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# I sneeze my mum jumps.

You think that's fucking funny do ya?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)
# yes. yes i do.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Isn't that called . . . taking a powder ?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Shiiiittttt, look what he has done with all that cocaine
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Hello old person...
You have changed rank... :)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Hello Sonic
I have indeed, thanks to some dirty I have on the Queen :)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Pffffffffff, join the back of the queue then...
I'm unfortunately only a regular lurker these days, but it's still nice to see some people I recognise every now and then.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Don't know how often I will be on here
The Queen makes a good compost bin
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:39, archived)
# You mean she has worms?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:41, archived)
# I use her as compost bin, thank god that robot Queen is still work ok
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:44, archived)
# May I please order half a pound of finest QueenMulch please squire?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# 10 bob a pound, sir!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Sniffing panda cocks made (more) fun
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Made this a few days ago but wasnt happy with it
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Would etc
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:17, archived)
# wood
etc.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# you betcha
:)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:17, archived)
# nor would i be
it'd eat your face right off
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
# only if you were lucky
:)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:18, archived)
# 0_0
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)
# well that or
huddle up for a snuggle :D i think i'd prefer my face eaten off :D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Hmmm... snuggle or face torn off, inch by mind-meltingly painful inch?
There's not many people would choose the latter, yet somehow I'm not surprised...
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:40, archived)
# i wouldn't snuggle her
she looks oozy
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:45, archived)
# She's an oozy lover
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:48, archived)
# that's a painful pun
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Jus' like Snoop y'all.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# You've got to kill people, to have respect, for people
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Why not? Did she eat all your precious bacon?
I can imagine her doing just a thing like that
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha
no the teeth looked too clean and it jsut didnt merge well :D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Kate Moss?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:10, archived)
# nah just some
random girl :D i avoid celebs :D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Doris (had a bad) Day ?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:16, archived)
# arf!
:)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:19, archived)
# is she actually dead ?
did a search but I can't find anything
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Almost . . .
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Almost just isn't good enough
I have a Calamity Jane pic already planned out
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Do it to it . . . feed the rumor mill !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Evil fish woman
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:19, archived)
# the best
of all the evil women :D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:39, archived)
# this is awesome dude
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)
# not really that good
but thanks anyway :D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:39, archived)
# So I guess the Abba reunion is off then?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:43, archived)
# This is shockingly good
I thought I had bad dreams.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Fuck yes :D
Woo
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# thank you Smash Monkey
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:48, archived)
# that's right, blame me
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:52, archived)
# you started it
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:53, archived)
# i was just an innocent onlicker
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:54, archived)
# that's what the midget said
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# that midget talks too much
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)
# A bit hard for him to talk talk from that shallow grave you put him in
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# i've told you before, my bath is not a shallow grave
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I want to see Smash fight a midget
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:00, archived)
# fight in what way?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Not oil, he would just fly off across the room if you landed on him
Maybe mud
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# hmmm
it's good for the skin, too
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# we need to arrange this
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:05, archived)
# come to my gnome day bash
i'm sure we could mock something up
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:07, archived)
# I know a midget that might be up for it
But he has a criminal record for indecent exposure (true story)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
# so much trouble
over such a small thing
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)
# moral of the story is never piss just outside a police station
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:13, archived)
# my dad did that once
they called him a stupid fucker and sent him home
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# I think arresting a midget is it's own reward
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:21, archived)
# true
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)
# this is amusing because it has a basis in truth.
there is light fitting shop near me that pulls a similar stunt, it's "closing down" sale is now in it's 6th year. although i've not lived here longer than that, so it may be an under estimate.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Meat stick fingers
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# models own dick fingers
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Leg lamp, only $10
Buy now before it walks away
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:00, archived)
#

(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I see the paramedic is waiting for people fainting as they see the signs
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:07, archived)
# St. John's Ambulance standing by
..trauma team:)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)
# *Prepares* also: whilst sourcing images, I found something:
Does anyone else see this? First result that comes up:
www.google.co.uk/search?q=resusci+anne
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Ah, there it is
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# *Waits for animation of flying boat*
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# ..or pigs :)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)
# This shall ever be good
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Doris is a good Day to dye.


