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# Its been one of those nights...
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:56, archived)
# that's the most repulsive moth I've ever seen
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:57, archived)
# your floaty babyman makes me smile
and now i go to bed.
gnight all.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:58, archived)
# G'night,
and good luck with the hangover.
;)
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Don't let the bedmoths bite
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Fly to the blue light!.........*ZAP!* (electric bug zapper)
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:05, archived)
# MOTHS R DEADLY
ALSO: ugly!
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Is that Lionel Blair?
If it is....kill it!
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Yes
Kill it hard.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] the sequel was just on
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Here is one what I just done
Awful glow
if anyones got any zombies lying around stick 'em in
bigga here
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:44, archived)
# very nice!
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:46, archived)
# and what can I say about you printmeister?
you used to be about a 14pt

but now your only a 10....

ta ;)
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:05, archived)
# everything's better with zombies
except my bedroom. that'sd not the kind of stiff im after
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:47, archived)
# true
not true

you made me think about it, and I have. I'd rather face a zombie on the way to bed than a hard cock. fact.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:50, archived)
# we'll hjave to agree to disagree
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:52, archived)
# by the power of Strongbow!

ok :)
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:55, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:57, archived)
# That's impressive.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:03, archived)
# cool
your hdr stuff looks better than most i've seen (especially my shit)

mind my asking what program you use?

(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:04, archived)
# cheers :)
I use photomatix to create the overall HDR effect and then photoshop just to tidy it up...I think there's alot of ways of getting to the same effect though...

where's your stuff?
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:10, archived)
# i use pm too. maybe i just need more practice
here's one of my attempts
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:20, archived)
# i guess it boils down to the end look you're trying to get
your shot looks pretty sharp to me, so that's half the battle :)

don't overlook the fact my shots were taken in a mental asylum thats been abandoned for 15 years...its pretty hard to take a "bad" photo somewhere like that :)
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:28, archived)
# I like that!
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:37, archived)
# im *click* loving
each and every one of these - even tried to fake my own:
abandoned hospital 10+ yrs now
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:45, archived)
# wickit!
looks like a good location... :)
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 2:08, archived)
# and then some
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:43, archived)
# is it "RIS, The Movie"?
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:44, archived)
# you are hurting my eyes
i dislike you now
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)
# at the end of a double day...
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:31, archived)
# this is very lo9vely
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:32, archived)
# as are you for saying so
*hugs*
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:33, archived)
# aaaaawwww
*drunken hugs*
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:34, archived)
# More Merlot, my dear?
*hic*
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:35, archived)
# i'm slumming iy
on the QC
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:38, archived)
# There's no better tasting English Sherry...
or so I've been told.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)
# it is rathwer nice
but i've been to the pub my dad works in and had 3 double double aussie whites \as well
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:42, archived)
# that's boodiful
how did you make it?
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:43, archived)
# with numbers and magic and stuff
:-)
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Just what I needed...thank you... :)
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Oh I say!
Splendid!
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:45, archived)
# sheer crispnicity :)
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm choccy
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
# was he sacked for stealing all the chocolate, thus leaving the shelves empty?
Or perhaps numerous cases of child cruelty, thus leading to the hideous deaths of many childeren in the chilling documentary 'willy wonka and the chocolate factory'
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
# sicilian lemon and capuchino continental bars
that is all
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:26, archived)
# ^this times a million and eight at least
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:31, archived)
# buy both
and take turns of biting eack one. i know there's a better way of saying this but iforgot the wird
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't wait for the American re-make
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:41, archived)
# give us this day our daily bread
and a bottle of qc
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Naomi rapeface?
Michael ventriloquist?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:47, archived)
# SOCK PUPPETS
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)
# SAACK PUPPETS
If you say spell it in Marge phonetics.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
# i don't knoe what you mran
but i'm drining sherry so i' not surprised
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)
# it was an old simpsons quote
never mind - i assumed we were both 'in' on it.

Enjoy your drin. I got plenny o drining tomorrow meself - mates stag do.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)
# nice
i'm turning into an od lushj
i'd probably have got the reerence if i was sober
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:32, archived)
# smashed monkey!
On the monkey beer, i hope.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:36, archived)
# nope
aussie white and sherry
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Bleurgh
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:18, archived)
# frank!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Best way to avoid hangover
is hair of the dog the next morning.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:23, archived)
# 2 Aspirin or Paracetamol
pint of water, taken before bed.

