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# sorry dave I have to be up earlyish tomorrow
Woodlousetank3
hey cowcat posted a link when record hospital was on and its about to start again xD www.whrb.org/#
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# ah, i like.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)
# thanks
kind sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# WARFARE?
YOU LIKE WARFARE?

YOU WERENT THERE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)
# i assume the combatant is human, so i support the bug.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Anti-humanism is the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
#
Was human. A few generations ago. *wipes brow*
Now we're just fighting for our lives against those other bugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
# this is good
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)
# I agree with the above sentiments
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)
# more thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:56, archived)
# this would survive a WMD
no doubt :)
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)
# thanks
now to get some whisky :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Could it sell me a translator droid and a utility droid?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:03, archived)
# anyday but sundays
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:05, archived)
# I've gotta get off this crummy planet
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Yay! Sow crawler.
Tuesdays are the best Record Hospitals. Dinos is one of a kind.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:22, archived)
# nice

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:00, archived)
# seal emotions


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:26, archived)
# dayum thats big.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:26, archived)
# Click and wallpapered
They don't all fit, but I like it that way
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:27, archived)
# lovely
that gets my seal of approval
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:27, archived)
# I enjoy the green one
He looks like my uncle :)
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Is that
the exciting bank-robber uncle, or the embarrassing 'best-left-locked-in-the-attic' uncle?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# He's the one that attacks the pikeys
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Two more sub-sets:
The weary council officer who has to do his duty despite it being wrong and a pain in the arse?

Or the ultra-right-wing nutter who phones the radio, rants, and makes us all look bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)
# just the one who did his time and now sells flowers
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Oh, fuck, it's worse.
A London 'character'. The silly old fool deserves to be ignored for the rest of his natural life.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:28, archived)
# haha far from london
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:33, archived)
# other seals
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Lovely.
Next time post them during the day instead so they get the appreciation they deserve,
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:31, archived)
# are you infusing he doesn't deserve my appreciation?
he does of course
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:33, archived)
# i like to lurk in the cover of darkness.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# He'll just get shouts of "BIGGAR"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Sadly this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)
# i wish they were.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:39, archived)
# I wish my screen was bigger so they'd fit
That's not a dig, It's a my screen is too small :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)
# INTERNET WRISTWATCH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
# oh shit dave these are all awesome. I want them all as my background :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# one for each day perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# they must be female, they have bows glued to their heads
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:33, archived)
# which face does he make when he has sex with heidi klum?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# "All of the above"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)
# it is a series of pictures through the whole process.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# i know from personal experience that some expressions are missing.
unless ms. klum doesn't excite him the way i can.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:45, archived)
# o damn, those are aquatic mammals with whiskers, not a singerman with facial scars.
my mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)
# All nice.
Cheerful colours as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:36, archived)
[challenge entry] By Asgard! Gods walk among mortals!
(Next week, I'll be doing a spot of painting and decorating in Asgard. Valhalla can wait)

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Single to Bifrost Bridge, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# We're all currently suffering badly due to the introduction of the blatantly COMMERCIAL "Rainbow Road".
A rival called Nintendo is to blame. Thank you for your call. Our customer services representatives have noted it, and they have been trained to give a toss.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:28, archived)
# come on bus.
also: urine, spittle and plenty of sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)
# I dont need encouragement to come on a bus
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:59, archived)
# FUCKING BULLSEYE , PIG IS PISSED OFF
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:19, archived)
# AT LEAST THE PIG'LL GET IT BETWEEN THE EYES
*laffing embarrassed EDIT* Oh God. Somehow I misread this pic as a target firing a projectile up a willing victim's fundament, as an amused pig looked on like a smug bastad.
Now I feel like a proper Charlie.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Im gonna kick this shit at this pig
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:26, archived)
# doo eeeet
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Hahahhahahahhahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:36, archived)
# oh man
 
this is a great series
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:33, archived)
# mods versus kneeling men, pig is judge.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Leslie Ash still gets a knee trembler in an alley
Then she kicks shit at a pig
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# the actors may change but the story is eternal.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)
# pew pew pew
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?


Seams just about ok.
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:52, archived)
# CHA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:54, archived)
# where's superflea when he's needed?
(tick =/= flea)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:56, archived)
# I know
but I thought that the flea would be too obscure a superhero, even on here. Ticks are similar enough to fleas that I think I can get away with it.
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:58, archived)
# no way, off to taxonomy prison with you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)
# What part of a tick is similar to a flea?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)
# They both have exoskeletons
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)
# Yeah but so do ants and beetles and robots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)
# They are both
blood sucking parasites that spread diseases.
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll leave this one here too
Someone has already done it, and done it better.

