Hahahahaaha I've become a huge fan of Widders over the past few years.She's got a face that could make cheese, a voice that could grate it, and a body that's had too much of it, but her programme about prostitutes was ace, her opinins are nothing if not interesting, and I'd love to meet her.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:00,
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I hope you're not slating cheese laddy.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:04,
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Hahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:05,
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Her Intelligence Squared debate was magnificentI could watch that all day
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:04,
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Don't forget her 12 Lb merkin of bees Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:11,
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Who could forget that? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:15,
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Once you've seen ityou'll never need porn again
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:17,
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Or sex. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:26,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Pope Merchandise"){kind=small}
Lets just get this out of the way
Hahaha, sex abuse etc.
No, not merch, but watch me not care.
MaybeOr shorter. Thursday to Wednesday, rather than Wednesday to Wednesday. Better than the last one, though. B3ta tends to go a bit bental with films. And religion. Hmm.
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:59,
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That's so wrongThat little girl looks so excited and innocent.
Oh god.
That's so wrong.
Hahahahahahaha
(Oh god.
That's so wrong.
Hahahahahahaha
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:02,
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I deem you to be a bad man.And not in a James Brown way.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:16,
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You'll never find out my identity anyway as i always swirl my personal picturesNO WAY anyone can get past that
( Victor Meldrew,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:26,
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what about if someone was just to swirl it the other way?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:30,
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Really he deserved to be jailed for that alone.The paedophilia was almost secondary to such criminal idiocy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:31,
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Well missed that one!
so have it as is :D
w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:52,
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Whilst we're on the subject of PopesHere's a pea I made much much earlier when we had the old less Nazi oriented pope.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:52,
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WOAH TIGERA pea in a new thread and disregarding netiquette and flooding the board.
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:54,
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"dirty stones"(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:50,
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stupid bald stick insect bitch
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:51,
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^ firm...firm but fair.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:53,
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She's a poor excuse for a human being and no mistake....her feeble reasoning for lying about the "gift" from Charles Taylor and refusing to attend the war crimes tribunal is so self-indulgent and petulant that it borders on offensive
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:56,
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I think she's great value.I mean - if you're going to throw your mobile phone at your assistant (and lets face it, how many of us haven't wanted to do THAT at some point or another?!) then it's best to do so if the mobile phone is diamond-encrusted.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:59,
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Still would though. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:57,
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LMAOI was going to post would but then decided against it
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:15,
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I don't understand this.If an unknown man came to my room while I was asleep, woke me, and gave me a bag of dirty stones, my natural inclination would be to be a little curious. Or else run, on the grounds that I was somehow in a slightly dodgy horror film.
Campbell's life must be very strange for this to have been such a trivial incident...
(Campbell's life must be very strange for this to have been such a trivial incident...
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:54,
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Good Gove!What a cunt.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:48,
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Took the words......right out of my mouth.
A couple of years ago I sent a lookalike of Gove and Pob to Private Eye, writing*:
"On viewing the Tory MP Michael Gove on Channel 4 News this evening, I could not help but be struck by his uncanny resemblance to the children's TV character Pob.
One of them is a spluttering, incoherent, grotesque creature, while the other is a puppet who used to have his own children's television show.
Could they be related in some way?"
They never published it, the public-school, soggy-biscuit-scoffing, crumpet-toasting cuntwits.
*Yes, I am that sad the email is still in my sent box...
PS: Love the image, Bela, but it's fecking terrifying...
(,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:55,
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A couple of years ago I sent a lookalike of Gove and Pob to Private Eye, writing*:
"On viewing the Tory MP Michael Gove on Channel 4 News this evening, I could not help but be struck by his uncanny resemblance to the children's TV character Pob.
One of them is a spluttering, incoherent, grotesque creature, while the other is a puppet who used to have his own children's television show.
Could they be related in some way?"
They never published it, the public-school, soggy-biscuit-scoffing, crumpet-toasting cuntwits.
*Yes, I am that sad the email is still in my sent box...
PS: Love the image, Bela, but it's fecking terrifying...
