b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 38495 (Older | Newer)

# End of day doodle.....

As glad as I am that horrid winter is over with; I am getting a little too hot working at my computer at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# take your clothes off, then, silly person!
i think this is likely to make a few other people hot...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I work from home.
And I do.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# i would be naked right now
if it wasn't for this hanngover giving me the shivers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Silly SmashDrunkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:38, archived)
# good work on your Orangina advert
and she's lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Oh, god.
Have you seen that latest one with the weird cougar-thing at the bathroom mirror?
UUUUUGH!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# don't pretend its not yours
and that you're not aroused by it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# I'm really, really, really not.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# She got skills.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Chaps my hide !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# If she had a fan blowing in her direction
That would be all over her face.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# and very perky nips
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I hear people like that.
All the better for them.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# i've heard that, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I'd be fucking mad if I was him
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# ris?
and why the cross posting on Links?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
#
Ohhh did I? Sod it, thought I'd stopped in time. That fucking shit Brazil match has monged me.
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:21, archived)
# zero motivation today only reposts
Have some peas


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# this is what my innards look like today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# in that case go to my freaky meadow and be sick in the pond

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# you know, i think i just might
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Maybe you have a rogue baked bean inside you?

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# definitely not, i hate beans
unfortunate after-effects of too much booze, i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Cool . . . have some pea soup and cupcakes . . .
Hosted by goopeg.com
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# YAY cakes,,,, that's what i'm missing today

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Big wheels keep on turnin' . . . High Five's !
Hosted by goopeg.com
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Have a round thingy .. can't remember what I used to make this now.... damn

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Mezzmer Eye Zing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Chewie's other dog...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# oh yes
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Cheers Rory!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# These are awesome
Because they always turn out awesome.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Remeber this lil' fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# He needs a hig
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha, fantastic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imgc3PpxwAw
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# this reminds me of someone
but i don't know who. it's going to do my head in now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Gandalf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# pfff!
no, it's a blonde woman with big eyelashes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Dog gone it . . . Best In Show !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# WOOF!
-F=WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
# :DD
click click
(herman:D, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Because he's worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)
# containing lots of things
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue434/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# ooh - I should try summoning up things more often
sexier things.......
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Woo! Things!
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# things AND stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# no stuff
there's a recession on
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# stuff is overated anyway
things are the future now, especially thing-a-ma-jigs
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I always preferred thing-gummy-bobs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# we shouldn't let these things come between us
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# but I've a few things I want to get off my chest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# this thing is bigger than the both of us
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Yay! another competition I didn't win despite coming top :D
Any idea when the Serafinowicz interview will be in rob?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# I call conspiracy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# I call dibs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Shotgun!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# house!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Haha!
Zeus has it in for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# yeah sorry
it wasn't a public vote - it was a judged by the compo prize givers one.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# The judges are clearly out of touch with the public
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Pssst.... see the smiley after HT's post.
And check the entry HT came top with.

(Toasty, you're just being too subtle with your irony again!)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# sorry :)
but I'm glad that someone round here reads my posts right :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:21, archived)
# I know, wasn't expecting to win, especially due to it being a throwaway remark and not a proper entry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Big Lots !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Well bugger me!
Cheers ecotricity
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# email your contact details
on robmanuel at gmail dot com and I'll put you in touch so you can claim your prize
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# will do
cheers rob
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# what did you win?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# £500 worth of electricity
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Trouble is
it comes all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# congrats
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# cheers elvis :)
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# congrats chap, have a cosy winter :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# ta:)
*adjusts thermostat accordingly*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Teach me to read, Mommy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:16, archived)
# DAMN MY SAUSAGE FINGERS


Inspired by Smash Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# I cropped it a bit too quickly though
meh - jokes are better than technique etc.
And it was your joke
so that leaves my technique
shit.

