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[challenge entry] possibly nsfw
bit of censorship should do the trick

(jonnychin, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:07, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Assume the position...
(Titan Po Splaigen - BELIEVE!!!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:39, archived)
# What is Ollie Cromwell going to do for the rest of the month?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Consolidate
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Goodnight all
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Haha
and nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:02, archived)
# CYA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Night mo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:08, archived)
# sleep?...
...after that?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:50, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Take his revenge out on Richard Harris
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmwRgTSqT9U
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)
# hahaha.... it's funny cos it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:17, archived)
# I have no idea what he's supposed to be doing
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Give the poor guy Hilary's bongos
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:28, archived)
# ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum
ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Well close to it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:45, archived)
# BOM BOM BOM CH-BOM BOM BOM CH-BOM BOM BOM CH-BOM BOM BOM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Sarcastically applauding SexFace's TextPost below.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I think TextPost is the way forward.
For instance, look at this fine example here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:10, archived)
# well it certainly makes the page load faster
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:13, archived)
# It uses up less colours too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:24, archived)
# he is shuffling.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:14, archived)
# all chinese people shuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:14, archived)
# I think he's just doing the Watusi
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:20, archived)
# The Twist.
Eldorado.
Take this brother, may it serve you well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:23, archived)
# AND SO ON
AND SO FORTH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:36, archived)
# youtube comments lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwQiQLqAKOA

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Oh dear! Oh dear, no!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:00, archived)
# ha ha, NABISCO
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:02, archived)
# SHREDDED WHEAT
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:04, archived)
# I was trying not to laugh when I saw it in the shops, on an angle, the other day
HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:05, archived)
# *googles*
0.o
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrGsT-mbY74
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:05, archived)
# totally satanic
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:08, archived)
# everytime I apply peanut butter to a Ritz cracker, I am enslaved
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:09, archived)
# THE PEOPLE WILL CONFORM AND EAT OREOS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:09, archived)
# secret societies DO exist.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C9zvqtpbAo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)
# They do. But I suspect that in reality they are very dull.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)
# What, exactly, do the Illuminati gain by putting symbols on Oreo cookies?
Those guys need a better conspiracy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:09, archived)
# slavery disguised as chocolatey goodness
we are doomed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:11, archived)
# THE SOLE OF YOUR SHOE IS MINE!
Righto slave, off to the FEMA Concentration Camp biscuit factory you go. God Bless America
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:17, archived)
# DIE! ON ORGANIC POISON GAS
SERPENT'S EGG'S ALREADY BEEN HATCHED
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Hey. But doesn't that healthcare logo really look kindof sorta like a nazi banner design I once saw, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:05, archived)
# EAT YOUR PROCESSED FOOD SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:05, archived)
# lol famous faeces
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:06, archived)
# PUTIN ON THE RITZ
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Putin keeps giving me the sexy eye
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:08, archived)
# OH HAI, MR GAY ICON
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# you left a couple of local nutters off
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Yes!
I should've put in Mr Keys as well
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:11, archived)
# FIVE MORE YEARS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:15, archived)
# fuck me, that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:17, archived)
# well, it certainly is colourful, but I would not go that far
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)
# GIVE ME YOUR BONERS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)
# careful what you wish for ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)
# BONERS!
www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/cutestuff/cutestuff-photos/1249617/Rabbits
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
# PROBOSCIS BLOWJOB
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:45, archived)
# arf..........at least he's got 2 eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:49, archived)
# chortle
Remember, kids! Mark Thomas knows a lot of very, very dull facts and is fully prepared to pretend that they are actually comedy, and repeat them at you.

A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:55, archived)
# haven't seen him over here
 
just looked at some youtube clips, he's about as funny as a fat Ben Elton
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Hey, you watch it
He gave me some handmade paintbombs. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:02, archived)
# I quite like Mark Thomas, just not as a comedian. It's weird.
I particularly remember one show where he was stood in front of a giant flowchart diagram of the companies that now run the UK rail networks.

