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# I give you: KIng Camp Gilette, inventor of the disposable razor

yes, that's his real name.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Tickled silly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Superb :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# he needs a hat to prove his worth
as a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ghetto Grilla
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll place this here then.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# That right there is the super head sausage !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Have a pearoats


Hmm, bangers.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# BANG BANG !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# This sausage party's gonna be a blast
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Fried died and laid to the side !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# and the sausage too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Fo' Sizzle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Grill Yo'
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# So I want to make an entry, but it uses basically the same pun as an image that has already been made
Should I bother?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Of course . . . it came out of your head !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# You're like the anti health reform people in the US
There's not actually many of you but fucking hell you make yourself heard.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# ballance
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Puns are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# But a good pun is its own reword
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh! Sausages...
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# ahhhh reminds me
of prick with a fork - starring ainsley thingy
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I had sausage today, it was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I went for a fry up at Morrisons today
My 'Traditional English Breakfast' was missing a sausage.. this compo is bringing flashbacks of disapointment.

It also lacked blackpudding...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# do you think black pudding should have white bits in or not?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# hmm, it's all a mixture of congealment innit
so maybe, maybe it should.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Hmm
Well I think white pudding is plain wrong...tastes like carpet.

So Ide say..no
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# hmnm, carpet pudding
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# mmm carpet bombing
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# hmm, B52's filled with carpet and soft furnishings
bombarding the freedom out of terists
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I had sausages
yesterday, potato mashed
and beans a-plenty...
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# this sounds like a traditional ethnic meal
with which I agree completely
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Hah
tatsy
*peas his sausage machine, because it's only small* :(
 
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# You have a small sausage in your pants?
And you tell the internet this??...Twice???
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# it keeps it warm
for a midnight snack
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Yummn . . . chewy contents !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhahh
 
SNOUTS 'N' ARSEHOLES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# and
kibbles 'n' snouts
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] clash of the titans


Click for bigger (151 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9649475
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9649489
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9623481
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# shit yeah
 
you know there is supposed to be a remake in the works
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
#
yeah liam neeson is in it, its out in 2010 i believe according to imdb.com
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Ugh, another great adventure ruined.
Ray Harryhausen all the way!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Neeson's quite the turn-off.
Ralph Fiennes is usually good, and Pete Postlethwaite often..

rest of the cast aren't particularly big names, nor have I seen any of the French director's previous films.
So long as it's a eurotrash epic I should be well pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9045003
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8899374
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9608439
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
#
#mictoboy+would
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/920820
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# something
slightly poetic about this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# 'counting to one'

pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# ..dried pasta?!
 
this is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9536247
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# C*nt!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# aww
my first 'horse :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ok you assked for it
edwardsausagehands
bindun I think
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# good god...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# squildo: graped
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# pffft no
..but I have this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# keep 'em coming
i love your series of these
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I know there is a real sausage hands on the internets i wanted to coax him out
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Here he is......
www.jizzypop.com/wp-content/uploads/photochops/sausage_fingers.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# seamless
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Oh I dunno


Maybe it's best if I not spam the board with these ;)
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com/compo.filmposters.php
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# pfahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# what about edward edward hands
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# It's somewhere on the page behind that link

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# The ham that touches you!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# This is LIFE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# not sure I would
let me think on this
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# maybe subconsciously
 
LOOKING GOOD, JOHNNY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] godammit looks like it's bindun


same frikkin jockey too...
(gtfomh, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# and animated too if I'm not mistaken

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# yeah :(
if only it had taken me slightly longer to do, the other one would have slipped off the bottom of the board and I could have been blissfully ignorant of its existence.
(gtfomh, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Sausage jockey!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# CHOMP !
chomp chomp chomp chomp . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a sausage in my pance
 

(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# :) Excellent.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Very well done :)
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# there haven't been enough good hats on b3ta for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I should have held back but i didnt refresh now im
somehow seeing the cost of the folly of my ways your sausage pants are beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# ahhhhahhhah lunacy
 
ENDORSED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Where did you come from gigglymus? You're great.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# behind the sofa
thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Extractedanasious !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Excellent!
Also, yay for hats etc

