SimpleEffective
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:49,
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Ken-Fucky Fried Chicken!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:14,
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Would anybodydo me the favour of explaining the Freebase meme? I've never worked out where it's from. Tried Googling to no avail...
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Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:21,
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Ah, I see...Thanks very much. I have been very confused about it for some time.
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Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:18,
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Why is it always raining on your island?Woohoo!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:45,
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because it's raining in his heart?
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:57,
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The sun is outThe sky is blue
There's not a cloud to spoil the view
but www.youtube.com/watch?v=94sJYhfoPC0
(There's not a cloud to spoil the view
but www.youtube.com/watch?v=94sJYhfoPC0
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:04,
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I knew at the third frame it was time to unleash the spanger.*SPANG*
Also: -n +b
(Also: -n +b
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:48,
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spangalanger!yup, I noticed the spelling faux pas as soon as I posted it...why does that always happen dem it!
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Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:49,
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I prefer the word ny (nigh) anyway.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:50,
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*Offers Baldrick style coffee*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:51,
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Di Caprio really cannot grow facial hair.Spang to the mother funking woo!
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Joliet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:54,
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hahahasimple but effective
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:54,
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muhahahahaasks the obvious 'did he see pink people?' question
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:56,
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no, but the leopard has either but the leopard has eitherchanged into a leopard-skin amoeba or a human . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:12,
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Leonard Leopard needs a Leotard Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:14,
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^this
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:38,
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^What she said^ Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:01,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Movie & TV Prequels"){kind=small}
UnrelatedSomeone pointed me to the music of Preisner
And I realized I'd truly enjoyed it in La Double Vie de Veronique
and some other Kieslowski...
Proceded to DL all of his stuff just to check it out and while half is rather intricate and nicely composed vocal music, the other half sounds like vangelis stirred by an 80s unicorn poster and makes me retch.
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Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:25,
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And I realized I'd truly enjoyed it in La Double Vie de Veronique
and some other Kieslowski...
Proceded to DL all of his stuff just to check it out and while half is rather intricate and nicely composed vocal music, the other half sounds like vangelis stirred by an 80s unicorn poster and makes me retch.
I can read nearly all of those words. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:30,
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Vocabularist.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:42,
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Hahahaha!Braw! as ever lookit is ickle legs!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:05,
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Wotcha Dan! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:19,
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Woo, yay, and houpla!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:21,
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That looks like an expensive experiment: D
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:39,
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Hahaha!First click of the day.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:39,
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Ha ha ha,Top stuff!
( Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:40,
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I've never seen anything of yours that I haven't clickedThis is simply wonderful.
Despite there being a fecking vuvuzela on the wall
I adore his little leggies.
(Despite there being a fecking vuvuzela on the wall
I adore his little leggies.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:44,
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It is actually a yard glass.For hardcore drinking.
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dotmund .co.uk,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:29,
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Oh*feels silly now*
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:20,
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Sod alcohol, these boys fed a fully grown african bull elephant an inhuman amount of LSD"In 1962, three men at the University of Oklahoma, lead by the idiosyncratic, CIA-collaborator Louis Jolyon "Jolly" West, injected LSD into an elephant for the first time. Their stated intent was to determine if LSD would induce "musth", a naturally occurring condition in which elephants become violent and uncontrollable. After a series of events, the elephant died. There is some controversy and confusion surrounding the cause of death."
www.erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/lsd_history4.shtml
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Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:32,
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www.erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/lsd_history4.shtml
Hahahahaha
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:12,
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never read Pratchettis it all goblins and elves n stuff?
also - I don't believe this bullshit for a second: www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-10558258
(also - I don't believe this bullshit for a second: www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-10558258
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:48,
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I don't know about image manipulation and hate anyone who does it. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:51,
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and pixies and fairies and dwarves? edit: I've gone too far haven't I?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:53,
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*cares* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:18,
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morning chapTweet!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:14,
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That Prof Farid's websie is pretty interestingwww.cs.dartmouth.edu/farid/research/digitaltampering/
Shame so many of his images are broken though.
(Shame so many of his images are broken though.
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:48,
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I think it's getting a pounding from bbc readers Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:53,
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Is now a good time to admitI've not seen any of the Jurassic Park films?
