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# squeer


'ning all.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Can I have one please?
he looks tasty
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:08, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:46, archived)
# *runs and hides*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Awesome!
:D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Lully.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 7:23, archived)
# _OVE?
I don't get it?

NING B3TA!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 7:30, archived)
# Yes! Got this one straight away
also, ROBOT LESBOTS!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Get the point?
awl along The Watchtower
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 6:12, archived)
# yes!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:48, archived)
# It's beautiful.
The purest expression of love nature has to offer.
With a subtle, haunting undertone of grief and, yes, regret.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:57, archived)
# i forgot the soundtrack
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:02, archived)
# Oh god,
I've been loitering here for the last 2 hours waiting for an 8-minute youtube audio clip to load (ffs, wireless schmireless),
but fortunately seeing the words "Lalo Schifrin", "Roller Coaster" and "disco" in the same screenful
means I can pretty much predict what I'm gonna hear. As regards rodent necro-rape.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:15, archived)
# And, from the other party's point of view,
perhaps www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9yhw1CGFmc
would fill that hole (Lalo Schifrin sample included).
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:33, archived)
# What the fuck Pedro.
What the fuck man.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 6:56, archived)
# :((((((((((
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:39, archived)
# Hey, buck up. Leave the past behind you. You'll be OK.
In time, it'll be as if he never filmed you doing that.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:48, archived)
# I'm sorry, It was just one of the first muskrat 'bottom' images I could find :P
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:17, archived)
# he look so cute when he's sleeping
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:22, archived)
# I never got the impression he ever actually sleeps.
Even his GP asks: "How do you sleep at night?"
He shrugs/twitches. And fumbles unsuccessfully for an answer.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:29, archived)
# "I count sheep.
WHITE ONES."
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:30, archived)
# "WITH POINTY HOODS."
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:38, archived)
# i no rite
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:56, archived)
# La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Great name suggestion,
but the font size'd have to be ridiculously tiny.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:14, archived)
# au contraire
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Bravo, that e1bow
for going above and beyond the call of nature duty.
*stands and ovates*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:34, archived)
# beautiful!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:49, archived)
# someone do 'Muskrat Love'
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:17, archived)
# OH GOD NO
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:33, archived)
# true, true. I'd be all like this....
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:41, archived)
# "the heat was hot"
my vote for worst lyric ever (until the 90's came along)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:51, archived)
# yeah, and also (as e1bow pointed out)
The songwriter's way of saying 'fuck it, I can't think of any more words'...

La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 4:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaaaaah, feeling spectacularly literal this evenin'
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:57, archived)
# i'd like to beeeeee
under the seeeeeea...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:59, archived)
# and now i'm going to bed.
g'night!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:07, archived)
# 'nite.
Oh god, so it's just me now.
I fear I might spend the whole night churning out literal song pics for an audience of just me...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] How about this?


inspired by a guess a little bit down...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:32, archived)
# arf!
old skool
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:39, archived)
# heh!
Now do some ultra-esoteric Zappa.

*EDIT* PS: you might like this on the links board www.b3ta.com/links/Delia_Derbyshire_interview
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry] What am I?
Your image monkey?



Dance, Monkey, Dance!

I'm outta here - off to rehearsal
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:18, archived)
# hahahaha, yes, clearly.
I've left you a link just up there ^ that might interest you.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:25, archived)
# ahahahahaha
once i through a rugby ball over the fence, it was my neighbours, neighbour's garden it landed in, he said he had a dog, but he didn't and knifed the ball, it was obvious it wasnt a dog as the rugby ball was as i left it, but with a perfect knife hole in it, the CUNT
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:43, archived)
# I dun a great rugby match report headline today:
"Sutton's second string simply stroll super Sunday semi"

(re: Warwickshire 2nd Team Cup semi-final)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:54, archived)
# hahhahahahaha
you gave them that? awesome :D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:56, archived)
# It's plopping through 50,557 letterboxes this very morning.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] train roll on
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:32, archived)
# i get paid on a tuesday :(
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:33, archived)
# not if skynyrd have anything to do with it...
freakin' cowboys
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# DAMN YOU, SKYNYRD!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# You only piss it all away on over-ambitious architectural mega-projects in Abu Dhabi, though.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# and wool
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:38, archived)
# From the brochure:
"The gigantic 'Crochet CDC' Tower thrusts more than a kilometre skywards, a beacon of human ambition, visible across the vast expanse of the desert like a mirage, or an oasis, of the human spirit's quest made tangible.
"And of wool."
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:45, archived)
# i read that as
"visible across the vast expanse of desert like a minge"
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:47, archived)
# The homosexual agenda?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# That's always been my favourite Frank Sinatra ballad.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Another Kwik n Krap®
from way back...

