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[challenge entry] Boil you bastard






my conclusion is a USB port does not provide enough power to boil a kettle
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:39, archived)
# That would be the holy grail for me at work
powering a small hob unit to cook my Spaghetti Hoops using a USB - surely it could store up enough heat over a couple of hours/weeks/days
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:46, archived)
# I'm thinking that it might work if I add the live from second port to the live on the kettle
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Do you mean cross the streams?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:49, archived)
# yeah what's the worse that could happen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:50, archived)
#
shaktronics.com/2008/07/usb-coffee-boil.html
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:53, archived)
# I need this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Surely....
... you could use your USB port to charge up a f-off massive capacitor bank, or maybe just a car battery, really slowly over a week or two and then turn on the kettle automatically when you have enough charge stored.... only one cupper a month but USB powered!
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)
# i like your parquet
i have it, but only in cushioned flooring variety
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:47, archived)
# ty the wife put it down
I helped by staying out of the way
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:49, archived)
# i had mine fitted by the company that sold me it
thanks to my mum knowing the owner, i got the whole place done. parquet in the living room, bedroom and hall, victorian tile in the kitchen and greek mosaic in the bathroom, all delivered and fitted for £420
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:53, archived)
# the floor only cost £50 out of a church and the varnish and glue stuff cost about £30
when I say out of a church they were having a refit we didn't just pay a crackhead £50 to steal it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)
# bloody hell, that was good!
that stuff is great for sliding across in socks, unless you have a hatred of socks, like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:58, archived)
# it looks great but gets a bit cold on the tootsies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:02, archived)
# i can imagine
slippers are your friends
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Haha!
Useful hint. Unplug your laptop and plug in the kettle in its place.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:51, archived)
# I can't now I hacked the plug off
I really need it to work now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Cut out the middle man with a USB Mug :)


You can actually buy my Mona Punk mug* here :)
*Does not contain USB :(
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Does her hair turn punk from the heat?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:54, archived)
# That would be ace!
*researches*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:55, archived)
# try this one
shop.cyberdog.net/product/5538/SPACE_INTRUDERS_MUG
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:57, archived)
# ace
these look good and cheap too!
www.buyking.co.uk/promotional/Sandhurst-Magic-Mug/p/2049_BKME0037
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Niiice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:20, archived)
# You'd have to be a mug to buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)
# hmmmm...
you need to occupy more USB ports to get enough power.
like this USB BBQ!!
it only uses 30 usb ports...
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I only have 3 usb ports :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:01, archived)
# hahahah
USB BBQ
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:37, archived)
# This actually exists!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EozwYbMTtS0
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Fuck :(
(herman:D, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:40, archived)
# no so pointless now eh :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Well,
I'm not so sure about that!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Pfffft

A little actual LOL moment here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:46, archived)
# I almost made this...heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Never lose count again!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:33, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:09, archived)
# *buys 20*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Anne Hathaway is playing Selina Kyle in the new Batman film...
(would have preferred Keira Knightley as Talia al Ghul though)



(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:24, archived)
# would have preferred Linford Christie in this suit myself
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:33, archived)
# clicks hands
its 1992 and you're back in the room!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:34, archived)
# it was already 1992 in my head
before you put me in the trance :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:46, archived)
# With a mouth like hers, she'd make a better Joker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Leaving the house to buy cat food, foiled!
So this was going to go somewhere, but then I had to go out and buy cat food and the pet store was closed and there was a queue for Azda... Asda... and then I came back and I'd forgotten it :/

So here you go.



As an aside, I gave the cats some cod, FUCK YOU COD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:22, archived)
# I remember once reading that when 24hr Garages were still a bit of a novelty here in the UK (late 80s)
that tinned catfood was the single most commonly bought item (aside from petrol of course) in the nightime hours.

