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[challenge entry] I don't think Rain Man on Wire would quite have worked
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Me likey
Am looking forward to Ironman 2 next year
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Watched the first one again the other day
still awesome.

I thought it was better than dark Knight, which was also awesome, but not as awesome as Iron man

awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Ironman was more enjoyable
Dark Knight was more... moody.

(I fucking refuse to use the word "dark" in reference to the tone of a film. Each article about Harry Potter since film 2 has had the line "It's definitely darker than the last one". FUCK YOU! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!? DID YOU FORGET TO PAY THE LECCY BILL FOR THE LIGHTS?!)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ^ all of this
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
# i dunno
surely his shuffling gait means he'd have great balance :)

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
#


Clonk fir burger
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Self-parody now is it?
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# In the words of my "good" friend
"Your entire life is a sit-com at your own expense, and you don't even realise it, do you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# ooooo eerie
i like


i wish it would stop fucking pissing raining here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Cheers.
I like rain. When it's warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# that's not rain
that's just someone pissing on you from above.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# But they told me it was raining!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Why is it never raining in your pictures?
You have talent up the wahoosie my friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# That's jolly kind of you, madam.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I'm a jolly kind kinda person
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# why is it always stopping raining in your pictures?
Fab as always, Sir.

In other news, why is this so obscure? Is it just a gayshift thing?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I have never tried to understand the gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I know thats B@T, cos we have the poster in our front room
but I've never seen Gilda, so it's lost on me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I really like this particular one

it looks drawn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)
# spiffing!
nice graffiti-tag too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Cheers!
I wasn't too keen on the tag, but then I discovered I'd only brought the .jpg to work with me instead of the .tff, so just loaded it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# it's cool :)
it looks as though it's carved or melted into the door :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of the Ruling Class. Especially since I rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# BIG AMERICAN PARTY!
Bear driving car! How can that be?!


Car full of midgets!


Oh yeah, that was the Clerks animated series. Ah well. Woo sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I'm not even supposed to be here today
Also woo to country and western lyric sigs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
# \o/
What would Jimmy Buffett do?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# That's begging to be put on a TShirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# hell yeah, sadly zazzle won't let me because it infringes copyright or something :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Copyright is theft
or is it property? Either way, ARNARCHY! We want to print what we want on Tshirts, when we want!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
# You hate people!
But, I love gatherings, isn't it ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Hey you! get back here!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BERSERKER
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK
BERSERKER
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Tonight, we're gonna rip off this fucker's head, and take out his fucking soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I hate guys... I LOVE WOMEN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I always thought he said "would you like some eggy fuck"...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Seams ok to me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I likey!
It really ties the board together

I'll leave this 'un here



cinezombis.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/brain_eaters_poster_01.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)
# A chinaman peed on my rug!
EDIT: Terrific poster :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature

it's a wog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)
# You're out of your fucking element Donny!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)
# The chinaman is not the issue here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Fucking nihilists, man
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Let me tell you something, pendejo.
You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
# 8-year-olds, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
# LENIN, DONNY.
VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)
# 2000 years of beautiful history from Moses to Sandy Kofax and you say I'm living in the past? You're goddamn right, I'm living in the past!
*Best. Thread. Ever!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)
# *waits for Riverghost to show up with a handgun, flipping out about the rules*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Your damn sig makes me sing that Bill Bailey song all day long!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# They mock me with their merry laugher, ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hahahaha
one of my fave lines
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# mine too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# He's a nihilist
Far out, that must be exhausting
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# He treats objects as women, maan!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# LIFE DOES NOT STOP AND START AT YOUR CONVENIENCE
YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)
# hahahahahha! Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Top work
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
# You are so random
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
# why, thank you
I try
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# hahahahah, brill 'sushi :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Thank Stevie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Arf!
:)

Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)
# nings Medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I hope you're having a splendid morning

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)
# well it's dull and overcast, I'm at work, and I forgot my lunch, but I'm still in high spirits :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)
# That's the spirit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
# In 1429, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre
invented Spoons.

"I am shit at the guitar and the piano, so I invented the spoons so I had an instrument I could play. Next time, I will tell you about the time I invented television aerials...." said the psychotic dutchman.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I remember that one

It was right before I invented soup. Music and food were never before in such harmony.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Yeah, I know the year started well,
and you really did some good work, but let us not forget that later on in the year things really took a turn for the worse.