( Joliet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:18,
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EhFirst one's all right. Second one's a bit crap, no idea about the third one as the copy I got from the video shop went all fuzzy about halfway through.
Most annoying thing is how Crichton wrote the second book to accomodate the changes they made in the film of the first one - Dickie Attenborough and Jeff Goldblum died in the first book but are both miraculously alive in the second.
(Most annoying thing is how Crichton wrote the second book to accomodate the changes they made in the film of the first one - Dickie Attenborough and Jeff Goldblum died in the first book but are both miraculously alive in the second.
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:22,
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I was too "young teenage girl-ish" to want to see it when it first came outAnd I've just not been bothered to watch it since.
A bit rubbish that Crichton did that. Everyone knows that books don't follow films and vice versa. (Except for very odd occasions)
(A bit rubbish that Crichton did that. Everyone knows that books don't follow films and vice versa. (Except for very odd occasions)
Joliet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:28,
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I can sort of see why he did it after they cast Goldblum as the lead in part twobut at the same time it makes for a very unsatisfying read with all the hand-waving "he was very ill but got better" stuff
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:35,
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"Then there'll be all this running and screaming."
The trailer really got my hopes up for the sequel, but oh what a disappointment it was.
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Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:39,
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The trailer really got my hopes up for the sequel, but oh what a disappointment it was.
The bit where Goldblum's inexplicably black daughter does the gymnastics to beat the velociraptors killed it for meYou can literally hear the film dying during that scene
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:44,
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seems she ran aground on manoeuvresbye-bye Empire, Empire bye-bye
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Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:45,
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Anyone else enter the Guardian's "Shape Game" competition?
Q4nobody,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 8:44,
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HahaI seen Burns in there also, as well as the cat in the hat and even Spock!
( Q4nobody,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:33,
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PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 8:16,
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THIS IS HOW IT GOES DOWN
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:42,
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better than that porno what John Travolta's son did in the bath
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 6:34,
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such a shame about Chevy ChaseGONE TOO SOON : (
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 6:43,
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Oh, Hai Gais!...
Edit: In other news, my kids and I made a hamburger from a ploughmans roll yesterday. The pattie alone took 1.1kg of mince (and other yummy stuff). It took 4 of us 2 meals to eat it, and the kids still took some pattie on thier sandwiches to school this morning.
Giant German Hotdogs are next on the list :)....
(Edit: In other news, my kids and I made a hamburger from a ploughmans roll yesterday. The pattie alone took 1.1kg of mince (and other yummy stuff). It took 4 of us 2 meals to eat it, and the kids still took some pattie on thier sandwiches to school this morning.
Giant German Hotdogs are next on the list :)....
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:45,
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I get accused of that EVERY FUCKING YEAR.cunts.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:47,
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We've still got Easter to look forward to.
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 3:06,
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I probably would have done that pattie in two thinner lotsso you could put another layer of cheese and onions between them.
Also your burger looks fantastic
(Also your burger looks fantastic
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 3:05,
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from an engineering point of view it probably would have been better structuallymaybe even 3 patties.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 8:40,
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you do realize that one should not eat anything larger than one's head?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 3:08,
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WHACK YOUR PORCUPINE Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 3:12,
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all the cool kids are drinking VB these days Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 3:26,
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if you were an american you'd have finished that in one sitting......alone...
...with fries.
(...with fries.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 8:38,
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Super size'm and get great value !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:08,
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It's all that extra proteens ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:09,
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Not a bad idea for a burger joint ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:10,
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Marketing Genius ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:21,
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Something tells me they don't ever stop. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:35,
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They just get BIGGAR and BIGGAR ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 3:29,
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hiyacould someone grab this:
crashlanden.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/2007_hot_fuzz_wallpaper_002.jpg
and replace 'hot fuzz' with 'warm bum fluff' please? i'm tired, ta
(crashlanden.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/2007_hot_fuzz_wallpaper_002.jpg
and replace 'hot fuzz' with 'warm bum fluff' please? i'm tired, ta
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 1:31,
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In a word . . . you got that right ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 1:57,
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What are nuggets . . . rooster eggs ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:12,
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doh!slightly more than tired... wont happen again...
