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[challenge entry] Cum On Feel The...
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Haha oh god!
Nice. Clicky!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Gosh!
*fears*
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm a doctor, not a cinematographer.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:31, archived)
# LENS FLARE!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Now this gets all the clicks
: D
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)
# hahaha!
he's no longer a fan of velour
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
That is wicked!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)
# oh, no!
they're being attacked by alien balls of light!
oh, wait, it's just lens flare
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:33, archived)
# They were buggers, them alien balls of light that went 'Fsss!'


BTW does TNG mean Totally Not Gay!?
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
# it can't, because it is
except data, i have a weird thing for him
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Well he IS fully functional...
...
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)
# and programmed with multiple techniques
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Never stay behind here, (unless you're wearing a red shirt)
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Well this was done for the 'bad advice' compo
so not meant to be advice that's for the red-shirt's health really...
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)
# i'm wearing a purple jumper
am i safe?
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Not
from the Purple People Eater...
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:45, archived)
# i can take him, he's a big nancy
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:46, archived)
# I like this.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Haha!
McBain makes this good.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:00, archived)
# UNFILTARED
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Bubo defects...

not sure COTT counts as Sci-Fi but I think a robot owl does...
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)
# GIVE US BACK THE EYE!
i fucking LOVE that film!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# They totally fucked up that scene in teh remake
and Medusa.

They improved upon the scorpions and pegasus a 100% tho!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:29, archived)
# haven't seen it yet
maggie smith was good in the original, though
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:30, archived)
# I imagine it was much better in 3D
in 2D you keep wondering why it keeps going slo-mo and moving towards the camera...
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:39, archived)
# i'm not good with 3D films
they give me terrible headaches
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# I have struggled a bit myself,
I generally cope if I force myself to relax, and stop straining to see it thru the gloom...

I enjoyed the Avatar Experienceβ„’
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)
# avatar is good
but i've got limited sight in one eye, so i can't focus on it properly, hence the headaches
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Ah
Yes, lack of stereoscopic vision would be a problem...
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# it's getting very annoying
every new film seems to be in 3D. i want to watch the new resident evil, but i don't know if that's 3D or not
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:56, archived)
# It is, sorry,
but hey, internet downloads aren't!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:31, archived)
# apparently not
latimesblogs.latimes.com/the_big_picture/2010/04/katzenberg-on-clash-of-the-titans-cheesy-3d-you-just-snookered-the-movie-audience.html

I am led to believe it was shot in 2D so the 3D version is just a shitty conversion, haven't seen either yet
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:03, archived)
# but Medusa in the original was well scary, had trouble sleeping for days after that
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)
# you big fairy
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:08, archived)
# yeah I know right?
I didn't harden up to horror movies until I was nearly twelve and I starting seeing things like Bad Taste and Surf Nazis Must Die

I know those are comedies, but they're pretty graphic
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Now, see, I know who Hilter is.
Was.

But why is he with an owl? Are owls naxis? Do they deny the holocaust? I never knew owls were such bastards. Fucking owls.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Before your time?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0082186/

*edit* WTF happened to IMDB!?
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Well yeah, I was -7.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:31, archived)
# fucking whippersnapper
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:31, archived)
# I'm old, and I've never seen it.
It looks rubbish. Is it?
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)
# it's fucking brilliant
great if very unrealistic plot, great actors and effects by ray harryhausen
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Not
one of Harryhausen's best tho, the last he did, the first with helpers, and they totally cocked up the scorpion scene IMO...
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)
# no, not one of his best, i'll agree
but i've always loved greek mythology, so i'm biased
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Ah.
I think I'll give it a miss, then. I quite enjoyed harryhausen when I was a child...
/patronising git
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Your sig
makes me think you won't enjoy it...
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:45, archived)
# what about the love story aspect?
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)
#
My sig is updated weekly to save people having to read the compo.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)
# NOBODY READS THE COMPO
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:42, archived)
# yeah I know WiL they've got this web 2 layout going on
the original column display still appears in subheadings, strange times
 
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:40, archived)
# I found this ...
(, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] One for 3rd Rock fans
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)
# There's a man on the STUPID FUCKING CUNT
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] "For this is my oil, which is shed for you"
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:19, archived)
# haha
Also: that's one shockingly bad copy of the last supper.
Is that zaphod beeblebrox in the green?
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Can't be - only two arms
I think you'll find twelve humanoid heads in the painting, one for each disciple (although at least one looks suspiciously like Mary Magdalene)
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:20, archived)
[challenge entry]

Another star wars pic. I've been here too long. I feel soiled.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:13, archived)
# we're all soiled
some of us enjoy it
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:14, archived)
# ew
What on earth does your sig mean? It sounds lewd, but in a baffling way.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
# anthony bourdain quote
he was talking about eating camel
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Ah.
For some strange reason I assumed it was something filthy.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:22, archived)
# and that's why i like it ;)
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# I'm not sure that I like the new icons.
Guess I should bung Rob a tenner anyway.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# i quite like them
this tetris one looks like cubist genitalia
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)
# I like it : )
it's just soiled by the Stringfellow
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
# thx
I think he's the reason the girls are upset.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)
# he's a cunt
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist . . .
Photobucket
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:08, archived)
# RES?
I won't check it.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)
# NNNnNnnNnnNnNNnnNN
nNNnnNnNnnnNnnNnNnn
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:11, archived)
#
res? I don't get this lingo, I'm old
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:17, archived)
# RES? RIS?
I thought it was "heresy" - that's all.
(, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:45, archived)
# nothing wrong with a bit of witchcraft
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Friends, Romans, Countrymen lend me your ewoks...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:56, archived)
# he has a wife, you know
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Oh Weally?
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:02, archived)
# do you know what her name is?
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)
# nnnnngggg
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:05, archived)
# that's her nickname
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Yubnub!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:08, archived)
# beechawawa
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Ooteenie!
(oh, right, that was a Jawa. I can hardly tell the difference)
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:47, archived)
[challenge entry] And so to bed
Nighty night b3ta.

