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# Politics for web designers
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I like :)
and agree :)
(JaCk tHe BiScUiT long time no shop, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Havn't they switched now?
*clicks*
(Peter_G, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Gordon has
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:56, archived)
# is he a coke fiend?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Someone else was..
..oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Did someone for get how to mouse over text?
Hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Oops!
Cheers for the nod :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:13, archived)
# is he a coke friend?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:05, archived)
# is his coke friendly?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Was he fined by coke?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] "I love you too Denise. Sod dinner, less go dahn the Vic."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Black people.
White people.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Oh dear, I laughed like a loon at this
and then felt bad.
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Count yourself lucky
I came up with it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Oh deary me...
*tries not to laugh*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Might as well end the compo now.
Winner!
(prod2005, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] "And after dinner kiddies, we'll watch a nice movie"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:52, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha
clever, have a WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Hahaha
This is turning out some goodies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:52, archived)
# hehe
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Hahahahah
Took a sec
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:58, archived)
# hahahaha
there are some good early ones...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:05, archived)
# LOLZ
well played
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:43, archived)
# very good..
.. and actually product placement on this one ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# This is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DutyPaid, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:43, archived)
#
hahahahah
(Peter_G, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Getting the crap gag in
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Target audience and all that
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Five pounds... do I hear five fifty? Five fifty? Going once... Going twice.... SOLD
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Makes more sense than Pelé doing it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:30, archived)
# errrrr...
...rection problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Arf :)
I'd say that was appropriate!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Yeah
I'm having trouble thinking of anything inappropriate :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:27, archived)
# It's actually surprisingly tough isn't it
I'm out of ideas already.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:06, archived)
# arf!

Beau Bo d'Or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:21, archived)
# :D


Gotta happen some time.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Supernanny to the prevention!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Word to the wise - How To Look Good Naked is already sponsored by Specsavers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Haha, they win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:07, archived)
# And Pedigree Chum do sponsor cross-country horse trials.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:14, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:05, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: INNAPPROPRIATE TV PRODUCT PLACEMENT


It was announced this week that product placement will be allowed on commercial television. What product would you put on what programme to get massive LOLs?

Challenge suggested by The Twisted Omentum and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:52, archived)
# In before complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Not even a TV pea

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:03, archived)
# ha ha
Whenever this comes on the radio I always say 'angry bedwetters? pfft!'.
click
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:08, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)
# What's Imodium?
Is it like Caneston Duo?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Not exactly
It's for bottom trauma.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Tummy cement
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:59, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imodium
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Small cork pills that you ingest,
then they expand at just the right moment. Saves hammering bigger ones in at the other end. Isn't modern pharmaceutical technology marvellous? What's next, a suppository for mouth ulcers?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:03, archived)
# When you suffer from migraines so severe they make you vomit
shoving something up your botty or injecting yourself with medication is the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:12, archived)
# *Glees*
An un-nerdy topic at last!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:59, archived)
# should have been Heston
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:38, archived)
# First there was Salt and Lineker, then there was Cheese and Owen...Now comes...


Click for bigger (305 kb)

Then there was Smokey Beckham. Has this been done?
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Are they recruiting?
It'd be like getting payed to play Soggy Biscuit, only with crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Ohhh
preemptive compo entry.
well almost.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:36, archived)
# conspiracy theorists unite!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Haaahahaa . . . hold the mayo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha. Finished product:
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I believe it
and cannot understand why others find it so far-fetched.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Santini is really enjoying himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:36, archived)
# WHAT'S HE DOING TO MERMAID MAN?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:40, archived)
# He's putting his winky
In Mermaid Man's botbot
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)
# oh thank god!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:46, archived)
# i'm SPARtacus
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:18, archived)
# pffft!
i'll take three bottles and an orgy pack please!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I'll 'ave an 'alf dozen larks tongues
an' a purging spoon
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:23, archived)
# bloody imperialist titbits.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)
# A pressing engagement indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:27, archived)
# yay Mr. Sunshine Elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Wow
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Dresses for everyone!...
.........................(?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:33, archived)

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