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[challenge entry] I looked on google for hours


I couldn't find a single photo of jesus!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I had the same trouble when I looked for a photo of a triceratops!
It's a conspiracy, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
#
Just try and find a photo of prophet Mohammed, that's even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# yeh jesus managed to avoid the paps
look for jesus of Siberia
You'll have 1000's of hits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] HEADCRAB ZOMBIE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Headcraaaab!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Enjoying this one
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# well, i like it.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:07, archived)
#
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I was given a laptop for work so I can
now work from home if I am ill or too hungover. They are bastards

also woo picture
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Is this inferring that my work mates are lower class?
I like how it's a BUPA leaflet rather than NHS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:29, archived)
# You mean you work?
Instead of living off the proceeds of your shares portfolio?
*Moderator! Untermenschen detected!*
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Hey now! I make you great
My overworked bones will be added to the foundations of your road to Riff-raff free Utopia.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
# the first point is very true
# the first point is very true
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# what the hell did i just do to this post?
where did the message go?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# You broke the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)
# :(
i will attempt to remember what it was I said, in the unlikely event that anyone wants to listen:
is my employer unusually shit in that they deduct pay for being off sick and force us to make up our hours if we have doctor appointments, or is this common? It's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# It depends on the employer
I get no sick pay with my job so I either have to take it as holiday or lose pay :/
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Same
I can't believe it's legal. When flu goes round everyone gets it and the office is just really unproductive for a while as no one wants to take time off. Surely not the best way to run a business
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Yes I work for a small company and they do NOT pay for sickness
Except you will get ssp after day 5 of extended sickness (by law). You can go to a GP appointment if you use holiday entitlement but if it's unexpected hospital/GP visit... then tough! Unpaid leave.
On the other hand:
Bigger companies have lots of sickness policies you can exploit and many people get full or slightly reduced pay.

What I've realised after working for the small company is: Yes, it penalizes the sick and yes, it stops skivers from having a hangover recovery day. More people at work makes life less stressfull.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# and it'll ensure pandemic flu
will spread like wildfire - we live in a rich country but you'd think it was on the brink of collapse if anyone threw a sicky -policy decided by daily bloody mail readers again!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Yes.
I pay full pay to my staff when sick. Theoretically this is for the first 10 days, but in reality it is forever unless they are known to be taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# WTF?
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and shit
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
# this branch was brought to you by a dove
brought to you by big business :)

nice
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# lend us a quid off yer pound twig, bird
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)
#

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Bunny girls
Furries of the 60's
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:13, archived)
#
They are like furries light.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Like the 50% of women who dress up like cats at Halloween
(the rest are horny devils/witches/some other shit)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)
# All halloween costumes seem to be prefixed with the word sexy nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah... pffft... as if a Matalan costume could ever turn anybody on?
Well never as much as the model on the picture *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# You are evidently looking at a different matalan model to the one I found :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# TREAT, treat,.... no wait TRICK!


Does your mother know that you're out this late?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# she was the one who rang him to pick her up after work
from the brothel
hey she could be a visiting health worker checking the ladies for the old pox
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Jesse?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:14, archived)
#
Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)
# gahh!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I'm having a little difficulty working out what is going on here
is that zombie arm the dove has?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:14, archived)
# are you serious?
*i hate when i dont know if people are being sarcastic*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I am actually serious here
It can be difficult without being able to tell people's tone of voice

Edit:
Wait I see it now having scrolled down the page and seen the post that used the same source image. The bird has nicked his head gear :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:20, archived)
# this pic has been shopped a bit so far, i just altered the original a little,
neftriplecrunch.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/noah.jpg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Ah I see it now
I am now amused

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I think it's his hat
My first thought was bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Did you mention Bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)
# :)
Now they should eat him.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Aww man
ffs !!

unwanted lolz
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
# :)

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# oh no you don't!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# what has it brought back?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Love is Pain


Click for bigger (129 kb)
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:00, archived)
# jebus in da house muthafukaz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:02, archived)
#

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:00, archived)
# No I don't
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Yes you do.
Often.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Takes a while...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:56, archived)
# ** SPOILER **
God is Jesus' father.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
# That's it
ruin it for the rest of us!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# No. No!
That's not true! That's impossible!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
# EPISODE IV - A NEW POPE
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I used this cool app:
starwarsintro.com/
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)
# nice work
a refreshing take...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:51, archived)
# ULLA!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:55, archived)
# What are the chances of that coming from Maru?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] A possible explanation
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Haha!
Suddenly, it all makes sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha,
that should shut Dawkins up for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahaha! Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Hahahaha. Love it.
(xspat, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 4:47, archived)
# tee-hee
but not a dinosaur, have a wo ya
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:42, archived)
# beesus
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:44, archived)
# You should compo it
because it has Jesus in it and it is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:57, archived)
# It is, however,
hardly relevant.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)
# hehe beejesus
(gtfomh, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(gtfomh, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I laughed at this for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Oh yes.
*clicks for length*
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Even so, come, Lord Jesus
Come. Hurr hurr hurr.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Hahaha! This made me laugh.
Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Wood !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry]

(lichnis chalcedonica, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Introducing sex is not up to date.
Everyone's done it for all time.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)
# i thought it was only introduced in the 70s as an alternative for drugs and rock 'n' roll
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Adam's snake holding an apple !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:42, archived)
# He should get a doctor to look at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:55, archived)
# ha!
I would expect it to be dispensing apple sauce rather than whole apples. jesus... :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Sorry everyone, I let you all down - this should have been my first foot image.

CFO
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:33, archived)
# That doesn't look like a foot to me.
A couple of inches maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:37, archived)
# And the balance of the b3ta universe is restored ...
:)

Edit: that's quite impressive biro control
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:43, archived)
# The faded felt tip makes this infinity times better
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I rather liked it.
I might just keep on drawing things with my feet for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Nice foot work.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Yes
Good foot job
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Pffft!
Footcock, aiiiiight.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] havn't kids been modernising the bible for years?

"we three kings of orient are..."
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)
# thanks to my school making us learn songs by heart
(thus we never got any reminders of how things went)
i've no idea what the real lyrics even are anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:34, archived)
# i like
but i don't get why ringo is the sun??
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:36, archived)
# ringo STARr
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)
# oh right
thanks. i geddit now.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:43, archived)
# :)
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:46, archived)
# HELLO THE INTERNET!
I CAN ACCESS YOU AGAIN!

EVEN IF MY SCREEN IS A LITTLE FUCKED!

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hey . . . Strange are . . . well come backs !
YAY !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I had a feeling the board was very slow for the past week ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:44, archived)
# were . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Walking on the water is so last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:25, archived)
# XHRIST XTREME 3
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Gnarly
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:53, archived)

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