Ha ha haThat to picture reminds me of this
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:39,
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I'm killing squirrelz-ahWhat you gonna do about it-ah?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:42,
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Hurrah-uh!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:08,
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Updating the webcomic checklist: Terrible Pun - CHECK Shit Joke - CHECK
keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:20,
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HahaI almost bought a mushroom machine yesterday.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:42,
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Top one....S P A N G !
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:42,
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HaHaHaI remember Morrisons selling bags of compost dried sewage sludge in its food supermarkets
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:31,
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MmmmmmMorrisons finest.........anyone else like a piece?
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:14,
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I AM MORALLY OUTRAGEDI'M WRITING TO THE DAILY MAIL
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 8:46,
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Tomorrow's Mail Headline "IMMIGRANT SQUIRRELS SLEEPING FREE OF CHARGE IN OUR PUBLIC FACILITIES"
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:14,
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She is very fit...How many does she end up doing?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 6:19,
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She keeps going until she runs out of stoolsI think I see the last one coming n........Oh wait, there's more.
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Chumps ๐,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 6:29,
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She is starting to look tired Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 6:34,
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Keeps watching for another five mins...EDIT: It is funny how the more you watch this, the more her head appears to droop?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 6:46,
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What happened to running squirrel 1, 2 & 3? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 6:53,
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Made a few of different sizes.1+2 borked completely and wouldn't upload (I don't know either)
3 was too big (she couldn't get over the stools)
(3 was too big (she couldn't get over the stools)
Chumps ๐,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 7:05,
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She is coming to the end... Wait for it... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 7:22,
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Likewise...hahahahaha!!!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 7:47,
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Hahathat really works well
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 6:27,
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Yes, she's quite dainty in those skippetty squirrely boots of hers really.
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Chumps ๐,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 6:30,
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Ning allI'm scared to go to the toilet now, for fear of a squirrel dump
(,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:26,
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my only excuse is that the board is quiet
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 4:59,
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STICK YOUR STUPID SLOGAN IN EVERYBODY SING ALONG
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 5:10,
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KAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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pzyko Query failed.,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 8:17,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Squirrels in History"){kind=small}
I wonder if anyone here knows who Rocky is.
Hint: It's not Stallone
well there's something you don't see every day, Chauncey
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 4:49,
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I wonder if anyone here knows who Crusader Rabbit is.you and I are old, Father William.... or something like that.
ris: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusader_Rabbit
I watched it as a very young child.
(ris: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusader_Rabbit
I watched it as a very young child.
tubaman,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 6:23,
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WE'D HAND OUT SOME AWARDS BUT WE DON'T WANT TO. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 4:22,
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ahhhahhhhahh he looks so fucking creepy these daysand hey mofaha, get you breakfast on
breakfistpotatoes.blogspot.com/
(breakfistpotatoes.blogspot.com/
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 4:36,
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Oh hell yeah.Diner homefries are often a bit disappointing though.
Damn this guy is a bit clueless, good potatoes are easy to make.
(Damn this guy is a bit clueless, good potatoes are easy to make.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 4:47,
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yeah looks like his blogging career didn't really take off.have you got some recipes for good potatoes? I don't really have space for one of this flat cooking things
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 4:51,
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Ok, what kind of potatoes do you want to make? mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 4:59,
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I was thinking of maybe cooking them, they don't really seem to agree with me raw. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 5:02,
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Hmmm. I'm getting attitude. A definite attitude. I'm afraid I don't think you're ready for potatoes.I think you should go somewhere quiet and practice with a radish until you feel you're ready to grow.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 5:08,
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Step 1: cut a hole in the base of a kfc bucket
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:05,
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yes, breakfist.gotta go so I'm bookmarking this thread for later in case you guys have some good potato recipes.
Coming to Wellington for my nephew's birthday, I HOPE YOU'VE FUCKING KEPT IT NICE FOR ME
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 5:09,
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all the rain has washed the grimy bits awaynot like those untidy people in christchurch. look at the state of the place.
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 5:16,
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Fuck it Rap, there's work to be done here. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 5:16,
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in case you're being seriousi like to nuke spuds for a while to soften them, slash them almost through just connected into slices, spoon over butter/oil, garlic and parsley and bake til golden.
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 5:21,
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Dammit, I wasn't going to get sucked into this but...I can seemingly always taste if a spud has been nuked... it's a weird slightly sweet undertaste which I find unpleasant.
So, if I'm going to pre-cook potatoes, I always boil them.
I reckon the water should be very salty - like seawater.
All the potato pieces should be cut approximately the same size.
Don't boil the water too hard.
If you're preparing the potatoes for frying, you want them just about cooked. Keep trying pieces, and as soon as they're just done get them out and drain them quickly and thoroughly.
Have a pan with about 2 tablespoons of very hot peanut oil or other high-heat oil ready, along with the spices.
Don't let the oil get hot enough to smoke, but it should be hot enough to make the mustard seeds start to pop in 10-15 seconds. Throw a few in every so often to test it as it heats up.
