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[challenge entry] Far too big Ben!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 7:56, archived)
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# Which one do I click?
(thats fkn great btw!)
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# The top one is compo'd
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# DONE
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# everybody click random ones
then it'll appear all over the image challenge page :)

i did enjoy this, very smart
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)
# That must have taken ages to get hosted
Brilliant stuff. What size are the gaps? I know each post is 50px to the right.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:00, archived)
# I started loading it Wednesday evening... It just finished..
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:02, archived)
# Haha
Is it 50px down aswell?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:02, archived)
# I worked the gaps out to be 57
The images can be a tall as you want...
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:06, archived)
# Sweet :)
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# Haha
well played
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# Nicely!
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# nice one :)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:26, archived)
# Lovely job
How long until some twatcake replies to an earlier image? Plcae your bets, place your bets...
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:27, archived)
# quality.
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# 17 shades of aceness
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# awesome effect!
truly a revolution in messageboard posting technology!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:32, archived)
# Innovative, I'll give you that.
But we really, really hope this is the last time.
(apart from the obvious future goatse)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:41, archived)
# woo!
and indeed, yay
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Slice it up
and sell it piece by piece

Woo!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Quality!
you're clearly a bery patient man
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:19, archived)
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bery beerie
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# This deserves a round of applause
*stands and starts a solitary slow clap*
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Pfffttt....
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# cor thats ace!!
:)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# delicious!
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[challenge entry] Barry Scott had this idea.
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# That doesn't look like a very good fit...
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# ...
That's the towers fault, not Durex's.
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# Hurrah.
Is there such thing as a 'wanted' STD?
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# would pregnancy count?
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# Chris Addison's idea
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# topical-lols!
You loon!
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# Left hand red
Right hand green
Left foot Bucket
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)
# DANCE BUTTERS BOTS, DANCE!!!

Other views and desktop www.b3ta.com/board/10127981
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 5:35, archived)
# functioning automatic
woo!
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# that one on the right is so out of the group if he does not shape up
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# Rockin!
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# i love these, nice work
they remind me of grim fandango, a bit
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 7:42, archived)
# YAYS!!!!
Loving them.
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# WOOO!
WOOO!
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# And so soon too!
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# jolly good show.
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# Wooo:DD
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[challenge entry]
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# Woo!
I hope you put a massive DONK on it!
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# Did some one say ...DONK?
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# HEY PIGS
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# It's
Big Ben and the three little pigs!
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# OH NOES!
REPETITIVE BEATS
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# Repetitive bats:
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
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# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK
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# Ah, so THAT'S what these Community Support Officers are for.
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# ONE NATION NO COMPROMISE
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# needs moar random assaults on the public
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# McDonalds International
I think it's funny. I made it on a "cheesy" :-/ sign website.


(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 2:24, archived)
# No haggis,
but McDonalds in Scotland do serve Irn Bru, despite it not being a Coca Cola product. Local demand and all that.

I think my favourite regional variation on the McDonalds menu was in Andorra, where they served gazpacho.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 3:05, archived)
# over here we have the kiwiburger, which I think is basically a big mac with some beetroot in it, though I would not know, because I do not eat fast food
I'm pretty sure it doesn't have any actual kiwi in it
 
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 3:34, archived)
# I got McWine
in Italy. That was long ago, I don't know if they still do it.
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# They honestly had frogs' legs in the McD in Paris when I was there.
It was a looooong time ago.
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# Actually, that was peoples' legs.
You were pretty drunk at the time.
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# Re: McWine
They do in Spain... At least they did back in 92 in Barcelona during the Olympics.
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# How much ice did they put in it?
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# HAha, i'd forgotten about the kiwiburger
"Oo that sounds interesting, probably a nice spin on the usual burger"

"..."

"why is this just a big mac with a massive slice of beetroot in it?"

*throws out beetroot and eats standard big mac that looks like its on it's period*
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# Ah the MacElizabethan?
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# What about D&B?
I'm curious.
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# I wish to be compensated for any deep-fried McFlurries sold.
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# i had a McD's just outside bradford the other week.
it the first time in about 10 years, but i was with other on a road trip so had little choice or go hungry.

i had a 'Big Tasty' meal. i refute the title 'Big Tasty' as it was neither 'Big' nor 'Tasty', it did however give me the most awful wind that evening like i've never had before.
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# *trumps*
Big Tasty is no different than any of the other boigers
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[challenge entry] something about a bell
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# nice CDC
well, this place is deader than nick griffin's sex life, so i'm off.
'bye all.
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# this is still going to be top of the page at breakfast isn't it...
ah well..

MORNING EVERYONE
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# I'M IN THE PIZZA HUT
I'M IN THE TACO BELL
 
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[challenge entry] Big Bender
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# Whose time has run out . . .
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# where can i purchase one of these creatures?
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# selfridges
available in store only, behind the counter. you have to ask for it
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# *makes a note*
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# Trippy niptile __^^^->
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# Pulsating cock-backed stegasaurus!
Woo!
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# jowleriffic!
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#
The tower was Pugin's last design before descending into madness and dying. In her biography, Hill quotes Pugin as writing of what is probably his best known building: "I never worked so hard in my life [as] for Mr Barry for tomorrow I render all the designs for finishing his bell tower and it is beautiful."
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Who is this again?
A couple of bolts in the neck and he could be gay Frankenstein.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 4:55, archived)
# "do you really want to hurt me?"
Yes. Yes I do.
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# BG could guest star
on Tim & Eric anytime.
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[challenge entry] The new digits are stuck already !
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[challenge entry]
today i was eorkong i the dale facory

IT WAS RIVETING
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# Has are does !
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[challenge entry] I suppose someone had to do it!



