Proper artsPart of my daughter's GCSE coursework was to do a self-portrait in the style of another artist.
"Who have you picked?" I asked
"Chagall" she replies.
*looks blank because I've never even heard the name.
So we look him up and look at some of his work and then she buggers off upstairs with some acrylics to practice the style. Half hour later she comes downstairs with "Bridge and Passion-Flower in Moonlight"
("Who have you picked?" I asked
"Chagall" she replies.
*looks blank because I've never even heard the name.
So we look him up and look at some of his work and then she buggers off upstairs with some acrylics to practice the style. Half hour later she comes downstairs with "Bridge and Passion-Flower in Moonlight"
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:34,
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does it come in daytime colours?i'm sure it's lovely, i'm just having difficulty seeing it :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:36,
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You really need a new monitor, don't you?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:36,
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Blimey. That's lovely.*clicks*
If you turn it upside down is it a self-portrait...?
:D
(If you turn it upside down is it a self-portrait...?
:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:14,
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I had noticed thatand asked why she's painted one of those weird fish that live 3 miles under water.
"oh, it's the wrong way up"
("oh, it's the wrong way up"
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:57,
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ceci n'est pas une Chagall
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 1:03,
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does that first one say shower hemps? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:21,
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why?what are shower hemps?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:29,
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8. O-Ren Ishii
9. Vernita Green
10. Budd
11. Elle Driver
12. Bill
(9. Vernita Green
10. Budd
11. Elle Driver
12. Bill
Rico,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:10,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Movie & TV Prequels"){kind=small}
Actually more entertaining than the sequal
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:00,
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geoffrey jones was quite funny in the original
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:05,
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Will Lucas be filming this entirely in greenscreenwith all the actors in greenscreen leotards - so that he can CGI everything back in in post-production?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:07,
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no, this time he's going to do things radically differentit's all going to be filmed in bluescreen
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:12,
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Who is Will Lucas?And why are you talking like a rastafarian all of a sudden?
(,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 8:29,
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this blue doodle man is smallthat blue ddodle man is far away
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:42,
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Someone's gonna be lunch!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:43,
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hanging your baby from a string is wrong
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:44,
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Nice of the little one to drop a line ________________
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:45,
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no...you're not.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:38,
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Draw us a picture!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:39,
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soif i look up zany in a thesaurus, i'll see a picture of you?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:39,
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do you know how thesauruses work?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:41,
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they're like really smart dinosaurs, aren't they?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:41,
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Compo it!:-D
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:42,
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^zany n. , pl. , -nies . A ludicrous, buffoonish character in old comedies who attempts feebly to mimic the tricks of the clown
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:42,
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Yes!also blog.taragana.com/e/2010/06/16/scott-to-focus-on-space-jockey-in-next-alien-movie-141507/ ?!
I'm sure there will be better looking websites reporting similar things.
(I'm sure there will be better looking websites reporting similar things.
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:39,
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yes!sounds interesting.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:41,
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...as a dog returns to its vomit.it's dead, leave it. No amount of 'rebooting' will breathe life back into it.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:42,
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Now this could be interesting I hope they do a good job on it. maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:46,
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i'm willing to give it a chanceseeing as it's never been shown where they come from
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:48,
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Milton Keynes, apparently they got lost on the M25 maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:51,
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pffffi may watch aliens later
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:53,
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Now I want to break out my Alien Quadrilogy maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:55,
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i was thinking pretty much the same thing
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:57,
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Interesting stuffBeen thinking about that one for decades now, being a geek
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:00,
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Needs a ticket to ride . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:41,
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well, that's my pulling technique fucked
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:41,
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well donenow go back and delete your other attempts
ta
(ta
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:16,
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No they have a life of their own now:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:17,
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i don't agreethey're two threads of people slagging him
and now people are having a go cos he's got it right
(and now people are having a go cos he's got it right
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:19,
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fucking cunt proving us wrong by managing to get it right
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:20,
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We've been bad*hangs head in shame*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:21,
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Yay that's how you do it post it yet again in another thread maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:16,
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Third times a charm.....Despite the fact that you have now earned the enimity of most of the board.... but hey,
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:16,
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nahnot the entire board, I thought eminity was the island that jaws attacked
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:18,
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hhahahahaha!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:19,
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pffI really wanted to make a funny Jaws gif recently, but I realised I'd have to hire a small visual effects studio, and possibly ressurect Roy Scheider. It just wasn't working out :(
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
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Slacker, Moley would have done it!;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:24,
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you might have been able to do itbut I'm not giving away my idea
because it was a bit shit, really
(because it was a bit shit, really
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:29,
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Oh and yet you post such nice stuffyou know you're good.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:31,
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I can't use after effectsthough I still haven't tried yet ;)
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:32,
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Let Andrew Kramer be your AE guide at www.videocopilot.netThey have a starter section and just following along with his video tuturial will bring you upto speed in no time.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:35,
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I watched some of those but don';t have the softwareI shall have to investigate the system specs.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:37,
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AE CS3/CS4 will work fine on most systems with 4gb of memory and a good processor like a dual coreCS5 is a bitch as it requires a 64-bit computer which I don't have as yet.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:49,
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leave it the fuck aloneor i may have to hunt you down and kill you
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:26,
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jaws, of coursescheider pretty much pissed on his chips with seaquest
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:29,
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Ahhhh phoo'weeA bootle and ½ of Chianti says I can spell enmity how ever I please...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:27,
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hang on,surely this is a 'succeed'
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:18,
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god I'd love thatwww.succeedblog.com
where there are videos of people doing well with three slo-mo replays of the moment it all goes right
(where there are videos of people doing well with three slo-mo replays of the moment it all goes right
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:21,
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Heretic!*burns embassy*
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:19,
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well, i missed the other 2due to perving over goldblum, so it's all good to me.
not twilight, that's shit.