(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)
# It is too soon?
I'm sorry, I thought 650 years would be long enough to wait to make jokes about it.
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Yes
No.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:04, archived)
# haha
i loved the tick
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:19, archived)
# errrr
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:44, archived)
# no, i want a hanged parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Robin, you haven't fastened your safety bat-belt?
(Oscar, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Lets wee on each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
# only after a few days of drinking nothing but urine.
the concentrated stuff is much better, just like taking a pot of coffee and using it to make another pot of coffee instead of using water. and then taking that coffee and making coffee with it. and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:35, archived)
# the universe would eventually implode
and it'll all be your fault
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:36, archived)
# that's pretty much my goal in life anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:38, archived)
# i'm glad you found a way to do it with bodily fluids
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:40, archived)
# it's actually more of a solid by that point.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:42, archived)
#
www.regretsy.com/2010/03/04/laps-in-judgment/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
# HAhahahahaha
I didn't know what to think until I read the poems. Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# This is heaven, y'all
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)
#
weren't as tall
As I figgered. Huh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)
# MOFAHA? IS THAT YOU?
www.regretsy.com/2010/03/03/from-the-mailbag-17/

regretsy is much, much better than lamebook
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)
# I really don't know if I'd risk having an angry cat trapped down there
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:27, archived)
# I think I want one of these
www.zazzle.com/namaste_bitches_tshirt-235571864552084723

especially in my neighbourhood
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:35, archived)
# that made me run a search on "yoga porn".
there's a lot of it out there, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:44, archived)
# They swim in raw sewage in India?
Wow. How cool.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)
# what a great way to carry a kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:30, archived)
# pfff
oh well, that's me done.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Night
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Yeah quittin time too
Don't fancy friday night much... usually suicidal/fighty/pissy night on b3ta (probably something to do with the moon and hormones)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)
# future arm err?


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# My eyes were led to Leela's knorks
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Oh happy day!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# i love you, man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
#
I Do like this
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# instaclick
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# ahhahhhah cute
 
Hermes? Amy? Nibbler?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# i started getting bored after drawing 5 of them.
and my wrist hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# and your foreskin must have been pretty chafed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)
# well you gave Bender feet, I think that was worth the extra effort
 
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# I hate costume parties but this is pretty sweet
www.instructables.com/id/Bender/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:28, archived)
# BONDO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)
# there was a good one on last night
with the cast of the original star trek

*edit* ahhh, this one en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_No_Fan_Has_Gone_Before
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:35, archived)
# brilliant
have clicks

does it come in massive?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
#
1280x1024

1600by1024

any good?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Thanks
say hello to my desktop
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# nice draw.
i loathe that show, though. one joke per episode, and often not a funny one.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:54, archived)
# You, sir, probably find "The office" funny.
Because your sense of humour must have been removed and placed in a tiny shoebox inhabitited by a vexed shrew.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Good news everyone!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)
# \o/
ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2010/03/04/new-episodes-of-futurama-to-premiere-in-june/
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop.
\zoidburgs
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Did this for Jeccius :D


how to read it
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Steve?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# I don't get these
There seem to be letters which have extra bits on which make them impossible to read so you need to be told which bits to read and which bits to ignore.
*Brain Assplodes*
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Jessops?
The camera shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Even Super Heroes
Can't keep their eyes open







apologises for shitness - worked better in me head
(noodle_pot, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Let's see if no-one gets this (again).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Is she on the other side of the world to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Getting there...!
(it's a bit of a nerdy joke...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Shitting hell on a grifter!... I've been trapped here for one year?
and thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
# i've been here nearly 3 years
sometimes it seems longer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
# I murdered a lollipop lady, what are you in for?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# atmosphere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# The video board game.... fuck that's harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# that's nothing
there's a girl in the next cell, got life for buckaroo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)
# I'm not familiar with this jailhouse lag-speak
But one of the other inmates dropped a bar of soap in the shower this morning and challenged me to a game of buckaroo...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
# cat buckaroo?
that's a great game
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Kitten Jenga's better
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# never played kitten jenga
but cat buckaroo is fun, especially when the cat gets pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Was laying stones on a heathen until they were crushed
some sorta biblical buckaroo? Cause I'd like to think it was... hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# i suppose it was.
did they mention jehovah?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)
# That remined me of a great post in Fundies say the damndest things:
"I always carry a few nuts and bolts at amusement parks. after we get locked in the ride and start to move, I hold up a few of them and say to the person next to me look what just fell out of this thing. It is a great witnessing tool. Everytime I did that the person next to me started praying."
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# K-T "Boundary" Tunstall?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# ;)
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# ...and I STILL don't get it
:/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Something to do with meteor strikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Filthy meteor unions:
Elect the Tories and they'll sort them out
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# AND DINOSAURS
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Ah, don't worry. Few of my jokes appear to funny......
www2.jpl.nasa.gov/sl9/back3.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# That's really obscure.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Working in a laboratory can make one a bit distant from mainstream humour....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# bloody hell
i only heard about this the other day! just shows how bad my short-term memory is!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Yeah about that £20 *cough*?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:25, archived)
# when it comes to money
my mind is fucking razor sharp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Get rid of the bankers and put SMASH in charge of the economy
You've got my vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# yay!
*awards self huge bonus*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# I call bullshit!
Everyone knows it was the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# that creature has stolen the space modulator!
*loves marvin the martian*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# I know how you also love dogs wearing clothes
ihasahotdog.com/2010/03/03/funny-dog-pictures-nerds-species/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# More evidence of Police brutality comes to light..


