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# 1st use of pen tool
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Has he a lobster claw?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# probably
definitely
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Even if he hasn't
it is woo anyway :)

If he has, have a woo yay :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# its nice
Isnt it Dracula
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Whoooooo
I used to have something very similar painted on a bikers jacket many moons ago...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Nice.



(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Good evening all!
Today, I have been mostly watching Quantum of Solace, whilst playing with Lego. And keeping track of Charlton losing yet again.

What have you been doing?



Is this compoable?

Mod Lego
Lego Man in Lego
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Yay it's a monkey ;)
Very good Che btw.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Arf!
When I finished it, and I was looking at it, I though, hmmm, that really does look like something from Planet of the Apes :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Charlton???
If only I knew this last week!!!
You know last week when you lost 4-1 to the Owls!

Nice Lego-ing.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# *puts on ignore*
;) You lot last week, and the shitter ones this week :(
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I was hoping you would have wupped their asses!!

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# You're not the only one Stanbo!
However, looking on the bright side, at least we didn't get knocked out by a lower ranked team as we usually do :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# And as we always do!!
Anyways Ssshh! Footy on b3ta! We'll be shunned!!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I am safe in the knowledge
that nothing Charlton have done at all this season can be referred to as football ;)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha!



(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)
# hahaha, you support shit
woo sie
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Well you say that,
but let's be honest here. Blackburn, whilst in a higher league, granted, are a bunch of cunts! ;)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# yep, always have been and always will be :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# More to the point,
at least I have no choice in supporting Charlton as they are my local team, where as you, ya nancy boy, chose Blackburn ;)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Like I was going to support that load of shit bags, Oxford utd or Reading
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# my poor poor addicks :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
still it will help us concentrate on the league, lol :((((((((((((((((
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# What makes it worse,
is that it was apparently another game we should have won. We were denied a stone wall penalty by all accounts :(

Also, for your benefit, you can assume that is Killer and not Che ;)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Legotastic !
totally compoable
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Completely unshopped
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# TEFAL!!!!!
Woo.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# lully, bring on the happy leeches!
or perhaps the leeches would be too big :/
www.b3tards.com/u/9897cb87f61e8816c182/leaches6.jpg
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# You must enter a subject


Well, I'm not entering this one.

Edit: dear Christ! I forgot to shop out Telly's spec frame on his eyebrow. Shall I do it now? That is correct.

Edit Edit: I shall 'do' Uma instead -

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Wouldn't have noticed unless you said...
I have one of these stuck to my car's window
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# dunno - really dunno!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# That really looks like..
Actual mixed-art media
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# too kind
just tattyslop :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# *throws balls into mouth*
*Wins a goldfish*

Woo
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# alright guv'nor
youll need food and a bowl and water and more fish and plant and a pond and your drive tarmacked and you silver polished....
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# heather from eastenders
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# if i watched that
then i'd know! :D

hows the photo editing going??
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# my patients went out, so I have given up
youtube her, you see the likeness :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Iggy, of swifcover fame
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# fab! :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# wow
thats great! :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# nice
I likes
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# *buys time off Iggy*
*regrets purchase*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Still trying to get head around Vector/Digital Art


Click for bigger (355 kb)


Sauce here AnG3lu5.deviantart.com/art/Mister-Stick-09-109245306

hopefully learned from previous critique


















p.s. My wife is starting to think I must be having an affair
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Why? Do you keep coming home stinking of perfume and smeared in lipstick and cheap liqour
Woo to the pic though
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Been spending far too long on these pics...
she hasnt noticed my Stash of "Stephen Fry" stuff under the bed tho`
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)
# omg tits
O_O
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Yep big shock
Females have them
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)
# that's the whole point!
I thought tits were only an attribute of squirrels!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Dont say that.....
Jamnog might hear.....
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Cool :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# its nice
it looks a bit cutout filterish :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Mmmmmm almost....
I played with it in Photoshop to touch it up

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# its good
weird my message got changed - i'll try again.....


if your using the magic wand to pic out bits try using select - Modify - Smooth :D

what is quite cool is if you use cutout filter it to get the shapes - then use the magic wand tool you can pic out the shapes, then smooth it and transform it into a selection - right clicking on the selection with magic wand :D

then in the adjustment layers choose new solid colour and this will effectively give you a vector.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Was using those tricks while putting together
mostly concentrating on blending options
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# personally i think the pen tool
is king! :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I will keep this in mind, i`m new to drawing in FotoChops
I usually use it to edit my porn
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# First thought : That's good
Second thought : what if I grafted those hands onto her face to look like Dr. Zoidberg or a cute pink Cthulhu.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# First: it would probably look quite cool
Second.... I`ll probably be found floating face down in a river somewhere 24 hours from now..... ;D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I sent you flowers, you wanted chocolates instead
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# *CLICKS*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# omgfiltaz!
:-p
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# pfft :-)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Most excellent!
Have a woo Mofa
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Oh stop using filters you noob!
:D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# this is not a glove son
this is not a glove son
this is not a glove son
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# That's utterly Rotten!
*click*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# This is WOOOOO!!!!!!
Have a click and a Like!!!!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Brilliant.
Even by your ludicrously high standards.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# and
its not even PIL time woo
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Another f'ing terror girl

Sorry, but I am bored!


