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:01,
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This scrolls funny ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:08,
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I like it to play with funny fun fun ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 3:57,
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you're so tired you randomly asked the internet to photoshop you some bum fluff?I've never been THAT tired, what's it like?
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Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:23,
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Well, last night at 1am whilst on large amounts of alcohol,I managed to write this: b3ta.com/links/504759#post504795 which I have no memory of nor have the faintest clue WTF I'm on about...
Odd.
(Odd.
..wil,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:33,
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it makes sense to me, should I be afraid? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:42,
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Others will take their place
After Lennon was shot, Andrew Loog Oldham, ex-Stones manager and Beatle-h8er, was asked how he'd get the Beatles back together. "3 bullets," he said.
No π tonight . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 1:55,
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- 9What a beach !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 1:14,
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is it sexeh tiem yet?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:40,
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Give me some hickeys and shine my shoes ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 1:13,
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that looks quite disturbingand on that note, time for bed.
g'night all!
(g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:35,
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Yeah Hugh Grant is enough to give anybody nightmares :DGoodnight I think I'm off to bed soon also.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:37,
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you've got foetus, on your breathyou've got foetus, on your breath
WOO
(WOO
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:39,
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There used to be a group called Scraping Foetus off the Wheelpretty good group pretty lousy name
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:41,
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Jim Thirlwell is some kind of a godI was referring to the specific lyric in "Wash It All Off"
12" mix
original 7"
WOO
(12" mix
original 7"
WOO
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:45,
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also: Foetus Art Terrorism, Foetus Uber Frisco, Foetus All-Nude Revue, Foetus Under Glassor just plain FOETUS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsV19dpHDe0
..I need to get this shit on CD, or get some new needles
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsV19dpHDe0
..I need to get this shit on CD, or get some new needles
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:47,
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Thought soonly heard a few tracks by them thanks for link.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:48,
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he's from Melbourne, would you believe it?www.foetus.org/
I only get to listen to this stuff when I have the house to myself : D
(I only get to listen to this stuff when I have the house to myself : D
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:55,
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is that rik mayall in there?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:10,
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oh, i spotted himand harry potter.
and bill and ted, i think
(and bill and ted, i think
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:13,
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and possibly macauley culkin
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:14,
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Roul Moat, Paul McCartney, That kid from Home Alone, Derrick Hatton (I Think)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:15,
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It's like the Con/Dem front bench then? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:18,
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michael j. fox
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:18,
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He only looks like 16 characters because he shakes so much.Ooh spotted John (SellOut) Lydon
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:20,
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bwahaha!so, that'll be 2 tickets to hull, then?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:21,
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First Class Tickets! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:22,
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I have Dennis Hopper on my SatNav.He's pretty cynical about everywhere.
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Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:15,
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No apology required, this is pleasingly bizarre :)On a tangent: just spotted this on the BBC news front page, I'm sure I recognise that expression somewhere...
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:20,
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ahhhahhhahhh excellent collage Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:39,
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mmmmmmmcorn....
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:02,
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it may well besomeone posted howard the egg, i had scrambled egg on toast earlier!
this is getting spooky now!
(this is getting spooky now!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:09,
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Oh yeah I had some Roast Chicken and... err well that's all I have really! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:13,
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i had a roast chicken wingat my mum's house earlier!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:14,
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I have some chicken in the fridge.I'm not going to roast it, though. That would be foolhardy now, under the circumstances.
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Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:19,
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it would be tempting fateand could possibly open a chicken-based gateway to the netherworld.
or it could be a bit dry.
(or it could be a bit dry.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:22,
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The fridge has been making odd noises lately.And one of my cats disappeared for a coupla days.
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Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:24,
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you need to keep an eye on that fridgeas for the cat, well, you just can't trust them
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:27,
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Shrodinger would want that you don't open the fridge door to find outas that would force the experiment into a determined state by observing the outcome - he wants that you sit and ponder whether the cat has frozen to death or whether it lives in 2 states of being Dead and Eating the Fish/Chicken.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:28,
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It ate the chicken?That little fucker! Wait 'till I get my hands on it. Shit, can't open the fridge. Damn you, Shrodinger!
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Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:37,
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if you water it, they will grow PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:33,
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heh heh!I thought it said 'MILFED' at first
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:39,
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you know, i rather like this
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:42,
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