it's better than his last couple of posts
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 13:18,
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mmm cleavage on a plane"There are more than one cleavage planes for it"
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 13:34,
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YESPELASESI WANTALL THEMTHINGS
(
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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don't we all god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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ROR
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 13:20,
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my mums japanese, my dads chineseand i am a fucked up chink
/primary school
(/primary school
connor,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 13:15,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Anagram Photoshops"){kind=small}
still hate this cunt
having said that, i shall be expecting a visit from anti-terror police. or possibly from MI5 to help me have a "heart attack", just like robin 'brokeneck mountain' cook...
fucking woolastoniteB3TA ARE NOT ADVERTISING BILLBOARD
PLEASE GENTLY FUCK OFF
(,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 13:37,
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PLEASE GENTLY FUCK OFF
as lovely as they ever are god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 13:12,
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repost it 7 timesas replies, i would
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 13:20,
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nothing better then a monkey throwing shit
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 13:07,
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I'm shit at anagrams
Neko = cat (in japanese)
Ellie Bytes is back... again,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:32,
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so it should be a cat mop, not a cat with a mop Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:49,
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SUPER KAWAII!!!! ^____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________^
Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:56,
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Ah fuckI can't believe you've done this.
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:33,
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the first thing that ran through my mind was:I should edit a vag onto that...
(,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:25,
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i'm surprised no-one has toaped it with 'proof!!' or something similarand posted it.
(,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:31,
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I figured as it's already photoshopped it would be ok...
ClanSoul,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:31,
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I didn't want to.It gives the illusion more people are replying.
*cries*
*clits wrists*
(*cries*
*clits wrists*
ClanSoul,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:20,
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*replies to make clansoul feel better*expects the favour to be returned
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:22,
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which pub and how many had you had?
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:24,
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St Mabyn Inn, and I don't drink.I was on coca cola all night :]
( ClanSoul,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:27,
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that's some surrealness right there...how many did you had?
also, with apologies to tribs: b3ta.com/board/9002932
and 'nings, every peep
(,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:25,
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also, with apologies to tribs: b3ta.com/board/9002932
and 'nings, every peep
Not at this point.It gets more CRAYZEEH as time progresses.
The next one's coming up in a few minutes.
*scanners*
(The next one's coming up in a few minutes.
*scanners*
ClanSoul,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:31,
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that is top banana that's what that isalthough i hate bananas, top pineapple i say!
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:27,
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but apparently make a blow job a whole lot fruitieri'm told
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:38,
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EWComics #37 - Xmas shopping
The funny thing is, this actually happened.
Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:01,
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i used to get that a lotbut having spent most of my working life in retail it's hardly suprising, never did any work though so they were partially right
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:10,
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I get this all the time when I go to mcdonalds in my clown suit mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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i thought that injunction was still currentsaw this yesterday, chuckled
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/man-gets-asbo-for-dressing-as-schoolgirl-1054432.html
(www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/man-gets-asbo-for-dressing-as-schoolgirl-1054432.html
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:17,
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hahaha!"On several occasions he also wore a knee-length laboratory coat and appeared to be wearing nothing underneath"
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:19,
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back at the palace, TV, 3 words
cfb
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:29,
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Arf!Nice to see you, to see you....
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:33,
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it's a joy to see you too god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:38,
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did anyone ever notice how anton dubecfrom strictly come danceing looks and sounds very like brucie,maybe hes his love child
(,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:41,
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hehehe!i think they do play on it a bit.
also, if the lovely rachael doesn't win this year there's no justice in the world.
(also, if the lovely rachael doesn't win this year there's no justice in the world.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:46,
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I would concur sir,if Austin Healey wasn't so damn good, and enjoyable to watch!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:50,
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he just hasn't got itlooks good, but lacks the real natural rythm of rachael and tom, he looks like he's actually trying, perhaps it's his pysique that hinders him, although i must admit his salsa was the best i've ever seen a bloke do on strictly, usually they look far, far to camp.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:54,
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Aye.I really really enjoyed his Pasa Doble too.
/stops talking for fear of sounding a little bit too gay ;)
(/stops talking for fear of sounding a little bit too gay ;)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:01,
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*points and shouts "GAAAAAY"*(again)
:)
(:)
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:03,
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hehehe!rachael's was better unfortunately suffered from having shit music, i do wish they'd stop doing that, all that middle of the road shit 'rock' appeals to no-one, gotan project ftw.
bbs.ogo.ru/%7Eeagle/albums/ververemixed-2/03._Sarah_Vaughan_-_Whatever_Lola_Wants_%28Gotan_Project_Remix%29.mp3
or
bbs.ogo.ru/~eagle/albums/gotan04/06._Una_Musica_Brutal.mp3
may not be passo
might i also add they're brilliant live.
