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# squeer


'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Can I have one please?
he looks tasty
(teasus likes tea, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:08, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:46, archived)
# *runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Awesome!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry]

klik me
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 7:23, archived)
# _OVE?
I don't get it?

NING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 7:30, archived)
# Yes! Got this one straight away
also, ROBOT LESBOTS!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Get the point?
awl along The Watchtower
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 6:12, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:48, archived)
# It's beautiful.
The purest expression of love nature has to offer.
With a subtle, haunting undertone of grief and, yes, regret.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:57, archived)
# i forgot the soundtrack
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJdjU6bhsW4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:02, archived)
# Oh god,
I've been loitering here for the last 2 hours waiting for an 8-minute youtube audio clip to load (ffs, wireless schmireless),
but fortunately seeing the words "Lalo Schifrin", "Roller Coaster" and "disco" in the same screenful
means I can pretty much predict what I'm gonna hear. As regards rodent necro-rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:15, archived)
# And, from the other party's point of view,
perhaps www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9yhw1CGFmc
would fill that hole (Lalo Schifrin sample included).
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:33, archived)
# What the fuck Pedro.
What the fuck man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 6:56, archived)
# :((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:39, archived)
# Hey, buck up. Leave the past behind you. You'll be OK.
In time, it'll be as if he never filmed you doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:48, archived)
# I'm sorry, It was just one of the first muskrat 'bottom' images I could find :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:17, archived)
# he look so cute when he's sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:22, archived)
# I never got the impression he ever actually sleeps.
Even his GP asks: "How do you sleep at night?"
He shrugs/twitches. And fumbles unsuccessfully for an answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:29, archived)
# "I count sheep.
WHITE ONES."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:30, archived)
# "WITH POINTY HOODS."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:38, archived)
# i no rite
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:56, archived)
# La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Great name suggestion,
but the font size'd have to be ridiculously tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:14, archived)
# au contraire
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Bravo, that e1bow
for going above and beyond the call of nature duty.
*stands and ovates*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:34, archived)
# beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:49, archived)
# someone do 'Muskrat Love'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:17, archived)
# OH GOD NO
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:33, archived)
# true, true. I'd be all like this....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:41, archived)
# "the heat was hot"
my vote for worst lyric ever (until the 90's came along)
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:51, archived)
# yeah, and also (as e1bow pointed out)
The songwriter's way of saying 'fuck it, I can't think of any more words'...

La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 4:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaaaaah, feeling spectacularly literal this evenin'
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:57, archived)
# i'd like to beeeeee
under the seeeeeea...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:59, archived)
# and now i'm going to bed.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:07, archived)
# 'nite.
Oh god, so it's just me now.
I fear I might spend the whole night churning out literal song pics for an audience of just me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] How about this?


inspired by a guess a little bit down...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:32, archived)
# arf!
old skool
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:39, archived)
# heh!
Now do some ultra-esoteric Zappa.

*EDIT* PS: you might like this on the links board www.b3ta.com/links/Delia_Derbyshire_interview
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry] What am I?
Your image monkey?



Dance, Monkey, Dance!

I'm outta here - off to rehearsal
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:18, archived)
# hahahaha, yes, clearly.
I've left you a link just up there ^ that might interest you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:25, archived)
# ahahahahaha
once i through a rugby ball over the fence, it was my neighbours, neighbour's garden it landed in, he said he had a dog, but he didn't and knifed the ball, it was obvious it wasnt a dog as the rugby ball was as i left it, but with a perfect knife hole in it, the CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:43, archived)
# I dun a great rugby match report headline today:
"Sutton's second string simply stroll super Sunday semi"

(re: Warwickshire 2nd Team Cup semi-final)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:54, archived)
# hahhahahahaha
you gave them that? awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:56, archived)
# It's plopping through 50,557 letterboxes this very morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] train roll on
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:32, archived)
# i get paid on a tuesday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:33, archived)
# not if skynyrd have anything to do with it...
freakin' cowboys
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# DAMN YOU, SKYNYRD!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# You only piss it all away on over-ambitious architectural mega-projects in Abu Dhabi, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# and wool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:38, archived)
# From the brochure:
"The gigantic 'Crochet CDC' Tower thrusts more than a kilometre skywards, a beacon of human ambition, visible across the vast expanse of the desert like a mirage, or an oasis, of the human spirit's quest made tangible.
"And of wool."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:45, archived)
# i read that as
"visible across the vast expanse of desert like a minge"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:47, archived)
# The homosexual agenda?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# That's always been my favourite Frank Sinatra ballad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Another Kwik n Krap®
from way back...

