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thsi compo has inspird me
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elbow ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:22,
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I hear thunder!
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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:31,
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elbow ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:49,
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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:09,
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elbow ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:19,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:31,
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exactly
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elbow ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:36,
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GOTTLE O' GEAR
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:04,
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Funny, I just made this blue haired b&ing.
I just made this blue haired b&ing.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:08,
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ahhhahhhha glorious
WHO'S WITH ME?!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:11,
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PIKA-PIKA THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:14,
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Hahaha
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:35,
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Ha ha!
Those kerazy Japanese!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:09,
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Urghh!!
She is OBVIOUSLY Malaysian**. When will you Europeans get it RIGHT!?!?** I have no idea what nationality she is
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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:14,
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U.S. born
found her etsy page while looking for something else earlier and thence the blogblog.shrinkle.com/
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:21,
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WHAT
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gronkpan ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:14,
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They're dummies.. DUMMY!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:22,
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Whilst not rilly a challenge entry
have this... And a goodnight!
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Wheatabeat The hoi polloi ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:46,
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top film
appalling pun :)
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:51,
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tour de force from old Kingsley there
MAN CAN ACT
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:04,
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Groan, spang, etc :)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:55,
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It's late.
There's probably no-one looking.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:28,
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HERE'S THE STORY
OF A MAN NAMED BRADY WHO WAS BUSY WITH THREE BOYS OF HIS OWN..
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:34,
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I'M LOOKING!
THAT'S NOT STRICTLY WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF THE COMPO: IAN BRADY IS NOT A FILM!!!! OMG WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND?!?!? THIS IS A SHIT COMPO!!!! ;)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:34,
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Thanks Professor Pedant.
I feel awful now that I know I've BROKEN THE RULES!
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:41,
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YEAH, SO YOU SHOULD!
I DON'T KNOW, THIS PLACE HAS REALLY GONE TO THE DOGS, I'M NEVER COMING BACK EVER!!!!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:54,
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SRSLY, THIS IS MY LAST POST EVER!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:55,
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Bye.
Don't forget to turn off capslock before you go.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:55,
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CAPS LOCK IS FOR THE WEAK
HOLD THOSE PINKIES HIGH
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:05,
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HAH, YEAH,
I'M USING SHIFT SO THERE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!(this post may contain lies)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:08,
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I like your dumbo one
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:57,
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"Here's the story, of a violent lady" "Who was burying three very lovely girls"
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:36,
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Yer mother sacks cooks in Hull.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:36,
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god is looking
and has decided you're a bad, bad person
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:40,
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I didn't lol.
But your still getting a one way ticket to hell.
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Peter_G ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:16,
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BEN-BAT-HUR-MAN
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:11,
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TO THE BATCHARIOT!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:14,
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I had a tophat, umbrella and beak for the third crashed chariot, but it looked like ass.
Should have made them joker henchmen now that I think of it.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:34,
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GET THEM, BOYS!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:46,
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HOLY TWIRLING HUBCAP MACHETES BEN-BAT-HUR-MAN
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:23,
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Likely, in this makeover, it squirts acid from the flower finial on the chariot's side.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:32,
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Kudos for use of the word 'finial'.
Raises the tone somewhat. The tone is still near the bottom of the swamp, but hey, every little helps.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:39,
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You'll believe an elephant can fly....
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:04,
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Elephant can't fly innit, it doesn't have a topology that would represent a reasonable aerofoil and it certainly can't generate an electromagnetic effect that would obviate the effect of it's mass in any particular gravity well innit.
I say, elephant! give up your dream of flight! it's mental!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:06,
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Much like bees.
Apparently they can't fly either.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:07,
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SCIENCE!
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:08,
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I believe that an acceptable answer to that puzzle has recently (a year or so ago) been reached.
We can in fact use the methods of science to understand our universe!
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:51,
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That will no doubt be a relief for all the bees.
Isn't it also about a year since they all started to die? Coincidence?
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:01,
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excellent
I have only seen The Elephant Man once, I think it would bear some further viewing
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:35,
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And we have a winner!
Proper make-light-of-the-unfortunate LOLZ! :)
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:54,
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Confiscate their phones, that'll teach 'em*
*to steal phones
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:41,
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I was up all last night doing something productive.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:45,
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please tell me you didn't smear all of your shit on a cow
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:46,
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No
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:47,
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why? what's wrong with you
man I don't understand why is there nobody smearing their own excrement on cows these days. it makes no sense.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:50,
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Because it's vile, Discomeats. Vile.