And woo to your piccy, but the major flaw in his plan is that he's now let the stick 'wander' off.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Those cats really make it clear they want their midnight snacks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:32, archived)
# cute pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:33, archived)
# i like your zombie sproutmen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Careful - you don't want to get too close

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Hahaha

Meanwhile, in Prague's Jewish Quarter...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:14, archived)
# haha.......getting to like this compo already
doubtful at first
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I lived in Basingstoke for two years
I feel physically ill when I drive past Basingstoke. No joke. The only other place that makes me feel like Basingstoke is the former premises of my first ever summer job, a plastics factory, I worked the night shift and did a lot of speed to keep me awake, I also nearly lost my thumb to a band-saw.
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:26, archived)
# i can sell you
a Basimeter at cost price if you like. I've had to withdraw them from the shelves due to a spelling error but they are still fully functional
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:31, archived)
# i don't want to go to basingstoke. i don't want to go to basingstoke. i don't want to go to basingstoke. i don't want to go to basingstoke.
played a gig with a very strange man called sandalfoot once. i think he may be a serial killer. he had a song about not wanting to go to basingstoke...

www.myspace.com/sandalfoot/music/songs/Basingstoke-Blues-14503292
(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Hahahaha this is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# I lived in Basingstoke 'til last year
It's not THAT bad
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# So...
What is the very best thing about Basingstoke?







My guess is that there isn't anything.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 8:53, archived)
# The "wote street willy"
How many other places in the UK have a random marble statue in their town centre shaped like a giant dong?
(smazio, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] It's mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:43, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE IT
i'm going to copulate with it right now
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:45, archived)
# And I wasn't bragging about them knockers either


*hopes for a stats page quote*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Cor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:48, archived)
# arf
this is just the tip of the romaine
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:49, archived)
# You lie...
That's only USB 2.0
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Don't let the hole count fool you

*hopes for another stats page quote*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:56, archived)
# if there is any justice in this world...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:14, archived)
# I'll take
several....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:53, archived)
# That'll be several canadian lira then!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:56, archived)
# bargain!
*may well order more*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
complete nutter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:58, archived)
# mmmm hot lettuce
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] douche
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:40, archived)
# For some reason, this reminds me of The Goodies
When they were unable to use gadgets or something and were making a cup of tea. Graeme picked up a spoon and said "Where's the switch?".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
*clicks*
Have a somewhat related repost:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:57, archived)
# I've only just got this
(tedster, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Me too
I thought it was a USB stick in a burqa.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:27, archived)
# but... ...but... ...but
it's pointing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:33, archived)
# DAMN YOU!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Hahaha!

Not so pointless though, as I heard there are ships with large USB-shaped holes on the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:44, archived)
# hahahahaha...........................USB Device not recognized
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:49, archived)
#
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Dick and qwerty. The USBee
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:22, archived)
# A common misconception states that riverghost sang "Climb ev'ry mountain"
in the film version of "The Sound of Music". This is a falsehood. It was actually sung by Peggy Wood. It is believed this misconception arose because riverghost (probably) looks lovely in a nun's outfit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:26, archived)
# No
I would Climb ev'ry mountain when I was in M People.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Or as Yazz said, "The only way is up"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:41, archived)
# ahhhhhh, i was gonna do something similar
needs more red and blue (EDIT: and white) instead of black and yellow :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Scientists believe that a bee cannot store more than 4gb
and yet it obviously can
Scientists don't know everything, read the bible!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:28, archived)
# I did
I just never got past the concept of the food chain in the arc:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:32, archived)
# They all ate unicorns and dinosaurs and dragons
which is why those creatures are now extinct.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:50, archived)
# But the Welsh still exist to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] What about A?


a pea from 20/09/08
(resistanceisfutile, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:16, archived)
# yay, we love peas :D
nice pun though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:19, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:21, archived)
# If you hadn't told them it was a repost no one would have noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:25, archived)
# but then nobody would have commented
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Now do USC
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Surly bindun x infinity - 'now about those..umm..what was it now...ahyes...about those pans'
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:14, archived)
# guy on the left "and this er, Lord Vader, is errrrrr, your daughter"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:16, archived)
# ^ winner
right there.