(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# yay hat!
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to be done
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# That looks like a fried shit
(Peter_G, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I thaught that other comp was going to run for a month
well this is smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I'm glad it has ended
to quote steelpriest, "i hate this competition, it's turned b3ta into the daily cocking mail."
(Peter_G, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I wonder sometimes, how different the two are
*looks glassy eyed onto the vista from french windows*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I thought it would continue.
I was going to post something but thought, 'why bother? It's always one of two people who win these things'.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Bollox to that. Competitions are not there to be won!
take it from me]
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# hah
 
that damn squirrel was on breakfast TV this morning, courtesy of U.S. feed
Quelle passé!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Special Offer - Buy One Today!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm

...eat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Grounds for divorce !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# thats the wurst pun i have ever heard
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I wuud have to agree
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# *Click*!
that'll show the smug git
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# who is she?
and can i have a go on her?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# If you would just sit on this mincer here...

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Dangerous ground !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Mincing all over the world
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Yes!
Love it!!!!!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmmmince
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Poor lickle coo!
Whether or not he's enjoying it is a moo-t point.
(I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooo. Nothing like a bit of swausage.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# hehe
likes
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Why is that horse's leg bleeding all over that diplomatic Corellian corvette?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
#

tinyurl.com/leghorse
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
that was unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# the theme made me hard
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# theme courtesy of discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# oh I'm very slow
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Whoa . . . I mean giddyup !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# LEGHORSE!
them tune redundancy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# It was late out of the gate !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# hehe
They are about to be boarded from the rear by a sausage.


*snigger*
(Peter_G, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# If I weren't so childish I wouldn't laugh at that
but I am, tee hee!
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Meteor rights !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] "I can't get no............SAUSAGEFACTION"

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Is that shopped at all? ha
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# hard to tell:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# SPRECHEN SIE WURST?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Haha
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Haha
Excellent jowl action
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhhah
 
it is going to be an outstanding week
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# RELEASE THE SAUSAGEBIRDS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Yeah, sausagebird!


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Truely God does work in mysterious ways
and also delicious ways
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Can't beat that edible plumage !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# hahaha....outstanding plumage to show off to the females:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Now that . . . is lip service if I've ever seen it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Haha
good 1
(herman:D, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:18, archived)
# Truth stranger than fiction
I was once in a fairly posh restaurant in Richmond, enjoying a fairly posh meal, when at about 10pm a man came in on his own and sat at the bar. I looked round, as you do, and it was only - you won't believe this - Mick Jagger. Imagine.

A bit later he sat at the table behind us and the chef brought him out a plate of sausage and mash. Sausage and mash! And the punchline is, sausage and mash WASN'T EVEN ON THE MENU! Apparently having international rock-god status does have some benefits after all.
(I helped save b3ta! crispy duck, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Salami for the Devil?
Paint it Black Pudding?
Gimme 'furters?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Frankly, this compo is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Pfft
I can see this compo becoming sausage movies before too long
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# i failed to convert 'ice age' due to pootling issues
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# True.
Nicholas Sausage - Done in 60 Seconds
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# My stepmother is a sausage

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Three men and a sausage

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# the cook, the thief, his wife and her sausage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# fried green tomatoes at the whistle stop sausage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# star wars episode two: attack of the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# the chronicles of narnia: the lion, the witch and the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# stop! or my mom will sausage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# honey i shrunk the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Sausage Jam
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# an american werewolf in sausage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Fear and sausage in Las Vegas

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# lord of the rings: the fellowship of the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# reservoir sausages
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# inglourious Sausages
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Attack of the Killer Tomato's Directors Cut : With Added CGI Sausages
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# E.T. The extra-terrestrial Directors Cut : With Added CGI Sausages

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Rita, Sue and Sausages too
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Throw momma from the sausage

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# when harry met sausage
actually, that has potential
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# The Good, The Bad, The Sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# terminator three: the rise of the sausages
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Die Sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Black Sausage
Black Sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# ID4: sausage day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Sausage.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# the sos edge of reason
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Magnet M.D.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Harry Sausage and the philosopher's sausage

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Indiana Sausage and the Sausage of the Sausage Sausage
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Pulp Sausage

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Dr Sausagelove :Or How I learned to stop worrying about bacon and start loving Sausages
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Sausageclub

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# S.G.
(E.T.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# S.G.
(A.I.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Sausageship Potempkin
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# *ping*
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I can see sausages saving the day more easily than turtles

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# really?
how?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# By being tastier at barbecues

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# There's always the choking hazard
or if they're undercooked a bad case of food posioning for the foot clan
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Looks like shit.
Turdles, hehe.