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:24, archived)
# My lack of musical knowledge is not helping this week
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# L.A is a great big freeway
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Ancient music hall gag:
Do you know the way to Oldham?
(etc, etc)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, my mistake.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:04, archived)
# and so you should apologise
a gentleman would have jizzed on her tits instead
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:22, archived)
# While playing a bebop rendition of "Lydia the Tattooed Lady".
So he could jizz on her tits while jazzing on her tats.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:26, archived)
# and they say men can't multitask
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:29, archived)
#
*looks round* Eh?

*drops hot chip pan onto cat, drops lit cigarette into puddle of boiling fat*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:31, archived)
# hot and greasy pussy
sounds like a porno about a fat minger the day before her annual bath
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Once upon a time I had a wife and some kids, now I share a bench in the park. Nothing I can do,
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:27, archived)
# fucking hate that god awful song
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)
# indeed!
I don't know how it ever made the charts. Was it from a movie soundtrack or something?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:31, archived)
# god knows
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:40, archived)
# It was a big Jim Steinman production number.
So it sold to the (10m+) people who bought Meat Loaf records.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:16, archived)
# sung everywhere drunken harlots get together
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:31, archived)
# And when they get togeather
it was Moider!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)
# good job they weren't in taggart
then it'd have been mordor
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:42, archived)
# mulllllllldullllllll
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Highest body-count per episode
IIRC. They always had a corpse falling out of a cupboard or car's boot right around the ad breaks. 1 jucey killing at the start of the show, 4 ad breaks, and maybe a couple of extra slayings for the climax - it all adds up.

I think every Scots actor has been a body on that show.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)
# probably.
the only crime thing i tend to watch these days is new tricks
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:55, archived)
#
watch engage in
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:56, archived)
# STOP HIDING UNDER MY BED!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)
# DID YOU WANT THESE WILDEBEEST CATCHING OR WHAT
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)
# well, restrained, at least
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I'd kill
Ok, maybe just comit aggravated assult to get a copy of "Resort to Murder" a one-off BBC co-production from the mid 90's. Loved it when I was young... now unobtainable. I even eMailed the production company who made it, apparently the Beeb are just sitting on the rights :|

My present detective drama intake consists of DVD Box-sets of the ITV 'Serlock Holmes' (Bret is bonkers in the nut), and 'Murder One'.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)
# don't think i ever saw resort to murder
but you're right about jeremy brett.
that said, basil rathbone is rather good in hound of the baskervilles
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I never really 'got' the Rathbone Homles
though I think it's because he was pressed into wartimne service as a propagandist, and Conan Doyal neve wrote about Bomb-sights... though I think he looked most like the etchings in the strand. Actually one of the better interpretations was the one with WIlliam Shatner in it (of all people).
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)
# i grew up watching the rathbone version
as my mum had a massive crush on him
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:11, archived)
# TMI
As with all 'generational' charactors, I guess it's the one you grow up with that's always most familiar. and on that note, good night.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)
# g'night
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:15, archived)
# This is Mister S. A near-omnipotent dark lord who forged 13 rings to ensnare the lords of elves, dwarves and men, and one ring to rule them all.
This is Mrs B. A young, brave hobbit who takes on the near-futile quest to take the One Ring back to the fires where it was forged, and destroy the empire of the dark lord.
And where they met... it was Mordor!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)
# :D
i'd watch that!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)
# When they married it was... moydur!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Oh Piss
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Get out of my head
If you're thinking of Vic Reeves with buns strapped to his face
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:47, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggh
I was. Derran Stop!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] While we're talking 70s~80s TV
Tom's Diner
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)
# haha, nice one
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Sorry for the eye strain
at least it's friendly to dial-up people
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)
# It's good.
Sounds like you've recently undergone a mild corrective flaming, though!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Not guilty
Years infront of a Computer or in a lightless steel bunker have totally destroyed my eyes.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:53, archived)
# Hur hur, I like it
I was scratching my head thinking it was Burt Reynolds
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Never see them in the same room though
do you.

Think about it.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:27, archived)
[challenge entry] T-Rextasy
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)
# ah, the swan-fucking song
a timeless ballad
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Nice swan, Cyril
Nice swan, son
Nice swan, Cyril
Let's 'ave another one
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)
# If that Swan is Zeus in disguise
He will knock that chap's car off the road one day - you mark my words.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Wrap a purple mini round the old oak tree..

