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[challenge entry] USB(as)Tardis
Even though you are a shit actor you can still pretend that you can travel back in time and be a complete cunt with the USB(as)tardis
(fivefingers, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 1:43, archived)
# It looks like a 2MB memory stick
But actually has 10GB of space inside it
(MightyRob, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] related
(Testicles just for you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] The OCD in me hates that unused port.
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 0:57, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 1:10, archived)
# I think I have something like that somewhere
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 1:39, archived)
# You do if you want to take the power from two ports to power just one thing.
www.amazon.co.uk/LINDY-USB-Cable-Dual-Power/dp/B000FKP7XK
(waxdart hello., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
#
I have one of those cables for something, and it makes me happy that, as a consequence, my 4-port hub is fully populated despite only having 3 devices in it.

PS. Technically it's probably OCPD rather than OCD.
(P-Nuts, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# the fact you had the write that means you have both :)
(waxdart hello., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:11, archived)
#
What annoys me, in a tedious, geeky way, is that the two cables that I own that do that, although they look identical, only seem to work with the device they were supplied with. USB2 standard, my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:16, archived)
# you dont need that, just buy a fucking Dell Vostro desktop PC
By the time you hook up the Keyboard, Mouse, Printer, and USB-Powered speakers, there's not a damned port left on the back.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 1:47, archived)
# I can tell by your tone of voice...
...that you might have a 'fucking Dell Vostro desktop PC' that you're none too pleased with. Am I right???!!!

(ed-z, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# That became a safe assumption...
when he said the word "Dell".
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Excellent

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:11, archived)
#
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] USBLT ... Enjoy

yummy
(siamese bat, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Ti-ger....UPPERCUT!


T'Cat was stretched out like below and I thort of SF2...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)
# haha
Yes!
(JoePesky, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:50, archived)
#
Demo mode?
(grobsig No longer cleaning up after others, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
i though of just that when my cat did that.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)
# no1 pic pot.....insomnia and ntbook. ith faulty kyboard
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 0:13, archived)
# excellent work
I am showing your pic to him as we speak....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 0:21, archived)
# ear tickles from me....
(to the cat not you)

your live recording rig looks very strokeable too ....mmmmm colour coded cables




(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Seams okay

(grobsig No longer cleaning up after others, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
# This made me guffaw heartily :D
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:55, archived)
# I approve of this.
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)
# HaHa
When he stands on his wallet he's much taller than Obama
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:57, archived)
# S to the P to the A to the N to the G to the Ex-clam-a-tion Mark
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:15, archived)
# A really scathing look at contemporary hidden camera shows. Or something.

More of this, as well as really shit puns, at sodabeam.com
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Magical happy makeover . . . plus your random button does work just right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Thanks,
I waited a while to install it as getting a random page out of ten possibilities was a little lame :D
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Nice clean site !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Cheers! :D
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Cool.
And I like your coffee-spitting cartoon a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Bzzzzzzz already!




Edit...(Looks down)....bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:10, archived)
# I WANT YOU SB
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:13, archived)
# aaaaaargh !
vibro-wasp attack !!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)
# hmmmm
*oww* no bad idea that was
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:36, archived)
# good god, no!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 1:48, archived)
# He told you he weren't gettin' on no plane.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:07, archived)
# The beast !!
(JoePesky, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:10, archived)
# All that bling gonna bring'm down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Yes!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Aw, screw it...

This'll do, I'm off to bed - Night all! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)
# I'll bite . . . night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)
# G'night!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] You can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man no time to talk......
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)
# USBGeez are broked !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] LOlz
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha
that is micro.. one bit
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)
# akshally, a capitol B stands for 'byte' which is 8 bits
My favorite term is the 'nibble' (4 bits) I like to refer to a 500GB hard drive as a 'one terranibble' in mixed company. I am such a bad boy.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Nice 'n cheap . . . now all I need's glue !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Or even
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:04, archived)
# didn't need to shop this one. It exists.
www.swissarmy.com/multitools/Pages/Category.aspx?category=swissmemory
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)
# That's right handy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)
# 256meg?
Damn man, it's 2011 you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I've got a 135mb USB stick
a friend has an 8mb USB stick, he used to use it quite often for text files for work
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 0:49, archived)
# i've got that exact same stick
except in 500MB flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] This time next year I'll be a millionaire!
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Fly
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Bzzzzzzzzzzz . . . SWAT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Soft Boiled
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)
# i can think of 1001 uses for this*
WOO!

*actually zero, so you win the challenge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 1:16, archived)
# this is my sort of thing
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "Roy?! ROY! Ah he's been ignoring me all day"

(lecraftybison thinks the word "clique" springs to mind, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Unplugged
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# USB political lightning rod
He's useful to the Tories as most of the hate toward the government is directed at him.

If something in the system fails blame the Clegg Dongle. If the system is shit anyway, blame the Clegg Dongle.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(Testicles just for you, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Plug it in for the answer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] A u/s bee
Did I get it right boss?

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)
# US Bee, right?

SPORT ARE TROOPZ
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Will it make honey or money ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] needs to be a pointless USB.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)
# A . . . real . . . corker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it kosher to post a video as a compo entry?
I made ScurryBot out of a USB plug, a mobile phone vibrate motor and a cell battery. He's pointless. Click for video.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Fuck yes

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Weeeee . . . still tryin' to kick it on the floor !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:29, archived)
# MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)
# ^This
clicks
(herman:D, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:59, archived)
# That is exactly the expression that a scraptronic scurrying robot should wear.
Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Sod robot wars,
we want this.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Now that's, I say that's
what it's all about.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I made one of these recently
Using an old toothbrush, 2 LED's and a shaker motor.
www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/bristlebot
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 5:27, archived)
# Ooh nice!
Toothbrush head is a great idea, will try that next :)
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:38, archived)
# I liked that lots
Had me chuckling when I saw it scurrying around the table.
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)
# No! wait.... do you realize...
That you have created the ultimate cat toy? My cats would worship you as a god. Instructions please?
(Nocturnaloner, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] PooSB
(twattybanjo, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:18, archived)
# craptastic
fuck it, i'm out of here.
g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)
# G'night!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Night!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Me too

night night!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:29, archived)
# LooSB
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:13, archived)
# The power of Tron !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Is it bad that I would actually buy this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)
# someone's already put a USB stick in one of these Tron identity discs
me, I'm planning on upgrading the LEDs, they only put a pathetic 8 of them in, I'm going to increase that to 108
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Is it a toilet seat?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:22, archived)

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