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# Baaaaaa.....

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Probably later...
* It is my wedding anniversary after all.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Happy anniversary!
How many years?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
#

24 (said very quietly)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# 24!
Mrs Mole and I have been together 24 years - married for 6....

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I am the same as you...
Married for sex...
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Congrats, old person!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# 11 days until mine.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Congrats
play your cards right and you might even get to do it again next year
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# * If I can get my breath back by then

* Can't believe my b3ta-day is the day before my anniversary?
(What was I thinking)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# ^ Foxes Glacier Sheep?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, archived)
# POLAR SHEEP R DEDLY
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# They'll rip ewe a new one.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I have a shear sense of dissatisfaction with that pun
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Fleece be quiet.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# But how do you get the wrappers off?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Excellent!
isn't he cute?

edit: zomg 6 years!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Candle!
Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Happy b3taday
:D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Frohliche Kerzertag!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# ^ CANDLE!

We want to see nakidness
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Hmm
I read that in Lord Melchett's voice you know.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:52, archived)
# WHAT THE!!!!!!................when lambs turn baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'd
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Nice winter coat.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I saw this headline yesterday so did what I had to.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
# why did he hire that cunt
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# he knows where to get the good shit
allegedly....
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# He can't remember. Something about something.
Ooh, cake.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Arf!
Nice shades.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# o hai popular spliff
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
# damn it
should have used model's own....

:D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Johnson you cunt
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# He really needs to get home!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# The Toadlight from JML
Ever needed amphibian illumination? Well, hunt no more with the new JML Toadlight. Just feed it batteries and it will glow when you need it (subject to poisoning from batteries).
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# argh! cylon toad!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# "I'm afraid I can't help you Michael, I'm stuck in the bath."
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Last Temptation Of Slow Loris
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha :)
Tickle him
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Awwwww!
Morning, /board!

Where the hell is everyone?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:34, archived)
# o/
I'm here, although I am not entirely happy that I have a load of work on.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# same here
with a string of dull and likely unnecessary meetings to boot.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# This may cheer you all up?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Yees, that cheered me up no end

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Spent al day fielding questions from 4th-year students on how a program works.
Seeing as one of them missed my morning seminar on how to use it...
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:19, archived)
# *sorry about that Sir, I was ill, honest
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Nah, it was fine really.
They're a good pair of students.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
# yep, same here
loads and loads of fucking work.. Glancing at B3TA keeps me sane, strangely.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Ahhhh.
Yes. That.

I'm on the verge of doing some of that myself...
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I'm here
but I doubt you mean me.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Of course I mean you.
I'm very ecumenical.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# *father teds*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:24, archived)
# FECK OFF, CUP!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Slouching on the sofa at home while my brother-in-law plays Right Said Fred on Youtube.
Christ, I need a drink...
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# If he's dying for my sins they'd better do a good job
by taking him down and running over him repeatedly in an 18-wheeler with spiky, poisoned wheels.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Have a marsupial.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
# That's one fine looking marsupial
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Ahm gunna beestow mah affection unpon yew.
Long-nosed Bandicoot.
Also:

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# You sure smart for a country boy!!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Yew got a pretty mouf.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Jesus rocked


(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Paul P
rocked Rex-Ex'd

EDIT: Bastard, you fixed it
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# "My uncle Vitali did not get crucified to give you cheap deal on your car insurance!"
Oh shit, that's not a meerkat, is it?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Monkeypunch

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Take that, cat!
'nings /board
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:23, archived)
#
/board /board /board /board /board /board
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Hellooo?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Is anyone left alive?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:37, archived)
#
alive alive alive alive alive alive alive
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:38, archived)
# I'm alive
barely *coughs*

the beast... it took the others..
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:40, archived)
# We should stick together
stay close to the walls and I'll radio for help
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:48, archived)
# I've seen things you wouldn't believe..
*adopts 1000 yard stare*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Gah, the radio's packed in
I'll go for help - stay here and try not to make any noise in case it comes back
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# *sound of roaring in the distance*
nooooooooooooo
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Why? Such a senseless waste!
There's only me left! Well, me and zombie Geoff...
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Thank the Lord you made it. My leg, I think it's broken.
De Jong ran down that ventilation shaft.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Not *that* ventilation shaft! That leads...that leads to the beast's lair!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, archived)
# And that other one leads to the toilets. We can it the....
john shaft.

*awaits spangabilitation*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I am undead if that counts
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:49, archived)
# NO
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Hee hee hee
Good to see you on Sat fella :)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Best day I'd had in a while
Have you seen this bollocks?
luluinlondon.wordpress.com/
Stupid bitch has even posted it on the event page and asked for comments....
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:05, archived)
# * Applies Vyvyan Style Cricket Bat

