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[challenge entry]


CFFM (350Kb)

Previously

Oops wrong one. That's better.

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Yeaaaaah baby

*Click*

:)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Ta.
Forgot to sepia though *facepalm*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# This, I like.
I shall therefore do this: *click*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"One million pointless deaths ... "

Or something.

/badly thought-out satire
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Are those furry letters?

I think I want them to be
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Unfortunately not.
They are 'painstakingly bodged together in paint.net' letters.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# haha smashing
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Howdy stranger.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
# hey there fella how's it going?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Not bad...
Really must do some w*rk though after spaffing the morning away making posters :/
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# haha yeah I know the feeling
my periodic returns to b3ta always tend to coincide with my workload increasing!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry I didn't see you coming..
"Keep your eyes peeled Goering, if the invisible woman is working in our area we might be able to pick up evidence of her recent activities..."

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# a touch NSFW there squire
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# a touch?
:)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Nonsense
NSFW is something that looks like porn from the perspective of your boss looking over your shoulder. Someone in swimming costume is more NSFW than that
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I'd love to see my boss dressed as Hitler in a swimming costume
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Whatever turns you on...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Nazis Searching For Woman
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I wasn't complaining/criticising
I was amused by GS's comment.

Nothing to see here, move along. :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Oops!
How do you change it?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# edit it
and replace the image with a link to the image instead and include an NSFW warning

if you feel it necessary
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Nah she's got no nipples.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Changed..
The original rubber monstrosity to a cute little rabbit.
Next trick, the economy...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# hehe!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] They look so cute at that age
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# hahah
lovely
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Nice
*click*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# :)

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Gertchya!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# So VJ day was actually
Vampire Juice day?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Or Vag Juice Day
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I suspect there was quite a bit of that
on that day.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I deeply approve of this, in a special way
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Didn't even need a gun, he was that rock.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# he would have come in very handy
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# This was actually an alright read,
could the image have some googly eyes though? Just to brighten things up.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# I found the whole Peter Parquar stuff a bit wanky
but nice covers :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# It was a nice idea but so many characters need to be crowbarred in
they can't give them all convincing, original backstories
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I've gopt no idea what's going on here
but apparently Neil gaiman is writing an episode of Doctor Who for next year...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# whut?
I admit to being an utter fanboy for NG, but that sounds odd.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# my source is good
He got me a snap of Tim Dalton in the christmas special sometime in April/May last year when it was all still extremely hush hush
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# 1602 is a one off marvel series written by Neil Gaiman
with the 'what if' type scenario that superheroes had appeared 400 earlier.

It's very good.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# It's not completely one-off
there were two spin offs from it, Fantastik Four and New World.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Well done
was it really worth a thread?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Why, are they running low?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Generally you post your own work in new threads
It's kind of a thing we do.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# shit, really?
sorry, I'm new
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Yeah I can tell
anyone whose been around a while kinda knows these things.

It's cool though, you'll pick it up eventually.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# haha
you guys
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Howdy
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Howdy!

Have a sneaky pea. I'm not a merkin so my superheroes don't have magic powers.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Wah hey thur...


ED-209? Superhero? Not sure - trying not to cross over into too many retro sci-fi reposts...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Easiest potatoshop ever.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Ohhh Ted I'd love that mug! That would be fantastic if I had that mug! Ohhhh wow that would be great can I have the mug ted, can I have the mug?!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Feck off cup!!!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# C'mon Sampras!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# I don't think I've ever clicked on a pictureless reply on /board
until now.

*click*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# If you wanted to click funny words you could go to /ta...
Nope, nope, ne'ermind. I said nowt.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Gah!
I went over there once. It reminded me of stalinist poland, so I came back.

Better the Nazis you know...

;D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I recently (on a whim) just re-read The Rats by James Herbert (no idea why to be honest)
it would make a great 2-3 part BBC Series
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# cor
I haven't read that for years, but yes, with the kind of budget that they chucked at triffids, it could work really well.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# aye. it's got some nice set-pieces, and they 'could' do a decent job of rendering the Rats too.
the triffids was a big ol' letdown :(
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# They killed it for me early on
With the change on the cause of the blindness. It runined any chance of suspense of disbelief. Trying to peddle the idea that virtually every man, woman and child on earth, regardles of location, was looking at the sky at the exact moment of the flash... pft.

At least in the orignal it was plausable that people would have at least had a quick look at the meteor shower.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] hulk smash wall gone gggrrrr
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# hahah
what's a 'Hilf'? A nazi milf?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Helga?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I remember her stiring my loins as a nipper
so was crushed to see her in an episode recently and realise its just some dog rough middle aged woman
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# very good
an appropriate use of Hulk in History
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# First the Robot. Now the Marionette
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# haha
he's reminding me of the guy in this: b3ta.com/links/TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Jesus Cunting Christ
What is that?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# OHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOO
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I have just passed this on to everyone I know
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# 0_0
what the fuck?????
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# the link gronkpan posted in the thread is funnier
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# oh.
my.
god.

I think I need a lie down.

0_o
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Don't have nightmares, violent crime is very rare
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Not round here it's not.
*shakes fist at Virgin Media failing to install phone line AGAIN*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Virgin Media are total bastards
I'm still waiting for a reply (that they promised in 24 hours) for my enquiry from 2008

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# that is fucking genius
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# careful it gets stuck in your head
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# That's fab!
I think we'll have that at our wedding
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# LALALAALAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# That is flippin awesome
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# He's a lanky strip of piss and no mistake
But he does well for England.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# he's a bit like an animated tree though
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# It's like the Forrins don't know how to play against animated trees or something
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# well they 'aven't got 'em over there 'ave they?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# *cough* same height as me *cough*
...and the term is streak of piss if you don't mind.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# really?
dos this explain the headwound?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# There is an element of that to it...
But the true origins of barryheadwound lie shrouded in the mists of time...