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:24, archived)
# My lack of musical knowledge is not helping this week
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# L.A is a great big freeway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Ancient music hall gag:
Do you know the way to Oldham?
(etc, etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, my mistake.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:04, archived)
# and so you should apologise
a gentleman would have jizzed on her tits instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:22, archived)
# While playing a bebop rendition of "Lydia the Tattooed Lady".
So he could jizz on her tits while jazzing on her tats.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:26, archived)
# and they say men can't multitask
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:29, archived)
#
*looks round* Eh?

*drops hot chip pan onto cat, drops lit cigarette into puddle of boiling fat*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:31, archived)
# hot and greasy pussy
sounds like a porno about a fat minger the day before her annual bath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Once upon a time I had a wife and some kids, now I share a bench in the park. Nothing I can do,
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:27, archived)
# fucking hate that god awful song
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)
# indeed!
I don't know how it ever made the charts. Was it from a movie soundtrack or something?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:31, archived)
# god knows
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:40, archived)
# It was a big Jim Steinman production number.
So it sold to the (10m+) people who bought Meat Loaf records.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:16, archived)
# sung everywhere drunken harlots get together
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:31, archived)
# And when they get togeather
it was Moider!
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)
# good job they weren't in taggart
then it'd have been mordor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:42, archived)
# mulllllllldullllllll
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Highest body-count per episode
IIRC. They always had a corpse falling out of a cupboard or car's boot right around the ad breaks. 1 jucey killing at the start of the show, 4 ad breaks, and maybe a couple of extra slayings for the climax - it all adds up.

I think every Scots actor has been a body on that show.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)
# probably.
the only crime thing i tend to watch these days is new tricks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:55, archived)
#
watch engage in
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:56, archived)
# STOP HIDING UNDER MY BED!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)
# DID YOU WANT THESE WILDEBEEST CATCHING OR WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)
# well, restrained, at least
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I'd kill
Ok, maybe just comit aggravated assult to get a copy of "Resort to Murder" a one-off BBC co-production from the mid 90's. Loved it when I was young... now unobtainable. I even eMailed the production company who made it, apparently the Beeb are just sitting on the rights :|

My present detective drama intake consists of DVD Box-sets of the ITV 'Serlock Holmes' (Bret is bonkers in the nut), and 'Murder One'.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)
# don't think i ever saw resort to murder
but you're right about jeremy brett.
that said, basil rathbone is rather good in hound of the baskervilles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I never really 'got' the Rathbone Homles
though I think it's because he was pressed into wartimne service as a propagandist, and Conan Doyal neve wrote about Bomb-sights... though I think he looked most like the etchings in the strand. Actually one of the better interpretations was the one with WIlliam Shatner in it (of all people).
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)
# i grew up watching the rathbone version
as my mum had a massive crush on him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:11, archived)
# TMI
As with all 'generational' charactors, I guess it's the one you grow up with that's always most familiar. and on that note, good night.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:15, archived)
# This is Mister S. A near-omnipotent dark lord who forged 13 rings to ensnare the lords of elves, dwarves and men, and one ring to rule them all.
This is Mrs B. A young, brave hobbit who takes on the near-futile quest to take the One Ring back to the fires where it was forged, and destroy the empire of the dark lord.
And where they met... it was Mordor!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)
# :D
i'd watch that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)
# When they married it was... moydur!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Oh Piss
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Get out of my head
If you're thinking of Vic Reeves with buns strapped to his face
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:47, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggh
I was. Derran Stop!
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] While we're talking 70s~80s TV
Tom's Diner
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)
# haha, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Sorry for the eye strain
at least it's friendly to dial-up people
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)
# It's good.
Sounds like you've recently undergone a mild corrective flaming, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Not guilty
Years infront of a Computer or in a lightless steel bunker have totally destroyed my eyes.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:53, archived)
# Hur hur, I like it
I was scratching my head thinking it was Burt Reynolds
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Never see them in the same room though
do you.

