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[challenge entry] For gods sake... anyone got any bloody Flit!

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:18, archived)
# wtf?
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Woo!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Double Up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Woo!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Why buy wine when Fosters was 24 for 16 quid.


(bowers85 is currently a 'glass half empty' type of guy, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Because it is canoe sex?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Ha ha! Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Pffft! Sweet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:08, archived)
# hahaha
most good, MOST GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:09, archived)
# ha! *click*
'Oi! Oi! Jesus, you're mah bes' fuckin' mate you are, you know that?'

'Wot? Fack off Judas you CAAAAAANT! I fuckin' know wot you done!'

'Yeah, I done your mum! Immaculate conception? FUCK OFF!!'
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:10, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Hahaha,
"You lot should thank Judas, don't know where he got the money from though."
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Getting Even...
(ElNumbre, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha I love that smug Jesus
Photobucket

SICK JOKE BOOK RP!!1!!11
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Elastic?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I don't know how to answer that
so instead, I will just make a strange nasally grunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:06, archived)
# who the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I haven't a clue to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:11, archived)
# good lad
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)
# RNLI
...
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I'm INRI the 8th I am I am
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:11, archived)
# *polite applause*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Except that is the Taj Mahal, which is not a mosque.
Perhaps the Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi would have been a better target?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I suppose he might be commenting on the fact
that most of the hijackers were from Saudi Arabia, but we went and fucked up Afghanistan and Iraq in response.

But maybe I'm reading too much into it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:04, archived)
# This is true.
I doubt this, but it would be nice.

If I were he, I would jump in and say that I had meant this, but say so in a jokey tone. Then I would like him.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:06, archived)
# ^ pedant
but most correct
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:08, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Was the WTC a church?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:07, archived)
# To capitalism?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Probably. But I still think the post is funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:09, archived)
# As do I.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Excellent. I wasn't sure by you wrote, sorry :)
I noticed it was his first post and a lot better than most first posts

/ being nice to noobs blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I did not notice,
but it is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Your foot-owl is very good down there
Now do a foot-cdc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Damn!
You are right.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Well its KIND of like getting a new tablet
Or at least close enough to demand a cdc.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Indeed,
I am on it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I thought it was a subtle comment on the fact that most fundamentalist religious types are a bit thick like.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Like Richard Dawkins, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Haha! Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I drew this with my foot.


Ministry of Nutmeat inspired me to do it, although I shall not thank him for it, as I am a git.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:57, archived)
# owls about that then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:57, archived)
# The blue was already there.
I have to admit that I am fairly pleased with my first ever attempt at drawing with my foot.

The biggest problems are not being able to see what I am drawing and cramp.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)
# His shoe is undone.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I had enough trouble getting my foot out of my mouth to draw with
let alone having to worry about tying the laces of Strigiformes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:14, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dRujZn-g7Q
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Christy Brown's on borrowed time
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Given that he has been dead for 28 years and 18 days
I would have to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:59, archived)
# twit-t-WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:59, archived)
# OOL
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:04, archived)
# i thought that
the other day, nice shop
(Trull, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I like it!
he's a her btw.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Bollocks, he's my owl and I say he's a cock.
/comedy misunderstanding
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:07, archived)
# hahah
it's funny because you thoug....
Oh, hang on.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Cor!
That's actually better than I can do with my hand.

I shall try with my foot tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Highbrow art...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:43, archived)
# You make a fair point
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Yes!
Nice job
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:44, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:44, archived)
# *that is*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:46, archived)
# incredible!
(wbagis, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Haha! Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:51, archived)
# this is a lovely design
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I am going to click this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Go ahead, make my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:19, archived)
# haha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Class,
I want a 'tash of my name.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:01, archived)
# *googles*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Superb! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha silly billy
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:20, archived)
# hehehe...
their prices are a miracle!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Sorry to TJ: Is anyone else having a problem with Cyriak's Poo Pants vid?
It always stops at 1:38 for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:28, archived)
# It plays most of the way through for me
Won't dl the last 1/10 or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:33, archived)
# worked OK for me earlier...
I'll try it again. hang on.

edit: now that's really stuck in my head... worked to the end. And I think I've got a poo in my pants pants pants.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:34, archived)
# compo it!!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Hmm
evan-roth.com/all-tags.html

Needs more marquee and blink.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] It just came to me...
(wbagis, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:17, archived)
# haha! Mary has a very big head.
Like Betty Boop.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Just saw this on my friends Facebook page,