Ben Elton is similarly enthusiastic, but repellant. But Blackadder was so good. It's all very confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Ben is a better writer than he is a performer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:05, archived)
# he was funny in the eighties
what's he done lately, that you'd rate?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:07, archived)
# I'm not fully up to date.
I just wiki'd and there are two more books I have not read yet.
And a new one out soon. But I've read the others and liked
most of them as good quick reads with a nice dash of vitriol.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:17, archived)
# ^this
He's about exciting as looking at a dead fish when he performs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Change? The olde gals had little to say about it.

I'm not sure if I understand the direction of this Vote for a Change thing.
Dilution of the electorate is an olde game that has served the Statists more
than it ever has for the Progressives. Keep your eye on issues and ability.
</soapbox mode>
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)
# hehe
CHANGE IS WIV DA ANGELS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
# perfectly PUT!
:)put put put
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# heheh
 
www.marriedtothesea.com/061006/i-hate-voting.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# anyone explain what isketch is?
it sounds fun
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)
# It's a place where people draw cocks and get banned
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
# isnt it like an online pictionary/win-lose-or-draw sorta thing
it seems fairly popular with b3ta people but I have no idea how you locate them on the website
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
# had to wiki it me
does sound kind of fun....maybe venture it at some point:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:47, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# The cocks also vote for other cocks
It's a complete Animal Farm: All cocks are equal but some are more equal than others
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Basically, yes.
My first version was longer with "and only the cocks get to run."
But I tightened the quip up to be more direct and to the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:08, archived)
#
I'm not sure I understand the direction of this campaign either. The petition looks almost deliberately vague:

"Politics is now too important to be left to the politicians. At the next election I want to be able to cast my vote for a new parliament and a new politics.

I demand the right to be able to vote for a change…"

Clear as mud, right? What are they actually asking us to sign up to? A referendum, apparently, but on what? Proportional representation? Reform of the expenses system?

A whois query shows that voteforachange.co.uk is registered to Soapbox Communications, a "communications agency", but it isn't clear who the client is. Could it be Brass Eye?
(The Whacker Of Moles, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:28, archived)
# Exactly so.
It struck me as misdirection and bandwagoning of the "change" slogan from the Obama campaign.
Your suggestion is much more fun than what I suspect. Which is toffs trying to play both ends off the
middle once again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:58, archived)
#
Sadly you're probably right.
(The Whacker Of Moles, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:59, archived)
# TANZEN WIR NUN
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)
# bah, filesize dude!
far too small :p
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)
# TANZT DAS ZNS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# POLITICAL FUCK ENGAGED
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# THIS SHOULD BE INSIDE EVERY PARLIAMENT HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)
# THEY THREW UP ON EVERY PART OF THE INDIANS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# no part left to waste
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:48, archived)
# dr dyslexia?
hehe that dog, cant tell if he's angry or happy
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# SO HAPPY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# ALL NIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)
# your doctor dyslexia pastiches are improving i see
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:04, archived)
# I AM REFINING MY TECHNIQUES I AM A SERIOUS DIGITAL ARTIST
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:10, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# i'm warming to this mystery already
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:23, archived)
# this is great
:D ahh god himself looks like this
edit: is that charles manson in the green circle
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:23, archived)
# BRENDLEBROT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:23, archived)
# When's the next series?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:24, archived)
# not for a while
the ad break usually goes for about three weeks
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# scrolls nicely
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)
# this is too huge for b3ta...
...*takes to the cosmos*.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# GNOP DYLAN
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# HEH HEH
got some spare change guv?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# EGGERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAL913q3JVw&feature=channel_page
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# hahah
thats great
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)
# freaky deekie!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anno5f6zOtA&feature=channel
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:24, archived)
# hahaha
total funstuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# ahhhhahhhah sweet edit
 
I shall be enjoying these later
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# WINNRE
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# they died of aids.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I can imagine they died of
worms or tic bites.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# so it goes
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# chortles
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Come on Gordon!
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
# hahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
# thank you :)
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Heh.
What on earth was the source?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# tomato
i think
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# haha
actually, not unlike that^. Our politicians fit the picture well, and it was easy to find too :D
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
love every pound of THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
# thank you very much :)
it turned out much better than I expected
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:03, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
THAT'S GOLD