How dare you bring it up YOU SICKEN ME DISCOMEATS
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:52,
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oh
so you won't be wanting that crate of vaselene after all no matter, I'm sure that I can find something to SMEAR IT ALL OVER *runs off crying*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:55,
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No, Discomeats. I still want the vaselene.
aahhhuuu
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:57,
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ah cool
it's just it's the middle of summer and I'm scared having that much potential napalm under the toilet.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:58,
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I like it when my willy is burning so I put it in the vaseline with fire on the vaseline and it's good*
*I will never do this and neither should you.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:59,
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OH MY GOD
THAT'S JUST WRONG *makes notes*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:00,
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You know, when you're fucking a chicken
You can slam it's neck in a drawer to make it tighten up!
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:55,
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that's an interesting way to tighten a drawer up
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:24,
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... You mean you dont smear crap on cows?!?!
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sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:55,
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I know man, how weird is that!?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:56,
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No, he was just coughing.
Skipfuls.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:47,
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Not that either.
I was doing a workoholic.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:48,
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Go to /talk then, you shoddy-mannered so&so.
I didn't waste 10 minutes of my awful life making that pic for you to just twitter over it. I don't mind a bit of honest abuse, but that's a shocking etiquette lapse there.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:57,
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I wasn't really doing a workoholic it was a joke.
Fine if you want to be a dick about it. I've spent far longer on pictures for them to be totally ignored, or worse.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:58,
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OR WORSE.
*sinisters*
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:03,
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heheh!
Two people misunderstanding each other's senses of humourses, I s'pose. Personally, I expect garlands of flowers deposited round my neck just for getting up in the morning.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:03,
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FLOWERS? oh.....
I better tell them to stop with.. oh never mind. they got excited
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:07,
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Don't get me wrong.
They can keep those coming. They just don't realise that I can be a bit grouchy in the morning, and that being woken by 20 loads of Oompa-Loompa spunk jetting powerfully into my eye sockets at 5am isn't ALWAYS the way I'd personally choose to start the working day.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:14,
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in japan, this is a delicacy
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:14,
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Arigato gozaimasu, watashi-no-tomo.
I've been ungrateful.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:25,
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SCHMERG MERM!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:27,
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Good.
Now post something like arf or haha under my sodding picture. I've got to listen to an 'Impending Redundancy' playlist for an hour before going to sleep, and it's already half-sodding-two in the morning.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:33,
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arf
or haha under my sodding picture.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:46,
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Erm, are you a girl?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:32,
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Nope, just a bloke who did two terms of Japanese in a weekly adult education evening class about 10 years ago.
Forgive the unsophistication. I've even forgotten my hiragana these days.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:43,
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I thought "watashi" was feminine and "atashi"
was masculine...now I come to think of it, it's the other way around, isn't it?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:10,
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Forget about it
The internets contain no girls. It does however offer pictures of them.
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:59,
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ahhhhahhha nice one
I do believe that was Russell Crowe's last decent role
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:13,
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ARF?
O_o
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:38,
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Beautiful. Ta.
Now just 2 1/2 hours 'til the bukkake Oompa-Loompas arrive...
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:45,
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Aha..........
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paranoiaman ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:08,
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pff!
fuck it, i'm off to watch the end of the howling. g'night all!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:10,
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G'nite................
and............. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
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paranoiaman ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:12,
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:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:17,
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Far easier to do than 'Honey, I Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer the Kids'.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:07,
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Well I liked it !
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paranoiaman ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:12,
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I liked it too :)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:14,
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heh, I was about to say that.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:17,
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haha
needs more bandwagon :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:24,
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How about B&
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:26,
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how about some funky action from my £10 ebay keyboard
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:29,
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That's cool - I love the latin feel
How old is that keyboard?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:36,
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they keyboard is a 1990 pss 590
however I remapped the midi out (er.. nearly) to gm and played it off my 1999 sblive I need to collect old yamahas for the rythms they spurt out :Dbecause they is funky
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:40,
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I've got a Yamaha DD10 to trade.
I'll swap it for a flute, a cello, a trombone, or a dulcimer. GAZ me!
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:53,
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stick it on ebay
it'll go for between £1.99 and £20 :) Alas I have neither flute, cello, trombone, dulcimer or child's innefective plastic trumpet. edit: actually, I have this idea of getting 16 dd10's connected to one midi stream and attaching different effects processing to each one to make the BASTARDING DRUMS OF THE APOCALYPSE it'll be fookin mental hardcooorrrrrrr!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:56,
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Curses! Foiled again. I can see you're nobody's fool.