Bloody brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:40, archived)
# chew :D
(herman:D, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] USB LED torch with no proper control over where the light points
I put an LED in a USB plug then some heatshrink over it

I was bored, ok
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:48, archived)
# I should repost my USB Barbie Desklamp project
but I don't have the pics available. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] nice! However compo is pointless devices! This is very useful!
I've just ordered something similar to this, but with a gooseneck in it

and as this is nwiot



g'night all - I'm off to a filming of Dave's One Night Stand in Bristol. Tara!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:58, archived)
#
she would electrify any night of passion
(hreqz, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)
# I made one of those
I plug it in to a usb extension lead and it becomes useful!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:59, archived)
# haha lovely stuff :)
and TJ for those interested about the next Batman film, Dark Knight Rises... Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, and Tom Hardy as Bane confirmed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Anne Hathaway as Cawoman?!
I don't like her, can't see how she'll be good in this one
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I was the same about Ledger as the Joker
I would have preferred someone like Paul Bettany, but Ledger impressed in the final result
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:04, archived)
# You've silenced me before I said anything.
She better be good though. She's never seemed that amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Anne Hathaway as Catwoman?
But she's not even slightly sexy.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:03, archived)
# she has boobs..I'm happy with that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:07, archived)
# hmmm interesting choices

I thought they'd have got a wrestler to play Bane
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I hope it's not done like the comic
some bloke addicted to steroids perhaps, fingers crossed he breaks Batman's back though :D
That'd fuck things up for whoever's taking over making the films after Nolan :D (although current whisper is Aronofsky, who'd probably relish Bruce Wayne being wheelchair bound for the whole thing)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:18, archived)
# I liked the idea that Frank Miller came up with when Aronofsky was floated around being the next director after Schumacher.
But I dunno can Batman take three origin tales? If it's good I'd like it, just so long as it's not a reboot with intent to make a set of sequels for no good reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I'd be surprised if they broke the bat
but it would be nice to see that sort of Bane realised, the cunning charismatic one rather than the meat cube he's often thought of.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I officially declare this image challenge open - POINTLESS USB DEVICES
Image from Ska King Cody who made it FOR REAL, for b3ta in 2005 after a request in the "things we'd like to see" bit in the newsletter.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)
# *sulks hugely*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)
# first to moan
well second anyway

lots of pics of things with a USB plug sticking out of them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)
# USB WHALES WITH TITS ON STILTS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:43, archived)
# If you like
the tits are the most important part though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:47, archived)
# how about a Kim Jong sex toy for starters?
USB of course
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:47, archived)
# now you're talking!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Congrats Happytoast :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# No reason
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)
# You're getting no love because of timing
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:12, archived)
# *votes*
*votes some more*
(aww fluffeh)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)
# nice tag
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Image challenge vote
I picked a handful of recent suggestions and now I'd like you to vote. (Fraser away on hols)

Mini poll bar
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And this again in trad format with credits, but I'm taking the clicky votes as the real vote as it means I don't have to bother counting them.

A. Photoshop Kim Jong-il (atdotslash)
B. Pointless USB devices (brown-wings)
C. If IKEA made stuff other than furniture i.e. sex toys, children, trousers etc (ASCORBATE)
D. German reworkings of films / tv. (tim1701)

EDIT: VOTE ENDS AT 5:30 according to my clock it's 17:00 now so that's 30 mins from now.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# I vote dragons
with or without tits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# WHALES WITH TITS
ON STILTS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)
# ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:53, archived)
# FUCKING DRAGONS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I can only say it was due to poor nightclub lighting.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I'm liking Ze German idea :)
but perhaps expand it to European Films and TV though, rather than just ze Germans:

From Yugoslavia - Are You Being Serbed?
From France - One Man & His Frog
From Germany - Ve Ask Ze Qvestion Time
From Russia - Shooting Tsars
From Norway - Only Trolls & Norses
From Holland - Supermaastricht Sweep

etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Nazi jokes and soft porn
DRAGONS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# That's probably the best idea, really.
/voted for the USB device option blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:00, archived)
# pointless usb devices
is just a link to firebox.com, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha
or (why the fuck would) I want one of those (dot com)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Well HT will win
for this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)
# well, that's saved us all 7 days of fannying about with photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Monuments anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Yes but we get to photoshop fannies now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Star Czech?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)
# All I can think of is "The Wall"
but set in Berlin, with snipers and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Sieben?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)
# ..

