(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:48,
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that's right, blame me
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:52,
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you started it
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:53,
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i was just an innocent onlicker
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:54,
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that's what the midget said
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:55,
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that midget talks too much
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:58,
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A bit hard for him to talk talk from that shallow grave you put him in
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:02,
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i've told you before, my bath is not a shallow grave
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:04,
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I want to see Smash fight a midget
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:00,
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fight in what way?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:02,
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Not oil, he would just fly off across the room if you landed on him
Maybe mud
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:03,
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hmmm
it's good for the skin, too
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:04,
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we need to arrange this
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:05,
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come to my gnome day bash
i'm sure we could mock something up
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:07,
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I know a midget that might be up for it
But he has a criminal record for indecent exposure (true story)
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:09,
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so much trouble
over such a small thing
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:11,
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moral of the story is never piss just outside a police station
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:13,
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my dad did that once
they called him a stupid fucker and sent him home
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:15,
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I think arresting a midget is it's own reward
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:21,
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true
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:24,
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this is amusing because it has a basis in truth.
there is light fitting shop near me that pulls a similar stunt, it's "closing down" sale is now in it's 6th year. although i've not lived here longer than that, so it may be an under estimate.
(ms morbolorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:55,
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Meat stick fingers
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:55,
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models own dick fingers
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:59,
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Leg lamp, only $10
Buy now before it walks away
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:00,
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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die... Now available for a limited time only, act fast as offers are sure to run out!!
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:14,
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there are only 3 constants
death, taxes and a DFS sale
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:15,
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I hear that it's the last few days of the sale
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:16,
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it's always the last few days of the sale
groundhog day was based on the DFS sale
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:18,
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Fires up photoshop
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:19,
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sofa, so good
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:20,
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all your fault
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:49,
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I better not miss it!
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:18,
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I thought it was 5:
A E I O and U
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:43,
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*spangs*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:44,
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I went into a DFS once
They kick me out, how was I suppose to know that it wasn't a lazy boy chair with a toilet
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:20,
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that surprises me
i thought they'd have wanted you to leave a deposit on it
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:21,
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I was told the furniture at DFS is shit
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:22,
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just make sure you smell that brown leather
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25,
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+ covered in
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25,
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It was after I got kicked out
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:27,
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You know what would make DFS better!
Midgets
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25,
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midgets improve any situation
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:26,
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This is 100% true
More so if they start fighting
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:28,
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I would pay a premium to watch midget cage fighting
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:32,
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You get your moneys worth
They love a good fight
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:34,
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midgets are great
unless you need something off a high shelf
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:27,
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Just throw them up to the shelf
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:29,
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i saw the words "just throw them up"
and my mind finished the sentence quite differently...
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:32,
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Hey, if you want to eat them, then that is up to you
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:33,
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who mentioned eating?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:34,
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it's rude not to swallow
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:51,
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that's what he said
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:53,
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I'm just trying to work out the logistics of sucking a midget off
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:55,
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i'd suggest sitting them on a ledge
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:57,
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thank you I was just about to google video search
I might do the search anyway
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:00,
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don't forget the tissues
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:01,
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Welcome back :)
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:22,
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Hello :)
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:24,
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Haha
That is awesome.
(Bobby Bob Bobalso available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:22,
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(glammerocitystate of the art Luddite,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:21,
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Spang 'N Chop
Dice, Chop & Mince In Seconds: You never need to switch blades ; Chop up vegetables, nuts, & fruits, quickly and easily ; With every spang, the finer the food gets !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:27,
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Only $39.99
Now includes extra samurai blades for a limited period only.
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:28,
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I've never done a biro doodle before, or any drawing. But I was told to do this by my brain. I'm worried that I copied something, but I can't work out exactly why. I was inspired by something, but that was different to this.
(Catalinais sitting and thinking about it till,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:53,
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(eviljonnyTime is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:56,
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βListen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.β - Shel Silverstein
(Tribsπ¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:05,
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Listen..
..I've done my best. There's no way I can fit all that under a picture.
(Catalinais sitting and thinking about it till,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:06,
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"Listen. Listen. Listen ... and NOW, we touch willies!"
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:44,
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Tell your brain that I said to tell you to draw more things.
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:11,
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ha ha! nice frying pan
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:15,
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Happy Wobbly b3taday Bloke !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:18,
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^ Would
* Although I am not partial to wobbly eyes?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:22,
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ah, tis a b3taday candle!
happy b3taday. nice slippers
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:21,
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Thanks, my moobs ain't too bad either?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:22,
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pics
or your lying
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:36,
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(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:54,
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no, you're right
they're nice
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:25,
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probably should've gone straight into my recycle bin
another case of the idea better than the execution
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:15,
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Kiss and make up !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:19,
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Faces from the family part 7:
John "limey" Crumpleog joined the Nantucket whaling fleet in December 1841 this is a artist impression on John as he said his final last words. "oi steve! theres this bloody great big white fish heading right for us.."
(blattermausgwapple me gwapenuts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 15:45,
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On closer inspection...
It turned out not to be a fish...
(MonkeyFiendis drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:00,
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some advice.
(blattermausgwapple me gwapenuts,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:12,
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