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[challenge entry] As advertised in "Laptops for Dummies"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I like how you shopped this onto the FP.
Very cunning... and I hope something like this doesn't exist o.o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)
# It's the only way i'll ever get a FP
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)
# better than snuggies
fucking stupid back to front housecoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
yeah who wants to keep their front warm and their back cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:14, archived)
# just wear a housecoat
they wrap round you without gathering up at your throat and making you look like a choking pensioner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:16, archived)
# and it doesn't make you look like you've escaped from a
cult of retards
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y
(sorry, if your YouTube is still borked)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)
# indeed it is still borked
well, g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] . . . you sure it's on?
(seaofnames, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
# UHissB
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Silent but deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] *Warning* Do not connect while using USB snake
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# And keep it away from the cat 5 connection
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The world needs a USB melodeon like it needs a USB banjo
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah but does it have one of these?
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Is that a Weetabix?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)
# no, it's a weetabus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:59, archived)
# From the owner's manual...
Please try to avoid getting your new Weetabus wet as this will seriously impair its function. If you do manage to get it wet, use the shovel provided to remove it from the road surface before it dries out and sets like concrete.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)
# I'm half way through doing the same thing......
.......dagnamit.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:15, archived)
# and that spelt the end for pro-tools.
(seaofnames, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:05, archived)
# well
accordion to you anyway!
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Better get working on the banjo...
www.themusicroom-online.co.uk/images/FR-18_D_RD_O5_300_FNL.jpg

(GoodLord doesn't have time for sigs., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)
# DIE YOU MOBY

Finally - b3ta.com/board/10310153
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)
# whaley slut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Where's the USB plug?

EDIT: WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:45, archived)
# hahahaha
these are amazing Drimble, nice to 'meet' you
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Ta :)
Prince of Wales on stilts next methinks ... on fire
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:48, archived)
# As long as he's in a whale costume and has his tits out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)
# It shall be done.
Your cat is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Bikini top but no briefs, fucking whaley whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Fire bad!!! UrrrRRrrrrRRrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)
# hahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)
# :)
Please feel free to incorporate into the grand design if you so wish.
Think I must have missed the last update, is it still going?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)
# It died last night...
...I left it dead on the board... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Noooooo!!
*hunts for*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
# I don't want to post it here...
...because then everyone will yell at me and call me bad names.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:04, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Ha ha...
...It will rise again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)
# silly person!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Scientists are so jealous of each other.
ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
FireWire bad!!!
(What Could Possibly Go Wrong? ..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 2:19, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Better than a SCSI pot noodle
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Those pies are foul.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:16, archived)
# You're thinking of the Chicken and Mushroom one
that one is beef
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)
# The entire fray bentos empire is a travesty of tortured pastry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I liked them once.
Now I prefer Morrisons own brand. Not too bad a pie there.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:53, archived)
# hahahah
hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# No,,,, Steak & Ale
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Oh you're both making foul/fowl puns at me.
How very droll.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)
# no, it's not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)
# *grins hugely*
oh, mu, you always know what makes me smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)
# ^ Needs more tits and stilts....
(and whale costume)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:30, archived)
# it really doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)
# :-)
I luv your pics
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)
# professor River Song, in dino form
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)
# It's actually xenia something from one of the bond films.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:43, archived)
# the only xenia i'm interested in
is xenia seeberg and that's only because she's in lexx
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Although it does look more like Riversong than
Xenia Onatopp
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Did I not look at her hair at all? Jeez Mu, at least look at what you're trying to portray.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Famke Janssen FTW!
Edit:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)
# she looks like rachel whatshername off the mummy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)
# nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] omg i won this compo before it was created.


v.v.v.v.v.v.v old repoast, and it's intentionally meant to be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)
# But will it work with my Macintosh?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# 3o€
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Do not stop the tape, please wait.
(seaofnames, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Aw, tape recorder makes bemused face.
:|
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:16, archived)
# ninja lamp post

always watching you...
(sik ly sweet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Where is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)
#
The Burgh of Eden
(sik ly sweet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
i meant Sweden...
(sik ly sweet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
# No... I meant the ninja lamp post
Where's the ninja lamp post?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Yes
i get you, i'm just posting silly answers to the question you didn't ask in purpose of a joke, one might say, like for example look what i did just down there, with the owl...
(sik ly sweet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Little metal owl.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Who?
(sik ly sweet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)
# bubo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:07, archived)
# subo bubo!
(sik ly sweet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
# oh those days serve me well
25 mins into loading....Sytax Error!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I did actually consider making a USB interface for one of these...
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:04, archived)
# likes
Someone should make one of those into a USB hub/SD card slot adapter jobby, I'd buy it :D
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:16, archived)
# PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
Only if it's got Wizball on it...
(TimChuma, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] you just have to plug it in
(disconnected, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I like how wonderfully apt your username is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)
# :)
(disconnected, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Woof.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Aw man, I'm looking through my images uploaded here, as I don't have my old computer any more.

