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[challenge entry] 3 men one cup
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# i'm glad i don't eat ice cream anymore
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Ahhh........
Guttenburg, you had so much promise...
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Only really slightly NSFW
Still makes you go "eeeewwwww!" a bit.

De-linked:

(if Mods think it is not OK I will put it back to a link)
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I think you can get away with it
also, I lol'd

mind you, I'm not a mod, still think it's perfectly worksafe :D
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I will wait and see
for a while.

Thanks
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Mind if I pop this in here,
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHA!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
# WOAH NELLY!!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
# That is totally Patrick
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# This is mine
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I am a Mod
....Squad fan
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# worse has been posted
:)

also, to TJ, I am currently craving chips with gravy
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# It's all gravy !
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# i've been craving savoy cabbage with gravy for days
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I had chips with curry on the way back from the pub.
So good.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
# you're fine
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:31, archived)
# looks fine to me
but i'm a perv
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# best link that eye think
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:34, archived)
# HI,I'M CHUCK YEAGER
now sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# CYA FEEEEEESHYMAN!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Tempting and temptinger
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)
# McFudge !
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I GOTS A HANKERIN FOR SOME CREAMY BEEF NUGGETS
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Corker !
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:34, archived)
# O.O
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# ew
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# PFFFWWAAHAHHAHA
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# It's round six and no one's blinked yet.
Stay tuned for more highlights after "This Week In Snaxe Porn".
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
TELL ME AGAIN HUMAN
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# love at first sight?
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# *boke*
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# their eyes give them away
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Yeah, Baby! Let's hit the pool!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# *barrymores*
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# *floats like a goldfish*
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# *stings like a bee*
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# *baby p's*
oh shit I peed in the pool
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# oof!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# OMG THEY ARE ALL WET AND SHIT

(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# THEY SHOULD HAVE PROTECTIVE CLOTHING
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# needs moar reacharound
( eek! that was in my autocomplete :P )
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Where are their eyebrows?
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
#
had to make room for the contacts
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# OH WHEELEYE?
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# BUG EYED BEATS !
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# The eyes have it.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Spent all day on this...

Clicky for bigger.
It's just a backdrop, but turned out better than expected. Plan to edit my peeps in later.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# whilst the sentiment is lost on me
I still fully enjoy this post and expect many more of a similar nature in the near future

:D
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# :)
It really is the most pointless thing I've ever made.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# it's ver' atmospheric
I like it
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# i have no idea why
but this reminds me of the beginning of 28 days later, which is a good thing.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Nice.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# hahah
wow, nicely done

reminds me of a dexter epsiode.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I like Dexter. I watch Dexter.
The guy who killed that lady in the bath is no ice truck killer though.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# agreed
The first series was amazing.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# nice
I'm liking this moochly
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# fuck, i need new glasses
i thought that was scooby doo for a minute
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# HAHAHA
win

HAYHAYHAY
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY, I'M A HORSE!"
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
#
A HORSE JEREMY CLARKSON
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# you know, I could have sworn I saw jeremy clarkson on thursday
I just caught a glimpse of a miserable face behind the wheel of some olde style soft top sportscar thing

Probably just some random miserable bastard having a mid life crisis :D
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# hehe
where abouts was it? You are required by law to throw poo at him if you see him.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Sunny Durham
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# the phrase "sunny durham" masy cause a small paradox
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# it's usually sunny
just cold

FREEZING COLD

still, that's why I'm wearing a T-Shirt

one has to keep warm, innit :)
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# i'm always cold and i don't like it
which is why i've nicked my mum's rather expensive merino wool mattress topper :)
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# jeremy clarkson is a horse?
no wonder he's so tall!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson is a whore!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# hahaha

(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# the top one is disturbing
the bottom one made me choke on my soup
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# he's a handsome dan
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# just think how he's hung.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Impractically.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# actually, i think i'd rather do james may
that's how much i don't want to think of clarkson's cock
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# fucking yes!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Whee he heeee!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# it's like a floofy conga line!!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Its pics like this that make me think the gayshift is underway
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# why are there pictures of me on the internets?
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# you know
the source image for this is kinda gay
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Kinda gay? No, that's full on up your bum and your father's for seconds gay.
He's got a bunch of fun costumes.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# all of them, kinda gay
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Gayshift?!?
Don't mind if I do...
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# woooop
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# INVISIBLE JACKHAMMERS!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# POGO STICKS!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# i'm trying to take it upmarket
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# HAY!!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# HAY!
[/;-D
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# HAAY
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# WE'RE THE MONKEES!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# NAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAY !
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# And that's why he was disqualified from the grand national.
Love it.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Inkscape no longer works on my system :(
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Inkescape ?
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Inkscape
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Moran guy is moran.
Thx.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# go usa
:)
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# X-D
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# it's jeremy clarkson
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Jeremy The Annoying Hearse!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# A relative of his perhaps.
The googly eyes must run in an other part of the family.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Probably on the maternal grandmother's side
(Does that sound logical? I don't know, I've been drinking heavily)
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
# hawray!
*click*
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
[challenge entry] as it's just been on BBC4
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# ooo
nicely done
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# nice
subtle, yet to the point. i like it.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Mmmmmmmotion picture
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I need some p'shop training I think
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# would
(knightley that is)
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# i would like to see katie price in a hole
shortly before it's filled in with a mixture of diarrhoea and concrete.
also, the hole is a decent film.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# :)^this