(It'd be closer to £1.99, cos I've none of the accessories and it's a truly awful piece of kit which I'd be embarrassed to give to an 8-yr-old as a toy) Nice idea, by the way, but I reckon you'd get a similar sound, or better, just givin' it some human beatbox through a Tascam cassette 4-track with the levels set to stupid.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:09,
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truth is...
a £2.99 sblive will do the exact same thing and then some :D but there's something special about having lots of boxes of plastic shite with wires everywhere
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:17,
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Happy?
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sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:38,
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My first post
IM better with photoshop than this, but im REALLY drunk!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:36,
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Awww it's tiny!
Welcome, drunk new person person!
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:38,
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Are you better at teh upload codez, too?
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:39,
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one eye shut!
I fixed the bugger! lol
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:40,
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maybe the redex was better...
woo and welcome
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:42,
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Welcome
Fuck a kitten, shop a chair,you'll never leave...
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:41,
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i fucked a goblin
i fucked a gnome i skewered that fucker with my wizards bone so what so what...
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:42,
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Great first post,
Now let's see your ass
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:43,
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he is surprisingly hairy, isn't he?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:43,
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HULO
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Shlvng ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:44,
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHAH
OH, I LIKE YOU ALREADY
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:45,
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O_o
Welcome, drunk person :)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:46,
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Re: your sig
Yes!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:47,
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His stay on b3ta was so beautiful and yet so brief.
Come back tits!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:48,
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His blog hasnt been updated either
thecatwand.blogspot.com :(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:51,
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More FOONLY and Abunar is needed.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:51,
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I like FOONLY
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:51,
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Well, the blog is news to me
so cheers!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:52,
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NOW DONATE YOU CUNT!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:53,
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How do you find out which icons are available?
I want WiL's keyboard cat one, but I dunno if I can have it or not
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:56,
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No, you can have
Bee Pants Nuke GhostSomething else. Duck AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:57,
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Aw, bollocks, no
I'm holding out for keyboard cat. When do we get new ones?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:00,
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When rob feels like it
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:00,
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BEE IS THE ONLY CHOICE. YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, BEE KNOWS IT
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:03,
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I adblocked bee because I don't like it.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:09,
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OMG YOU BE BEEBLOCKIN
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:26,
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Me too.
I've got money waiting but I want a new and exciting icon.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:42,
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The donation address is: [email protected]
Thanks.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:54,
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ah yes
but it seems he's been too busy to add anything there since posting it on /links.www.b3ta.com/board/9465893 GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:02,
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haha!
Nice one.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:10,
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hahahaha fucking hell
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:25,
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pfft!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:26,
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anymore disparaging comments and i remove dobby!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:29,
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*spurts rays of disparage at tim1701*
hah! :D there, that's that boundary pushed!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:32,
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Had to de-lurk for this...
...It's been rattling around in my head for years.
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Captain Weirdo I'm not lurking, I only pass by occasionally ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:32,
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YES!
back then, he who controlled the spice controlled the wallets o teenage girls
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:33,
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spice must flow
straight into the sewers
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:33,
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more than one pop star
can only make this film better
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:33,
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Compo it?
Huzzah! Wonder what a weirding module would do with a spice girls song.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:34,
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pfffffffffffft
absolutely fucking brilliant
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:45,
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Compo it, Compo it, Compo it!
'tis good.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:47,
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Righty ho
thanks for the vote(s) of confidence :)
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Captain Weirdo I'm not lurking, I only pass by occasionally ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 22:22,
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Years ago when I was a chauffeur controller
we had thier record label's contract, and so them with a dedicated fleet of Merc S-class' Costa, who drove Posh, got quite matey with her and Becks, and would do stuff from time to time like turn up outside our office in Clarkenwell with one of David's ferrari's, in one instance with his training boot in the back. Christ knows why, but we would get over excited and drive it up and down the street; despite the fact this involved lots of reversing
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:53,
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B& World!
Woo.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:09,
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ahhhhhahhhahh shit
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:17,
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this image is fucking stupid
so obviously, I enjoyed it. *cleek*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:34,
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A Busey pizza home delivered. Class.
Is Busey wearing a Mormon badge?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:37,
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Two Buseys
one pizza? Now I've gone and made myself feel happy and ill
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Captain Weirdo I'm not lurking, I only pass by occasionally ,
Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:34,
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Yes!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:25,
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I see ginger spice
has made an effort with her appearance for once
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Captain Weirdo I'm not lurking, I only pass by occasionally ,
Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:42,
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HAHAHA
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:25,
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*cleek*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:35,
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cle
var!