When the oil's hot enough, throw in a pinch (1/2 teaspoon) of whole black mustard seeds, a pinch of whole cumin seeds, and a large pinch of ground coriander seeds.
As soon as the spices are frying and the mustard seeds have started to pop, throw in the potatoes. They'll spit like fuck unless you've drained and shaken them really well.
Now turn the heat down to a very high medium if you know what I mean.
Throw a couple of generous pinches of raw slivered almonds into the pan.
Now toss the potatoes to cover them in the oil and fry them, flipping them occasionally until they're browning on all sides. This may take a while.
Now you can either finish browning them like this and they'll be delicious as long as you don't burn them.
Or, you can leave them slightly underbrowned and then add a generous amount of paprika; just sprinkle it right over them, flip them, sprinkle some more until they're covered.
Now just keep flipping and frying until the smell of the oil changes, you'll get this kind of roasted smell as the paprika cooks. You don't want to burn the paprika, and that happens very quickly, so as soon as the smell changes, get it off the heat and out of the pan.
I always tip fried spuds out onto kitchen paper before I serve them.
If you made the water salty enough, you shouldn't need to add any salt at any stage. If you do need more salt add it while they're in the frying pan.
(So, if I'm going to pre-cook potatoes, I always boil them.
I reckon the water should be very salty - like seawater.
All the potato pieces should be cut approximately the same size.
Don't boil the water too hard.
If you're preparing the potatoes for frying, you want them just about cooked. Keep trying pieces, and as soon as they're just done get them out and drain them quickly and thoroughly.
Have a pan with about 2 tablespoons of very hot peanut oil or other high-heat oil ready, along with the spices.
Don't let the oil get hot enough to smoke, but it should be hot enough to make the mustard seeds start to pop in 10-15 seconds. Throw a few in every so often to test it as it heats up.
When the oil's hot enough, throw in a pinch (1/2 teaspoon) of whole black mustard seeds, a pinch of whole cumin seeds, and a large pinch of ground coriander seeds.
As soon as the spices are frying and the mustard seeds have started to pop, throw in the potatoes. They'll spit like fuck unless you've drained and shaken them really well.
Now turn the heat down to a very high medium if you know what I mean.
Throw a couple of generous pinches of raw slivered almonds into the pan.
Now toss the potatoes to cover them in the oil and fry them, flipping them occasionally until they're browning on all sides. This may take a while.
Now you can either finish browning them like this and they'll be delicious as long as you don't burn them.
Or, you can leave them slightly underbrowned and then add a generous amount of paprika; just sprinkle it right over them, flip them, sprinkle some more until they're covered.
Now just keep flipping and frying until the smell of the oil changes, you'll get this kind of roasted smell as the paprika cooks. You don't want to burn the paprika, and that happens very quickly, so as soon as the smell changes, get it off the heat and out of the pan.
I always tip fried spuds out onto kitchen paper before I serve them.
If you made the water salty enough, you shouldn't need to add any salt at any stage. If you do need more salt add it while they're in the frying pan.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 6:27,
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No on second thoughtspractice on a radish like I said before.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 6:34,
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WISDOMRIGHT THERE
i think i'll be trying that one
(i think i'll be trying that one
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 7:00,
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GET A SPUD, RIGHT?FUCKIN PISS ON IT, SPRINKLE IT WITH SHIT, YEAH?
WHACK A TABLESPOON OF TOBASCO SAUCE ON THE FUCKER, YEAH?
THEN WRAP THAT BASTARD IN TINFOIL AND MICROWAVE FOR 30 MINS.
(,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 5:38,
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WHACK A TABLESPOON OF TOBASCO SAUCE ON THE FUCKER, YEAH?
THEN WRAP THAT BASTARD IN TINFOIL AND MICROWAVE FOR 30 MINS.
LOOK I TRIED REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE DONEIT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE THAT'S WHAT IT IS
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 6:28,
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THAT'S NOT EVEN WEE IT'S SICKThe more I look at it the more I think it's been photoshopped
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 6:29,
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maybe he's got a really really bad liver problem deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 6:59,
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that appears to be made out of lots of thatchers deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 4:57,
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oh poor james tiberiusthey're so much harder to put back together, than they are to take apart.
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 4:19,
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Slightly relevant(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:02,
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does this look like a squirrel to you?__/\/\
\_\** /
/_/** \
\_\/\**\
~~~\*/
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:10,
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Yes, but I'm stoned.For all I know it could be Terminator 2 told through the medium of interpretive dance.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:22,
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it confused me at first too, I did not know a squirrel could be a christian symbol__/\/\
\_\** /
/_/** \ If U Love JESUS
\_\/\**\CHRIST Copy This &
~~~\*/Put it on ur profile
I found this on some weirdo's youtube channel, they mostly have Tony Shalhoub videos edited to songs from Grease
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:25,
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by the way the malformed ampersand HTML entity is [sic], I would never do that Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:26,
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hahatook me ages to realise it is a cross. there seems to be 7 nail holes though.