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# Someone already did.
A few times too.

Sorry :(
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# oh naffblatts. though didn't see any in comp.
edit: 5 minutes of my life, wasted! sob!!!
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# It's a rat trap !
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# DIE, MOUSE!
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# The
Maus!
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# HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
 

 
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# Re: Big Mickey
I've always wanted one of these as a paperweight or as a nice pendant.
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[challenge entry]
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# *won't admit she gets this*
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# But the clock says 3!
My mind is melting!! :(
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# Squeggmonds wishes you Silly Times
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# i wish him severe pain
preferably caused by several red boxes and a telephone.
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# i love you, man
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# should have more gore on this!
wootoyou!!
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# A classic
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# I'd like to squash Edmonds' head into a corner
and I don't say that with some kind of homosexual subtext
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# oh i do
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# why don't he get the contestants to open all the boxes at the same time. would be a lot quicker.
wootoyou!
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# It's about SUSPENSE!!
...and filling up 45mins of airtime between countdown and naff tea-time chatshows.


I have too many edmonds-based gifs
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# yes i know, but would see less of him on screen. thats my point.
what they should do is stick him in one of the boxes and the contestant picks one box. if it's not the box he's in, he has to stay there until next weeks program.
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# You've got him cornered !
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#
 

 
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# NO EDMUNDS, NO
YOU MAY NOT USE MY BATHROOM AGAIN AFTER THE FIASCO LAST TIME
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# *splunch* *splunch* *splunch* *splunch* *splunch* *splunch* *splunch*
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[challenge entry] DONG
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Uncut.
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# is this joke kosher?
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# Unsure
my bio father was from a jewish family on his mother's side but I never actually met him - that stuff is a closed torah book chapter platypus thingie to me
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# Glad to be of service.



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# just the facts ma'am, just the facts.
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# "where do you want the tattoo to go?"
"Just the back, ma'am."
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# "Look out! Muppets!"
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[challenge entry] Raaarr!
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# Batkong's got a tight grip !
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# Excellent but where's Mel?
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# Probably with Kim
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# I like to lurk.
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# awesome
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# now i want another tattoo
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# same here

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# hahahahaha!
*looks at the plane*
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# Interesting
That's a good idea. My ex-wife never let me get any of my drawings done as a tattoo. I guess I'm free now. All I need is a job so I can afford such things...
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# bit of advice?
if you decide on a design, leave it for a few months. if you still like it after 4 months, get it done.
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# :)
I've got 2 tatts already. One designed by my father (who is a much better artist than me) and the other a drunken idea I scribbled on the back of a napkin on the day that Robert Anton Wilson died.
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# not long got my third tattoo
a biohazard sign, i've wanted it for ages
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# I would like to have this branded on my kettle !
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[challenge entry] ratatatatatatattat
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# big ben doesn't have clock hands
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# Pedant alert! ;)
also I thought that said "cock hands" at first!!
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# pffff
but that is what people recognise it as. Indeed it is the bell but then it could be just any clock hands in the pic, so shush you.
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# he has a big donger instead



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# I read that as gum mental . . .
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From his cold dead late hands

Enemies at 3 o'clock?
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# yum
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# this pic makes my teeth squeak
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# ^ haha :/
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# i played a trick like this on my mother, except the ones i used were yellow and looked like quavers.
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[challenge entry] Pardon my evening pea
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# reposting cunt!
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# *cloaca* if you please
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# *epically shit challenge
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# it is a slow growing fruit
we're not there yet

:o)

but I will happily admit the next two challenges looked a lot more fun
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# it was shit from conception through to execution

just like every other 'celeb' headswap challenge
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# I contend that there is an added dimension to this one
(see: slow growing fruit)

Happy to take any abuse in the meantime. I've dared to cross Tories, and there's nothing you could say or do that would shock me.
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# aye whatever you say
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# *is shocked*
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# makes you look more of a weirdo stalker...
than you actually are
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# That's a freakily fast pendulum!
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# life moves fast in London
one day you're prone to a charge of common assault for killing a bloke, and before you know it, it's months too late for anyone to do anything about it
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:05, archived)
# So...
should I or should I not kill people, if I venture that far south?
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# Let me first ask you this:
are you by any chance Brazilian?
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# No, but I'm considering dying it purple, and shaving it in the shape of a heart...
oh wate...
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# by all means, kill whoever you like
just cover your face and badge number
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# *dons burka*
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# What's this a reference to?
Or perhaps, What have you done now?
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# Tomlinson
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# doodles
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# :D
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# ;D
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# :-D
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# aaaawww
cute!
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# .D
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# That's beautiful connor
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