)
# evenin' sah,
I'm calming down after spending a couple of hours this afternoon fitting the shower only for a single tiny drip to materialise from the fittings when I haven't got a 12mm hex key to sort it out......grrrr.....good job icklewitchy's got some spare vests that work nicely as drip-catchers till I can get to a plumbers merchant on monday.....bloody mira showers....mumble moan bitch gripe
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:36, archived)
# Woo to you
for actually fitting a shower you big piece of quivering manliness, you.

My day is just starting.....I get to do laundry and housecleaning...woo. Not.
But it's my friends hubby's b'day today so we hired a limo and as a surprise are taking him and his friends to a strip club tonight. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:40, archived)
# Not just fitting the shower,
I also built the wall it's on, installed the plumbing AND built the raised base round the shower tray - it's gonna be like your US style 'wet bathroom', but because the bathroom itself's so fuckin' big it can be an enclosure on its own :)
didn't do the tiles....can't tile to save me life....or plasterwork....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:08, archived)
# Ooooooohhhh
la di da di da!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:10, archived)
# Heh...
can't wallpaper either :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:13, archived)
# aggh nuts
just mere millimetres away from 100ft on that paper airplane simulator thing 99.9221 ft
*edit*Just done it with my next try! Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:42, archived)
# Cheers Tomsk the helpmeister
For some reason I didnt have an htaccess file in there, also beint the total tit I am.....I spelt the file name wrong as well.
That will teach me to be sober this time of day.


heres the link, its 12.5mb tho !
www.churchwards.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/stuff/hashmix.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:29, archived)
# hehe..
That's a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:55, archived)
# Kieren!
Are you here???
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:28, archived)
# wicky wick wild wild
the belair witch project...word
(steveyo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:26, archived)
# been playing with java
minimalist hangman clicky
i know it's buggy, but i'm lazy like that =)

okay, back to the drawing board. but can anyone see the _ _ _ _ _ -ey lines at least?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:26, archived)
# I can't get it to work :(
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:29, archived)
# fucksocks
in what way? does it crash or just sit there? there's a weird problem i can't quite figure out where you sometimes have to click on the applet before it gets focus
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:30, archived)
# just sits there
alas. i really wanted to draw "bobbins"
edit: i've tried clicking all over the shop
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:32, archived)
# do you get the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ lines?
try clicking on them and then typing. it's all my fault for not implementing a mouselistener

edit: oh
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:33, archived)
# yay!
hooray for java that's not entirely wank
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:37, archived)
# did you get it to work then?
or was that sarcasm?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:39, archived)
# it worked
not much fun playing meself mind
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:43, archived)
# you got the one above then?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:44, archived)
# i went straight into making my own one
got yours though
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:53, archived)
# it worked for me
though misleadingly it still displayed BOBBINS or GUBBINS or whatever the default word was. it works just fine. and i love that shade of mauve
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:46, archived)
# I get the prompt box,
stick 'furtive' in it, the screen goes pink then straight back to the prompt box with no hangman. Maybe they've all nicked off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:39, archived)
# the prompt box is supposed to have the applet above it
ho hum...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:40, archived)
# There WAS a grey
square above it, aye. So why the pink screen?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:41, archived)
# you only get the pink screen if you submit a different hangman
the grey square suggests it's not even loading. i wonder whether it's to do with my jdk version. i'll try compiling it with an older compiler...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:43, archived)
# ? I just saw him, he must be saving some poor unsuspecting creature.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:51, archived)
# he's
always ready to save someone's nuts
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:59, archived)
# there was a cat stuck in that tree
supersquirrel rescued it.
woo! just spotted the supercap, without that he's powerless
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:20, archived)
# hooray!
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:24, archived)
# i've got a woo for that!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:37, archived)
# Thank you all
I'm doing over time again for a move so it's nice to be apreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)
# Flammen-Kitten gets whats comming...
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:48, archived)
# somehow your
style is really unique! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:52, archived)
# cheers
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:08, archived)
# photoshopping kittens
is a surefire winner. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:29, archived)
# seems to be a bit of a
flamethrower theme going on here ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:31, archived)

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