^ Laughs at his own miss-use of cApItAl letters
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 6:17, archived)
# imagine an army of them attacking
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 6:25, archived)
# Hahaha
I could take em.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 6:34, archived)
# THEY HAVE BACKUP BACK AT THE LABS
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 6:40, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 6:42, archived)
# SALE MUST END
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 6:44, archived)
# NNNFFFFFFFFFF
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 6:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 6:45, archived)
# blbblblblblbNNNNFFFFFF
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 6:46, archived)
# I have no idea why but
that made me laugh like a loon.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHA
that's the best one
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 6:53, archived)
# NNFF NFFFF
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 6:45, archived)
# I'm afraid you're under arrest. Please pull over.
You're leaving skid marks all over the place.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 6:45, archived)
# hahaha
I was just looking at those pics on the Guardian :)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 8:20, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)
# WTH?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I couldn't deal working with a real goatse image
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 3:44, archived)
# I sense a thwarted but would-be goatse attempt here
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 4:32, archived)
# You sense well
my first goatse-like image, searching for source images was hard....
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 4:48, archived)
# the first one I did--I got flack from the pedants on here
lots of detail supposedly a requirement, incl glistening lube, etc
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 5:23, archived)
# keep away from that trapdoor ( you're a fool if you dare)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:28, archived)
# 'cos there's something down there?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:51, archived)
# That thing in the cellar is not my mother!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Cable company cloning calamity.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 3:31, archived)
# women with muzzys
lovely, I love that site
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Andy_control is looking for a new job
This one sounds promising...

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 3:18, archived)
# I just now installed firefox 4 beta
I cannot see your picture
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 3:27, archived)
# Weird,
It's a fairly ordinary jpg. Might be your connection to my server (long way away?).
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 3:32, archived)
# I don't even get the broken picture thingy
but if I view page source, I can see the link to the image and click on it and see it :/
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 3:36, archived)
# No idea
Maybe the beta's broken?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 3:44, archived)
# Don't send a resume, just show up in person, they'll be more impressed
I'm only running Firefox 3.6.10 and I can't see it either, except by following Pedro's lead.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 4:01, archived)
# .
Mofaha might have the answer - the file's name was "Advert.jpg" you might have adblock installed?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 4:50, archived)
# *ding*
you've sorted it now!
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 3:25, archived)
# Adblock is blocking it for me.
Not sure why.
Ah, I just took a look; it's because the filename is "Advert.jpg". Ablock's taking it all a bit too seriously.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 4:34, archived)
# LOL
I must remember that in future *changes filename*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 4:47, archived)
# haaalllp
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 3:31, archived)
# I am watching NFL
I wish Vick was playing so we could see him get hurt
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 3:32, archived)
# arf!
sounds like a position with a high probability of early retirement.
sign me up
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 3:40, archived)
#

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 7:27, archived)
# Soylent Green.
That is all.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 7:36, archived)
# PREPARING TO HURTLE
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 2:29, archived)
# omgod his toes ar so dansin
woo
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Everybocy
Let's try that again-


Everybody's doing it because it's so much fun!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 2:43, archived)
# This reminds me a bit
of somebody spinning a whole load of plates on sticks.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 2:57, archived)
# THIS NEW TYPE OF DANCE CRAZE IS ALL THE RAGE
YES!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 2:58, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 3:02, archived)
# I LIKE TO HURTLE.
DO YOU LIKE TO HURTLE?
IN THIS PICTURE I HURTLE.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 4:38, archived)
# needs more context--oh, here's some ;p
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 5:28, archived)
# !!!!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 6:46, archived)
# Erm...
Is that a vestigial nipple???
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:55, archived)
# enough Groundhog day yet?
if so, let's put him out of his misery

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 2:15, archived)
# KILL THE FUCKER
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 3:02, archived)
# hit it until it no longer breaths
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:00, archived)
# oLd sChOoL
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Old 4chan.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 1:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# I fear for the groundhog
The Hoff looks ready to pounce.
Although Pammy is tickling his balls.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:45, archived)
#
Good Ol Pammy she always did care for the animals
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Did someone say bandwagon?

Yes I know the speeelink is wrong
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
# If this is what romantic comedies were like I'd go to watch romantic comedies
Not because I like pigs being killed, you know, just because it looks edgy and vibrant and like so now
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# mmmm, pork soup
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# /throws hat in.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# zombieland FTMFW!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Directed by Ruggero Deodato
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:26, archived)
# right
I don't really want to see that.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# День сурка
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# oh wow
День сурка
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# dont do it
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# i wont
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Did this long ago.......
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# What's this got to do with groundhog day?
:(
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I GET IT
Hurray
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
#
A Gif animation eternally repeats itself until something is resolved or you fall in love with it.... thats what
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# shit film
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
#
Great soundtrack
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)
# what, dusty springfield?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Oh yeah
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:07, archived)
# everyone's a critic ;)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Is this a review on humanity?
Sorry I'll shut up ;)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# no, that's dawn of the dead
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Great sex scene
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Oh hey this is animated
Well now everything makes a lot more sense. WOo
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:11, archived)
# oh god i remember that dream
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Everything looks normal here
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:16, archived)
# WE'RE ALL GETTING RATHER TENUOUS


Whoops this was meant to be a reply down there. Ah well.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Oh wow this is brilliant
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Why thankyou
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Don't forget to click 'I like this'
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
# o_O
Edit: o_O
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Hello Frogbeat!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Alright
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Keep our teeth nice and clean etc
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# *Joins in again*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# HURRAY!
Although I'm rissing like a... machine designed to ris voluminously
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Sunris
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Ahhaa
Nice mashup!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
#
this the winner as far as I'm concerned
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# woo
thank ye!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# shoot her!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Andie 'the hat' Macdowell
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:08, archived)
# that comment
is, in my opinion, far better than the pic.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I can just imagine her going
"The Krays? pair of fucking freaks"
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# pffff
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Bandwagon Joke for Leeds locals only...
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Dog leeds?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh :)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# that
is one very ugly mutt.
the dog's unpleasant to look at, too.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Murray has aged well
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Butterfly gardens.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:26, archived)

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