I may be reposting a lot tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# YAY MU.
I like it when Mu posts.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:12, archived)
# I'm wondering if I can bothered downloadng photoshop tonight and making something new that isn't a rubbish 2 minute doodle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Yes.
I am telling you that you are bothered enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Not sure which version of cs this thing can run.
Might just go for good old cs2
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# yes you can
i'm in the delightfully squiffy stage where i'll find it wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)
# he's still dapper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)
# It's the cravat, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:17, archived)
# and the hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)
# USBark
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# That's the leashed it could do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# b'dum tsch!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Not to an HP!
Don't Do It!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Lock and load, bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)
# ^ needs more, erm
Oh God, I can't even imagine what it needs more of...

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Needs more RAM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)
# ...said the Welsh Sheep Farmer
I'm so sorry, that really was unnecessary.

/ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)
# But 640k should be enough for anyone!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)
# *punches really quite hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Also doubles as blowjob simulator.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)
#
Phew, glad someone else thought that too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Would be ironic if this only worked with Apple computers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I considered shopping an iPod USB connector on the bottom
with the cute little apple logo on it. Laziness got the better of me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Would have doubled the heart-rates of techies everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# revenge of the nerds?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Tastes like windows !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# "At Microsoft there are lots of brilliant ideas but the image is that they all come from the top - I'm afraid that's not quite right. "
(tedster, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Well with this product
at least the candy comes from the top.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] SCSI'S. I hate these guys!
(tedster, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)
# junior!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)
# hindsight
(tedster, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# *reminisces*
Ah, the far superior interface connection...

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)
# The times they are a changin'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Uh-oh.
That's not the USB of a carpenter.
(seaofnames, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:49, archived)
# oh fuck
hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Socket to me, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# And the all the girlies say I'm pretty fly, for a white guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Yes, I'm aware that's not the correct lead in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I'm sure Maplin
already sell these.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I was trying to find a Scotcade logo to go on it....
...but couldn't :-(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Haha! Quite...
Ah, Scotcade....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Not such a bad idea
If you have thirty of them, you basically have a USB extension cord ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# HAHA next image...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)
# We can make a daisy chain.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# lolgay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)
# -shift
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)
# I'll be needing a gross of these !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)
# In the post...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)
# *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Doesn't qualify for compo because it's USEFUL
)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Curses and black pudding!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)
# It's fucking great should be the tag line for more products.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Frosties aiming for an edgier market?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:57, archived)
# I'd hope you still get more than one frosty per packet nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Hahah
I thought of that too. I'm glad I didn't go ahead with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I don't remember who it was.....................
who did the battery powered battery charger but that was what made me think of it

So TA whoever you are
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)
# They have existed for a while
such as cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280554849929 - in fact if you look at his other items for sale it's almost a compo entry fest!

USB A-A cables? B-B gender changers? WTF?
(ymmit, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Pfft, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)
# *at home LOL*
WIN!

*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)
# arf!
*geeklols*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Warped factor eleventy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Cleared for docking.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Wonky USB drive ENGAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Wonk factor 9!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)
#
o a
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Wonk factar?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Woo factor 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Engaged!
(tedster, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)
# The USB Enterprise
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:43, archived)
# ikea what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Mwuhahaha!
Nice one....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Plug N Play
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:49, archived)
# haha. I initially thought this was a magnifying glass
For the small willied internet wanker
(JoePesky, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Pointless?
This is completely useful for all those wanking at work...
(timbolator successfully hiding from the authorities on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)
# I clicked the pic
but I agree that it is an extremely important invention.


*patents*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:48, archived)
# I'm with you fellas
You'd be a millionaire.
(ElGranto, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Yup. This ^^^
or these, if you prefer.
Patent it and sell it now!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"Kit includes mirror cleaning cloth"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Ah, Yes. Got it now. Took me ages
I should stay in more.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:17, archived)
# You can actually buy monitor mirrors.
They're not USB-powered or anything, though, being mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, bollocks. I've missed the image compo again. Fuck! And it's not even worth it...sincere apologies for shitness.
The remnants of the Big Brother house are haunted by an old housemate...