Click for bigger (316 kb)
(RubbaLipz is roflbagging, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Ha1

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Dammit I told you never to play that Chun, Sam!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# This is good
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# i think i've had him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Is that his sex face or is he constipated?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)
# he's sexconstipated
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# and thats the best kind of constipation...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# indeed it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
# aaaahhhhhhahhhahhh now this one is fucking great
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] My tattyshop poo'd this and I think it should win (full stop)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# QUICK, MAN! CLING TENACIOUSLY TO MY BUTTOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Have a taste of my hyper-corosive croutons!!
Edit: you closet basement dweller - you *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# John Kricfalusi is some kind of a god.
johnkstuff.blogspot.com/

sure, I taped all the episodes off the telly in the early nineties
but I never collected comic books, and have been out in the world on my hind legs for a good twelve years now : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Escaped and been on the run for 12 years
The HUNT is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# actually every deviantart account should come with a subscription to this blog
johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2010/02/if-you-cant-see-it-it-doesnt-matter.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:24, archived)
# SOUND ADVICE FOR ALL OCCASIONS
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:18, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAANNNN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Sorry mac but I have to attend to something really important!
POOWDERED TOOAAST MAAAAAAAAANNN!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# THE POWER OF TOATS COMPELS YOU
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Thank you, pass on my love to the Hat clan
*weeps tears of joy/pain*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
# :D............"candles"

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Oh ^this
with relish!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# HOORAY FOR POWDERED TOATS MAN!
and happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Double ta!!
c-c-c-combo
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Gin(sters) and Juice y'all
(RubbaLipz is roflbagging, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Smells like deletion up in here.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# should really have put this in the same thread as the other one
TJ: anyone else just watched marathon man? eddie izzard is a fucking legend!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# hahahha!
toejam!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# This little piggy went to Falklands
This little piggy grilled his face
This little piggy went dooking for chips
This little piggy ...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# candles!
may i be the first to say congratumalations
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Oh, I had to scroll down a bit
missed this: Thanks luv!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Gah
cockweasle better not see this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
# thread deletion kill 4 in 12 ethiopian sex workers
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# THERE'S BEEN A DELEETIN' ROUND THESE PARTS?

Have a:
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Some Americans joined the effort before Pearl Harbour.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Another Rubber Stamp Design
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)
# velly nice.
for anything in particular or just for fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] He wasn't always good !!
(Clockwork Assassin crazyade.blogspot.com, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# ahhahhhhahh
 
The next job I do I shall clip the ladys ears off and send to the police officers just for jolly, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# This brain's atrophied already and as dry and grandma's cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# This compo is going to end up giving me a massive nerdgasm.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# this is a week for the basement dwellers
 
I'm not going to get any of this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# We're starting to build a consensus here
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Trying to be fluff, but still full of pricks...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# hehhehehhheh
just like our present administration
www.johnkey.co.nz/

unfortunately with centrist politics, all pricks look alike to me
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# How can you tell if a politician is lying?
His fucking lips are moving...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# too close to donkey.co.nz
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# I still haven't made that picture of John Key on a donkey with a monkey
 
THE DONKEY REPRESENTS THE VOTING PUBLIC
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)
# You made him look cute!
I'm so confuzzled now...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# You can be confused...
...but just don't vote for the cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I doing this right?
(Testicles just for you, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# it made i laugh
so yus
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] By the power of Neo-Assyrians

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# BY THE POWER OF NEO SPORIN
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# he looks like he's straining out a massive steamer
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
You made me lol, DM
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# ineedapoo :)
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# as rqstd
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Now that's funny as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 2:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# this image would be funnier with more legs
MORE LEGS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# i shall return
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:38, archived)
# BRNG MR LGS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:44, archived)
# No-one move a muscle as the dead come home
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# shit yeah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMM61Y5CEU
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# I thought it was slower than that, somehow.
I guess I am thinking of a live version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=74_IOOI6vgI
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:38, archived)
# oh dear
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:33, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)

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