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[challenge entry] Not really what the compo asked for
Not that it stopped anyone just doing what the hell they wanted last time. Ah well, nm.
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# hahaha
have a comicstrip.
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DISCLAIMER: CONTAINS ALMOST NIL 'STRIP'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# gunky
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# careful now...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Monkey strippers!
*devises business plan*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Damnit!
I demand royalties, 35% for every exposed monkey boob
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# lol
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# brb
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
# this is no good
it would make your gun smell of banana! who wants a fruity gun? no-one, that's who!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# OPEN YOUR MIIIIIIIINNNNNDDDD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# no! bananas are bad and wrong! they are badong!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)
# OOOOOOPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN
YOOOOOUUUUURRRRR
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
# *starts the reactor*
*goes shopping for 3-cupped bra*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# YES!
bananas
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# NO! NO BANANAS!
fuck it, i'm off for a cuppa and to watch a film.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:22, archived)
# make another comic right now
come on hurry

HURRY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I have tablet failure,
so I'd just get annoyed and frustrated with it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# DEAL WITH IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
# FUCK YOU SYSTEM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Bananagun!
In the game of Killer (aka Assassin), I found the Silenced Banana to be a most effective weapon.
Take one banana, affix cardboard tube with "silencer" written on it, point, go "Phttt" and score a kill.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# win ensues.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Gunana
Yes it is
(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Very Eddie
Guns don't kill people, mokeys with guns kill people.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] This doesn't really work

because of the whole Jewish thing :?

or maybe it does.

i'm drunk.
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# RACSIT!
HARRO!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# arf!
although the helmets would suggest riding rather than driving
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Don't overestimate the Chinese
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
# after having sex with one
i don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
# hahaha
Did he wear a helmet? Actually don't answer that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# no
but after half an hour with me, he needed crutches and an ice pack ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Pelvic bruises hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
# yes
but it's fun getting them.
it's the friction burns that are the killers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
# What ever happened to lovemaking?
IT GOT FUCKED! AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)
# maybe they have really bumpy roads in china
(gtfomh, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# either that
or they're scared of a godzilla attack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# This ^
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
#
stupid board, i would have missed this if i hadnt searched through 3 fucking pages because of saturday night boredom. is there an obvious reason why replied posts dont get displayed first?
(Mr Chicken, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Needs more Ginger Prince Harry, Son of Hewitt
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] "And so Jesus placed Peters feet into the Footspa 2000......"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Peters expresion is the best.
"if the fucker tickles my foot I'm going to punt him in the bugle"
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)
# also,peters sandles look like they were just flung on the ground rather than placed, i think they are both gagging for it
*the guy at the table holding his head is on shrooms*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Just laughed so loudly about your 'shrooms comment that i woke the missus up!!!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# whoops, tell her i said sorry
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I told her to go back in the under-stairs cupboard and replace the duct-tape.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Jesus looks like a girl in that picture.
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Ninja Assassin Jesus is about to snap his fucking ankle
and tombstone the gunt
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# jesus, you bastard!
peter is clearly asleep, jesus is trying to make him piss himself by plunging his feet into the warm bubblyness!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# is peter sitting next to a fish? :D
(gtfomh, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:42, archived)
# : D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# haha this^^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I can also clearly see a fish.
and a cat and a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:44, archived)
# They just plaiced that there too fool you
it's a red herring or it represents the sole ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# is that a toothless Dorian Gray behind him?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# and who the fuck is hiding under his elbow?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# It's a weasle of course
all the saints carry a hidden weasle under their robes, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Well make up your mind
under their robes or just in case?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
# They have a weasle in a case under their robes
can I make it any clearer for you!!

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Clear as mud
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Then my work is done
/confusion blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
# WHERE'S MY MILKS?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
# i'm not surprised
they're trying to find out where the fuck all this milk is coming from
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:17, archived)
# FEEEEEESSHHH!
golden tench, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# "anyone got any peanuts?"
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:25, archived)
# congratulations, you have discovered something that doesn't give me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:26, archived)
# *slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# it's the
hairy lips isn't it?
(The Director of Directing, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I heard this on a 1st date once...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:35, archived)
# well done on finding out if she has hair on her 'lips' on a first date
did you score?
(The Director of Directing, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:44, archived)
# No. I was scared. I was 32 years old.

*lies*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# no,, it's the tongue
it looks either diseased or zombified
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)
# it's like a blue popsicle
with all the juice sucked out of it
(The Director of Directing, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# it looks like boiled liver
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# speak for yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)
# perv!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I find that very hard to believe!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)
# strangely, it's true
it's a small list, but jeremy kyle is on it, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)
# THE APPLECOLYPSE IS COMING

:3)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Zombie apple carnage!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# how was York?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:01, archived)
# We decided not to go due to it being rather late
so we are planning on going tomorrow early.