(bbs.ogo.ru/%7Eeagle/albums/ververemixed-2/03._Sarah_Vaughan_-_Whatever_Lola_Wants_%28Gotan_Project_Remix%29.mp3
or
bbs.ogo.ru/~eagle/albums/gotan04/06._Una_Musica_Brutal.mp3
may not be passo
might i also add they're brilliant live.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:08,
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I'm a celebrity!edit : no umm merlin... i give up *clicks*
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:45,
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bloody hell !!!nice one sir
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:30,
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Y Fank U!I'm finally catching up on the series Heroes in an Xmas marathon of downloads. I just love Hiro, he's so cute! LOL!
Onto Series 2 then...
(Onto Series 2 then...
..wil,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:47,
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If you like Masi Oka in that,you will love him as Franklin in Scrubs :D
If you want the episode he was in, I would be more that happy to lead you in the right direction :)
(If you want the episode he was in, I would be more that happy to lead you in the right direction :)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:51,
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Aha! Yes, we know about that!He was in about 5 episodes wasn't he? Do you know which series it was?
( ..wil,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:58,
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Very nicely doneas always - *click*
( Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:54,
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Argh sorry that's making me feel ill :P*adblock*
Nicely, though, sir!
(Nicely, though, sir!
ClanSoul,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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THAT makes you feel ill enough to need to adblockand yet you have internet access!? :s
( ..wil,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:56,
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It certainly is*celebrates*
edit: and I have an icon, woo!
(edit: and I have an icon, woo!
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:24,
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Well, since it's so darn quiet, here's one of my drawings...
Click for bigger (164KB)
I started drawing on sandpaper about 6 or 7 years ago, in an effort to get better textural effects with feathers and fur. This Yellow Naped Amazon parrot was one of my first experiments.
If you're into drawing with pastels or coloured pencils, I implore you to get a hold of some nice fine sandpaper (400 grit or finer - 600 grit is best for me) and get drawing. It's sumptuous!
EDIT: It wouldn't accept the 1600 x 1200 image (over 500K), so this will have to do... I actually don't think the quality is worth a CFB, but see what you think.
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:06,
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"Pretty Polly"a CFB (say1600*1200 ) is usually appreciated for wallpapers for good images like this
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:17,
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Thanks for the hummus!Not sure how to edit the pic though with a CFB once it's already been posted...
I posted a small sized file on the host to keep the size down, and after I read your kind post, when I hit EDIT, I wasn't sure how to delete the current image and replace with a thumbnail with the 'CFB'...
(I posted a small sized file on the host to keep the size down, and after I read your kind post, when I hit EDIT, I wasn't sure how to delete the current image and replace with a thumbnail with the 'CFB'...
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:29,
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upload the big file and then just cut link bitie the www.b3tahosting.com/bigparrotpicture.jpg
that's a horseroll btw.
(,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:34,
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that's a horseroll btw.
OK, I gave it a shotThanks, k3b/-\ab
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:44,
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Wow, thanks!I feel all warm and fuzzy, now!
Enjoy!
(I may post more at slow times on the board, stay tuned)
(Enjoy!
(I may post more at slow times on the board, stay tuned)
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:38,
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just upload a bigger oneand stick a link in your original thread, use that little edit tab under your image, it's the easiest way to do it.
pic is superb btw, but don't you get through pastels a lot quicker using this technique, and the dust!!!
(pic is superb btw, but don't you get through pastels a lot quicker using this technique, and the dust!!!
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:34,
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Yes, you do tend to use a little more pastelBut because most of my work is A4 sized, it's not a huge hardship. I apply the fixative pretty frequently to prevent smudging, but dust does tend to build up if you don't vacuum it up every now and then.
Unfortunately, blowing the pics up to be huge doesn't necessarily look as good, as the whole texture thing tends to get a bit lost in the up-scale.
(Unfortunately, blowing the pics up to be huge doesn't necessarily look as good, as the whole texture thing tends to get a bit lost in the up-scale.
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:47,
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hehe.shame about the bigger one losing definition, but it still looks good, you have a promising career drawing on pavements outside a tube station ahead of you:)
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:51,
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Ha ha!Yeah, probably as far as my artistic career will go! Meh, it's all enjoyment anyway.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:39,
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(Blushes, smiles shyly) Thank you, Sir...And if it makes you feel any better, I've lost over 40% of my hearing as well (result of crap genetics, not from partying next to the Marshall amps at a respectable rock concert) and I have booked TWO ear trumpets... see below
Disclaimer: not my image, just love it for it's accuracy in this situation.
(Disclaimer: not my image, just love it for it's accuracy in this situation.
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:36,
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Nicely doneAlso, not deserving of its own thread...