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Ratsta ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:49,
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Nice!!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:50,
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29,
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Bonus point for using the original puppets!
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:36,
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Most moving of the classics
She was a spoilt brat I established last Christmas day though?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:59,
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Um.....
. .
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paranoiaman ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29,
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we're not worthy!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:30,
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You didn't tell em about my pubes, did you?
arf.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:31,
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MIRRORWAYNE!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:32,
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Game over, man.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24,
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Too brown!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24,
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I don't like the font
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29,
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Game over man!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29,
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heheh
nice!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24,
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these films live next to each other
on a shelf in my living room
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24,
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now you're seeing double
:D
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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:27,
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yep!
ghostbusters 2 is there as well :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28,
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Ghostbusters 1 is bestest
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:30,
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yes, but
ghostbusters 2 is good for 2 reasons: the statue of liberty getting freaky to jackie wilson the line "why am i drippings with goo?"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:32,
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there was a sequel?
I must have conveniently blocked that out
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:31,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahh fuck yeah
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28,
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Nicely!
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:30,
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hope this is applicable:
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:22,
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Motherbitchin'!
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:23,
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:D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24,
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*canned laughter*
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24,
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applicable or not
i'd pay to see it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:25,
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arf!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:26,
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ha ha ha ! oh dear
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:35,
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hee hee
clicks but points out lack of wrinkled stocking
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insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:59,
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Oh dear!
Woo
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mnb098mnb used to be here ,
Mon 20 Jul 2009, 0:06,
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Iconic?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:16,
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I'm too uncultured to get this one
:(
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:26,
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^ this
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:27,
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28,
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hehhhehhehh
yes, far too classy for us bottom-feeders
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:03,
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I have not seen it but we were discussing clips from it in February.
www.b3ta.com/board/9166768 THAT CAT COULD HAVE DONE WITH SOME CAT WADERS, I NOW REALISE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:08,
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must've bindun.
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magictoast ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:08,
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:10,
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Cock docking
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:11,
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D:
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:15,
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That's it, that's all I can see now.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:16,
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Oh hello Hex!
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:11,
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far too well groomed and attractive
and as we saw in Sweeney Todd, a better singer too
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:46,
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this creeps into my head with surprising regularity
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:51,
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I award you one "Arf!"
And one click. *click*
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:11,
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i may be going to the cinema tomorrow
but i won't be watching him
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:12,
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That film wore me out.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:13,
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Yes, Borat was much better
imho
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:13,
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Easier to watch and slightly more genuine.
Though the Paula Abdul scene was outstanding
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:15,
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Yes it was.
I also felt that the film was following the Borat script 'formula'... thus it lost a lot of its originality.
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:18,
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Yes it did!
And you could tell celebs were getting moist to be in his film.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:25,
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i will be watching harry potter
i'm going with my niece and nephew, they're my alibi
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:14,
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I saw a bit of the trailer and actaully considered seeing it
then I realised I'm 23 and I don't like Harry Potter.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:16,
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emma watson isnt even that hot
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:17,
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A THOUSAND TIMES THIS.
I fail to see what the fuss is about.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:18,
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Order of the whatever
was really good but only the imax 3D bits. I felt the rest was drivel.
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magictoast ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20,
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She is quite hot, she has MANBROWS though
nice legs on Jonathan Woss the other week.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20,
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She just annoyed me on jonny woss:(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:21,
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I'm pretty sure I wasn't listening and was hardly watching, I did see legs though
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28,
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Yes, legs, she's 18 or 19 now, so good
But voice, annoying.
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29,
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I'll give you that.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:31,
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i'm 34
i'm still going to watch it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:18,
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I'm 36
and I like logs
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20,
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all kids love log
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24,
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Like you say; you have excuses.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20,
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yes i have :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29,
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i liked it :)
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elbow ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:21,
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Im 21, and Im unemployed
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:21,
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but you're an unemployed meng
surely that counts for something
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:23,
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Maybe....
I'll probably be MEng MRes in a year
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24,
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unemployed can be fun
more time to watch cash in the attic, eat marmite on toast, drink tea and play mariokart
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:26,
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No, it's not
I want to work. Im bored.