Yay! Hello Harry!*waves*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:07,
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hahathey should have used it!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:26,
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A new strain of gove flu?We're all fucked.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:49,
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But of course!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:54,
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there's checking to see if it tiles then there's spamming the boardit was a harsh but fair comment
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:59,
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dragging the cursor across the pic will tell him that
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:01,
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stop the challengewe have a winner
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:47,
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my one and only click for this challenge.needs more JP though
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:48,
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Are you sure#3 isn't Joey Deacon?
Actually, I never saw JP2 and Joey together.
(,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:19,
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Actually, I never saw JP2 and Joey together.
^This^#6 is a diamond in the rough.
( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Sat 7 Aug 2010, 5:24,
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hahaha it's funny 'cause he's german^just getting my /ac ready
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:49,
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I think it's quite funny that.......when you type in P O P E into Google it comes up with "Popeye" first
:-)
(:-)
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:58,
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strong to the finnich
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:05,
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I think the one on the interwebs has a bit more AA on the edges
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:49,
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Take one home for the kiddies
The Vomiting Hitchhiker Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Manhattan,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:40,
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this is shaping up to be shit already
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:45,
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two posts up probably sums up what we'll get all weekTOAP on a Pope.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:48,
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ButHe has such kind eyes.
( The Vomiting Hitchhiker Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Manhattan,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:52,
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no one that's german could ever be evilI say we trust him
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:58,
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After seeing Ring Of Fire's compo entry I had to get this out of my mind.Close encounters the remake.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:37,
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is overrated.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:40,
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he doesn't even use vinyl..the ponce*presses beat match button*
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:46,
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I must admit I use Virtual djand the beat match button
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:48,
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My dad is a DJThe old-school (weddings, funerals and bahmitzvas style) and I've just put VDJ on his laptop for him to try out.
It's pretty sweet software.
(It's pretty sweet software.
Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:53,
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I use it as wellbut I learned from using technics 1210's...and Virtual dj is great when you link up decks to it :)
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:55,
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I'm a total fanboyit's not the same as a hardware xfade but it's the closest I've got so far, I use it now for live sets on morningstar.co.nr and clubs
^SHAMELESS PLUG^
(^SHAMELESS PLUG^
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:02,
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mix I made :)Track List;
1. Chris Lake & Marco Lys - Violins (Original Mix)
2. Atmosfear - Dancing In Outer Space (The Revenge Rework 1)
3. DJ Rico aka Deep Ya'll - Let's Party (Funk Deep Mix)
4. Joe Rizla - Hope (Deep Dub)
5. Andrew Chibale - Salsa Training
6. Carl Craig - Angel (Jerome Sydenham's Vocal Dub)
7. Coyu & Edu Imbernon - El Baile Alemain
8. David Granha - Galansito Colombiano
9. Elliot Wright - La Musica
10. Fred Everything & JT Donaldson ft. Aima The Dreamer - Memories (JT's Bk Dub)
prodigy69.co.uk/pics/zombie/deep%20funk%20house_prodigy69@b3ta.mp3
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:11,
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cool DLing nowheres a remix I did of Unternull - Godless
www.last.fm/music/Morningstar++Tc/_/UnterNull+RRW+FW+Mash
(www.last.fm/music/Morningstar++Tc/_/UnterNull+RRW+FW+Mash
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:18,
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industrial?it's one of the dance styles I'm not sure about..
I can listen to it, but I prefer the beats to be more prominent
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:24,
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the only style I found difficult to listen to is dubstepany tard can make a wobbly beat
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:27,
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I'd put one of mine up, but I mainly played Oldskool Hardcore, Jungle Techno, Dnb, Drum funk.Besides, I cbfa.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:27,
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VDJ is all the ghey!Traktor ftmfw!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:59,
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LudditeMaybe you think he should be using waxed cylinders or 8-tracks?
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:48,
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Haha!Can't beat vinyl, although I did have cd decks at one point. I have even done a few mixes on my Traktor in the past.
*Auto-crossfades*
(*Auto-crossfades*
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:49,
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take it you have a compatible hardware mixerI found traktor fiddly
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:50,
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Nope, I never needed one.;)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:55,
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Do you think he really cares?With all the loot he's made.
The overrated rich git.
(The overrated rich git.
Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:42,
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not quite sure what's going on hereHave a pope
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:42,
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Have you seen the film?Eh eh?
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:42,
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I have seen the film butjust not sure what Paul Zerdin is doing in it
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:47,
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I found thisReally not worth it's own thread, not even done by me, but, surely it's there for the win.
I also have no access to any graphics programme on which I could paste a Hulk Hogan on.
Sorry,
(I also have no access to any graphics programme on which I could paste a Hulk Hogan on.
Sorry,
monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:42,
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that looks a little bitlike a willy!!!!
pfffffrt!
(pfffffrt!
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:33,
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POPESOAPWITHANEARWORM!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:33,
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Does he smoke dope?Edit: Used tampon much?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:33,
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*grope*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:34,
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*fwopes* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:40,
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isotopes Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:45,
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He's a bad mother fucker. No doubt.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:36,
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Also handy for when you fancy abseiling in the shower.O_O
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:40,
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So...TOAP Pope Soap on a Rope?
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:40,
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have this before the compo flood
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:27,
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He's been robin Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:28,
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no need to crow about it Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:30,
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BOOBIES!sorry
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:32,
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No need to be coy, if you mean tits say tits Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:34,
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he was on a wing and a prayerand he'll be up before the Beak!
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:34,
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your puns are much more appropriate than mineI thrushed into it
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:37,
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never mindI've got a sparror two
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:38,
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That was a swift reply.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:39,
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You've got some gul Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:41,
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Spit or swallow?Edit: Gah!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:42,
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Yeah, I bet you've had a cockatoo Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:47,
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*sc-owls*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:52,
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*swallows nervously* Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:41,
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ummhe'll do some bird (unless he sings)
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:31,
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Looks like a midair bumming! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:30,
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Dur!It IS!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:31,
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Arf, ning and stuff.Also, I have an idea for a compo entry, the pope smoking dope! It would look darn good on a t-shirt wouldn't it?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:30,
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That's an excellent ideahowever it's an IMAGE challenge
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:33,
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shopped images onlycan I buy one?
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:35,
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I only have a £20 bag left.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:38,
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that's all I have to say to you Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:37,
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That is fantastic!hee hee!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:36,
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Morning all ! Bindun yet ?
Click for bigger (84 kb)
edit/ oh too late it seems
rabbitz,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:25,
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HRH!gleeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I can't remember if this is a bindun . . .
(I can't remember if this is a bindun . . .
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:27,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: POPE MERCHANDISE
The pope is visiting the UK soon, and the merchandise is already on sale, but it's rubbish. This week's challenge is to show the Vatican what they should be selling to mark the occasion. God will be delighted.
Challenge suggested by Want Bartender and voted for by you.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:22,
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bollocks suggestion
and I didn't fucking vote for it
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:31,
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Sorry...Very quick, very dirty - but it's been polluting my mind for a while.
'NING!
('NING!
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:22,
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Better than LurderI suppose the February of the Penguins has bin dun
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:15,
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Did anyone do:The penultimate Mohican/emperor/samurai/airbender
Also, how about, the beginning of the affair?
(Also, how about, the beginning of the affair?
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:20,
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Following on from the reply to Wobbly
Click for bigger (126 kb)
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Chumps 👀,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:22,
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Large Scale Fraud.On the Orient Express
/Mary Whitehouse Experience joke
(,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:18,
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/Mary Whitehouse Experience joke
Who needs a reason?It has a happy cat in it. Yay!
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:17,
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Erm ... whut?Also, that pic is of a scene that is so very, very wrong.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:05,
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can't a civilian just go about his normal daily activities without oppression from 'the man'? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:11,
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the cat did a what on the where now? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:10,
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This was a news story a while agoA chap who likes dressing as a schoolgirl was arrested for breaking his parole conditions. The attire was deemed okay, but he's not allowed to "flaunt it in public" at certain times of the day.
The "joke", I guess, is that he might have bought his gear from Tesco in their Back to School sale.
(The "joke", I guess, is that he might have bought his gear from Tesco in their Back to School sale.
doog Don't read this.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:14,
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Imposing laws on what people can wear?That sounds like Nazi germany to me. It'll never happen here...
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:18,
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