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[challenge entry] One word...
Zeppelins!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# *looks at chest*
*sighs*
not any more...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I can endorse this!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:03, archived)
# AGh!!!!

a country memoryless.
(today, some[no]body celebrating that Piรฑera wins presidence of chile)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# what a cunt
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# My Chilean friends and their families are all big fans of Pinochet
I guess that's why they live in Australia now
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR THEM
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# His tie kind of carries on out of the picture
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Death squads, in shiny boots, are already at someone's door letting that fresh air come in.
Not good.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# more proof that democracy sucks
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# He still sounds better than most of the conservatives who run (and win) in the U.S.
Hopefully he won't be horrible, but you never know.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Why is he holding a picture of Spike Milligan?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Not so cute now, is he?..
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# salutes, old timer
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# hahhahh no
 
this gives me an idea
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# also, I watched Anger Management again the other night
and I can NOT get this out of my fucking head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmv3WlKa6U8

damn your eyes, Jack Nicholson
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# oh yeah, that too.
:D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# i got that
for xmas and was singing it for days :D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 7:30, archived)
# this is how i feel
i really need to get some decent tissues, the cheap bog roll i'm using to blow my nose is starting to take the fucking skin off
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# vaseline
is like a miracle cure
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# especially for bumsex
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# scooting backwards up the bed
with a horrified look on your face usually helps, too
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# you're no fun
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# i am fun
i just believe my personal import/export arrangements shouldn't be messed with
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)
# i hate vaseline
it's all greasy and suchlike
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# that's what a friend of mine calls John Wayne toilet paper
rough, tough, and won't take shit off of nobody
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# heheheh
that's what we called that shiny bog paper we used to get in school
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# scunner pose
afrai
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Oh hell yes.
A bandwagon that's amusing. I haven't seen one for ages!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# the pubes, they tickle :D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Blame /links
I'm going to bed.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)
# pob in a pub
i'm liking this.
enjoy your sleeps!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# your wonderfull btw
and i have been thinking this for quite a while.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# with gin
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# This is a terrible slur.
I might sue. Or you could buy me a drink and we'll talk about it...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# no, THIS is a terrible slur:
hey, sundae girl, i don't like you as much as i like my mum!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# or Jamnog doesn't like you as much as he likes gin
I am willing to conduct an experiment regarding Sundae Girl and my mum, however.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)
# would there be gin involved?
how about a camera?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)
# it could be arranged
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# i bet it could
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I am shocked an appalled,
and other spelling mistakes too. Don't you know i made the Newsletter with one of my videos? I might be tired, but I'm officially cool.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# but my mum is my mum
and she's sending me on holiday FOR FREE!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# \o/
This is good news. I like.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# it is good
but i won't get back till may 31st, so i've had to cancel my trip to the london bash. again.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Well i know this wont do me any favours;
but i'd rather stick pins in my eyes than attend a bash. Not that they'd miss me and give them my love.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# there are bound to be plenty
who feel the same. i've just never been to one and wanted to give it a go. still, i'll be sitting in a rooftop jacuzzi, sipping on a large alcoholic beverage and enjoying the sunshine ;)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# I would
have to punch someone in the face. A fat face. i don't want to do that so will always have to say no.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# 0_0
who has upset you?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I'm sure he is ok really
So no names. I won't forget though.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# okeydoke
best to avoid him, then. he might be a colossal twat.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# That is indeed possible.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# *sings* Can't get away
to marry you today.
My life, won't let me. :D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# POB ROCK
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Little Miss 'I tried to make an 8 Bit Bayonetta'
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# she's a bit scary
yet still a sexy minx
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# 99 :D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:28, archived)
# I see your C64 and raise you an Atari
 


woo!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Quick and dirty
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# thanks god you turned up
i was worried i was alone
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)
# i'm still here
hiding in the shadows, like a badly concealed elephant
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# you slye thing
i was busy noticing your still here down there but i got out thingied by your being here up here an thats gone and scuppered my up hereness now
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# haha!
i am both sly and cunning!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
# like some kind of catfox
i think thats a thing thats real and thus is uhmm your a catfox
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
# yes. yes i am a catfox.
i've got a good idea where both redsushi and ttssattsr are, which is crying into their beer over the snooker and knowing that i was right.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# :( sullivan families
they looks good on paper and really I like the idea that he is the best but once the point is proved the arrow looses momentum. and i think i missed my mark. and mashed my metaphorical tea bag carousel. alsoyou should never start a line with an and
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)
# and
you should never start a party with a quiche
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# you need to drink more gin, Jamnog
you fucking legend
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:19, archived)
# im on the blooy
budweiser arglres (coamaringz)
edit : im out
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# I had to call the real Mr Meaner when working in a phone related job once.
Oh how I laughed
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# lookie here!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)
# one one to finish on
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)
# PISSSSSSSSS! COMIN OUTTA MAH ASSSSSSS!
 


woo
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# also, your cock has turned into buttocks
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)
# no that is a bumchin
 
it already pissed off its cock, if it had one
OUT OF ITS ASSSS
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# ah, right
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# lol:D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
#