fuck it - WHERE'S THE NEWSLETTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# at least it wasn't my technique
if it was, it'd be some mspaint shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Now Peter Piper picked pepper, while Run rapped rhyme,
Humpty Dumpty fell down, that's his hard time,
Jack be nimble be nimble, and he was quick,
I nver could work out what the next bit was, something about Jay's dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# haha yes
there is some odd lyrics in that song

almost as if they were just trying to find words to rhyme!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# ha ha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord bofingham, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Hip to the hop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# It's tricky!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Can't touch this.


i'MaLittleTeapot
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# this will soon become reality
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# haha!
I hope the beer app updates to support Earl Grey.

edit: actually, I'd tag that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# etc

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Does it have an iron application?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# "So... apart from that, how do you think my playing's coming along?"
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# well, that's a novel metronome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# most of them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Aaaand on that rather crude note - pub tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Love that swing time and all that jazz !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Sounds much better now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Diagram of an Ageing Cloaca
cloaca ageing diagram
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# I can't fault this SCIENCE.
Have a pea from yesterday since I've been in meetings all day and haven't had any time to make something and I'm just that much of an attention seeking git.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Snape kisses Dumbledore!
Sorry for the spoiler. Epic pic. Where do I vote?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Too kind, good sir!
www.b3ta.com/board/10101429

The pic turned out well, considering it began as a pune, or play on words, around cloak and cloaca...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# done
and well deserved
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# mmmmmmm, rickman
would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# yeah
but I'd be thinking of Littlejohn
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# i wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# That's his THINKING pose.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# One man bandwagon!
Disguised as a compo!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# love the first pic
he looks like a serial-killing porn star from the '60's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# I gone n' dun' a new website...
www.mantelfunk.com Dunno what it is yet as its just started growing, but it's going to be slightly different
from the other site I do with Mr.Wellington. Probably gonna have art n' tshirts n' toys n' cartoons n' maybe
animations n' a bit a music later on, who knows.

(Mr Mantlepies, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# why is spongebob eating liquorice in your picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Yay!
Haven't been to your site in ages.

I do like 48K Dunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Thanks - Glad you said that
The link on the front page to Mr 48k is wrong, will be sortins that now.
(Mr Mantlepies, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# that is such a busy looking site
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# moving background
grapes my squildo.

It has goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] His collected works
(flidby, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Mein Cloaca
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Cloaca
is there a way I can re-name my file to include cloaca?
(flidby, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I will praise this post
With this comment!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Thanking
you
(flidby, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Welcome Flidby!
Pull up a chair, shop a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Paaaaaaaaaaaarp!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Fantastiche! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# honk
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Just noticed the flags
Brilliant
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# hahahaha
I hate him already

EDIT:
In other news
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10415297.stm

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Thread deletion detected!
b3ta.com/board/10103048
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Speaking of thread deletion
The Daily Fail have wiped all the comments from their 'Germans are all forrins' story this morning...

One feels they may have been attacked from all sides.
The story is now comfortably buried on the site, when it was the third most popular story this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# so germans aren't forrins, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# no theyre not german, which is essentially cheating.
According to the Kaiser / daily Mail anyway.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Like the Royal Family
who are all genuine authentic British bloodlines.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Ta doog
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahahha! damn I hate those things.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Nice one Hahahaha:D
click:D
(herman:D, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Cheers Herman
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# haha
YOUR MOTHER BLOWS HORNS IN HELL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Brian's modesty would not allow him to blow his own vuvuzela

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# the only good thing about those bastard horns
is that they're the perfect shape for inserting forcefully into the rectum of anyone who blows one within 3 feet of me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# arf!
*thumbs through "A Gentleman's Manual of Etiquette and Decorum" to the "Vuvuzela, Alpenhorn, &c" section*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Ha ha someone at M$ has a sense of humour
.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord bofingham, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha!
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Arf!
(and you do know that's an old myth, yeah?)
(And yes, I did just have to run cmd to see if this was actually built in to DOS)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# It certainly is
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord bofingham, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# run cmd?
didn't they do a song with aerosmith?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Yes
Yes, they did.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# i thought so
*puffs pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# it was "yaw siht klaw"
IIRC
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord bofingham, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# you do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
there's BOUND to be a shop in that somewere!

