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# Gauntlet? What gauntlet? No gauntlets here - oh no!


CFB you sexy little mischief-makers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# ooooh, mesmerising!
making me think of sin city, a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Sin City? What's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# capital city of hell. Twinned with Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Wow.
Anything that's twinned with Hull has to be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:20, archived)
# went to look it up on wiki, but they've got it wrong...
says its something drawn by a Miller.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin_City
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Wiki - best of all the resources.
I was going to write an article about myself for it, but got bored after a few words and started doodling instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)
# This picture needs more Sin City


nah, love it as usual :-).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Merci, Le Flopsy Donkage.
Ca va?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Lots of sun, I wish this day was over before it begun.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Why is it always HappyNing in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Ning!

i'll get this right in minute....ARRRG FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)
# My penis hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)
#
You'd better cut down a little then.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# but I already cut a meter or two
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Whats that in imperial?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# no idea
we use the metric system ;).

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)
# i live in 1923ish
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)
# technic lego for ages 25+ Diesel sold separately
:D

nings H
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# BEFORE AND AFTER


www.le.ac.uk/'ning/'ning/landmarkreunion.html
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Interesting that the geek is/was the eyecandy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:30, archived)
# 'ning board
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:33, archived)
# blimey, I remember wondering who the hell they where when I was a kid...
good ningles to you all this fine (overcast) 'morn!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)
# I used to wonder if they were a couple
and wonder why so few white and asian people were couples.
Back then I never noticed he was ginger.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:47, archived)
# haha!
I always thought he looked like a super villain, and she was an assistant...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Don't you ningle me!
*taps feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:48, archived)
# NINGLES
so there.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:59, archived)
# 'ningloidasita honourable mr. Steve
I wish you lots of productiveness and a cheese sandwich today
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# As did I

morning steve

and morning the board
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Don't you morning the board me!`
*taps feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:52, archived)
# nings medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Check out the Polish box cover
boardgamegeek.com/image/492403
(the one on the right of the three)... hello!

According to the reponses, the disclaimer says:
"This game is highly playable. Do not forget about your daily responsibilities."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:52, archived)
# WORD MASTERMIND????
boardgamegeek.com/image/492710

GRAND MASTERMIND?
boardgamegeek.com/image/492811

THEIF MASTERMIND?
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:55, archived)
# WIN MASTERMIND
boardgamegeek.com/image/127691
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# hahahah WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# hahahahahah!
They still all look like Bond Villans
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:01, archived)
# SENHA
looks like the first picture in a 70s porno photo set


probably
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:01, archived)
# box polisher!
*taps feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)
# ha! looks like the cigarrette smoking man from xfiles, somehow...
nings Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# nings stevie!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I have said it before and I WILL say it again....
ladies from the 70s give the
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I always thought he was james last when I were a lad
I used to lov e how it was marketed as a 'sophisticated game for sophisticated people'.

Like Forrero Rocher and Vienetta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Actually,
that link isn't a very good advert for mail order brides. I suppose I was a pretty baby almost 30 years ago though - and now I have a beard.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry] still trying to stand ,in paint shop 101
(Medieval marmite, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 7:39, archived)
# WETPANTS! UH!
sorry that was in my autocomplete
what I mean to say is this


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 7:46, archived)
# If that even!
FFFFFFFUUUUUU----
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 7:49, archived)
# I like that song Will I Am did with the Pussycat Dolls better than anything I've heard from BEP in fucking years
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 7:51, archived)
# THIS IS NOT SAFE. THESE BIRDS ARE CLEARLY TOO YOUNG TO OPERATE A TRACTOR SAFELY.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:47, archived)
# oh no there is going to be a terrible pile up of tractors and chickens and this is terrible
 
WHERE ARE THE PROTECTIVE ROLLOVER STRUCTURES I CANNOT ENDORSE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:51, archived)
# THOSE CHICKENS ARE NOT EVEN WEARING A SINGLE THING!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:57, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 7:37, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 7:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:12, archived)
# PLEASE CAN I ENCOURAGE YOU TO REVISIT THE REGULATIONS
PLEASE DO NOT GET BACK ON THIS TRACTOR UNTIL YOU KNOW THE DANGERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:59, archived)
# AND REMEMBER, PROPER TRACTOR SAFETY DOES NOT JUST STOP WHEN YOU GET OFF THE TRACTOR.