Click for bigger (55 kb)
(Philip_newzealand, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Do you think youd notice if somone came in your sun cream put the lid on and shook it up?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:52, archived)
# whilst you weren't looking of course.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:53, archived)
# you'd likely just walk around thinking you were just sun protected but you'd be covered in jizz.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:53, archived)
# eurgh
you dirty jizz covered fucker

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:54, archived)
# ^These
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:56, archived)
# hahaha!
FP this now! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:05, archived)
# ;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:10, archived)
# FAQ
FAQ
(thec, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I wish you'd left it there.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Ok. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:54, archived)
#
Oh got I wanna eat that

cake.
(Peter_G, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:56, archived)
# fishcake?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I think you need to check what this website's for
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:57, archived)
# it's for wishing lovely people a
HAPPY CANDLE DAY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaay!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:59, archived)
# happy candle!
have a nice cake:
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Enchillada cake!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:06, archived)
# indeedly!
baked just for you!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Woo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Quick!
tell the internetz
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Obama Wan Kenobi


Click for bigger (246 kb)
(Mr_Goose, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:12, archived)
# the cape also has a touch of Batman about it.
very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Are you calling Obama the Dark Knight?
Cos that's probably, y'know, racist or something
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Well, it is autumn
The nights are getting darker.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:32, archived)
# TRIBS!
Thanks again for the story, just read it to Mr Trellis and he thought it was excellent too. I am now wondering if I have the skills to draw it.....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Graphic novel!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Indeed!
That, or pose it myself, storyboard style
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Obama is my christ, he is a great pub lick speaker.
Also Nappy Kandle Doodles.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Thank ye kindly :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Keep off the grass !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(gtfomh, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Sex it up a bit (repost)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:35, archived)
# nice first post!
welcome, shop yourself silly then have a biscuit. They're in the cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Forgive me ...


if there's anyone there - if not I don't suppose it matters. No harm done.
(daveduke67, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I don't think even God would consider the bible a factual book
it's "Based on some true stories from bloomin ages ago" at best
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:02, archived)
# BLASPHEMER!
Burn him!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Burn him?
but I'm not a witch
(daveduke67, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I bet you weigh the same as a duck.
It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:06, archived)
# what does a duck weigh?
(daveduke67, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:08, archived)
# The same as you
BURN HIM
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:11, archived)
# watch it
or i'll turn you into a newt
(daveduke67, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I wonder if God is agnostic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:03, archived)
# He really shouldn't be
I mean if you don't believe in yourself how can you expect anyone else to believe in you?
(daveduke67, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:05, archived)
# THat's a yes then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I..AM..AN..AR-CHI-TECT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:05, archived)
# THEY CALL ME A BUTCHER
I AM A PIONEEEEEEER
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:20, archived)
# THEY CALL ME PRIM-I-TIVE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I AM PURITEEEEEEEE
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:24, archived)
# That's so true . . . wait . . . that's not true . . . hummmn . . . it's a paradox !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Bible predicts Fawlty Towers.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:22, archived)
# wait a minute......
theres something about this ...... Fawlty Towers - linked to Monty Python - they made Life of Brian. The film is loosely based on Jesus of Nazareth.

All available on DVD at Play.com - amazing.
(daveduke67, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Nothing to do with the compo
it's just that I was carved up by one of the numerous ignorant cunts driving around with a fish on the back of their car on my way home from work today, which "inspired" (if that's the right word) this piece of, um, art.

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I hope there's a pit with spikes under that.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Lions.
Let us hope for lions.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:00, archived)
# The volvo might crush them :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Mmmm
fish kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Fish bump in the road ahead !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:02, archived)
# looks like a beak too
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:07, archived)
# That's a piking space
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:12, archived)
# DUCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:13, archived)
# This remains most excellent, even on repost
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:06, archived)
# heh
you need one of these
antiquitopia.blogspot.com/2009/08/ever-evolving-jesus-fish.html
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Haha,
that's great.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Fish car, fish car
roly poly fish car
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Arf!
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Myrrhder !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:00, archived)
# That's just a rumyrrh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] A last supper shall be held....
....and a revelation of entertainment began...

Angry face

... along with a quite an amusing caption comp!