Yes, even as a ghost you're still a minger, you stupid fucking whore. And now I can't even tell you to drop dead!
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Yes, but what do you really think of her?

Don't hold back for our sakes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)
# I must say...
...this is really fucking creepy. o.o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
# dude calm down
dude
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)
# aaaaaaannnndd
breathe....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Goodness, that's really disturbing.
Sorry, had to say.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:42, archived)
# the lost nipple
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Here you go, have some spares of mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Invisible tri-boob
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# If you can guess whose head they're sculpted to be on you'll get 100 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# yours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# No. I'm too hairy for them to be visible.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)
# micto's?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Hahah, no.
Because I know whose head I used as a template it's ALL I can imagine filling the empty space. How can you not see it? It's obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:57, archived)
# i've had 3 vodkas, give me a break
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Hellboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I always think of Hellboy when I see the goalie Brad Friedel
(JoePesky, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:17, archived)
# yours
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)
# MY HEAD NIPPLES AREN'T VISIBLE THROUGH ALL THE FUCKING HAIR DAMMET!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)
# *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)
# armpit combovers are the way to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)
# A bit too 'Pubeoid'
To quote Simon Evans...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)
# *combs lustrous locks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)
# OK, so what do I
owe you for that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)
# i'll have to think about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Cartoon nipples got no love.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# That's a lot of hatred to aim at someone's who's been dead so long.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
# AND 4eva in R hertz etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Trying to deflect your true feelings by pulling her pigtails, eh?
Old school.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Its OK, she can't hurt you now!
I like mental stranger, hi!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# 'Mental stranger'?
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me! Thank you.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# really?
dying in her 20s of cancer wasn't enough for you?

*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)
# No.
Of course not, Mr. Mercury. Anyway, I thought you died of A.I.D.S.?
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I sure as shit wouldn't buy it.


I like not having extra fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Wait...if it's nuclear-powered, where's the USB for?

I demand SCIENCE to provide me with answers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Well, it's a pointless USB device.
Or it has a built-in atomic converter or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:31, archived)
# See me after class
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Yes sir.
I have failed in sciences.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)
# The usb lead provides power for the single electrical spark which triggers the tiny nuclear fusion reactor inside the tacky cat thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:31, archived)
# 1 tct (tacky cat thing) equals 2.3 GigaSCIENCEs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:41, archived)
# look out, Marty, Llamians!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:43, archived)
# \o/

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:49, archived)
# It's the resigned expression that does it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)
# It's half life is twice as long as it's shelf life . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)
# I'd buy like a hundred
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:14, archived)
# fUSBall?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:17, archived)
# ok
you get half the cash when the dragons take this on
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Aw man, I could really use that 75p too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Gooooooooooooooooooal !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)
# This.
I love.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:23, archived)
# I can just imagine what a game with these would be like

I have vuvuzelas playing in my head now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:30, archived)
# So, no change from normal, then?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:32, archived)
# NoZZZZZzzZZZZZzZzzzzZZZzzZZZzzzZZZt RealzzZzzzZZZZzzZZZZzzzZZZZZZzzzZZly, no.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Have another drink.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)
# ok
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Where can I buy this
infinitely replenishing glass?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Ok here is my 2cent
Put an accelerometer in so that you can detect spin and force of kick - add a gps so you can know exact position of the ball. Download post kickabout stats for uber investment.

If someone has the cash I have the contacts. Really.
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Would be great if gps was accurate to less than 5 metres.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] . . . first post. wah-hey.
(seaofnames, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:11, archived)
# compo it!
;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:13, archived)
# ^ this!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:13, archived)
# ah, this takes me back
also, what they^ said
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:16, archived)
# I remember when I was dead, I used to communicate with my telephone provider's helpdesk through ouija boards all the time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:18, archived)
#
Takes a little getting used to, but once you get up to 60 wpm things really open up.
(seaofnames, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Motherfuckers kept repeating the words to Michael Jackson's Ben most of the time though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:28, archived)
# It's rigged !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Ouija fact
the pointer bit is called a planchet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Ouija comes from the french oui
and the German/Dutch ja

/mediocre factoid of the day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:38, archived)
# *heartily applauds*
Please make this a regular feature.