Instead I bought books - I love books, my precious books!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Cores... cooooooores.....
Nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# It's maiden's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I'm like the chaos theory
everytime I switch on my computer something bad happens in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)
# explain
:/
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9711989
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Maiden is the anti-muse
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I used to love the group Throwing Muses
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
#
Oh, gawd!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# ARGH!!!!! NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Aim for it's stem boys.
Oh Christ they're being controlled by zombie worms!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)
# One bad apple
violently attacks the whole barrel.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)
# aaaghhh!
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Aaaargh, zombie fruit!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# a cunt possesed by a cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Ye Gods man what have you done!
this will facilitate the end of the world - Cameron appealling to the lumpen-chav-midday-tv crowds!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:36, archived)
# [picture of that old guy in a wheel chair from a clockwork orange screaming while his wife gets raped]
STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD
(Peter_G, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)
# and they called hitler evil...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Only when he wasn't in the room
"Shhh... he's coming down the corridor - everybody act normal!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:45, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# 2 for the price of 1


*doffs hat to Fresh Water Mole*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# pffft
post-pub lols
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Jeremy you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] let my people go surfing....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# heh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)
# He doesn't look like he's enjoying it much.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Look who's black, black again...

Sorry for shitness, it's late and I only had a laptop touchpad D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I'd have expected him to be more green by now
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Funny story
I nearly did that instead when I started playing with hue
Okay not so funny but the moral is there
Okay there are no morals there
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# wtf
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Do you like my colour matching algorithm?
I used my eyes.
Maybe I'm blind.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# dude,
that's so out of order. The died not so long ago, this is just sick.
I hope you're ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# David Dickinson?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Beat it, chips!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# WHAD DUH FUUCK DID I DO WRONG?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# YOU BLABBED ABOUT MARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# DEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE, DEY KILL YOU AALLLLLL!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# DOES DIS LOOK LIKE A DELUSION?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# DER'S ENUF SHIT IN HERE TO FUCK COHAGEN GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:32, archived)
# SEE YOU AT DA PAAHTY, RICHTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)
# YOU BLEW MY COVERRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# He looks ready to choke a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Dipped in creosote
Mmmm lovely-smelling creosote.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# his hair appears to be made of nylon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# YOU appear to be made of nylon!
Uhm...
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# if i was made of nylon
i couldn't rip your lips off, could i?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# You could if you rubbed your feet along the carpet to get some friction
and gave him a kiss the static charge would rip his lips off.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# i'd rather use my static friction power
to jolt his cock into a massive boner.
failing that, i'd just piss people off with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Nylon Woman - with her mildly irritating powers of static electrical shocks!
*Kazzap! Fizz! Ping!*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:52, archived)
# *orders electric blue spandex outfit and silver cape*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Now
that's what I like to hear!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Adam and Eve at Applebees
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Fruit is really bad for the diet apparently
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# they'd have to be the first people
because the only way i'd touch him is if he was the only man on earth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Why?
Who is he then? Someone famous?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Ah so it isn't Chris Moyles?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Not self-satisfied and smug enough to be Moyles
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# don't know
but he sure is ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# So you're just judging him on his looks then.
Poor bloke. What if he had a lovely personality?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHA BUT HE'S WELL FAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# And look, his leaf is pretty big.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# That's what she said
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# i don't care
there's something about him that just makes my skin crawl. being fat doesn't enter into it, i've dated fat blokes before and, due to alcohol and poor disco lighting, some quite ugly blokes too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Awww
Creepy guys have feelings too! :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# you never met my ex
he's known as CTM, which stands for creepy thin man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Haha, oh dear
That's not a good nickname to have really, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# better than the one his workmates gave him
because of his chinese heritage, they call him plick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Sounds like one of my mates
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# can't be
he hasn't got any mates
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# No they don't,
they have FEEEEELINGSSS *slimeys*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:32, archived)
# MMHMMMM BIG OL' BUTT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# sharpen your scissors next time : )
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# nice pythonage

in other news, the vote for a change challenge is now in its sixth week of a one month time frame, get those entries in while you can!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)
# wait, what
I thought that ended weeks ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# still open
www.b3ta.com/challenge/mockthepoliticians/

Maybe it'll close October 5th, that's when the other site's video competition stops taking entries
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I thought the month was up in time for 2012!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# no, that's the end of the world
I've inked your picture by the way, just got to put it on the computer and colour it.
Been distracted and avoiding this place a bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# *group hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] You know this to be true


Click for bigger (146 kb)
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# 2 planks of wood and some nails?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# She left of her own accord.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Honda?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Arrgh armbreaking!
you could with masking the left hand in the first frame.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# dear god Gladys
that poor things deformed, she only has two!
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Don't cows only have one, but with four nips?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# directors cut
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# *strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# *ladyspulffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# *wipes*
*opens Ebay*
*profits*
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# good 1
:D
(herman:D, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Even the cow at 100yds is surprised
Fuck laser eye surgery just give me the eyes of a cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Two cats, six legs.
My friend takes in foster kitties...recently she got two that needed amputations. Look at 'em go!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GGDJT-7VA
(I helped save b3ta! salamander, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)
# *closes eyes*
*imagines cats*
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# yer maw
edit

bless!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# it makes the saddest face and noise at 1:58
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Wow!
/board seems to have temporarily merged with /links.

How queer.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# they're lovely kitties
and they seem pretty happy to belt around tripedally
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
That's ace. N1

Edit and I'll just Pea this too:

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Seems we got the wrong scale model ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(herman:D, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Goodnight b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# They need to have a word with their caterer about that new waiter
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# aww she looks like the old lady
From the Avalanches' Frontier Psychiatrist music video.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Ha! I spotted it straight away.
There's a scary creature with a blue cardigan on sitting in someone elses seat, he appears to be quite upset about this.
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Almost as bad as
that time Hitler nicked someone's seat at the Xmas party.
www.flickr.com/photos/b4it/1028587010/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# That dude
does not look impressed
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)

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