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:28,
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The first time they tried to nail him up, he pulled his hands and feet out and healed the wounds.So they bashed him for being a smartarse and tied him down before renailing him.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:32,
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I was right, Terminator 2 told through interpretive dance.Pay the man.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:33,
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WAHEY MAN LOOK AT MY FUCKING SQUIRREL!OH AYE LAD THAT'S A FUCKING NICE SQUIRREL SO IT IS
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:02,
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Jack Charlton's watching the grayhound race on the track surrounding the pitch.He must have put money on with Nobby.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:10,
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well the dude in full profile is clearly staring at the middle guy's cock Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:15,
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I think he's waiting to see how long it takes your man holding the squirrel to fuck it.Soonish, judging by the stirrings, he's thinking.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:24,
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yeah and the guy holding his thigh is all "oh man, he's not going to fuck that fucking squirrel is he? not AGAIN" Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:27,
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It was bad enough when he did it after getting the squirrel off the queen.It was still wet from her snatch FFS.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:35,
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This is fucking ace!That is all.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:28,
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...then don't tell ;) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:29,
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William?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:31,
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...what it has to do with history?I won't. I'll just give it a click instead.
(,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:30,
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aha... a Goa'uld squrcatalways knew they existed**
**may not be true
(**may not be true
TBL I posted this on,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 2:02,
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top stuff!dunno what to do for this compo.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:08,
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Something involving elephants Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:16,
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:23,
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:/hmm could do
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:29,
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ahhhahhhahh cunninglove me some chronic
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 2:38,
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bizarro edit:(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:21,
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I walked with a Zombie has just started on BBC4It's solid retro cinema
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:21,
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ignoring that and moving on.Congratulations on your great news :)
Here's an anatomical study for book 2.
Click for bigger (80 kb)
(Here's an anatomical study for book 2.
Click for bigger (80 kb)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:52,
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I know this is meant as a joke but I think you've found your calling, some fucking people will pay real money for worse Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 2:35,
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whereas this, I've just been GIVING AWAY, cutting my own throat really
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 4:24,
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Wow!So realistic!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:04,
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I like this way too muchMSPAINT 4 LYFE YO
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 2:36,
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Nicelyreminds me of that unfortunate pigeon in St.James' Park a while ago
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:19,
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Was the squirrel a Mackem?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:24,
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I did mean to say pigeon instead of squirrel.My ellaborate joke is now ruined.
I blame the tap water.*
*Table wine
(I blame the tap water.*
*Table wine
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:28,
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HeheI'm on my last legs as well ;)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:32,
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It's certainly getting that way,
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:39,
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I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes John....(I'm gonna shoot you between the arse cheeks)
/spoilers
(/spoilers
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:29,
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Let off some steam Bennett.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:44,
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NEEEPS NEEEPS NEEEPSSeriously though, you owe me two pairs of pance.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:49,
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haha If Bennett knew he could afford something like this, he would have never said"They offered me a hundred grand. You want to know something? When I found out I could get my hands on you, I said I'd do it for nothing".
I heard rumours (probably rubbish) that Vernon Wells is to be in the expendables 2.
(,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:50,
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I heard rumours (probably rubbish) that Vernon Wells is to be in the expendables 2.
haven't seen the first onebut if bennett is in a chainmail vest and has backfat, i'm going to see it.
(,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:52,
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FUCK1I wish I had seen it with this in.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:54,
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One of his greatest moments in Commando is when he struggles to vault the railing to chase ChennyMaybe this is to do with the weight of the chainmail vest
(,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:59,
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Didn't you hear?They had Barry Bethell in as his stunt double, the chainmail was infact silver candyfloss.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:01,
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hahah Kinda like a fat Frankie Boyle !Also Gnarkill make me do a lol
(,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:05,
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RING MY DING AND SUCK MY DONG!/erection
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:21,
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But of course :)You have the full library?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:28,
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only what the youtube offers meis there a place for free gnarkill?
(,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:33,
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Check your inbox.really drunk now
Whato_OUT!
(Whato_OUT!
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:46,
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If you stick close together and keep bringing in new people, we will be victorious over the Reds
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:29,
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I thinks it's called a ground squirrel
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:32,
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Look into the eyes....
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:39,
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I know they are so haunting and staring right at me. The pupils are huge and the colour is immense.The girl doesn't have bad eyes either.
(,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:42,
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That's Sharbat Gula (the girl)And Nutty Nibbles (the squirrel)
( Ysol ab abl blap,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:11,
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Ve have vays ov getting your nuts
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:33,
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+ DA ADA A
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:25,
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everytime i see that pic all I can think isWHERES ME WASHBOARD
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:03,
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aha . . . that was a close one !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:41,
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You have offended me...I will burn effigies of you on the streets and call a Fatwa on your head, but I'm too lazy to actually do that, so I'll just claim benefits instead.
(,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:40,
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They shall never part apart ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:04,
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