I'll leave now, sorry.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Tasty flick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Bangers!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# It's so good, I put my face on it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# There's nothing quite like a barbeque sausage
Burnt to a crisp on the outside and still bleeding in the middle, yum.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] You can toast Poptarts, Bread, Waffles and other crap
Want to toast a sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I want a toaster with 'Bread Toaster' on it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# That would probably work if you wrapped them in foil.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# HOWDLY-DOODLY-DOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] "Luke - I am your Furter"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Slice 'n Dice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Luke I am your Fratwurst
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# things can only go from brat to wurst!
ps welcome to the board
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Thank you very much
I'm not sure how many more star wars/pork product related puns we can find, but I'll keep going!
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# just have your spanging pan at the ready
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Did somebody say spang???
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# spang spang spang spang spang
spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# That is quite possibly the best thing i've ever seen
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Come join the Meat Side.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# He was seduced by the pork side
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# *slide whistle*
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# brrrrrrr... glmmmppp ... rrrrraar
(lolster, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# i
am
transfixed
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# this is unpleasant
what's under this mass of moving sausages?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Brian Blessed.
If you watch this long enough he will burst forth
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# i will
:D
hypnotic is what it is
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I'm going to watch this like a hawk
you don't see Brian Blessed jump out of vibratoing sausages everyday
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I must warn you
the time delay is roughly 10^10 years
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I could keep it open in the background I suppose
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
#
more sausages ....... brrrrrrr
(lolster, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Elvis
eating his way to the top.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Gurk! GURK!
GURK GURK GURK!
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurk!
gurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurkgurk!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Also, edit the post so it's in the compo.
It's in the drop down box where it says "This is a normal post"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha fuckin' awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# No! Not Adrian!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# It's about time somebody thought of the poor sausages !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# HE'S DICING WITH DEATH!!!
(GROAN)...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# :(
*Click*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# The Politicians Challenge has been closed!
Was this accidental? Thought it was a month long..hmmm.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Politics is finished. No more for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# NO soup for you!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Lovely spatter
Click.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I'm staring into the sausage abyss
and it's staring into me
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Aaaaaah yes . . . deep fried !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Compo' it.
It's disturbing AND i LIKE IT.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# boooom.... counterattack
(lolster, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# OH CHRIST NO! THEY'RE COMING TO JUICE IN MY EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# i want moving desktop backgrounds.
and I want this as my moving desktop brackground.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I've never been hynotised by meat before
(IanFitz1987, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# problem is that
people have to realise that THEY are not JUST MEAT!
(lolster, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Relics has a bit of a narrow boy-bum
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# vibrating sausages ftw
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Spangers and Mash
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I'm sorry i'm sorry i'msorry imsorrt...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Mmm Sausage Roll
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# dear god :(
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Mnn sausage on a roll !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# rollin'rollin'rollin........
:D...KEEP 'EM COMIN
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# RAWHIDE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# HEH....with a head-nod also to Bonanza.......yay:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Mystic Meat
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I'm an aquarius.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Mystic meat should be served every Tuesday !
tis cool . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# tis groovy.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Farout and outasight . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Crude? yes
Drawn, no, cock, no.

But i'm seeing the world through magenta-coloured glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Of course you do

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Free love, man. It's a noble concept.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# These hoversausages are the way of the future

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# i never leave home without mine
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Good thinking

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Go, floaty sausage, GO!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I would like to have a stable full of those !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I have a mental image of 10 sausages in stables, bobbing up and down waiting to be unleashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# one slighty restless one banging against the stable door...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# A cruel stable hand stalking up and down the aisles
whipping the listless ones with with his riding crop, and the occasional zap of a cattle prod.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I even hear the sound they make, which I can only put into type as "Gurk"
Gurk, guuuuurk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Sizzzzzzzzzzzzzle ~ ~ ~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Bobbing is good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# bobbing upon sausages takes some getting used to
i'll tell you
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# It does sound a might tricky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# lol-this is a great compo so far
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Sausage jockey!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# how dare you!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)

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