TRACTOR SAFETY SHOULD BE FOREMOST IN YOUR MIND AT ALL TIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 6:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 6:10, archived)
# Kaleidoscopic madness.
Note the lack of pulsing in the movement. I think
I've got that odd kick in my step banished now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 6:15, archived)
# ALSO THE TRACTORS' WHEELS AREN'T GOING ROUND.
THIS WOULD INDICATE AQUAPLANING.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 6:18, archived)
# THOSE CHICKS ARE HOT RODING FOOLS! SAFETY IS NOT IN THEIR MINDS.
Yeah, only a bit of blur on the inside rim of the large wheel.
But it does not really simulate it well enough. Oh well. Next go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 6:26, archived)
# flipping the wheels kind of works
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 6:46, archived)
# I see. Good point.
CHUMPIE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 6:52, archived)
# that logo looks FAST
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 6:53, archived)
# heh
 
once upon a time I used to tag my images but I gave that up long ago
especially since most of the time I'm stealing other peoples' photos for my own amusement
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 7:24, archived)
# ah, but the style of that logo carries a certain ironic poise to the image
i'm not one to use tags either.. but to each their own
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 7:44, archived)
# this one made the front page in 2003 and popped up on a few sites
 


simpler times
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 7:49, archived)
# Pure lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 7:51, archived)
# that's good for any occasion
BUT THAT TAG MAKES ME WANT TO DRIVE A LAMBORGHINI COUNTACH
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:02, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:08, archived)
# The greatest trick the devil ever pulled
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:19, archived)
# lol
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:28, archived)
# give ME the keys, you FUCKing cockSUCKER!
 
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:32, archived)
# GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER RARARARARARA
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I work for Keyser Goatse
...which at least explains the limp.

Was gonna shop a pic but its late and Im lazy.
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:37, archived)
# Pffft and it's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sweet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Spacey!


Click for bigger (34 kb)
(threefour, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:31, archived)
# ha ha
SPANG!
Although a gay sex mock up would also work.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:35, archived)
# I am not given to slash fiction but that was also my first thought
 
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:37, archived)
# give into your feelings
Embrace the dark side....And together we can rule Soho!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:39, archived)
# And like that... *foof*
...he's gone
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Strange
they don't usually run off until the morning.


Granted the Rohypnols has usually worn off by then.

Edit: and on that note bed times, my sleeping pills have just kicked in, here I come 4 hours sleep, maybe. If it wasn't for the kick ass hallucinations I'd hate insomnia.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:57, archived)
# *Chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Twitchy piglet says hi
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Lay off the speed, Babe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:18, archived)
# QUICK!
I need 40mg anti-convulsants and a nice cup o' tea STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:19, archived)
# that pig is a pig
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Don't be insane man, it's clearly a pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Hello piglet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 6:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 6:04, archived)
# *beeps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 6:08, archived)
# this dog is stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 6:35, archived)
# Moaning's
After my regular tattooist who I consider to be a good mate, failed to come up with any of his own sketches for my latest piece of body art I've had to draw it myself.


Edit: I'm having it on my right inner bicep as the final filling on the half sleave on that arm, its a running joke about "Have you seen my Guns?" and also I love pirates, but I couldn't bum a whole crew.