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28,
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I fucking concurr.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28,
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Im fed up of having nothing to do, and no money to do anything
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:31,
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you get used to it
or blow your dole money on drugs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:32,
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Im not a drain on society yet
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:33,
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i don't particularly want to be
went to the doctor's yesterday, got told i won't be getting signed off the sick in the foreseeable future :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:38,
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I just want a fucking job!
I dont care if it's cleaning up shit. Just something for the summer! :(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:40,
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i want to be a forensic toxicologist
not much chance of that, though
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:46,
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I'll do a masters and then probably a PhD, then the real world!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:47,
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i'll sit here, scratching my arse
and then go blind
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:49,
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Oh fuck I should totally do that.
What's best to ride out a recession Heroin or Cocaine?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:34,
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heroin
the buzz lasts longer, or so i'm told
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:36,
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Ah, but which is cheaper?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:42,
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Wanking
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:43,
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stealing
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:45,
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AMPHETAMINES
take it all in at once and then crash in a nervous heap!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:38,
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Sounds like a plan.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:44,
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not a good idea
gave me a nervous twitch and i STILL didn't lose weight!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:44,
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I'm 20 and I'm an alcololic.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24,
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i'd like to be an alcoholic
but i just can't commit to a relationship with booze
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:27,
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I'm 38 and for the first time tonight
had a few pints with my dad, and all the subsequent drunken honesty, which was simply great; plus my little half-brother kept up with us, aged eleven; bless their Canadian innocence when it came to walking to the tube in Camden Town with comments such as 'those bars are next to each other' Awwww
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28,
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my folks both work in my local
my dad is hysterical when he's pissed
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:30,
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He told me tonight my grandmother; his mum
has an MBE, for stuff she did in the admiralty during the war, which I never knew, of which she is still very secretive about, even to family; which he expressed his frustration about, given she is apparently loosing her marbles. Be nice to learn her tale before she pops it; some aspect of it apparently involved white rabbit
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:41,
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0_0
secretive! i found out last year that my great uncle was captain of the titanic
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:42,
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Whar
that's slightly heavy
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:55,
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indeed
our family has enough skeletons in the closet without me being related to someone responsible for over 1000 deaths
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:59,
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A Night to Remember
is the screenplay for me concerning that event; I weep uncontrollably whenever I see it, but the final point the film makes is the disaster made all make sure about people and life boats; IE: have enough
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:11,
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oh me neither.
just fitted the movie poster mess/mash up thing.
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magictoast ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:14,
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I thought I would do something,
but it was shit, so I will put it here instead:
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:15,
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ok, i'll forgive you ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:19,
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Thanks mate
I don't want a shit reputation before I've had a chance to build a good one!
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magictoast ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:23,
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don't worry
i got flamed my first day for posting a non-pic new thread. i'm good with hecklers, so i gave as good as i got and, by the next day, nobody remembered!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:35,
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It does seem that the man is a nob.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:14,
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LOL TEST
Oh it didnt work :(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:16,
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I just did a future image
his face melted off :(
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Bobod Perpetually following through ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:05,
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after leaving mythbusters
stuntman buster moved on to bigger and better things
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:07,
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I miss Mythbusters.
I guess they have mid-season breaks?
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:08,
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no idea
haven't seen it for ages, i'm on the shitty budget cable package that gives you about 6 channels
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:11,
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WINKsurfthechannelWINK
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:12,
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i would
but i'm lazy and b3ta takes all my spare time
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:13,
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Poor thing.
Let me help! *presses all the buttons* UH OH GONE ALL WRONG. SOLLY.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:15,
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you know you're not to touch the buttons
we don't want a repeat of the tapioca incident, do we? DO WE???
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:17,
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Ahhhh ahhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh.
*gets in sleeping bag the wrong way* *muffled screams*
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:19,
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get the mittens on
or i'll send in the beagle!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20,
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20,
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I don't know what it is,
but it's kinda cool
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:08,
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nor me...
but it's safe to say we must prepare!
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Bobod Perpetually following through ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:09,
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Dog The Bounty Hunter looks well gay.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:08,
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SPACE COP.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:08,
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It's Dr No Evil
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:11,
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FULL BODY CONDOM
FOR SAFE JUSTICE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29,
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Bindun? Old already?
Don't care. I've only just switched on, and as some b3ta veterans'll remember, I love to wheel out my favourite pig head source pic at the slightest opportunity.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:03,
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Gah!
What a horrible face! And I don't fancy the pig much either! lolololol!!!!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:07,
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DANGER: DO NOT SHARE TROUGH
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:10,
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