Julezilla!Have we had a "I found this, I think it should win the compo" post yet?
Edit : *looks down page* Ah yes, goodgood.
(Edit : *looks down page* Ah yes, goodgood.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:07,
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more lows than highs at the moment(shakes fist in Lucasfilm's general direction)
But on the plus side, more Daleks came in yesterday
(But on the plus side, more Daleks came in yesterday
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:21,
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It'll all come good, man.Deep down you know that.
\o/
(\o/
Captain Howdy,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:34,
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Cuddly Toys?Have you had a job change?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:41,
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no, just seizing an opportunity for a few extra quid that fortuitously came my way not got round to the one I talked to you about yet either :(
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:45,
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He's trying to catch kids.EDIT: Damn!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:46,
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So much win!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:22,
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Yay! :DHe can feel your presents.
(
greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:58,
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"Asteroids do not concern me General; I want that ship, not it's spruces."
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:27,
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Get a Scots PineBecause b3ta.com/board/10277787
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:08,
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It's a pity Jabba won't give up his favourite decoration...
/Nicely, Ninj :)
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:02,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Julian Assange"){kind=small}
I found this, I think it should win the compo
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:42,
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HahahahahaFor once this meme is funny.
It's fun watching the kids complaining that it's all so unfair.
"How dare someone report what I said!"
(It's fun watching the kids complaining that it's all so unfair.
"How dare someone report what I said!"
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:53,
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Yeah 'cause spying on the UN and everyone else is OKIt's only when everyone else finds out that it becomes a problem
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:57,
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not to mention the thousands of covered up "collateral damage" deaths of innocent civilians in iraq*rant*
(,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:59,
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Arf!You're in danger of colour-matching in frame 3, that would never do
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:00,
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Mine is very simple...
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:07,
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Triangular chocolate?? Triangular bastard more like !
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:37,
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TOBLEROWNED!Nicely :P
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:39,
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one for the comp, bin done?
NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:33,
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NoobMaster! Hey everyone - look! It's NoobMaster!Long time, man.
What's going on here then?
(What's going on here then?
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:40,
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Julian with vaders lightsaber.to subtle do you think? anyways, I have been away being all grown up and started a family, got a fantastic baby girl who is now 5 months old, and now got some time to get back on the board. Oh also work had B3ta blocked for ages, but not any more woo hoo.
( NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:46,
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Hooray for baby girls!Hmm, that probably sounds wrong...
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:02,
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A noobaby!Does she have a little flag?
Gotta have a little flag.
(Gotta have a little flag.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:10,
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The rather camp and gossiping storyteller in the Doylie Woods
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:29,
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Crikey i've been away years, first one back in a while so go easy....
Toast_not_ghosts,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:27,
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Ha ha, you would think it would be THAT simple, wouldn't you?But no, radio 4 have to push the boundaries, you can almost go a whole day now and not hear Andrew Marr call someone a slack-jacketed-twat-basket!
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:30,
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A man said shit on the ITV news last night.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:31,
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Yeah but no one watches that so it doesn't mattermost people don't realise that ITV still show the news occassionally
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:34,
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Not so as you'd notice.It's ITN's 'Tesco Value News', when Channel Four get the 'Taste The Difference' version.
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:22,
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"Shuddering Thundercunts" abound on Radio 3 The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:33,
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Jenni Murraywants to stop saying cunt-faced-spam-badger to all and sundry as well.
(,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:36,
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coorrrrrI reckon a filthy mouthed on-air tirade from Jenni Murray would sound well sexy/dirty/arousing!!!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:41,
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hahaJim Naughtie has been saying cuntservatives for years and getting away with it!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:58,
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Excellent!Therefore I shall click this here 'I Like This' clicky thing.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:25,
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HAAAAOr fuck and bugger
( kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:54,
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slightly reworked idea from a couple of days ago, hopefully a bit better (and certainly a lot larger)
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:20,
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Supersonic!I bet he does his Deputy Dawg impression
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:22,
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Hahaha!Although, this slightly disturbs me. I have always had a problem with Salmon pink.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:26,
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* OH FFS! - Logs off for the week. Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:26,
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i think happytoast did something similarEDIT: yeah, it's on the fp
(,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:09,
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karate katvery quick / dirty...
( NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:07,
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the cat has some strange growths? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:19,
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No, it's standing on a tree stump.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:21,
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Maybe his leg had just growth?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:24,
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*Whacks off*Arf!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:21,
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I thought it was a sex crime to wear one in the first place.Edit: Woo pic!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:19,
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Arf!Ningles
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:09,
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Morning!I thought of Singe Assange but couldn't find the right photo of The Carpenters to make it work.