(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:05, archived)
# good drawing but man
why would you want that on your body
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:06, archived)
# It's sort of an addition to some pirate pieces I already have
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:09, archived)
# agreed
unless you are like some kind a weird gangster dude from like the 1800s who is really good at using guns to kill people and has killed over a billion men it just sort of seems like it wouldnt make sense.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Yarrrrr my cover be blown
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:10, archived)
# hahaha
so true
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:38, archived)
# good body but man
why would you want that on your drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:09, archived)
# You've been to my Burlesque shows?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:10, archived)
# I like it. Where you having it done?
My bet is the pubis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Wrong.
read my edit shipmate.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:14, archived)
# I prefer pubis. They'd make a frame for your real gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Now I know you've seen me take my clothes off on stage
I thought about getting guns tattoo'd down there, but I don't want anymore on my torso just yet. Maybe when I'm old and fat I'll get a happy face on my belly.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Good work.
Shaded one is very rich.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:15, archived)
# cheers
it's just to use as a guide for him, He is a very good tattooist and his shading work is yet to disapoint me.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Nice stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:16, archived)
# gracias
und yarrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Cool guns, but the text is just silly and a terrible cliche.
Make it say something more piratey and original.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:17, archived)
# monkeys pirates ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:50, archived)
# Epic Gay Tattoo Fail
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:03, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:14, archived)
# There's no way out of the bottom floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:21, archived)
# I love the little jumpy things
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:27, archived)
# Half-life?
TF2 Mashup?
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:18, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:31, archived)
# good job microwave
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Curious?!
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:29, archived)
# yeah, stick it to the man, leaky george!
Im off tae bed
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:31, archived)
# YEAH!...(goodnite taters!)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:35, archived)
# hehhhehhheheh
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh topical....


Does a minor web-celebrity organisation count?

I know, I'm struggling.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Man, i LOVED that game to bits
the 2nd one, though technically better, just wasnt as good.


'Kin ell - sabit quiet tonight innit?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:19, archived)
# I'd have to agree.
On both counts. I too liked the first better.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:25, archived)
# YAY for chinchillas
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:16, archived)
# What was he called now? Special patrol group?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:17, archived)
# YOU'RE GOING OUTSIDE TO PLAY WITH THE SHARKS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGS2mR8AJVE

I should get the series on DVD really I should
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:39, archived)
# you should
i recommend it wholeheartedly
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Poor guy's down on his luck...
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Don't give em anything! They're just slackers.
There is plenty of work in the mines for the likes of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:51, archived)
# What a cunt!
As father jack hackett once said
"HAIRY... JAPANESE BASTARDS!!"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:11, archived)
# this cute lil guy was chllin' on my front step this morning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Hello Pedro Hin's bug thing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:19, archived)
# There are so many of them here right now.
I am tempted to see what one tastes like.
...but I dont know how to prepare them :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:21, archived)
# I don't think you so much prepare them as prepare yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# it's a cicada
they feed off tree sap
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:26, archived)
# yeah, they're supposed to come out of the ground every 17 years,
but I think their body clocks are off as I have been seeing them every year for about the past 6
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Overlapping broods.
Also some will skip a year or pop out a year early.
I think the ground temperatures give them a clue
as to if there will be enough time before frost.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:31, archived)
#
I remember, when I was young, filling a candy box with abandoned shells, and giving them to a neighbor girl who thought they were chocolates, until she opened the box ^~~^
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
# also you can wear their skins like a brooch
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:53, archived)
# They come out every year over here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:20, archived)
# hai dux!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:21, archived)
# lully dux
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:23, archived)
# The source is miamistu's.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=23577
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Am it TOAB tiem?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:24, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:23, archived)
# *beeps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:26, archived)
# HONK!...
...if you like bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:27, archived)
# No, you slink quietly up to the pig...
pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF010-Instant_Bacon.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:32, archived)
# ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Parts is parts.
Tasty parts!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:37, archived)
# it's raining bacon!
Hallelujah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:38, archived)
# *punches*
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:29, archived)
# ANIMAL ABUSE!...
..........HELP!*/0.0\\*...you wouldn't hit this sweet face... would you?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:32, archived)
# ..i wouldn't touch that fucking thing D:
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:42, archived)
# you'll touch it...
...and like it!.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:47, archived)
# it's cute
right up until it spits venom in your face
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 5:35, archived)
# hola pedro
i cannot wait for summer to be over
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Summer here in St Louis has been very nice this year.
...rarely made it above 90, which is unusual. Funny though, now with the cool nights, we get cicadas chirping until about 7pm, then the crickets come in around 8pm and chirp all night :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:32, archived)
# been nice in indy too
i just prefer cold & wind
no cicadas here this year though..
which is unusual
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:41, archived)
#
Blimey - he's gonna make a mess if you stomp him.
Dont though, cos he's lully. His mouth looks like an old microphone, or one of those medical bots from star wars.