A fatal turn....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)
# mark it zero!
you thieving cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)
# :D
You do realise sir, that it is 4 o'clock in the morning and you really should be in bed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# shit
i'm listening to metal and can't be arsed with sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
# It's a fucking league match, Dude
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# MARK IT ZERO!
*pulls gun*
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)
#
imgur.com/G7GzY.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?!??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Fucking hell
Cockweasle, you're on borrowed time my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
# That's beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# b&
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Excellent
Like a creepy version of the already creepy Mark Ryden
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Thank you Miss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
# hehe
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
# obviously you're not a golfer...
this is ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
# This has The Dude in it
Therefore it wins

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I love the Daily Mail


Click for bigger (206 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha! I saw it was in the metro this morning as well... It's all getting a bit silly now...

sorry for teh TJ , I thought I'd create a scouttrooper/bikerscout icon, as there is already a Stormtrooper one...



and ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:53, archived)
# That is fucking ace.
I'll donate again just to get one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# DON'T PANIC!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] This is actually a converted pea roast from last year

but I think it works!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:43, archived)
# I did a different take on the same film :)
b3ta.com/board/9587085

woo und ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)
# someone spat the dummy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] My First Post :P! Because The almighty Cheese Commands Me To...
(sir_ch33s3ington Think NOTHING of it! (>º_º)>, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheesefinger

Click to embiggen. (pops)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:40, archived)
# This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
# cheers
randall
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:21, archived)
# Bah
Your site is blocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)
# You better fill out a minority report
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:50, archived)
# Don't tease me!
Someone put it on b3tards so I can justify clicking it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:02, archived)
# Bad Horsey's image, rehosted
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_STRING, expecting ',' or ';' in /homepages/44/d263279803/htdocs/antonuzzo_wp/index.php on line 40
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:55, archived)
# Error retrieving cock.dll from bumpod.sys
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:02, archived)
# I can see it.
"I see dead posts..."

We had the most awesoe storm I've seen last night. There was lightning at least once a second and often a lot quicker than that. It was like a shitty 90s rave, but the soundtrack was 'ruuuummmmbbbblllllRRRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Same here.
It was fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:02, archived)
# Shit it
I slept through it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:03, archived)
# Loser ;)
Here's a recap of what it was like for you:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jRToyQD_94&feature=fvsr
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Cool
Got some nice clips a few weeks ago





(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Oh, it was marvellous....
I stood at my back door for an hour, just... watching...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
# LOL!
Effnics!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:02, archived)
[challenge entry] On a roll now!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Sickening
racism
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:44, archived)
# forum banter?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:54, archived)
# NONCE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:19, archived)
# A word with many meanings!
which one?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:30, archived)
# the second one
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:44, archived)
# I thought it was the first.
How wrong was I?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:51, archived)
#
1971 S. HOUGHTON Current Prison Slang (MS) 8 Nonse, sexual offender against children, pariahs in prison. 1975 Time Out 3 Jan. 7/1 What he told Seven Days about his experiences as a sex offender in prison raises a number of urgent questions on the subject of treatment and attitudes to ‘nonces’, the term used for them by other prisoners. 1984 Police Rev. 18 May 975/3 Nonce, prison term for a child molester. The very bottom of the prison pecking order, the ‘nonce’ is usually segregated from ordinary prisoners at all times for his own protection. Originally derived from ‘nancy-boy’. 1994 I. WELSH Acid House 8, I couldn't have done anything like that though, Jock, not to a little kiddie, that would make me no better than that fucking beast, that fucking nonce slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:55, archived)
# derived from 'nancy-boy'?
I always thought it stood for "Not On Normal Criminal Excercise", because they had to excercise at different times to the other inmates, lest they get their heads stomped in.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Nuclear Orbital Naked Children Explorer
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&S
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:07, archived)
# platyin with my bum
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:23, archived)
# ALL NIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:26, archived)
# IN BED!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:38, archived)
# MAKING LOVEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:39, archived)
# WITH YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:40, archived)
# SO ROOOOOOOOMAAAAAAANNNNNNNNTIIIIIIIIIIC
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:47, archived)
# I'd love to this guy connected to a Van De Graaf generator
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(REVOL needs a bagel, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Top
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:07, archived)
# hahah
*clicKs*
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:26, archived)
# lolawesome!
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:27, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:28, archived)
# NING BOARD!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Ace!
I was going to do 17 Again, and change it to Big.
But I figured that kind of subtle satire would go over everyone's head
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:18, archived)
# SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] This would have been Great!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:49, archived)
# man, it's too long since I saw that
VHS, probably in the 80s

another one to re-watch..!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:57, archived)
# They used to show it on non-commercial TV stations here every once in a while.
about the same time they started showing Monty Python re-runs in the mid 1970s.
Went over a lot of folk's heads...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:09, archived)
# according to imdb
that's precisely how it was originally advertised:

www.imdb.com/title/tt0064074/taglines
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Did William Faulkner script this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:21, archived)
# NO. RONALD REAGAN
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:27, archived)
# BOTH ARE COOKIE MONSTERS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:30, archived)
# AMERIKA IS EVIL
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:33, archived)
# AMERICA IS WUNDERBAR
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w9EksAo5hY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:58, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re0nu9UtEY8
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:11, archived)
# too many mother uckers, uckin' with mah shiii.
 