(wbagis, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:46, archived)
# "Jesus Christ, look at the legs on that"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:49, archived)
# haha
some of them like it, some of them don't. But Jesus hasn't even noticed.
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Third from left..
... "ohhh lovely breasticles!"
(wbagis, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Oh Jesus, you cuntaddict.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Is this picture the prequel to this?
www.b3ta.com/board/9711359
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Absolutely!
... you can see how everyone is trying is to pass the murder blame!
(wbagis, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Naaa
that happened coz this fell on them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Now do one with Jesus falling through the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:56, archived)
# actual size
nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:52, archived)
#
opps :( sorry first image post!
(wbagis, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Judas- "30 pieces of silver for another dance, where will I get money like that?"
(wEEjOCKpOOpONGmCPLOP He is ugly though isnt he OOOH YESS!, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Go Mary . . . Go Mary . . . Go Mary !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Heh heh heh, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:59, archived)
# If you look closely you will see the letter M
That was Da Vinci trying to send a message.
The M stands for mimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:10, archived)
# My Pet Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)
# NAILED IT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:36, archived)
# The Christ Kart bonus level is wicked bad.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Also on DSi.
AUGMENT MY CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)
#
Hey kid I need to borrow your..HOVERCHRIST?

it doesn't really work for it

eyE CAN GO..wITHE THE fLOW
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:39, archived)
# HoverChrist?
Why doesn't this exist?! *clicks regardless*

edit: holy shuddering fuck where did that come from
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Wooo!
This ace!

He looks really cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:39, archived)
# CRUCIFUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:41, archived)
# well, wouldn't you be hung up?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Looksh like he,..got the point, Mish Meshypushy..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] last thing friday compo post
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:23, archived)
# That's Jerusalem
/pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:31, archived)
# yass yass
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Good thinking!
I'll quietly slip this one in as well (yours is a masterpiece; this is merely something nasty I wanted to spit out of my system which was vaguely inspired by the compo's request to modernise the Bible)

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ha ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)
# ROCKS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)
# No one Knows
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:37, archived)
# NSFW
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue397/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:15, archived)
# COR! YAY! Alan Titchmarsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Cheers rob!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)
# YAY!!! Newsletter tiem :D
have a great weekend everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)
# that framerater website is 'forbidden'
:(
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)
# ditto.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I'm not wearing a burka, I'm a fucking elephant's leg, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:01, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I'm not wearing a burka, I'm a fucking elephant's leg,
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just park this quietly here then
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Oh I see.
Too good for a badly drawn elephant in a trilby, are we?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)
# :D...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)
# You are Ralph Steadman AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Ye Gods,
that there is some fucking praise.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I like the parallel lines.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Nice use of shadow too.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)
# have you been drinking, Mr P?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
#
, Mr P?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# No, I just drew a picture of a chap in a dishdasha
who is a spy.

He is hiding by pretending to be an elephant's leg.

The elephant is wearing a trilby, to add to the nonchalance of the disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)
# You can tell it is a man, because his testicles can be seen below the hem of the dishdasha.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hahahah, I can see it now... you are a complete loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Yeaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Ah, an excuse to repost this:
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# man shes hawt
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hawt?
she's man!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:15, archived)
# this makes sense in an alternate universe but i'm not in that universe right now
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I like this
The flagrant disregard for any style whatsoever, starkly drawn in red ink (so often the colour of disapproval from our teachers in our formative years) coupled with the subtle undertones of the violent message produce a diluted juxtaposition that is both powerful and fragrant.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I wasn't going for fragrant, but a lot of what you say accurately reflects my intent
as I finished this off.

When I was starting it I was drawing a sketch map to show the journey of the first men to leave Africa, across the Red Sea and along the, now underwater, coast of Yemen.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:12, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Yes.
When you replied I was slightly excited by the counterpoint.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I thought as much
Quite obvious in retrospect
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Tonight I might try drawing with my feet too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I may actually do this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:14, archived)
# An I have:
b3ta.com/board/9711702
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:12, archived)
# i like it
like a mutant with an elongated head and a fucked up arm
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# To be fair though,
you do everything like a mutant with an elongated head and a fucked up arm. Your liking this is appreciated though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I can't deny that.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Got ancient gold? Get cash?


Mnerh.
(Tattsyrup, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahahhahahah! bloody hell, I laughed a bit too loud when i read that....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)
# That is quite literally the funniest thing I have seen today
Well done.

In other news, I spontaneously made up a joke earlier today. It was funny.

Well, *I* laughed.

EDIT: edited for comprehension purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Did anyone see the end of newsnight lastnight
They played out to some cheesy Kenny G style alto sax jazz whilst showing the Anglo Saxon gold.
Quite bizarre.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:06, archived)
# *Like!*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:07, archived)

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