Is it a cicada? Saw them in japan - huge buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:26, archived)
# they are big, and very loud at sunset
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:28, archived)
# I've just been playing half life 2
scared now.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Kitty loves to play...i thought birds liked worms.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/73532/1253060705/tapeworn.jpg


Edit: bit NSFW, but managed to change it before work begins haha.

(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Q?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
#
gogogojiteam.com/images/hookwormlifecycle.gif
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Based on something you did?!!
Eurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
#
meh, if its too NSFW ill delete it. I can never tell apparentally...
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:30, archived)
# normally
if you can see Bottom, or other sexual appendages, we class it as NSFW.

if it could look like something from pr0n then it is best to link to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# pr0n... isn't that the aliens in District 9?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
#
fair enough, i'll make it go. I think i saw the big cock shaped whale and went wild. It's not even really that good...so ta ta. No one make any 'oooooh handbags' bullshit comments when i delete it tho. Or i shall scream.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# deleting also isn't like around here
A nice thread has built up so just edit the post to include a link to your image.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# hang on its not tuesday?

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# im in
*hides and scoffs jammy dodgers*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# GAH...
GET TAE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Obvious troll is obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Adblocked. In future keep your dickishness to a minimum.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# alreet
ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Hey, bro. I started your picture - but things got in the way of finishing it. Killer vodka before the week is out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:43, archived)
# christ
you make it sound like im forcing you to do it . haha
i just wanted one coz your doodles are fantastic is all, no worries
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Haha, no I know the score, bro.
:3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:05, archived)
# alright tass
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Bro bro, zelterbro. It's 2am so I'm going to head to bed.
Bronight, we'll brochat bromorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:06, archived)
# an impressive infestation.
 
in a lot of ways this has made me feel better about my day
I don't have a whole lot of worms hanging out of my arse, for one thing
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)
# thats one way of looking at it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Is that genuinely a tapeworm...?
I thought someone was just arsing about with spaghetti.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I think you're right.
Fucked if I'm looking at it again to make sure though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Have you ever shit your pants?
Regardless of your answer that's another thing to feel good about.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Joe, I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish,
but
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
# is that a meme now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# No, sorry it was still in my clipboard,
Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# hey
i just realised........ has Foof been on b3ta recently?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Not for a long time.
Or at least not posting. Perhaps just lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:07, archived)
# haha
i love your oldewee.gif :D made me proper chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:09, archived)
# A most interesting find for the source. I just had to do something with it. Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:12, archived)
# :C She's never around ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Why did I click that? Uurgh :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:11, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Why am I looking at your worm-infested arse?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Fsh


Previously
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# i rather like your fsh
and now, i go sleeps.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:17, archived)
# nite!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:22, archived)
# nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
# aww...i was hungry for lobster...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Ouch.
I had lobster once and it was horrible. Not a dignified meal at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:25, archived)
# i do not enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 3:26, archived)
# hahaha
that took me a while, woo :DDD
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Ha ha, nice fsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Needs more ees.
FEEEEEEEEEEESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Fish wid teefs are good
i like this!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:36, archived)
# This joke earns you:
Photobucket

Wear it with pride :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:10, archived)
# pure homage

cfb (~550k)
(Tuesday Lobsang Rampa has got all pig iron, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# i like this...
...because it's cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Is it?
Is it reeeaaaly?



*shies*
(Tuesday Lobsang Rampa has got all pig iron, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# 'lo.
good balls.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# ;)
didnt know you could see them
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
# HE SEES ALL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# one would purchase that for a dollar.
Nice mister vain
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# SPUNKTASTIC!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# but. . .
how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# i will never swim in the ocean again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Mmmmm, fish balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# JAPES FEESH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Awesomes.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:14, archived)

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