damned if I can find it though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# I found it
although I probably ought to have left it where I found it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Hahah very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Arf!
Teal Hee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Bastard
*closes command prompt*
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord bofingham, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Yeah,
Bill Gates used to own a farm don't you know
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# . . . and on that farm he had a server, e i e i o
with a system crash here, and a system crash there,
here a crash, there a crash, everywhere a crash crash
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord bofingham, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# So read that as 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# U R A Geek AICMGBP5
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord bofingham, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I opened cmd
And typed "Echo Echo"

Results were disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# but not unexpected
Echo Echo Echo Echo
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord bofingham, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# done for a mate having 'issues'
(I_am_B, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# You'd think by now
tech geeks would know NOT to buy something as soon as it comes out...

They always release stuff to the market too soon, taking about 6 months to a year ironing out the problems
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I like the gadget porn that goes on
People crying with happiness because they've got the latest new shiny thing, and rubbing it and kissing it.

"... and every day - EVERY SINGLE DAY - I pray, and I pray ... for nuclear holocaust." - Bill Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# ^fucking THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# There was four of the cunts behind me in the office this morning
"Let me see... let me see...I have to touch it"
"What have you got then?"
"I've just got the 3GS model"
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!"""
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I like apple computers, they don't fuck up as much as windows boxes
However I don't spunk my head off over iphones & ipads, that's just stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# nicely put
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
# just in time to bring out the new model
with new problems
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# At least it's definitively erroneous
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# ipadForce:D
(herman:D, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# No Jedi
FAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# The bigger Apple get
the more they're like Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Go stick your head in a pig!
 
ahhhh, good times...
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Either them
Or the Dolmansaxlil Shoe Corporation
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# But usually it isn't tech geeks who buy these things,
It's smug show offs with more money the sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Hehehe
Phone manufacturers are so obsessed with the phone extras they seem to overlook the actual phone device itself
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# You don't think they buy them to actually USE the phone, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# To be honest
I'm surprised they aren't worn on gold chains around the neck. Yet.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Wait for the tattoos,
we won't be waiting long.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I hate Apples and everything they stand for.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Set your iPhone to vibrate
And you can make jokes about Apple in-cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I'd rather set my phaser to stun.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I should send this
to an Apple fanboy I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Apple are saying users are holding it wrong. YOU'RE HOLDING IT WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Opposable thumb is opposable.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# I saw this on another site
and assumed it was a joke...

I may be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# So are Apple
www.engadget.com/2010/06/25/hey-apple-youre-holding-it-wrong/
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# pffft
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Arf!
Some useful (or tedious) details:

  • 2G radio reception is not affected, so making and receiving phonecalls should be not affected, certainly in the UK. (http://mattgemmell.com/2010/06/24/iphone-4-signal-loss-issues) [Edit: Hmm, actually, how can we be sure? Perhaps Matt Gemmell was a normal distance form a 3G mast, but happened to be right next to a 2G one? Need more info.]

  • This is not the only phone that is affected by how you hold it: see this comment by grahamwilliams stating that the BlackBerry Pearl 8130, Storm, and Storm 2 all have "diagrams in the manual on how NOT to hold your phone".

Edit: note that I am not saying "...therefore it doesn't matter".
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# BTs
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# ver' well, ta
taand I trust you're the same



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# splendid!
Yeah, I'm ok. Rumbling on. You know how it is sometimes: wheels spinning, but the scenery doesn't seem to be moving... :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# My missus' fancy phone
has the antenna in the bit where you're not normally holding it, thus circumventing this problem.

There should be something in the manual about not holding it like it's the PRECIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# THey wantses it. Yessssssss. They sha'n't get it!
I thought it was odd to make the antenna == the bit you hold on to. I wonder about keys or coins shorting the gap too. Perhaps they'll add some transparent insulator coating onto the stainless to prevent this. Who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Fucking appil :(
My mate just got an ipad. He does loads of stuff in flash. What a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I've designed a Littlejohn gargoyle
(something something grand scheme of things)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ICH BIN EINE KLOAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I see what you did there
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# On general release this weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Pete awaits* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds