Imagine how much tea that thing can hold!
Good lord! To the tea machine!
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:59,
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Beaten by boredom.
Suspect this has been done before a great many times.
I'll just go now.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:27,
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I'll just go now.
wellllllllll...
I used to actually have a packet of stickers for the top one...
I think that "Smoking funds your government" would be a much more effective warning.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:30,
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I think that "Smoking funds your government" would be a much more effective warning.
i've not smoked for 10 years
and i still remember how awful mayfair was.
i smoked superkings cos of their great value and occasionally silk cut for a treat.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:22,
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i smoked superkings cos of their great value and occasionally silk cut for a treat.
Arf!
But I really must tell you that you are very wrong on Marlboro being cheaper than Mayfair.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:50,
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Maybe I'm the only one but actually
i think smoking makes you look like a degenerate pikey
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:33,
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Looks to be a treacle tart
hehe lovely animation to wake up to
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:15,
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*wants*
but not as much as a "Maid of Honour". Ever since I moved sarf, I've realised that they are only made in Yorkshire :(
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:23,
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I feel ashamed as a Yorkshire lass I should have known what they were
but sadly I had to Google for them and they seem to be some flaky pastry cream filled things of delight - more research is needed!
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:41,
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I may make one at some point
but today it will be oat cookies :)
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:25,
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Oat Cookies are nomyum
* I must go out to visit James in Hopsital today cya laters
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:37,
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Hahahaha! That's fantastic! :D
Here's one from last night that was missed but deserves more attention :) Go and have a look at it (not mine)
www.b3ta.com/board/9735107
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:24,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9735107
Yep. I never thought he'd get a wife. But he got a handful when he did.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 8:01,
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You've been around a while--What does it mean when a reply doesn't show up to a post?
I replied to the 'dirty harry' post above, and it doesn't appear. Tried twice. No effect.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 8:44,
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Are you caling him old?
Also not sure about your problem. Worked for me. Turn it off and on again.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:07,
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A reply sometimes does not appear if it's the same reply as your previous one.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:29,
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Happy b3taday, dude.
I hope there are sausages and bacons in your candle hat. I could really go for some of them right now :)
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 8:52,
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There were...
I have eaten those... I think the pan is just keeping warm till someone draws some food for me to put in it?
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:09,
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Don't look at me.
Thanks to your pan, I have cancelled plans for a lovely lie in and intend to go to the shops and buy pieces of meat to fry for breakfast.
In the meantime, I am lying in bed eating Hershey's Cookies and Chocolate and drinking Diet Coke.
I'm not American, they were they only foodstuffs within arms length.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:29,
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In the meantime, I am lying in bed eating Hershey's Cookies and Chocolate and drinking Diet Coke.
I'm not American, they were they only foodstuffs within arms length.
My only wish is that I had some mentos so I could preform some Saturday morning SCIENCE!! :D
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:34,
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WHERE'S THE NOISE!?!?!
Not that it needs it. I just like saying that
every time you don't use it. AAU
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 7:10,
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every time you don't use it. AAU
NOOOOOIIIISE!!!!!
Actually I made this as a result of looking at some of the very early noise pics today. There was an approach I used for a while back then that I'd almost forgotten about, and this is an attempt to recreate it.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 7:16,
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That's the stuff.
Clean look is all very well and good, but noise is cheap way to add some character.
This looks to me rather chunky in comparison to your more recent ones. Still ace though.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 7:25,
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This looks to me rather chunky in comparison to your more recent ones. Still ace though.
You're on fucking fire!
congrats on not getting banned for two solid years
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 8:25,
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congrats on not getting banned for two solid years
"banned for two solid years"
?
EDIT: sorry, I just re-read that and noticed it said "Not being banned".
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 8:30,
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EDIT: sorry, I just re-read that and noticed it said "Not being banned".
THIS IS A VERY UNSAFE ACTIVITY
PLEASE SIT NEAR SOME HANDRAILS IF A SAFETY BARRIER IS NOT FORTHCOMING
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:45,
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Clearly she is working out some intestinal issue.
No shouting please. See below
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 6:09,
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(whisper) Your art is fantastic.
I envy it. Not in an evil way. I know what I am and I envy birds too. That's just being honest. Beauty is something we want to own.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 6:28,
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I love birds...and birds :D ...and I used to draw happy tits in school... alot!
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 6:31,
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Happy B3taday! Also fart gif furthers humanity in ways we can never see.
But we need it, we all know that.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:58,
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Cheers
&
Bela Lugosi's Dad
Tahkcalb
Mu
mofaha
atomic
Thank you all ¬
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:59,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad
Tahkcalb
Mu
mofaha
atomic
Thank you all ¬
She breaks the 4th wall with rainbow power
What else is there to see?
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 6:45,
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Yeah, was like that here too today.
Nice enough, but I can feel the cold
of winter marching in the hills beyond.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:59,
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of winter marching in the hills beyond.
I like how she deflects the leaves with her mind powers.