It's almost like they always deliberately posed in such a way as to make it impossible to photoshop them trying to set fire to someone, just in case.
(,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:14,
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It's almost like they always deliberately posed in such a way as to make it impossible to photoshop them trying to set fire to someone, just in case.
Meme? check. Compo? check. Toap? check. Headswap? Partial check. Hummus?....
CONDITION: DESMUGGED
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:40,
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Lies!Mr. Smug never loses his smugness!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:44,
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IT'S ALL A FRONT! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:47,
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pfffft! and i might venture an arf! into the bargain!/click
(
sock more tea vicar?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:11,
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hahahaHis angry face is great!
Have some of this old tat:
(Have some of this old tat:
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:16,
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Hee heeyou can see why he had a hair transplant now
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:20,
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hahahasell it to JML!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:20,
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way hay!congrats on the front page griffy :D
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:03,
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haha!cheers cakey!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:23,
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Brie, Roquefort, Pont-l'Évêque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-L'Est, Boursin, Bresse-Bleu, Perle de Champagne, Camenbert?
Jeraboam
*warning - bigger than the moon
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:36,
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Any Norwegian Jarlsberger, per chance?bloody ace that grunty
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:39,
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Oh yes, Jarlsbergernom nom nom
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:07,
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Borges:I explored the uninhabited corridors and corrected myself: 'The gods who built it have died.' I noted the peculiarities and said: 'the gods who built it were mad'.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:45,
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Bleedin' hell!Borges at this time of the day!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:08,
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You need new & improved Dettox....:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:08,
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Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:50,
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:DHave you got any Limburger?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:10,
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Shut that bloody bazuki up! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:22,
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That's my new wallpaper sorted.That's blummin amazing, JPG.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:54,
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Thank you, my fine fellow! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:10,
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Oh, nicely done!:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:18,
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that boy's face has hatched out of a peanut Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:30,
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It's very simple - it's exactly the same mentality as CCTV:"Nothing to hide, nothing to fear."
Say it with me.
(Say it with me.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:31,
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except its a little worse as you're not allowed personal opinion or to risk joking about something in case it's taken out of context HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:34,
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or upsetting the yanks.Heaven forbid!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:37,
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Not at all.If you go up to a big guy and saying "You're ugly and stupid", you don't really have any excuse to act surprised if he hits you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:48,
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no, but fake backstabbing and letting off steam about people (with no actual intended harm)is a very normal part of being a human being and a way that we bond and communicate.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:54,
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Yes, and likewise if someone overhears you, or it's reported back to them, then it's very human to retaliate.Jesus it's not rocket surgery. It's like the tossers that moan about how potential bosses look them up on Facebook.
If you think someone's a tosser but don't want them to find out, don't tell people you think they're a tosser.
Jesus.
(If you think someone's a tosser but don't want them to find out, don't tell people you think they're a tosser.
Jesus.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:57,
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:DAssange reminds me of an in-character Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:35,
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haha!but before World War 3. We have INFOWAR 1
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:44,
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WARNING!CONTAINS ALEX JONES
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:56,
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That warning needs to be significantly larger.;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:15,
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aha, indeedsilly Griffy, expecting people to think so early in the morning :)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:21,
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Welsh minds think alike :Dhere's one i did just in case the bond at xmas comp was chosen. Might as well plonk it down here
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:34,
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How silly can you get?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:20,
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hahahaSouvenirs, Novelties, Party Tricks
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:30,
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Know any good white basketball players? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:35,
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Is this the potato farm? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:47,
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Yes, I'm Albert Potato The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:54,
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hahaI know a little German...
...He's sitting over there
(...He's sitting over there
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:32,
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It's just a little opinion pollAnd you look like a little Pole in my opinion.
/God I'm thick this morning. Must read slower.
(/God I'm thick this morning. Must read slower.
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:36,
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"(Not the Wright Brothers)" - hahaha Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:52,
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I've got to admit...the cow in wellingtons gets me every time.
:)
(:)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:20,
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BastardWhat next well he tell everyone that Dobby the elf dies 10 minutes from the end of deathly hallows
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:21,
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when I say all the dobby death trending on Twitter the other weekI actually thought it was Dobby in Peep Show that had died
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:48,
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but wouldn't the coins get stuck in the royal flute and trumpet? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:53,
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