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# ah, yes
aliens is on channel 4 right now.
goodnight, you.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I did not know that.
Isn't coincidence a wonderful thing?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# it is indeed
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Alien was on last night
Don't go that way Dallas!

Now you're dead :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:56, archived)
# i'm betting alien 3 will be on tomorrow
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Bald Ripley
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)
# you still would, though
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)
# No doubt
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Fucking lizard Overlords
: )
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I like your approach
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay! Here's a pearoast that never got into the last compo but seems appropriate:
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# arf : )
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# arf arf arf
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
#
This is teh best!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)
# : D
this has to win. lol
(, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une lune!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I've done... questionable things......
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# : (
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Questionable things? But he looks so angelic.
Who's daddy's good widda boy? You are Rutzy!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Right Smart !
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Shurely bindun... historically, like?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:42, archived)
# oh, now this is good
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Likey!
*clickey!*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I didn't know he was a dwarf
: D
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Sonic Cabaret
surely?
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:46, archived)
# My first FP
Woohoo!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Funnily enough...
From H2G2 page www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A6127841 :

"Baker was taken to a costume house and told to come up with a costume, aided by costume designer Jim Acheson. The look was influenced by a poster by French Impressionist Toulouse-Lautrec of a man with a big red scarf and wide brimmed fedora. Instead of a red scarf Baker and Acheson settled on a multicoloured design."
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
# And, hilariously,
In a case of art imitating life imitating art, this has actually been done for the cover of an upcoming Doctor Who audio play starring Tom Baker himself!

Photobucket
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Well, I did say it must have bindun
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 19:52, archived)
#
That poster's where they got the design from in the first place.
(, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# if he's looking a bit concerned,
it's because he just heard sarkozy was going to deport romana
</pololitics>
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# That is superb!
*Clicks*
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
#
Brian Blessed vs Tom Baker in a voice-off FTW!

*unleashes apocalypse*
(, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] the Sith wives of Henry the 8th?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)
# i like this
well, i like the original painting
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:36, archived)
# It's too easy to churn out these images......
...i need to have a bit of a think. Wine, she shall inspire me, but for now...bed and then the evil work.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:38, archived)
# wine is good
it convinces people they want to sleep with you
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:39, archived)
# In my case....
...it convinces them to sleep.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:41, archived)
# :)
go and get your head down then, you poor, tired little worker bee
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] 321

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:24, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:25, archived)
# god, i hated that show
the clues were fucking ridiculous
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Haha:D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:41, archived)
# ha ha ha : D
brilliant
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] where we're going, there aren't any roads
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)
# took me a second to spot it
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)
# took me longer :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# nobody's perfect ;)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:15, archived)
# fixed :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)
# did you go back in time to fix it?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:23, archived)
# no
i went forwards ... to the past!
(starring lloyd christopher)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:25, archived)
# now you're just confusing me
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:29, archived)
# mission accomplished
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:35, archived)
# where did smug jesus go?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:21, archived)
# I don't know.
I thought it was funny.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:25, archived)
# 'twasn't a bad picture
or too big
...?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Michelangelo's Kirk
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhh
this is pleasing
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I KHAAAAAAAAAAAN help noticing his tiny dinky.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:12, archived)
# haha
needs more magenta :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)
# most amusing
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)
# i'd scream if i was a bloke with a cock that small
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# No Smash
you'd wear it out.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:17, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:18, archived)
# :Haha:D
NSFW
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I ain't scared of no romans
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# pffft
 
HELLO, CAKEBURGLAR
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# hello rapitinui
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] signed prints now available
 

 
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Twin Peaks quote at the top there?
And a Mighty Boosh quote too!
Yeah but it's not enough to save this work. The lack of sickwofls is frankly disappointing.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# the Bill Murray alien is doing some sick
as is the late John Candy
 
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:08, archived)
# The character's name is Barf, after all!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:41, archived)
# I don't remember them saying SHITCUNTNERDS on the Mighty Boosh but I've only watched the first series.
 

 
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)
# No ... makes no more sense forwards :(
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:15, archived)
# If you play the song from "Hitcher" backwards
it sounds like soup.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)
# but Pedal To The Metal is a song
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)
# SPREAD!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# the groundhog is telling alien Bill Murray to drive faster.
GO, ALIEN BILL MURRAY, GO
TO THE TREE! TO THE TREE
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)
# I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS, DOG.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)
# lord lucan lols
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)
# he's well retro, innit
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)
# I have to ask...
where the fuck did you find him?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Canada, of course
 

 
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:17, archived)
# LOL
:D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:19, archived)
# ..with your face sketched on it twice.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:22, archived)
# I'm going to wear your face like a mask, mofaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Fair enough.
It's what I do.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this and think it should win the compo


(Sci-Fi connection for the pedants: Suburban Commando)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)
#
Hehe nice. :-)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)
# At first I actually thought that was Compo from Last Of The Summer Wine.
bizarre!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:58, archived)
# See what you mean
It's the hat wot done it
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Me too!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:01, archived)

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