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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)

Argh, recursion!

*mind crumbles*

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)

iVe just noticed the middle smoke looks like a happy elephant

I should have won that compo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)

noice :D

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)

Hahahaha

I found this "I found this". I think it should win the "I think it should win" compo.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)

Recurs

(Sverre my password is "password", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9890827

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)

Stuck in an infinite loop! Send help!

(Sverre my password is "password", Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)

Hmm..

#:D

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)

You get a click too.

Frankly, everyone click these and flood the popular with them.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:55, archived)

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..wil, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9890827

ALSO
compo it

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)

ihave found the winning entry everyone....

Simply take any one of these images, make it 200% larger and post it in this comp.

* Wins

_/ \_

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:15, archived)

I found this too

Sorry.

(Willem Beeeeeeeeees!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)

well, it's bigger and heavier than the ipone

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)

Sod Saber Book

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:49, archived)

Vast Jack

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:49, archived)

minor threadjack

this was keeping me awake last night.
Are there any electronics boffins here who can tell me what this would do?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT SWITCH THIS ON

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)

yeah but what would it do?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)

Almost nothing

is my opinion. But I am sure somebody else will be able to improve on that

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An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)

well sometimes you'd be surprised what stuff does.

I made a physical analogue of this ages ago when I was trying to invent a constant engagement continuously variable transmission. Which is supposed to be impossible, but I'm telling you it's not.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)

Instant singularity

Which would end badly for us fleshy types.

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)

are those supposed to be coils?

because I don't know either way.

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)

It would

disguise itself as a robot.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)

It creates a shortcut through a particularly thick hedge

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)

Can I have biscuits?

Sorry, actually meant to write Can I haz bizkitz plz? but then I remembered where I was posting.

(Sverre my password is "password", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)

not a lot

err, looks like a complicated way of doing a 1:1 transformer, But need to know the turns ratios the be precise.

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lord bofingham, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)

assume # of turns is proportional to # of squiggles.

my thinking is that, through one circuit, it's step down, but through the other, it's step up, so it could be 1:1. Or it might not be. Depending on which way the current wants to go.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)

Putting AC thru it would be odd.

Phase would change on output.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)

it would have to be AC, or it wouldn't do very much at all.

you could also introduce LC filters in the middle, for lols, to get a transformer whose ratio depends on the frequency.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)

non issue

it's balanced just switch over the connections

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lord bofingham, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)

yep

on the LHS the upper half of the centre section looks like a 3:1 step down, in phase with the lower half which looks like a 3:2 step down. And on the RHS vice versa, overall giving you in=out

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lord bofingham, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)

but that's assuming equal current distribution between the two paths,

which isn't necessarily the case for all types of output load. I've a feeling the overall ratio could be quite unpredictable.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)

possibly but not necessarily.

If we're getting into that level of detail we need detailed specs of the two transformers.

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lord bofingham, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)

I'm going to have to make one, I think.

It's not going to blow my house up, despite the concern expressed above. At least, not if I only use low voltage.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)

I'm intrigued now

What do you expect?

it's going to give you in=out unless you go to too high or too low freqs or too high or too low power loads, and then, unless there's some odd unbalance in the transformers or wiring it'll be nothing unusual

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lord bofingham, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)

Would it have some capacitance?

(Reading between the lines {;-) )

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)

everything has some capacitance.

which raises an interesting point about the gate charge of MOSFETs in switching power supplies.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:08, archived)

and PAL and NTSC

NTSC (Never The Same Color) bolloxed the colour on US TVs due the base emittter capacitance variation of transistors changing with DC offset, PAL (Pricey And Late) overcame this with an expensive modification

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lord bofingham, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)

xkcd.com/356/

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)

I actually tried to work that out before I went onto the next panel

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)

I know nothing about electronics.

I don't even know about stuff like the differences between voltage and current.

Now, if you were to express a circuit as a weighted graph, on the other hand....

(actually come to think of it, I only really know about unweighted graphs, so never mind)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)

that's an interesting question

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lord bofingham, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:25, archived)

Wait what?