Alternatively, get fat.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:27, archived)
# or a good shag
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:30, archived)
#
I once wrote a Wiki article about whales, but got sidetracked and the article ended up about other animals.
They marked it [cetacean needed]...
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:33, archived)
# i must be pissed
this made me giggle
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:36, archived)
# yes.
this.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:40, archived)
# WHERE ARE YOU MU!
I NREED DRAGONS
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Would a book about rebels and insurgents
have a table of malcontents?
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:05, archived)
# possibly
but i'm drunk so mu opinion is invs;id
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Hangover shag is a very bad idea.
Exercise produces lactic acid. This competes with alcohol breakdown products for processing by the liver.
End result is you feel much worse and may very well vomit all over whoever you are shagging.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:40, archived)
# i don't care
i had a serius case of horn
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] He's not the only one!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:28, archived)
# He's been on the alcopups.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:28, archived)
# ooof!
;)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:30, archived)
# *spang*
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:31, archived)
# bless! :)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:33, archived)
# rah!
:)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Youre ovah the limit, san! Yourrre nicked!

(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:39, archived)
# awwwwwwww!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Marty Feldman?
:)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:46, archived)
# mutty fetchman
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:47, archived)
# i aspprove of this nae
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:50, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:48, archived)
# hello prodge
i'm pissed
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Stange things are afoot at the b3ta.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:47, archived)
# No doubt!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Send for back-up!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Who is he?
I missed that meme... RIS?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:16, archived)
# try here
borisspider.110mb.com/

i gave up updating after a while because i ran way behind on the posts, but that's about 115 of them



edit: i lie, there's 165 of them
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:18, archived)
# you know, that gallery is my finest hour
that would be depressing if it weren't so brilliant
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:29, archived)
# That was great boris! Lots of laughs there!
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:02, archived)
# dude!
u'm fucking pissed
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Shouldn't you be in bed by now?
You're back in school in September.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:14, archived)
# i'm 35
thats a bit old fpor school
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Okay.....
...signing on in the morning then.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:17, archived)
# actually
i'm severely doisabled and unable to work
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Spoken like a true graphic designer.....
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:21, archived)
# graphic designer?
the only things i fdesign are cocktauiils
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:23, archived)
# wow, George Carlin is FIT!
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Hey shut-up! My other helmet's at the cleaners.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Petril!
NO NOT PETRIL! CHEESE!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:48, archived)
# It's the Tellitubbies' hoover's
long lost father... I thought he died in the baby sun wars?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha, 'helmet'
*sniggers*
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Very wise,
should always keep your helmet clean.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:55, archived)
# I polish it every day.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)
# ...and Decker was a replicant
WOO!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Eli is blind
YAY!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:47, archived)
# the dog dies
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 2:20, archived)
# This I believe!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] onvicts
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:22, archived)
# That'll alienate half our antipodean b3tans the other half are nicking your car ;)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:29, archived)
#
¿
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:37, archived)
#
): poo6 q s ןq
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:41, archived)
# lol!
hang on............
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:48, archived)
# haha
the past, and the present :)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:32, archived)
# evenin' b3ta
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:05, archived)
#
Monsters inc? Compo it. ;)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Heeey, have you been in my fridge?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:13, archived)
# One of those came out of the dog's arsehole this morning.
Just saying like.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:19, archived)
# So based on these three statements
it's a photo of a Monsters, Inc. model made from a dog poo in CM's fridge.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Alimentary, my dear Watson
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:36, archived)
# That's about it.
I fancy a mango right now.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Yeah, she is rather sweet
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:43, archived)
# That's it I'm getting one right now,
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:46, archived)
# TMI!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:47, archived)
# what the fuck is that substance
in the source image? It looks WRONG
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:22, archived)
# hehehe
it was, once upon a time, a stress ball. apparently i was negligent about its wellbeing. well, that or very very stressed.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)
# thank fook
it looked like something's insides.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Say 'cheeeze'!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:26, archived)
# yailaapoaMImmfadpiCMf?
gotta wonder what you were eating, though.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Eeuugghhhh!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] pfffft
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:35, archived)
# "Let's all go to the lobby...let's all go to the lobby"
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)
# 3 mins to IT Crowd!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe yay for high school horrors from the nineties


(repost..)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Heh heh :)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:13, archived)
# it should be called
MY BOOBS:

LOOK AT THEM
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:23, archived)
# You should have reduced those tities and called it....
I think you are going to blossom next summer.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Casper the dead demon boy.
(obviously) -__-
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Prequel or Sequel?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Biting Satire (circa 1999)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Fecking techno techno
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:38, archived)
# More balls than most
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:39, archived)
# *
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:23, archived)
# I picked a bad day to give up epilepsy
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:25, archived)
# You asked for it.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Makes note
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I can delete it and switch it for something irrelevant...*
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:32, archived)
# that works
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun? Too subtle?
Romance The Dragon
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Get it drunk.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:04, archived)
# i entered a dragon once...
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:11, archived)
# duncan bannatyne?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
# he had very soft hands
and was a surprising gentle lover.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:31, archived)
# and for that reason, I'm out!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Not even for a bet.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
# eek
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
# you know you would for a £50k investment
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha ha,
Nice, took me a second

Mine isn't good enough for its own thread so I'm dumping it here.
I only just noticed over on /links Its my candle day so I thought I should do something about it!

(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Too subtle.
clicks anyway
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Hehehe
hehe
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:01, archived)

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