(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Hehe
Previously unpublished lyrics!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:18, archived)
# That love is tainted
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Fuck a duck!
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey Ladies
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:55, archived)
# *busts a shape*
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)
# if i buy some
can i clobber the cunt?
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Gazza Strip?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Paul's Boutique.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Something good is going to happen

Click it if you want it bigger...
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# *summons Leviathan*
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# It's because his boss limited his breaks... wha wha
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)
# arf
Where do you get your materia from?
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Everything about this is woo.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:55, archived)
# And yet both song and game were introduced to me years after they were released.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)
# 8o
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
# most overrated games ever
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
# I'm pretty sure lots of folks hate them with good reason
You just can't hear the critics over the fanboys
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)
# the cut scenes and what not are realy nicely done...but the games are balls deep in shit
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)
# If Square could skip the game and just have cut scenes... they would
Trying to make amends for that god awful movie that lost them so much money.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:14, archived)
# I liked the spirits within

if that's what you meant
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Yeah I went and watched it in the cinema (about 4 people in the cinema when I did)
I bought the dvd in a Morrisons bargain bin for £3. But I have a history of liking films nobody else does so, me, a couple of other guys and you aside, the rest of the world views that film as a flop. =(
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:23, archived)
# there's moments in that film you forget its computer generated, it's bloody great just for that reason
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:25, archived)
# That's what they did in FFXIII
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Awww
FF7 was one of the best games I ever played, the rest fail to recapture it tho some are pretty great.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 8:43, archived)
# this
loved it, also FF8 was amazing too
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:51, archived)
# i have no knowledge of this
but i like the pic
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:05, archived)
# You've shattered all my dreams of cosplaying with you someday
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:08, archived)
# heheheh
i'm more of a racing game girl
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Whack on this tash then and spank me hard Nigel!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)
# tash? i don't need no tash
/is out of immac
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon's alive?
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)
# this made me do a giggle
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# *whistles*
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:31, archived)
# FE?
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Iron
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Damn...now I have that silly song in my head.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Come on baby light my fe
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Now how did Eddie Shit's version of that go?
Come on baby light my fart
Try and blow my arse apart
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# LI?
I don't get it
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# I'm Brian!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha
I want that song at my funeral
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
# bugger that
my choices are:
Winger-Battle Stations
Scissor Sisters-I Can't Decide
ELO-Mr. Blue Sky
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Chorizo Wagon said last Saturday that she favours "Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Dead."
*EDIT* For herself, that is, not for you
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
those three kind of sum up my attitude to life and death.
plus, they'll piss my family right off.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't believe this old joke ain't bindun
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Clever!
Though you should be ashamed for having remembered that song. And for putting it into my mind now.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Haha
I've had to filename virtually every entry to this compo, and I'm feeling rather stupid
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)
# It's not just you.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ^ this :(
EDIT: also, have a pea please, Bob:

not quite sure if it's compo-relevant
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Yay, proud to say I got this one!
Quality song.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
also *winces*
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Have some non-compo related silliness :-)
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Hahaha! That's scarier than the original!
Nice touch on the croissant!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] i blame super mario brothers for this one
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Freak on a leash?
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# that reminds me of one of my exes
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# ooh ooh shakka lacka boom boom
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# it's big bertha, the bouncer at the boomboom bar!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Nooooo!
*has flashbacks to ill-advised Ice Age marathon last week*
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# diego is the only reason to watch
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
# and, Super Mario Bros was possibly the shittest film I have ever had the displeasure to watch.
It's right down there with Hellraiser: Bloodline and Jason X on my scale of 'You're putting WHAT on this eve? Sorry, just remembered I have an urgent appointment with a cheese grater-like masturbatory aid'.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# it is truly terrible, but i like it.
as for jason x, i've got the dvd. it's just so silly!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:44, archived)
# It is silly, I'll give you that.
But the acting, the plot, the music ... GAAAAHHH
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# you know what?
i think i'll watch jason x when die hard 2 is finished.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
#
and ... (Vader is told of Padme's death)
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:05, archived)
# open the door, get on the floor...
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)
# open the door, get on the floor
THIS IS A RAID YOU FUCKS
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Classic hit!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# it's one of those songs thaat everybody hates
but they'll all dance to it when they're pissed
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# I asked the DJ in the pub for Safety Dance the other week.
He looked at me like I was an alien.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# i asked the DJ for i can't decide on my birthday
he said "is that by the beatles?"
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Hahah top DJ.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:40, archived)
# he was playing the fucking sister act soundtrack
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# *chokes on Guinness*
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# i just put a black skirt over my head
and ran round the pub, pretending to be a nun.
he soon changed the disc.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Who was skirtless while this was happening, dare I ask?
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)
# nobody
some woman had come out straight from work and got changed in the toilets, so she had her work skirt with her.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)

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