Day is a good Doris to dye?

Oh fuck it, it's an Airfix joke. The component parts are there, you finish it off.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Doris Day dyed ?
Doris Day (born April 3, 1922)(dyed 10, 10, 10)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:45, archived)
# you've been dyeing to get that one out, haven't you?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Oof.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Actually, this picture creeps me out a bit

Her head is tilted to the right, but her face is pointing to the left. With creepy result.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
# I saw it too
I realize now it is not just a pigment of my imagination
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)
# I imagine that the source pic had no face
It was added to make it look less odd, but with mixed results
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:35, archived)
# I bin creeping around mental asylums agin
Geedoh
bigger here
lots more here
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:30, archived)
# wow fantastic :)
make great backdrops to horror pictures ;)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Oi, sex bitch :)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Hey!
I didn't know you'd returned here.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:45, archived)
# about an hour ago
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:47, archived)
# you sexeh slut
:)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:49, archived)
# yam!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:54, archived)
# I noticed a lot of the old people coming out of lurkmode today.

Good.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:07, archived)
# mwahahaha :D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:47, archived)
# ta muchly :)
I've tried shopping characters in a few times, I lack teh skills, looked gash :(
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:33, archived)
# i do it quite often
:)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:47, archived)
# oooh learn me the magic please!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:56, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I used to do urban exploration shit.
Lots of mines and quarries, as well as some fucking excellent military bases (above and below ground).

That said, why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)
# I'm not sure...
why am I reading your biography? ;)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Has it been a week already? ;)
Very nice again :D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)
# ta :)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)
# i think the word you're looking fopr is "escaping"
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)
# *removes pencils from nostrils*
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:34, archived)
# wibble
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:34, archived)
# yey !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:36, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM...
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:42, archived)
# I want you in my room ...
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:49, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Welcome to Havoc Hall !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Top stuff
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:48, archived)
# ^This:D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:18, archived)
# All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die... Now available for a limited time only, act fast as offers are sure to run out!!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:14, archived)
# there are only 3 constants
death, taxes and a DFS sale
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:15, archived)
# I hear that it's the last few days of the sale
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:16, archived)
# it's always the last few days of the sale
groundhog day was based on the DFS sale
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Fires up photoshop
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:19, archived)
# sofa, so good
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:20, archived)
# all your fault
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:49, archived)
# I better not miss it!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I thought it was 5:
A E I O and U
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:43, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I went into a DFS once
They kick me out, how was I suppose to know that it wasn't a lazy boy chair with a toilet
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:20, archived)
# that surprises me
i thought they'd have wanted you to leave a deposit on it
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I was told the furniture at DFS is shit
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:22, archived)
# just make sure you smell that brown leather
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# + covered in
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# It was after I got kicked out
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:27, archived)
# You know what would make DFS better!
Midgets
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# midgets improve any situation
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:26, archived)
# This is 100% true
More so if they start fighting
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:28, archived)
# I would pay a premium to watch midget cage fighting
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)
# You get your moneys worth
They love a good fight
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:34, archived)
# midgets are great
unless you need something off a high shelf
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Just throw them up to the shelf
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:29, archived)
# i saw the words "just throw them up"
and my mind finished the sentence quite differently...
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Hey, if you want to eat them, then that is up to you
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:33, archived)
# who mentioned eating?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:34, archived)
# it's rude not to swallow
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)
# that's what he said
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I'm just trying to work out the logistics of sucking a midget off
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# i'd suggest sitting them on a ledge
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:57, archived)
# thank you I was just about to google video search
I might do the search anyway
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:00, archived)
# don't forget the tissues
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Welcome back :)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Hello :)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Haha
That is awesome.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Hahah:DD
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Wait, I think I see a pattern...
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)
# uh-huh
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:09, archived)
# you enjoy the cock
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Not really

Although I do admit I've tried to read one, once
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:11, archived)
# wtf?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Toam?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:13, archived)
#
Toam? Hamtoucher

Hello P.Christy.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Oh, I know, I have been about, just quiet.
How do?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Pretty well, actually
I've been forced into lurkmode during weekdays.

