It's beautiful.
The purest expression of love nature has to offer.
With a subtle, haunting undertone of grief and, yes, regret.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:57,
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With a subtle, haunting undertone of grief and, yes, regret.
Oh god,
I've been loitering here for the last 2 hours waiting for an 8-minute youtube audio clip to load (ffs, wireless schmireless),
but fortunately seeing the words "Lalo Schifrin", "Roller Coaster" and "disco" in the same screenful
means I can pretty much predict what I'm gonna hear. As regards rodent necro-rape.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:15,
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but fortunately seeing the words "Lalo Schifrin", "Roller Coaster" and "disco" in the same screenful
means I can pretty much predict what I'm gonna hear. As regards rodent necro-rape.
And, from the other party's point of view,
perhaps www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9yhw1CGFmc
would fill that hole (Lalo Schifrin sample included).
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:33,
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would fill that hole (Lalo Schifrin sample included).
Hey, buck up. Leave the past behind you. You'll be OK.
In time, it'll be as if he never filmed you doing that.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:48,
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I'm sorry, It was just one of the first muskrat 'bottom' images I could find :P
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:55,
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I never got the impression he ever actually sleeps.
Even his GP asks: "How do you sleep at night?"
He shrugs/twitches. And fumbles unsuccessfully for an answer.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:29,
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He shrugs/twitches. And fumbles unsuccessfully for an answer.
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:11,
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La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
Great name suggestion,
but the font size'd have to be ridiculously tiny.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:14,
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Bravo, that e1bow
for going above and beyond the call of nature duty.
*stands and ovates*
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:34,
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*stands and ovates*
"the heat was hot"
my vote for worst lyric ever (until the 90's came along)
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:51,
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yeah, and also (as e1bow pointed out)
The songwriter's way of saying 'fuck it, I can't think of any more words'...
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 4:01,
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La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
'nite.
Oh god, so it's just me now.
I fear I might spend the whole night churning out literal song pics for an audience of just me...
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:10,
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I fear I might spend the whole night churning out literal song pics for an audience of just me...
heh!
Now do some ultra-esoteric Zappa.
*EDIT* PS: you might like this on the links board www.b3ta.com/links/Delia_Derbyshire_interview
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:51,
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*EDIT* PS: you might like this on the links board www.b3ta.com/links/Delia_Derbyshire_interview
hahahaha, yes, clearly.
I've left you a link just up there ^ that might interest you.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:25,
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ahahahahaha
once i through a rugby ball over the fence, it was my neighbours, neighbour's garden it landed in, he said he had a dog, but he didn't and knifed the ball, it was obvious it wasnt a dog as the rugby ball was as i left it, but with a perfect knife hole in it, the CUNT
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:43,
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I dun a great rugby match report headline today:
"Sutton's second string simply stroll super Sunday semi"
(re: Warwickshire 2nd Team Cup semi-final)
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:54,
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(re: Warwickshire 2nd Team Cup semi-final)
You only piss it all away on over-ambitious architectural mega-projects in Abu Dhabi, though.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:37,
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From the brochure:
"The gigantic 'Crochet CDC' Tower thrusts more than a kilometre skywards, a beacon of human ambition, visible across the vast expanse of the desert like a mirage, or an oasis, of the human spirit's quest made tangible.
"And of wool."
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:45,
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"And of wool."
i read that as
"visible across the vast expanse of desert like a minge"
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:47,
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Ancient music hall gag:
Do you know the way to Oldham?
(etc, etc)
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:46,
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(etc, etc)
and so you should apologise
a gentleman would have jizzed on her tits instead
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:22,
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While playing a bebop rendition of "Lydia the Tattooed Lady".
So he could jizz on her tits while jazzing on her tats.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:26,
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*looks round* Eh?
*drops hot chip pan onto cat, drops lit cigarette into puddle of boiling fat*
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:31,
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*drops hot chip pan onto cat, drops lit cigarette into puddle of boiling fat*
hot and greasy pussy
sounds like a porno about a fat minger the day before her annual bath
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:33,
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Once upon a time I had a wife and some kids, now I share a bench in the park. Nothing I can do,
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indeed!
I don't know how it ever made the charts. Was it from a movie soundtrack or something?
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:31,
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It was a big Jim Steinman production number.
So it sold to the (10m+) people who bought Meat Loaf records.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:16,
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Highest body-count per episode
IIRC. They always had a corpse falling out of a cupboard or car's boot right around the ad breaks. 1 jucey killing at the start of the show, 4 ad breaks, and maybe a couple of extra slayings for the climax - it all adds up.
I think every Scots actor has been a body on that show.
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:49,
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I think every Scots actor has been a body on that show.
probably.
the only crime thing i tend to watch these days is new tricks
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:55,
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I'd kill
Ok, maybe just comit aggravated assult to get a copy of "Resort to Murder" a one-off BBC co-production from the mid 90's. Loved it when I was young... now unobtainable. I even eMailed the production company who made it, apparently the Beeb are just sitting on the rights :|
My present detective drama intake consists of DVD Box-sets of the ITV 'Serlock Holmes' (Bret is bonkers in the nut), and 'Murder One'.