*provides diarrhoea*
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# i've got the concrete
just don't tell discomeats
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] curious
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# hahaha
the dog should have a shitty arsehole tho
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice :)
Now I want to see tyre marks on the dog
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# :D

with this in mind
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Hahaha,
I'll take the slug any day.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# i'm not surprised
fuck the divorce, just use a tub of saxo
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# One good slug deserves another !
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] needs more


Nom nom
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# tasty bush
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I was all ready to shout WOAH NSFW
then I was like DAMN, denial of smooth ladypartytimes

:D
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# hehehe
mah plan doth work methinks!

edit: *looks at real smooth ladypartytimes*
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# reminded me of this

(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# got to love a bit of eye manipulation :D

(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# haha
now that is just strange
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Dear Deirdre
can I get pregnant if my boyfriend cums in my eye?
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Dear Kevin,
Yes, but only some times.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't make him horny, you wouldn't like........
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# this is making me giggle like a maniac
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Jolly Green . . .
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# ho ho ho!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# pfft
Reminds me of working at xmas on year - someone did the obligatory 'ho ho ho', to which I cheerily sang 'GREEN GIANT!!'

Did I get funny looks
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Look, Mommy--I didn't squat!
No big purpose here, except this twat annoys me.

(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Hit's ice skates are getting ruined !
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Your choice of the word 'his' is a tad generous :)
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I'm going to go back and change it to it's ^
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for shitness
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# RAM ST GEIGHBOURS, Private Eye
:D
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Pinball art

I'm trying to make some animations for the Dot Matrix Display on my Twilight Zone Pinball table. I'm limited to 128x35 greyscale and 10 frames max. Any idea's to make it look less cack?
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# awesome
you could have the depressed keys shaded slightly darker to create a little more depth, but looking good so far. ;)

like this:
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# i can't offer any advice
but i can say that this is rather splendid
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# That is pretty nifty . . . all else I could say . . . P C already said up there ^
I love pinball too !
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] That's not a....
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# i see you've played knifey/dildo before
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Touche` !
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# heheh
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Never bring a knife to a schlongfight
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Get Back !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# hahah
his eye is making me lol
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# He's going for it . . .
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# the guy who came on her backside
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# and let the fur fly !
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] God Dammit Indy, where doesn't it hurt?
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# would
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# oh yes
he is on my allowed list
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Everything I found out, I want to forget....
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Nice tag line.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Should be
"they stole his gender, now it wants it back"
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hahahah
"changes quickly"

edit: can't be arsed actually as I already spent an hour on it
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Haha
fair enough :)
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Arf :)
Oh, by the way, earlier I wasn't trying to demean the fact you were talking to well-known people on twitter. That's cool and all. But I just hate twitter.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# hey no probs
each to their own

cheers
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# This one probably will be made in the not too far near distant future !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] In Scrubbervision!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# it's meant to be celluloid, not cellulite
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# very well done :)
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# That made me laugh enough I had to show my housemates
and that doesn't happen often. Very well done! *click*


Fuck, that sounds really patronising doesn't it!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# haha
proper out loud laughs
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Slag On . . . Slag Off !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# wax on
whacks off
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# that is an awesome stick
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# your new stick is awesome
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Ahahahah
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# It's all in the wrist.
...apparently.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Can I be geeky?
Only good boomerangs don't ever come back. Means you hit something with it. Well, apart from the ground in this case.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Good boomerangs, and sticks.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# That is indeed an awesome stick.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# MIDDLE FRAME : NAZIS
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# heil stickler!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# It's ok kids
it's not Evil Hitler, it's Comedy Hitler!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# ALSO:
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Win!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# hahahaha HITLERJUGENDSCHTICKFLINGEN!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Stick with it !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] does scat porn count?

nicely conker brown but too much white bread!
footnote: doesnt g. mcK have asymmetrical eyes? is this common in all conpersons?
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# is there any need to see her sniffing shit at dinnertime
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Absolutely none.
It's just what she does. And she would not approve of your having dinner at this time of night. Me? Just going to begin dessert.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# those eyes are clearly crooked
they're trying to escape around the back of her head so they don't have to look at any more rancid floaters
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
I'm going to bed now.

'Night, interent!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# claaaaaaan
nighty night, don't let the bed bugs paralyse!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha!
Always worth taking the piss out of Gillian McKeith, or to give her her full medical title, Gillian McKeith
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)

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