*bribes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Haha

While this is a real factoid (at least I think it's true), I have a feeling I would resort to made up facts before too long ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# But, hey -
It'd be Fun!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)
# You'll have to make some sort of logo I can post with it though

you know, like Dave the Facts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Aha!
*goes off to do just that*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:02, archived)
# why did i know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:49, archived)
# FUCK ME! That's some lurkage...
and slightly confusing?

This is your first post in 5 months and 12 days and you have posted 3 messages on the main board.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:41, archived)
# lurko ergo sum

First compost, that is.
(seaofnames, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Yesyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Ooops - No USB. Darn.

quite a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:07, archived)
# that alien's going to be really pissed off
when it finds out you've been using your spy camera to photograph the inside of its earholes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Shhh....
Don't tell him.

Damn it - Hide the Cotton Buds!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:10, archived)
# *hides*
power of positive suggestion or what?
my ears are itching like mad now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I think I burst an ear drum a few weeks back.
Was very poorly sick and snotty, and the pressure in my right ear wouldn't balance out. Every time I coughed, which was very often indeed, I could feel the pressure creep higher and higher. Woke up in the middle of the night with my ear leaking a bit, the pressure gone and everything to the right of me making a buzzy ringy sound.

Moral of the story: Ears eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:20, archived)
# poor mu :(
sounds like a head cold. i get the blocked ears, but not as bad as you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)
# The bit in my head wasn't too bad, except the fact I could blow through an entire pack of kleenex one after another with the sheer amount of snot my nasal cavity was intent on pumping out.
It was the coughing that fucked me up. I was at it for like 2 weeks. Still not quite right chest wise now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)
# i know this is going to sound like hippy bollocks
but i haven't had a bad cold or cough since i've been on vitamin and mineral supplements. never took them for 4 days over new year, got a cold. started taking them again and the cold went. the cough, which, after 20+ years of smoking will usually linger for at least a month, was gone in 2 days.
make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:31, archived)
# I never usually get anything more than the sniffles.
Being lolsrsly ill wasn't fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:34, archived)
# it isn't fun at all
take it from someone who's spent more time in hospitals than pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Totally forgot how to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:14, archived)
# i love you sometimes, mu
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Awww!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Mnmnmnmbmbmnbbmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:23, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Awesome as ever
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:14, archived)
# mmmmm, sealife
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Butter, a little garlic, some chopped flat-leaved parsley
nom nom nom....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)
# oh god, yes
add a little white wine, moules mariniere...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)
# I do a wicked Moules Mariniere.
One day, young Smash, one day....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:31, archived)
# one day, i may treat you to my rather splendid lobster thermidor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)
# *awaits with bated....
....breath*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
# and that's not a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Not saying...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Ngggggggggk swooshy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:16, archived)
# sounds like the struggling grunt of turd eviction
followed by epic flushing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:18, archived)
# I try to schedule the flushing a day after
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:19, archived)
# better to let the smell mature
and the arsehole to stop twitching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Bad Smash!
Ewwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)
# heheheheh
*rubs horns*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)
# *gets the ...*
Oh, I'm so sorry, I said that out loud, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)
# yes. yes you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Ma'am, I humbly apologise.
*humbly apologises*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:29, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Fractal Toilet Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)
# How glacier is formed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:19, archived)
# babby glacier, oh my word, yes.
Edit: ^ Needs more Drumlins and Tarns.

I bloody love Geography, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)
# little ridge
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drumlin
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)
# I didn't even get to
Cwms and Tarries, not to mention Truncated Spurs, Ox Bow lakes and

*Doctor bursts in and sedates*

mmmmmnnnnnngggggg.........
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Boldly go where no man has gone before.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Well, since you asked so nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:58, archived)
# he's up to thumbthing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Eyyyyyyyy
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Thumb's Up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)
# :D
Wonderful!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:18, archived)
# ...sorry...I'm all thumbs today...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] have a pea and a usbee

yeah yeah pea roast blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I like this
Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:51, archived)
# cheers
he keeps me company
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:53, archived)
# What a happy chappy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:52, archived)
# he uploads vitual pollen
and then delivers it to the 'hive'
his work is done
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:54, archived)
#
make sure the usb pet rock dosent crash the system.
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:17, archived)
# That has everything
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)
# have you named him?
he looks like a cecil to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:54, archived)
# arf
cecil b, he will be then
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Awwww....
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:08, archived)
# What's that buzzing noise?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)

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