(not twilight, that's shit.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:21,
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no, that makes me jealousshe has FAR too much sex with him. he's just been on top gear.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:24,
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Yeah someone posted the same image below maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:11,
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I wonder if we're going to see another thread deletion...
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:13,
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i hope so,this is a fairly pointless thread, after all
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:14,
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How can a thread that contains my torn paper monster be pointless?I'm deeply hurt. I might delete this sub-thread and flounce off.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:15,
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Yeah totally bindun we see lots of redexes. maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:10,
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It's too small Micto can't make it out :Dhehe
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:13,
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Full of filth it was like reading pulp porn :D maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:16,
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p.s. I'm wanking as I write this
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:17,
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I'm flicking the bean as I replyGood job this thread is about to be deleted... anytime now... now maybe... come on!!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:19,
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oh dearepic fail, edit this one and delete the one above.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:11,
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'epic fail'?oh dear, thor. Oh very dear
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:13,
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it's sunday, i'm tiredi've been painting the great hall this afternoon.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:16,
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"...great hall..."is that s superlative or do you live in a mansion?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:25,
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i live in a 12 bedroom jacobian mansion in the rolling hills of devonshireafter going back in time and inventing BumpitsTM which netted me a kings ransom.
either of these fact may or may not be true.
(either of these fact may or may not be true.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:42,
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'triffic *wobbles head.. twitches*I am soooo going to Hull...
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(,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 21:38,
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that abscess will never heal if he keeps licking it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 21:44,
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GOLDBLUM IS ON TOP GEAR!!!!!*buggers off*
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Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:08,
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poor fella
Click for bigger (113 kb)
*feels a tad guilty for making this*
FIEND,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 21:54,
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i think i was his stunt artist
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 21:24,
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Not worth it's own thread...But a remix of something Bloop posted earlier.
My brain is now dead.
(,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 21:27,
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My brain is now dead.
That is worth its own threadunless the source was remarkably similar.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 21:30,
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it's differentbut it's not a hen
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 21:33,
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Ooh, not sure, I just googled drunk woman and grabbed it... Monty Propps,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 21:51,
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I recognise it, it looks like this exhibition I saw at Trongate 103,but I can't remember/track down the name of the photographer now... Sorry, that's not much help.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:06,
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Rimaldas Viksraitis
Grimaces of The Weary Village!!!!
Is anyone even reading this far down? Never mind I'm happy now.
(Grimaces of The Weary Village!!!!
Is anyone even reading this far down? Never mind I'm happy now.
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:28,
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She's not lookin' hard enough ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 21:35,
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subtle!If I'm looking at the right bit. edit: I see more clues, very nice!
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:08,
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looks likeshe's been at the monkey beersilly woman, she can't handle the clean, crisp taste of monkey beer.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:11,
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Iron ore some other corrosive metal . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:50,
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As a by product of making thatsurely it means there was a Slag Man created as well.
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magnum,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:52,
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I can't help but insert commas in there in my head"Blast, Furnace Man. They got away again!"
or
"Blast furnace, man. I made it quite clear I wanted a blast furnace."
(or
"Blast furnace, man. I made it quite clear I wanted a blast furnace."
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:52,
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Can he walk at all? Or if he moves will he fall?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:57,
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I don't know . . . but have you ever smelt him ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 21:11,
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*filenames**slaps forehead*
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:30,
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lesbian sex or mass murderi'd go for the mass murder, myself
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:39,
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now you're talking!there's definitely a film idea in there somewhere!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 21:06,
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Custer's 2nd to Last Stand
(I think there was a film)....
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:21,
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lol niceI feel a disturbance like 8 or 9 posts all screamed at once and then were suddenly silent
www.b3ta.com/board/10141815
(www.b3ta.com/board/10141815
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:22,
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What really pissed me offwas I was in to much shock to take down the guy's plate. I reported it to the police who have since informed me they obviously have nothing to go on.
I like CCTV cameras. If there had been one, they might have got the guy
(I like CCTV cameras. If there had been one, they might have got the guy
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:26,
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ScaryGothenburg (SW of Sweden) had a wierd policy: the local buses and trams simply drove on, disregarding zebra crossings. Never learned if it's some local law or just busy timetables.
(,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:35,
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ayeit's like i always say, just because pensioners have been around longer than i have, that doesn't give them the right to call me a cunt.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:25,
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ah well, at least it makes you feel young/only been here 3 years herself
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:28,
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I think that was levelled at David from Derbywho was indeed an insensitive cunt given what he was replying to, and screen captured
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:30,
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probablyit just winds me up slightly that someone suddenly turns up who never has anything to contribute, just to fuck up and insult others. i'm talking about that dirty thread deleter, of course.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:31,
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^ agreed ^it was the mini-flounce that made me rise to the bait
Forgot this profile is my second profile and is only showing about a year
(Forgot this profile is my second profile and is only showing about a year
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:39,
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there was just no need for itand this is NOT the week to annoy me
EDIT: you joined about the same time as me, didn't you?
(EDIT: you joined about the same time as me, didn't you?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:42,
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ah, thought so
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 21:09,
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arf!custer, you cunt, you bored me shitless in history class for a whole year!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:23,
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He got bored to death himself ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:34,
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Outstanding . . . well out sitting anyway ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:28,
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high praise indeed - Larson is my heroThanks
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:35,
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I thought the sameThe colouring is particularly good.
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 20:55,
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