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:59,
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My present detective drama intake consists of DVD Box-sets of the ITV 'Serlock Holmes' (Bret is bonkers in the nut), and 'Murder One'.
don't think i ever saw resort to murder
but you're right about jeremy brett.
that said, basil rathbone is rather good in hound of the baskervilles
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:03,
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that said, basil rathbone is rather good in hound of the baskervilles
I never really 'got' the Rathbone Homles
though I think it's because he was pressed into wartimne service as a propagandist, and Conan Doyal neve wrote about Bomb-sights... though I think he looked most like the etchings in the strand. Actually one of the better interpretations was the one with WIlliam Shatner in it (of all people).
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:07,
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i grew up watching the rathbone version
as my mum had a massive crush on him
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:11,
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TMI
As with all 'generational' charactors, I guess it's the one you grow up with that's always most familiar. and on that note, good night.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:14,
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This is Mister S. A near-omnipotent dark lord who forged 13 rings to ensnare the lords of elves, dwarves and men, and one ring to rule them all.
This is Mrs B. A young, brave hobbit who takes on the near-futile quest to take the One Ring back to the fires where it was forged, and destroy the empire of the dark lord.
And where they met... it was Mordor!
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:49,
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And where they met... it was Mordor!
Get out of my head
If you're thinking of Vic Reeves with buns strapped to his face
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:47,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggh
I was. Derran Stop!
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:50,
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Sorry for the eye strain
at least it's friendly to dial-up people
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:54,
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It's good.
Sounds like you've recently undergone a mild corrective flaming, though!
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:58,
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Not guilty
Years infront of a Computer or in a lightless steel bunker have totally destroyed my eyes.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:03,
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Hur hur, I like it
I was scratching my head thinking it was Burt Reynolds
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:52,
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Nice swan, Cyril
Nice swan, son
Nice swan, Cyril
Let's 'ave another one
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:10,
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Nice swan, Cyril
Let's 'ave another one
If that Swan is Zeus in disguise
He will knock that chap's car off the road one day - you mark my words.
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:16,
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And yet both song and game were introduced to me years after they were released.
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:00,
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I'm pretty sure lots of folks hate them with good reason
You just can't hear the critics over the fanboys
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:03,
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the cut scenes and what not are realy nicely done...but the games are balls deep in shit
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:12,
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If Square could skip the game and just have cut scenes... they would
Trying to make amends for that god awful movie that lost them so much money.
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:14,
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Yeah I went and watched it in the cinema (about 4 people in the cinema when I did)
I bought the dvd in a Morrisons bargain bin for £3. But I have a history of liking films nobody else does so, me, a couple of other guys and you aside, the rest of the world views that film as a flop. =(
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:23,
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there's moments in that film you forget its computer generated, it's bloody great just for that reason
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:25,
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Awww
FF7 was one of the best games I ever played, the rest fail to recapture it tho some are pretty great.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 8:43,
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Now how did Eddie Shit's version of that go?
Come on baby light my fart
Try and blow my arse apart
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:43,
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Try and blow my arse apart
bugger that
my choices are:
Winger-Battle Stations
Scissor Sisters-I Can't Decide
ELO-Mr. Blue Sky
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:58,
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Winger-Battle Stations
Scissor Sisters-I Can't Decide
ELO-Mr. Blue Sky
Chorizo Wagon said last Saturday that she favours "Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Dead."
*EDIT* For herself, that is, not for you
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:31,
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hahahaha!
those three kind of sum up my attitude to life and death.
plus, they'll piss my family right off.
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:33,
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plus, they'll piss my family right off.
Clever!
Though you should be ashamed for having remembered that song. And for putting it into my mind now.
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:34,
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Haha
I've had to filename virtually every entry to this compo, and I'm feeling rather stupid
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:50,
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^ this :(
EDIT: also, have a pea please, Bob:
not quite sure if it's compo-relevant
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54,
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not quite sure if it's compo-relevant
Hahaha! That's scarier than the original!
Nice touch on the croissant!
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:48,
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Nooooo!
*has flashbacks to ill-advised Ice Age marathon last week*
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:25,
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and, Super Mario Bros was possibly the shittest film I have ever had the displeasure to watch.
It's right down there with Hellraiser: Bloodline and Jason X on my scale of 'You're putting WHAT on this eve? Sorry, just remembered I have an urgent appointment with a cheese grater-like masturbatory aid'.
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:42,
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it is truly terrible, but i like it.
as for jason x, i've got the dvd. it's just so silly!
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:44,
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It is silly, I'll give you that.
But the acting, the plot, the music ... GAAAAHHH
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:47,
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you know what?
i think i'll watch jason x when die hard 2 is finished.
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:53,
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it's one of those songs thaat everybody hates
but they'll all dance to it when they're pissed
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:33,
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I asked the DJ in the pub for Safety Dance the other week.
He looked at me like I was an alien.
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:35,
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i asked the DJ for i can't decide on my birthday
he said "is that by the beatles?"
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:36,
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i just put a black skirt over my head
and ran round the pub, pretending to be a nun.
he soon changed the disc.
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Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:47,
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he soon changed the disc.
nobody
some woman had come out straight from work and got changed in the toilets, so she had her work skirt with her.
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