I want powers like that.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 6:04,
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A young man of 13, pondering Life on a windy Fall day...
...not knowing he's trapped in a social system, and will soon become part of the machine, gears ground to nothing, breaksdown, and tossed out with the other refuse, to be crushed into cubes that will soon be melted down to make baby bottles that nurture future cogs.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 6:19,
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no
I typed in spaz or mong or downs in google search. God bless google. In the past we needed freak books.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:42,
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Don't feel too bad.
If it's not tragic it's not funny. Also special people hate being excluded most of all. The world is cruel, so vent this way. I approve.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:52,
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Party at my house--as long as supplies last
Just follow your nose
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:41,
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Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the carols on endless loop echoing from the shops below.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:09,
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Totally the fireplace.
They must be stoners to pile that right next to the fireplace.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:54,
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I like how you manipulated this image to make it funny/beautiful and/or poignant.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:50,
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I was sucked in by the headline,
by the end of the third paragraph I was in love.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:21,
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I agree with Mu here. It needs some eyes and teeth.
An alcoholic pile of weed has potential, but really just the picture does not cut it. Sorry.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:57,
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I see white sneakers and jeans and now I'm wondering the meaning. Please explain
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I could see the legs were shopped. No one read the last half of my post.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:03,
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Ahahaha.
Apparently the next series of top gear involves James May and a caravan/blimp. I know someone who lives near where they filmed it.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:13,
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I see it now too.
The little specular blobs on the foreground bottle are all 'Oh no!'
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:32,
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Jeez--I create a thousand "hard" manips and animatiions, and ONE down and dirty . . .
and the cry babies come out of the cracks! PFFF *waaaah* :)
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:05,
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If there's a joke to get, then everyone's missed it.
Otherwise it's just a picture of some weed.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:08,
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What the hell happened to /board today?
First they bomb the moon, then Obama gets the nobel peace prize, NOW THIS
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:58,
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Yeah, well, you weren't here and we ate a bag of sugar.
Also, the very old are now allowed to sleep in your bed with you for warmth.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:05,
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I know it's GC, prob bindun and old but the board is slow and full of a lot of shit so have it :)
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Awww, another cute 'clean your monitor' animation.
That actually knows what it's cleaning. Nice!
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:43,
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arf! I never thought of that,
it does look like the business end of an aquarium snail
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:44,
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For use on thread wasters. Make your own overhead sign to name the offender?
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:46,
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Be at it all day to customize them. Just tell them to get in line like the others.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:50,
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No, I think it only comes in the one.
"Vulgar" language, to be precise.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:55,
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K! Use OCR and auto translate tools to i18n toaps.
Win! Massive, massive win! First!
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:24,
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Never got around to using this
nor a few more made for that purpose
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:06,
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I've done, and used, a fair number of different ones. Mostly TOAP like this.
And only a few animated ones. I should make some more.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:13,
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And only a few animated ones. I should make some more.
Found this today
but I feel it would be terribly familiar to use it in this situation.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:56,
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but I feel it would be terribly familiar to use it in this situation.
I have 600 nitrous shots, 10 happy caps, 4 hummers, 3 grams of shake 'n' vac, 10 salvia plants and 5 peyote cacti.
And I'm not sharing.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:46,
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I've grown it outside a couple of times with mixed results.
First time went pretty well.
The next year I tried again and f**king cows got into the garden from the field next door and ate it.
F**king cows.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:01,
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The next year I tried again and f**king cows got into the garden from the field next door and ate it.
F**king cows.
You don't seem anything like the other French guy. He was awful :-(
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:47,
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is that permission?
and please don't call me a lurker, it really hurts my feelings....
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:47,
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Please don't call me smelly
the truth hurts.
And yes you have my permission. Go for it, dude.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:58,
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And yes you have my permission. Go for it, dude.
there is a minty shower gel that I hear is good for unwanted stenches
smelling bad is just like pistol-whipping a blind kid. There is just no pleasure in it.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:03,
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If youse got a paper and youse got a pushpin youse can make a blowgun.
I done it.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:27,
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Only born from 7 monhs here Hey please let your while brush grow
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:08,
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thanks for the idea we suppose to receive a visit of the Prince Charles here downtown here in quebec on november
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:14,
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NO YOU STUPID FRENCH SHIT, 'BOMB' IS SLANG FOR 'BUM' WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU WEREN'T SO FUCKING FRENCH.
YOU'D BETTER HURRY UP AND SURRENDER RIGHT NOW OR WE ARE GOING TO MARCH ON QUEBEC AND BUM THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID FLAPPY JAWED RETARDED FAMILY.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:31,
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You utter twat.
Replying to your own pointless crap in crap english. You utterly pointless crappy twat.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:14,
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Alouette, gentil alouette, alouette... please cunt yourself in the fuck.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:14,
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Bonjour personne étrangère! Lisez les FAQs s'il vous plait.
Sérieusement! Vous etes ennuyant vraiment!
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