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:19,
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nice one,is the motel still being added to?
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:39,
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You didn't put the sandpaper in your scanner did you!!!Nice pic
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:23,
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No, just took a photoBut as you can see, the texture makes for a not-quite-clear photograph.
I could probably tidy it up a bit in PS but that would be cheating ;)
(I could probably tidy it up a bit in PS but that would be cheating ;)
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:30,
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Thanks!It mostly stemmed from being flat broke and not being able to afford proper toothed pastel paper... sometimes being a tightarse works out OK.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:31,
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envelopes are the best drawing paperpeople keep sending you them all the time
( connor,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:05,
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I am going to go and buy some Irish cancer giving porkand maybe some infected beef as well
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:05,
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You should have mentioned that before I had breakfast.
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:18,
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It's in the new, your piggies are giving cancer out Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:29,
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Doodles aplenty this morning.
rocket powered Bumper Car
Click for bigger (80KB)
cor!now animate it transforming into robot mode :D
( mutster101 fell over,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:42,
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niceand a whingy tj:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567544/Top-100-living-geniuses.html
which retards picked that list?
(,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:44,
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www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567544/Top-100-living-geniuses.html
which retards picked that list?
It's obvious your not going to be on it as it clearly statesThe top 100 living geniuses was compiled by a panel of six experts in creativity and innovation from Creators Synectics, a global consultants firm:P
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:47,
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why would I be on it?but fuck me, what sort of list is it with matt i make shitty cartoons goering ahead of andrew wiles. What the fuck is Muhammad Ali doing on list? he was too thick for the american army.
And Bobby Fischer is fucking DEAD. DEAD!!! FOR CHRIST SAKE!!
(,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:50,
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And Bobby Fischer is fucking DEAD. DEAD!!! FOR CHRIST SAKE!!
He hasn't even got a grill!It's just done my a market research company to fill up a newspaper page. You can tell it's not done with any expertise They have James west in there on his work on the electrec mic. They obvioulsy think that makes the list look diverse and intelligent.
There are many types of mic. If you compare his contribution to music with someone like Dave Smith who created MIDI it's nothing!
(There are many types of mic. If you compare his contribution to music with someone like Dave Smith who created MIDI it's nothing!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:52,
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It's hard toYou're always outraged.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:58,
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Yes but that's called sleeping. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:01,
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bad ideaDear k3b/-\b,
Thanks awfully, outrage helps us sell papers.
Lots of love,
The Times x x x
(Thanks awfully, outrage helps us sell papers.
Lots of love,
The Times x x x
mutster101 fell over,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:17,
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I had you more down as a Daily Mail person:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:31,
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i dunno how to say thisbut you're crap at anagrams
( mutster101 fell over,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:15,
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I dunno how to say thisMllnlgmlng ptto ptto!!!! mgmlglnglmglnglmglnglgm
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:27,
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The second M is silent. hth :) i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:34,
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of course it's silent!I didn't pronounce it
because it is silent!
HAH!
O_o
(because it is silent!
HAH!
O_o
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:42,
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My work here is done :) i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:52,
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On the upside Fred Sanger is at 5.However, Rupert Murdoch is at 20, while Harold Pinter is at 31.
Hmmm.
edit: However, he was a FUCKING BIOCHEMIST you idiots, not just a chemist.
(Hmmm.
edit: However, he was a FUCKING BIOCHEMIST you idiots, not just a chemist.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:31,
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Albert Hoffman is joint 1st and he's dead.
finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:26,
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Haha"Each genius was then awarded scores out of ten against criteria which included: paradigm shifting..."
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:57,
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And Jon de Mol, creator of Big Brother and Deal or no Deal into equal 49th. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:41,
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What the fuck is Osama bin Laden doing on that list?In the Telegraph, no less... :)
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:39,
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That's lovely:)'ningles b3ta. God there are some idiots in the world. Has two guests sneak out with out paying. I'd even said I'd give them a discount when they arrived. They booked online so I had their card details so they ended up paying £115 instead of £90.:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:45,
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if they did a runnerdo you have any guarantee that they used their own credit card details?
( finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:31,
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You have a point there
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:40,
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YesThey have to product a passport to check in. It was the same name on the card and passort.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:15,
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perhaps they changed their name by depoleto match the credit cards then had new pasports made in a forge.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:42,
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Or someone lost their wallet with their credit cards and passport in it"deed poll"
(
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:04,
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Looks like it's underwater possibly in a sewer ductvery nice deserves a woo.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:39,
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NO BUMPING(I've never understood that - what's the point of bumper cars without bumping into each other? :( )
That's luvverly tho
(That's luvverly tho
Peregr1n @peregr1n,
Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:57,
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