Actually vaguely related to a post further down the page...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# are you the tallest b3tan?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Dunno - I've never met Riverghost, and apparently he's a bit of a Lurch as well...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# But how many goals have YOU scored for England?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Goals - none
Quite a prolific wicket taker in my time though...


time imagination
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Can I borrow you to reach the top shelf at Morrisons?
I'm the result of splicing a gnome and a hobbit.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# a gnobbit?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# A Home
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# roffle
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Loved the explaination last night
about why he's so good for England

"International defenders don't expect him to be able to play football"

Because, you often pick footballers to play for their country for that reason...

I fucking hate ITV's covwerage of football
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I fucking hate ITV
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# ^ this
and Melanie Wells in particular.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# The ITV Online Manager
I'm guessing this is more from personal experience than a hatred based on watching their shit
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# You'd be right, squire.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# To be fair, there have been a hatful of previous England players who haven't been able to play football...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Carlton Palmer FTW!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# ^
*sings*

We've got Carlton Palmer
He smokes marijuana

na-na-naaa-na-na

etc
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shit.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Sympathy Reply
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry]


CFFM (350Kb)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I wonder how many screen grabs from the opening sequence of Watchmen we'll get?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Was this one?
Please tell me it wasn't 'cos I just spent the best part of an hour mucking about with this :s
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# don't think so
just that the intro sequence is all Manhattan on the moon, Manhattan in Nam, the comedfian in Nam etc etc
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I'm wondering how many people will have the audacity not to draw the whole thing themselves using only paper and pencil.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# PEN AND PENCIL?
You effete wanker. Whats wrong with a bit of burnt twig and a mammoth hide, eh?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# BURNT TWIG AND MAMMOTH HIDE?
Bloody elitist, nowt wrong with carving into stone with a bit of old bone.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Well
I'm just wondering how many people will have the audacity not to draw the whole thing themselves using only paper and pencil.

For this compo.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# but why should they?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Because all else is just sheer laziness.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# ok then
seems a bit of a harsh rule, especially when there are so many source photos to start with, but there you go
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
# he was being sarcastic
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I'm just trying to find out if he misread what I put
like I was having a go at people photoshopping, when what I thought I clearly said was that I imagine some people will just do screen grabs of the film and post them, seeing as it encapsulated the theme of this weeks challenge so succenctly.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# In that case he assumed (as did I) that you meant it in a critical manner
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# but barry's picture isn't a screengrab from the film?
I'm very confused. On seeing Barry's picture I commented on how Watchmen would be an easy source for simple screen grabs or unshopped pictures found on the internet due to its opening sequence.
And from that I was being critical of Barry?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# It was judgemental, condescending criticism for anyone thinking of using a screengrab from Watchmen.
You may as well have said "I wonder how many people won't post stuff as good as mine."

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# fuck off did I!
If you think that of me then thats your call.
You clearly think I'm some kind of cunt and no amount of reasoning on my behalf is going to change that.
It was condescending of anyone simply posting an unshopped/unaltered image that they found off the net yes, same as anyone on here is when they ask "is that shopped?" But bollocks was I being superior in any way.
Seriously mate, we've been through this before, you don't like me so just put me on ignore and save me the drawn out trying to get to the bottom of things.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# You might not have meant it like that
but it can be interpreted as such, and it's a touchy subject to some.
Chill.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Its not personal. I think you're a good artist.
But being condescending through speculation seems a bit ... well ... pointless at best, and judgemental:

"I wonder how many people today are going to be idiots?"

But if you fancy putting me on ignore, feel free.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I think if you take HappyToasts online personality into accoount
you should realise he's pretty unlikely to have meant that
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Yeah like all that photography stuff that some people get so hung up on...
*tsk*

;p
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# If I had my way they'd all be hunted down and shot like animals.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Very nicely done Baz!!
:D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] The American Civil War was a pretty one-sided affair...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# hehehe....
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Cheers!
Seems I posted in the middle of a Captain America threadrush :(
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I noticed that....
The hive mind has kicked in :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Clever sausage you!
*Click*

PS

Where was my present for yesterday?

;)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I was too busy at work yesterday :(
Belated congratulations though..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Aww ta!
*Feels better now* :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Cheers sir!
...just need to find a nice English superhero now for the obvious follow-up.

Brit superheroes tend to be far too boring and mild-mannered...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# OI!
You're not me.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
#
Meh.

Replied in the wrong place.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning everyone!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Zak, this does actually happen in 1602 #8
Nice drawing though
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# ooh, i see
(mine was supposed to be waaaaay before then though)
:(
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Great minds think alike :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The Batmobile was in for its 50,000 service...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# autoclick
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Cheers Vag!
:)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Epic!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Ta Baz!
:D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# v.nice
I picture poor Robin following him with a shovel.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Whoah! Nice!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Cheers Barbie!
:D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Wonderful!!!
That's right out of the end of the Dark Knight Returns.

Belter! *clicks*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Cheers JP!
:D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# oo that is well done
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Thanks Mighty
:)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Fabulous
clicks :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# simply wonderful
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Cheers Broonie!
:)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Bra-vo
Superb image work
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't make me angrier, nastier, uglier...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:05, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Hulk at Tiananmen Square. Quick and Dirty
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Well I like it
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Thank you
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Me too.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# now I've worked out what I am seeing
yes!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] The Start of All the Trouble
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# yay Catpain Sherman!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*AutoClick*

:)

Mornin' sir!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Thanks, Ninj :)
Good Morning!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Good morning sir!
:)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Well . . . I declare !
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)

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