I've seen you about on twitter, but that site merely confuses me
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Once again . . . too brown man !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:13, archived)
# I just ate a munchy box.
I enjoyed it much more than The Da Vinci Code.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:13, archived)
# never has this been more apt!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Oh, I say,
top hole, old boy.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Am I the only one with a touch of RIS
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Nope
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Saying it does not make it so.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:37, archived)
# bOOty CALL !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Ok...
I'm in love
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Baby got backs !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:48, archived)
# i'm not sure what i'd call it, though
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:46, archived)
# RUMPS !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:49, archived)
# it's like danii minogue on a bad day
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:49, archived)
# On a good day I think you will find
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Canoodling !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:06, archived)
# who's been talking?
*checks bedroom for hidden cameras*
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)
# hmmmmm
*still pondering*
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Ponder deeply !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Looks like Treyc off X Factor.
Britain's got butt.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# And they do not lie !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:55, archived)
# If you take away the head & arms
It looks like a pregnant fighter plane.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Take away the bum
You've got a toilet brush.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:53, archived)
# That's it . . . scrub her !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:58, archived)
# More like a bomber than !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Phoor!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Bulbous !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:57, archived)
# TEEFS + BUTTS = FUCK
trufax
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:58, archived)
# More cushion for the pushin' !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:59, archived)
# A comfortable rest for your champagne glass
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Bubbles on the bubble !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:15, archived)
# OMG
You total nut. This is one of your best. The the the the deconvoluted movements make me feel odd.

Edit

PS FP this now!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Wood not :D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Pans people
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Spang 'N Chop
Dice, Chop & Mince In Seconds: You never need to switch blades ;
Chop up vegetables, nuts, & fruits, quickly and easily ; With every spang, the finer the food gets !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Only $39.99
Now includes extra samurai blades for a limited period only.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:28, archived)
# SLAP CHOP
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:33, archived)
# You're gonna love my nuts.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:39, archived)
# hahah pretty creative
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:39, archived)
# SORE FINGER.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:27, archived)
# lacist toulist give non-lacist toulist bad name
(that learry fraky)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:40, archived)
# MASSPANG !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Masspang x velocityspang
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
# What's he doing falling out of the window for?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:09, archived)
# I recognise that angry man!

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# the world needs more pig-fisting sports
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Your telling porkies again,
EDIT: Woo

(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Oh that hat is cool :)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Thanks
If you click it you can see my huge naked b3taday cock.

(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:16, archived)
# oh, mouse slippers are quite comfy
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:17, archived)
# I was the first one (to reply) on your cock this morning!
Glad you remembered! ;)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:18, archived)
# one has to get up pretty early to beat Frogmeat to the cock ;p
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:21, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Happy massive cock showing day!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha
This is true
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:43, archived)
# happy candle day
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Yes it does :D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:13, archived)
# They look pretty hamfisted
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:23, archived)
# yes they are pretty
;p
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Hoggin' the hogs hoggin' the hogs !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:23, archived)
# but they are good for only a few rounds
(before fresh pork need be pressed into service)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Pork rinds are tough . . . it only takes a few !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Yes
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Now even less frills with Ryanair
.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Hehe
I bet they would still consider charging for it.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:54, archived)
# bog roll, 10p a sheet
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Unless they fly through a rainstorm
Instant high-speed bidet.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:23, archived)
# watch the first step
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Help advance global smelling !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Left 4 Dead - Scooby Doo