(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# This post is over 500k big
thats too big
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Lol swollen
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# ....
Oh ffs We don't go a big deal on photos of corpses much either.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Are they corpses or having fallen asleep from eating too much jam *ponders*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# on reflection
they could have been given a burst with the "jam cannon"
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Needs more watermelons :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Yay I like this future of weaponry!
Perhaps a custard bomb?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Yep, we have that one covered as well....
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)
# haha
"Is that a custard thrusta in your pocket or have you got a hard on?"
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Any form of mayo weaponry?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Not yet...
But science never sleeps
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Mayo Mine?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# But we can do....
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# :D
ketchup?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Only if you are in the blast radius
:)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Also good!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Nicely shopped
woo
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# shame about the shit optimisation
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# that's cos am a lazy kant
troo say
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# what?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# agreed
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# damn terrrrists
give em the CHAIR
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# TOM YORK KID GOT AN GUN LOLZ
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheryl Tweedy
Cherly_Tweedy_Skwirrel

as is normal for me I have completely got the compo entry wrong
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# haha phwoar
whats the sauce for this?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# apple!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# That is not the sauce I was looking for
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# you can go about your business
move along, move along.
*waves hand*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Buckle up . . . butter cups !
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Hello KITTY !!
erm squirly ... nice public region
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# he's really extending the gendre of squirrel pron innit
:D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Sorry...had too....
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# oh god
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I never seem to please you!


;)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Thats cos you owe me a pint :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Erm..Oh Yeah!


(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# You're utterly conkers
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Oh dear not that Hoary Ol' Chestnut again ;)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Tried roasting it on an open fire ?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# sweet fucking zombie jesus......
ahh, fuck it, have a *cleek*

:D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I see child stars....
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Sandi Toksvig?

only joking..pay it forward was a great film
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# If this gets made, I want a royalty
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# You are truely a talented individual.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# What are those pyramid things behind you?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# I'm much prettier
Dear Lord, man, that's not me. They're probably portals to another dimension. For ants.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# portals for ants?
pants?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# going by the look of him
I would say they are special awards for special people
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# THERE'S NOTHING FOR YOU HERE
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Excellent Supplier - would be supplied from again A++++++++++++++
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# That .. Beyonce. has let herself go..still would
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# TJ
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# If only we had a board for such a thing!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# It's Davina McCall
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
#

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
oh god..
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Well, it was inspired by your lovely drawing
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# :)
always glad to help with the insanity :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# hahahahahah
I really like that series tho
The canadian chick is lully
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Let's go to the mall.
TODAY
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# as long as we suit up
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Wanna slap bet on it?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# no
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Grinch.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# hahahaha
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaahahaha
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# He did so well to lose the weight...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Hahaha
You need to compo that for last week's one:P
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# yeah i'll pass on that one
bypass, if you will.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Apparently, the Desman is a real animal...
And Face wanted me to draw one.



Click for bigger (269 kb)


There you go.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# IS that a pokeymons?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# 'Fraid not
I'm presuming it's a real animal. It could resemble a Psyduck though...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Its got an oddly small beak
But its nicely drawns
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# It's mean to be some trunky snout thing;
But the nostrils arn't showing up here.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# woosome
though your cfb is redexing
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Yes;
He does like to redex a lot. I think teh file size is slightly hoooge.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I really like this :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# *investigates*
A freshwater mole! There is such a thing!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Oh, that's fantastic!
Haha, I am seriously indebted to you for this ^_^
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Ha! Looks like an Echidna
Or spiny anteater to the non-Aussies.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 3:25, archived)
# I though that at first;
But they don't have spikey quils, just smooth matted fur.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# It's been aaages
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha yes
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha
I always find peeps worryingly ungreatful when I save the word too.
At least it's not another caricature post for the crappy compo that is in no way a caricature!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# saving the world? pah.
just another day at the office.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I saved your office too!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# That's kinda special
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# heh
:D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Superb
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Probably a better film...


(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Also yays. Stephen Fry is resurecting DNA's Last Time To See!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# he did a radio series I think a couple of years back
either that or its the second tv series he's done

*EDIT - my mistake, its still the first series, its just that they started making it in 2007
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Well it's coming out soon on BBC2:)
If anyone could carry on the torch Mr Fry can:)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I would let Stephen Fry do anything to me, he is god
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Who wouldn't
but he'd probably end up just making you a stunning cup of tea and some quite interesting conversation.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# and the problem is
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Damn Suring.....
I hear him every weekday morning doing Pocoyo
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I met DNA when he was promoting the book for Last Chance To See
Great guy. Sadly missed.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Heh
:)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Nicely!~
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)

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