/ancient image
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:18, archived)
# WTF!
E. Whales with tits on stilts
F. Big Trak adventures

EDIT: "You can vote again in 4000 minutes time" that's a bit long (Ooo..err)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# willies touch fannies
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Could you show me where on this court appointed doll?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Aaaw the 'Double Heather' as it's known in Hamley's.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Not in my house they don't
Not anymore...

* Crys a little
* Gets over it
* Continues to Fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:14, archived)
# you spelt dragons wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Ohhhhh!
/votes for bigtrak
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:03, archived)
# E!
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:34, archived)
# I'm lobbying on behalf of Pointless USB devices.
The German thing sounds like a good idea but in reality it's just going to be das toapfest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# i never actually mind toap
assuming the text is funny I mean
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Well I'm with you there.
Pretty much anything's ok with me if it's funny.
I just tend to think there's a better chance of seeing more original stuff in a compo that doesn't tend so easily towards toap.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)
# FTOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I'm not too fussed about toapery.
then again I used to email you in 2001 with my image attachments not understanding that I had to host them myself:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# did I host them?
I remember I did it for people for a while then stopped after a disk crash that lost 100s of images
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# No.
You rightfully told me to sod off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# You want that carved in stone, Yahweh?
Or slapped on an image of your grace's face?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Germans...
...please Hun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:00, archived)
# stop arse-kissing, ninj
we want dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# ...err...
...or Dragons :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:02, archived)
# there's a good boy
*pats head*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Why do you love dragons
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# because they're awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)
# when people say "drag and drop"
I prefer to hear it as Dragon Drop - a clumsy dragon who keeps clicking the wrong buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# In Macaroni Grill they ask you "Soup or salad"
and the first time I heard it I said "No thanks" because I didn't know what a Super Salad was.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Haha
I made this exact mistake in Canada over Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)
# there's your answer, fishbulb
even you like dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I'm going to make USB devices regardless of the outcome.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# I dunno
Aren't the usb one and IKEA sex toys sort of similar on the whole? (ahthenkyew)

Could they be joined somehow in some sort of design useless consumer devices competition?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# And I'm still hoping for a last minute save of my monuments idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Do this every week
Or get Fraser to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)
# It used to be a vote on Friday mornings with Mystery Bob
waaaay before the challenge suggestion board was set up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# It was a vote with me too
Or at least "The Mystic Loris"

I used to enjoy the vote.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:27, archived)
# good times
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Do this every week
Or get Fraser to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Still playing with the HDR settings


(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)
# omg...there's a dead goth guy over there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:45, archived)
#
it's a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Congratz and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)
# this is properly lovely
but would, i feel, benefit from having rocket ajax coming out of the cloudbank on the left
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I'm trying to be a bit less apocalyptic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# flash gordon isn't apocalyptic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)
# the earth getting pounded by Ming is a bit apocalyptic
have you seen the advert for innocent smooties
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha, yes
i fucking hate smoothies. the texture is just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Brian Blessed at the end makes it the greatest advert I have ever seen
I can't help but laugh everytime it's on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:53, archived)
# i do laugh at it
he sounds so pleased with himself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# he has good reason to sound pleased
he is brian blessed

Right it's beer tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# lucky you!
i may drink the rest of my vodka when my dentisty drugs wer off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:00, archived)
# That's no moons
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Is this where I vote for the 'German Dragons' image challange?

* Yes I know it's the wrong thread, I just felt sorry for Paul P Posting a Perfect Picture Prior to Pobs Post.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Imagine my surprise when I already had this as my desktop.
Pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)

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