I'm hoping the Conchords sweep the Emmys, six nominations, nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:27, archived)
# Conchords, FTW
inna. inna city.. inna city pressha!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:34, archived)
# IS THAT WHAT YOU'D WANT TO DO?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0

I often think of this one
C - Am
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:39, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:48, archived)
# oh, and speaking of tripping balls
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LLRk3_nogo

go Brett
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:55, archived)
# haha
(O_O)

(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:59, archived)
# CAN I COME TO YOUR PARTY? NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:12, archived)
# i'm just going to go to the toilet
then g'night, squire
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:28, archived)
# I should give him a name.
Harold or Herbert seem to be appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:29, archived)
# Pockyman!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:38, archived)
# How about just, Pocky?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:40, archived)
# I think Duke of Prunes named him ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:45, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:50, archived)
# I'm having trouble picking which poster this is
but how awesome is this

www.imdb.com/media/rm1918736640/tt0071487
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:53, archived)
# That film would've been cool.
The only French actor in that cast I recognise, is Jean Rochefort www.imdb.com/name/nm0734000/
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:56, archived)
# La charme discrete de la bourgoisie
Fucked-up film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:59, archived)
# OUI OUI
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:10, archived)
# Ah oui, c'est fantastique!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Another obscure one
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:20, archived)
# I still can remember everybody freaking out
when that film was shown to my art history class!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:32, archived)
# ahhhhahh mine too
 
fucking pussies
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:32, archived)
# mmm fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:37, archived)
# AAAGGGHHHH FUCK
 
that is giving me flashbacks
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:40, archived)
# glad i missed that party, then
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:44, archived)
# yeah I made a pumpkin pasta sauce for my parents while I was tripping balls
I could swear it was breathing, and a couple of times it tried to get out of the pot

BUT THAT WAS MANY YEARS AGO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:45, archived)
# last week?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:00, archived)
# 1995
 
the acid, while weak by 1960s standards, was at least plentiful
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Good times
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:15, archived)
# mostly, yes.
 
mostly..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:28, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhah
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Awww...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:43, archived)
# HALLO LADIES
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Who's the sniffer?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:44, archived)
# I have no idea.
I did a google image search for "ugly man" and his face came up everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:53, archived)
# SNIFF!
SNIFF THOSE PIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:45, archived)
# mmmmmm, pie
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:45, archived)
# WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Unlikely concept
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)
# ahhhahhhah
 
I'm looking forward to Bruno
it opened here last week, probably go next Tuesday

I have not seen Juno but I heard it was horrible
www.joescaramanga.co.uk/blog/?p=29
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:29, archived)
# I saw Bruno last Monday
It wasn't bad
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I think I will like it
 
Borat was a riot
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Saw Borat - liked a lot of it
However, audience & critical reaction to Bruno here in Merika was pretty bad. I will wait for DVD.

The movie up next for me is thehurtlocker-movie.com/ - I have always liked UXB kind of films and TV and this one is supposed to great.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:01, archived)
# hurt locker=ace
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Just saw it!
Maybe one of the best war films ever (or at least in recent times) - good story, characters, tension, got just a bit off track at times towards illogical, but fitting in to the mindset of the lead actor - but no Rambo bullshit. From what I learned in the US Navy (ordinance specialist for 4 years, but nowhere near this level of UXB skills - it felt technically correct.

Go see it!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 3:28, archived)
# our annual international film festival is on at the moment
 
the only two I saw were "Thirst" (Park Chan-Wook) and "Drag Me To Hell" (Raimi)

the first was superlative, the latter better than expected
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:13, archived)
# One of my mates has seen it and was very disappointed
I'm planning on downloading it as soon as the torrent sites stop posting fake versions
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:01, archived)
# fakes?
 
what are the fakes?

I know very little about torrents
except the copy of "No Country For Old Men" we saw was in black and white, hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:14, archived)
# Some people like to upload fake torrents for shits and giggles
it's like trolling 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:42, archived)
# but what are they?
 
kitten movies, or nasty porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:25, archived)
# They can be anything.
When I tried downloading Watchmen just after it came out, someone had uploaded Home Alone as Watchmen. It wasn't all bad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)
# wasn't bad?
certainly didn't surprise me but i thought it was pretty godawful.
the funniest parts were definitely better than the best parts of borat, but i wouldn't go rushing to see it again until it's on dvd and i can skip through.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 7:03, archived)
# haha
This wasn't on Funkyzeit
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:35, archived)
# It was just a big misunderstanding!

original
First post of the year and maybe i now understand why...
(REVOL needs a bagel, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Roman Lemmings?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Roaming Lemons?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Just roman lemons
(REVOL needs a bagel, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:12, archived)
# This is just stupid
So here is the news:

Thanks Rap'
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)
# IT'S ALL GOOD NEWS TONIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Apollo 11 Moon Landing Footage Enhanced Hollywood Style
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Needs more lensflare.
Although that's Starwars, so better make it smudgepots.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)
# IT HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)
# xenu to the rescue

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)
# I WANT TO BELIEVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:55, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:58, archived)
# WHAT IS THE PINK STUFF COMING OUT OF ITS ARSE?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Tom Cruise.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:01, archived)
# You need to be
an operating thetan to ask questions like that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)
# creepily enough
I just got a scientology flash banner on some lyrics website

YOU ARE NOT YOUR PAST, YOUR FAILURE OR YOUR FEARS
GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:42, archived)
# FLEE MORTALS! SPACEBABBY HAS AWOKEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:59, archived)
# *FEARS THE SPACE BABBY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:01, archived)

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