CFB

It has been ages since I posted anything but I thought some of you might like this.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:43, archived)
# ^^this
very good. *clicks*
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:49, archived)
# :)
Thank you
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:53, archived)
# I like this
and think it deserves more attention.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:24, archived)
# :)
Thanks
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:51, archived)
# That's a wrecking crew right there !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:28, archived)
# As long as they stop trying to unmask the zombies and just shoot them.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I guess scoob's been zombified
Isn't that right buddy, old pal?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Probably
although they shot Scrappy before they even realised about the zombies.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Shame
they should have waited for the inevitable "Let me at 'em" and then, um, forgot to hold him back
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I like this
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:13, archived)
# :) Thank you
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:22, archived)
# oh man if i had any kind of computer technical skill and motivation at all i'd start working on an actual mod for this right away
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Nice work!
Re-loading!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I drawed a thing.
I've never done a biro doodle before, or any drawing. But I was told to do this by my brain.
I'm worried that I copied something, but I can't work out exactly why. I was inspired by something, but that was different to this.
I miss her.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:53, archived)
# :)
lovely.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Wheeee
I love it, but you knew that already!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:56, archived)
#
β€œListen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
- Shel Silverstein
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Listen..
..I've done my best. There's no way I can fit all that under a picture.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:06, archived)
# "Listen. Listen. Listen ... and NOW, we touch willies!"
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Tell your brain that I said to tell you to draw more things.
Thanks
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:28, archived)
# My brain tells me to hit women with hammers.
So, you know, for every yin there's a yang and all that.

Lovely picture by the way!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:36, archived)
# :)
That is very nice.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:43, archived)
# That's lovely...
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Way Wavy !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:02, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# CUT !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha
is it just me or has Harry Hill become far more un-funny? and i do wish he would shut the hell up on you've been framed.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:44, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:50, archived)
# When I saw the original
I wondered "How long until a b3tan makes it look phallic?"

This answers that question.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Is the source on tinterweb somewhere?
I've not seen any TV for a while.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:44, archived)
# LOL
:D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Spend an hour trying to think of actors with rabbity names

I gave up
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Bunny Hackett
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Peter Crotchit
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# David Carotene
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Bugs Bunny
:D
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:20, archived)
# I am shamed at my lack of rabbit name ability
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Dicky O'Hare
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Roger?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Love the Cuban Heels!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# You're so hot . . . . it's ready for roasting !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:29, archived)
# the on/off button
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# b..b...
bwaaaahahahahhahahahahaha !
*click*
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:17, archived)
# This needs more prays
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:06, archived)
# So obvious
In hindsight!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# I like how the bracelet is like a wedding ring substitute.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Button Moon?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
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(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# So button !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] *fears*
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I filenamed to see if I was missing a terrible pun. But no.
Just Terryfying I suppose...
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Argh no horrid
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# ^ That's Pants!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I wish she was not a dyke
and fancied me and somehow it was okay for me to cheat on my wife and also that I had a pony.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:16, archived)
# The horror, the horror!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] :>
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Real hands on a post box!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# ha ha! nice frying pan
Photobucket
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Happy Wobbly b3taday Bloke !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
# ^ Would
* Although I am not partial to wobbly eyes?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# ah, tis a b3taday candle!
happy b3taday. nice slippers
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Thanks, my moobs ain't too bad either?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# pics
or your lying
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:54, archived)
# no, you're right
they're nice
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:25, archived)
# probably should've gone straight into my recycle bin
Photobucket
another case of the idea better than the execution
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Kiss and make up !
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Faces from the family part 7:


John "limey" Crumpleog joined the Nantucket whaling fleet in December 1841 this is a artist impression on John as he said his final last words.
"oi steve! theres this bloody great big white fish heading right for us.."
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# On closer inspection...


It turned out not to be a fish...

(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
# some advice.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# oi
i'm the only fiend around here boyo !!!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:49, archived)

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