(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 8:53, archived)
# All bandwagons are shit
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Understatement!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)
# this ^^
after idk how many hours of drinkies i just did my impression of the kfc version of borris woo the vectoror
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:52, archived)
# i didn't know mo mowlam and nick griffin had a child
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# im sorry
im such a moocher and a cad possibly a bounder.
and your so nice and im so drunk
can i just sit here please and look at your beer mat?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# that depends
is beer mat a euphemism?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# i dont know how it could be, i am in the middle of my
i am pretending to be a kfc person who makes things that involve chicken but dont really look like they should,, and also looking at that accordien squirrel.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# the accordian squirrel is rather good
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Thx.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# i'm just waiting for sushi to show up
so i can give him an almighty "i told you so".
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks and appologies to Weebl.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
I think this should win the compo
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:43, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhhah
 
hands up who doesn't love Magical Trevor? I can't stand the little cunt
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)
# where's my apology you cunt?
woo and woo. And suchlike.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Why should I appologize?
You just found it.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)
# I didn't even do that
so well said. you cunt
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# lols
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Superb!
Although it sounds just a little like the 118 247 advert :)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# We know you can hear us
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# bindun
But such a classic I am sure people won't mind :)
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Is there anything left in b3ta that hasn't been done yet?
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# when you have been here for over 5 years,
It is like watching convergent evolution.

Beautiful in a sad way.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)
# ^ this
if anything it makes that which has not bindun that much more appreciable.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)
# like my drawings
?
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# sure, that would be an example
then again your drawings aren't "doing" anything, they just are :-)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Something about something that hasn't happened yet.
Which is not to say that many of us don't anticipate trends and stock ahead.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)
# squirrels with dicks!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:54, archived)
# hellfuckit
im gonna be the first to say it probably was done by me but no one noticed so carry on
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# and squirrels with strapons i can be sure i didnt go near those
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
# or rubber
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
# or mace
tho i did fish with mace
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# mice with whips
I left that alone, knock your fuck self out hahahah ium fucking shitfaced hahahahah
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)
# everyone elft ages ago i dunno why i do this when i get drunk its just a perfersion i suppose
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)
# hopefully no one will reply with some kind of ligical answer before i just get tire of making myself look badand get some sleep
pah its such a hollow empty existance one finger typing this retarded bollocks thaat I am half tempted to run out of steam
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)
# This is awesome
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# im gonna re think my wallpaper
this wins! and strikes many home truths ogh i miss john peel
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)
# I AM SO DOMINATED RIGHT NOW
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# DOMINATION: ACHIEVED
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Oh yes. What a quality humor image
I perfectly understand this and am laughing a proper amount.
/ris
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Beaten to it, well played sir
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:40, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# i did a laugh at this
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# haha great
oh tim curry
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# dead body is missing in mine :(
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Yours is spot on for the style, but the idea needed some evidence.
So to speak. [/;-D
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Mine was from years ago
I wish I had saved the original thread...

Approximately every 2 years, we all wheel out the Mr Men parodies..
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:39, archived)
# haha:D
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# miss flowercunt has a bumhat
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)
# I wasn't going to post this..
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)
# well it made me smile
 
so I am glad you did
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# *turns off webcam*
...how come it still shows on here?!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# I CDC WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Which is likely what she said too.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:25, archived)
#

(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Is this the next generation Teletubbies
that we never have seen in the States?
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# yes
oh I'm sure you'll be getting it soon enough. And it's bloody brilliant.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# what are they called now?
not turning up similar scary images with Google
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# "In the Night Garden"
it's very trippy.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)
# thanks - found the Wiki - guess i don't watch enough infant TV
but the same thing happened with Teletubbies - for many years we never heard of them (but now they are merchandised all over the place, almost as bad a s Simpsons crap!)
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha!
it is him
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# That thing gives me the serious fear
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# ^this
&woo
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Must have been done.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Aha!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh. Yes. Yes I did!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Well played.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Thanks
It came to me after the first one
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# ish...
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# I like this
But the I and the l are killing me.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)
# yes - I tried it the other way and it was much easier to read
don't know - maybe all-caps is better?
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Love it!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)
# it would only take a little miss-Ile to kill you anyway
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Oh very good indeed! *clicky*
Wish my mind (and photoshop skills) were as quick as this!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Thanks
I enjoyed making it.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] excellent!
lately everyone's photoshopped hilariously, and no twattery
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)
# excellent compo entry
:D
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Oh
teh irony
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# :DD
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Bravo!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Thanks all
I'd have thanked you personally but my hard drive just died.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Can I have a peanut?
For liking this? Top trumps. Boom. Boom.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 8:19, archived)
# You can have a pearoast


Will that do?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Don't know why.....
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)
# haha!
would


EDIT: TJ would you guys rather see a portrait of heath ledger, christian bale or Boris Johnson?
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)
# That's like choosing which of my own testicles I like more.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)
# You have three testicles?
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I acquired the third in a bet.


Edit: Actually, the same goes for the other two.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Left one or right one?
There's only one way to find out.
FIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Best. Wank. Ever.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Heath!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)
# It's probably that tag through his head.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwww.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Oh. I can jump.


Edit: Or Little Miss Tperiod.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Ha ha
Took me a second... I was thinking "What did she take?" X-D
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)
# it up the arse
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Evidently not.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Well, perhaps not the first time.
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)
# if that's what you think, I'd advise you not to engage in buttsex anytime soon
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:42, archived)
# noted
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:42, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)
# !!!!!!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)
# LOLs
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Wet. Wet. Wet.
LOL!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Yay! its.....
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
# uueeeuuurggheeeuuuugghhghee
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)
# *shloppshloppshlooppshlooooopp*
*shlop*
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Mr. Artifacts fucks you in your tracts

SIDEWAYS
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)
# With four sloppy stumpys apendages
Like a horrible flying spaghetti monster
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:38, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)

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