Don't make her forget her lust for women, silly man!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)

iWas wondering about that myself

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)

heheh

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)

All the good rhymes were taken

(alphaprivative, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)

heh, nice rhyming

www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=pad&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)

Dammit

I could have had 'mackerel scad'! Too late now

(alphaprivative, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)

I found this, I think it should win the compo.

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)

iLikethis!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)

yeah!

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)

Clicked, damn it.

[/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)

This is by far the most amazing thing I have EVER seen.

100% fact

(Poodles! MCCCXXXVII, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)

It's drawing Tiem with Lord Aerixis!

Still a WIP, please tell me you can tell who it is?

Click for bigger (392 kb)

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:38, archived)

iBoris?

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)

Thank

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)

Why, 'tis easy!

'tis easy!Lord Boris of Johnston!
And a very good likeness too I might say.
I may have spelled his surname wrong

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)

For that

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)

It's an iPad.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)

Winnar!

lolnotreallyjustkidding

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)

BoJo!

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weaver., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)

Woo!

Thanks god for that, I'm always worried my portraits'd look like someone totally fucked up

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:42, archived)

iThought iT was Boris Becker

but iThink iGot mixed up

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)

Odo?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)

hahahahaha

*breathes*

hahahahaha

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:42, archived)

Nah, it's real good like.

iLike drawing too, got two I'm about to scan in now.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:49, archived)

Nah

He was never able to morph that good into human

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)

But he looks better with a fringe

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)

That's true.

That's very true.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:47, archived)

Lilly Allen

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)

*spits doritos everywhere*

close enough

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:47, archived)

WIP?

Wanker in progress?

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:47, archived)

wow,

now I know who that person is so I can tell it's a good likeness this time.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:49, archived)

i pratt?

(Testicles just for you, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)

(REVOL needs a bagel, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:38, archived)

Hahaha

*clicks*

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)

Waste of good beer that is

iThink it's an outrage!

(Jimmie pokes his head out from under his rock., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)

yay!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)

Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:38, archived)

yes

it's got knobs

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)

Oddly

that's who'll buy it too.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)

^This

And woo.

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Grampa, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)

hahaha

this to win the compo :D

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FIEND, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:42, archived)

Pffft....

*click*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)

hhahahha

(CJcypher finaly learned someting on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)

I've just been watching

I Robot then I turned off the TV to see what this week's compo was. Spookeh!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)

Wow, this has changed our lives...

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..wil, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)

nsfw!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)

How about....

iLovehorses and then we quit this?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)

...

(sik ly sweet, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:29, archived)

This deserves more Woo!

Give some woo people, please

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)

woo!!!

(sik ly sweet, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:55, archived)

This helps

oh, it's you

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)

...

i hear that a lot...
:(

(sik ly sweet, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)

Minor deviation from the thoughtless repetition ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:27, archived)

no red ink?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)

:((

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)

I know, I was sad too

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)

Revolutionising tablet ennis?

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)

Hahaha!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:25, archived)

Think of the advertising opportunities!

Also www.tabletennisdb.com/dictionary/pad

But it's INCORRECT, So don't go getting any ideas.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)

Bindun, but added some flair ;o)

(Shocktactix Because I'm worth it..., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)

well I never

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:27, archived)

for smug gits everywhere...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:18, archived)

Cor!

E's got a biggun
what he is compensating for is another matter entirely

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)

not only smug gits

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)

haaha XD

(CJcypher finaly learned someting on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:18, archived)

Is it under your right bollock?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)

Ewwwww.

I thought that was his leg :(
please tell me that's his leg

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)

Its not his leg!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)

Oh, Wobbly :(

Wobbly :(You has made it impossibles for me to speep tonight nows :(
but your happy doggy makes it all better

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)

mouse pad? there's an app for that...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)

Nice.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)

he proceeded to kill everyone

(REVOL needs a bagel, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)

whos with me

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FIEND, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)

Token lazy effort

(shamelessly ripped off from The Wall Street Journal's original quote)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)

Yeah, it is.

Might be wise to start thinking of an altcompo
idea just to keep ourselves amused.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)

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