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# thanks :)
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# LOLITICS, AMIRITE?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Anyone can ROAST BEEF, but nobody can PEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
# YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:31, archived)
# That's an olde story.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhahhhahh lovely
 
what was the original illustration?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Another Punch image as I recall.
I'll look and see if I can find the original context.
edit:
Original caption from October 18, 1890:
THE VICTIMS OF HIGH SPEED.
THE DREAM OF AN ANXIOUS CAPTAIN AFTER TEARING ACROSS THE FISHING-GROUNDS OF NEWFOUNDLAND.
(My historical note: Early season ice leading to many losses between 1882 and 1892)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# wow!
humans used to be so bad-assed!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Harold Trotter?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)
# SERIOUS JIZZ
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# WIZBIT
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# anybody can suck penis
but nobody can pee suckness
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:37, archived)
# "HEY KID, FUCK YOU"
"MAKE ME"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# DRGS
U
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# cheers for that
To be honest I work fucking hard on what I do, like a lot of people on here, and I don't ask for anything in return. Stuff like this genuinely upsets me when I'm just trying to make people laugh.

I like b3ta, its a good place to post what I draw and I like the conversation, if there are guidelines for not doing what I've been doing please say and I'll stop.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] meh!


Click for bigger (462 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Arf!
Most good, MOST GOOD!
I'm going to click this, and I haven't clicked HappyToats' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA HA I'M A MASSIVE BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# :)
bed tiem..night
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I fucking would too
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# yey!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] and finally


how rude, woo to mushybees - needs more glass eye rolling away though :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# If you don't vote for him, he'll be Ang Lee
you won't like him when he's Ang Lee
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# are you being lacist?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)
# hehe
also: holy shit, remember that compo entry I entered, with the 12 Chinooks in the background? And the * sign saying "actual number of Chinooks may vary"? Well apparently there are less than 10 Chinooks in Afghanistan :o
(Peter_G, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I presume that the darts are somehow repelled from Mr. Brown's face seeing as no one will vote for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] mnnnnnnnghh
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# bumpod
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry] In that case
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# fart right onto the mouth
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# breathe into arse
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# and repeat
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# DOES HE SMELL?
HOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
[challenge entry] lol


gays
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# gordon brown k'd gay intro?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Gordon Brown I'd gay into?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# gordon brann kid gay inits?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# more people need to mash signs up
bill drummond style
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# by nailing a million quid to them?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] 3 Political Stooges
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# HALO I AM AN WIDDERCAM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# ami2weird4u gets the laptop
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I'd like to see HappyToast top that.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS AND HOPE THAT YOU DIE
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# wow, the only thing you got right here was the image tags.
 
I think you should post a broken link in a new thread just to cover all the bases.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# .bmp?
I'm just saying...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I'm not sure a bmp would be larger
and to be honest i'm not going to copy and paste this into paint to find out
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# my first image post
was huge, in bmp format, and full of seams,

i've improved, slightly :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Mine was 70k and got about five replies all murdering me for being 10kb over the limit
Ah, b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# But the limit was 50k?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# DON'T YOU THINK HE'S SUFFERED ENOUGH?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# i think this was my first
www.b3ta.com/board/6931153
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I got one reply
www.b3ta.com/board/3600955
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I'm so old, when I first posted over the limit no one batted an eyelid.
Or maybe that's why everyone hates me...?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# haha
well it's on imageshack so that's half way there right?
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Hilary fucking loves it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# AS SECRETARY OF STATE MY FIRST OFFICIAL ACT WILL BE A FOUR HOUR METH FUELLED BONGO SOLO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# SCRATCH THAT
LET'S GET SOME ELEPHANT SMACK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# JUST ONE TASTE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carfentanil
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# ok if this one doesn't win then i'm leaving the site forever
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# T_T
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# aaaaw :) xx
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# haha 366k
but worth it to get it so seamless
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Hahahahahhaahahha how the fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# blended perfectly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry] like you have a choice
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffft
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Voting for Boris is much more entertaining than anything I can
do with about a fiver in coins.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# RECESSION BUSTER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I'd like the chance of throwing the pound coins at them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] while I've got the layers open
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Cry Havoc
..and let slip the dogs of war!
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# What a rip off,
those coins don't amount to £5.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# actual value of fiver can go down as well as up
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)

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