Think about it.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:27, archived)
[challenge entry] T-Rextasy
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)
# ah, the swan-fucking song
a timeless ballad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Nice swan, Cyril
Nice swan, son
Nice swan, Cyril
Let's 'ave another one
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)
# If that Swan is Zeus in disguise
He will knock that chap's car off the road one day - you mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Wrap a purple mini round the old oak tree..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Hehe
Previously unpublished lyrics!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:18, archived)
# That love is tainted
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Fuck a duck!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey Ladies


Click for bigger (258 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:55, archived)
# *busts a shape*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)
# if i buy some
can i clobber the cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Gazza Strip?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Paul's Boutique.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Something good is going to happen

Click it if you want it bigger...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# *summons Leviathan*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# It's because his boss limited his breaks... wha wha
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)
# arf
Where do you get your materia from?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Everything about this is woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:55, archived)
# And yet both song and game were introduced to me years after they were released.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)
# 8o
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
# most overrated games ever
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
# I'm pretty sure lots of folks hate them with good reason
You just can't hear the critics over the fanboys
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)
# the cut scenes and what not are realy nicely done...but the games are balls deep in shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)
# If Square could skip the game and just have cut scenes... they would
Trying to make amends for that god awful movie that lost them so much money.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:14, archived)
# I liked the spirits within

if that's what you meant
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Yeah I went and watched it in the cinema (about 4 people in the cinema when I did)
I bought the dvd in a Morrisons bargain bin for £3. But I have a history of liking films nobody else does so, me, a couple of other guys and you aside, the rest of the world views that film as a flop. =(
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:23, archived)
# there's moments in that film you forget its computer generated, it's bloody great just for that reason
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:25, archived)
# That's what they did in FFXIII
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Awww
FF7 was one of the best games I ever played, the rest fail to recapture it tho some are pretty great.
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 8:43, archived)
# this
loved it, also FF8 was amazing too
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:51, archived)
# i have no knowledge of this
but i like the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:05, archived)
# You've shattered all my dreams of cosplaying with you someday
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:08, archived)
# heheheh
i'm more of a racing game girl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Whack on this tash then and spank me hard Nigel!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)
# tash? i don't need no tash
/is out of immac
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon's alive?
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)
# this made me do a giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:31, archived)
# FE?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Iron
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Damn...now I have that silly song in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Come on baby light my fe
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Now how did Eddie Shit's version of that go?
Come on baby light my fart
Try and blow my arse apart
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# LI?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# I'm Brian!
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha
I want that song at my funeral
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
# bugger that
my choices are:
Winger-Battle Stations
Scissor Sisters-I Can't Decide
ELO-Mr. Blue Sky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Chorizo Wagon said last Saturday that she favours "Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Dead."
*EDIT* For herself, that is, not for you
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
those three kind of sum up my attitude to life and death.
plus, they'll piss my family right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't believe this old joke ain't bindun
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Clever!
Though you should be ashamed for having remembered that song. And for putting it into my mind now.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Haha
I've had to filename virtually every entry to this compo, and I'm feeling rather stupid
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)
# It's not just you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ^ this :(
EDIT: also, have a pea please, Bob:

not quite sure if it's compo-relevant
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Yay, proud to say I got this one!
Quality song.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
also *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Have some non-compo related silliness :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Hahaha! That's scarier than the original!
Nice touch on the croissant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] i blame super mario brothers for this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Freak on a leash?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# that reminds me of one of my exes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# ooh ooh shakka lacka boom boom
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# it's big bertha, the bouncer at the boomboom bar!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Nooooo!
*has flashbacks to ill-advised Ice Age marathon last week*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# diego is the only reason to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
# and, Super Mario Bros was possibly the shittest film I have ever had the displeasure to watch.
It's right down there with Hellraiser: Bloodline and Jason X on my scale of 'You're putting WHAT on this eve? Sorry, just remembered I have an urgent appointment with a cheese grater-like masturbatory aid'.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# it is truly terrible, but i like it.
as for jason x, i've got the dvd. it's just so silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:44, archived)
# It is silly, I'll give you that.
But the acting, the plot, the music ... GAAAAHHH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# you know what?
i think i'll watch jason x when die hard 2 is finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
#
and ... (Vader is told of Padme's death)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:05, archived)
# open the door, get on the floor...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)
# open the door, get on the floor
THIS IS A RAID YOU FUCKS
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Classic hit!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# it's one of those songs thaat everybody hates
but they'll all dance to it when they're pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# I asked the DJ in the pub for Safety Dance the other week.
He looked at me like I was an alien.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# i asked the DJ for i can't decide on my birthday
he said "is that by the beatles?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Hahah top DJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:40, archived)
# he was playing the fucking sister act soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# *chokes on Guinness*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# i just put a black skirt over my head
and ran round the pub, pretending to be a nun.
he soon changed the disc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Who was skirtless while this was happening, dare I ask?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)
# nobody
some woman had come out straight from work and got changed in the toilets, so she had her work skirt with her.
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