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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:35,
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Great bandbut their second album really let them down.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:42,
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Yeah, that second album totally bombed.They almost pulled it back with the singles Fishy Discharge, and Heart Shaped Wart though.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:44,
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noyou're not elmo
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:37,
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Lovely stuff!!!Check your 'big', would you - love to see a larger version!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:39,
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Fixed. How the heck did that happen?
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:51,
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Probably the code-stripping nonsense on posting...Wonderful Full-Size!!!!
Thank you :)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:54,
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Actually I'm probably just retarded.Most people figure that out. Maybe you're retarded too?
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:00,
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It's been said, yes.:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:16,
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this would look great against the J Peasemould Gruntfuttock postand on its own
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:40,
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Well, it was his fault.o_O
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:53,
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Ah, so that's what it is :)I was trying to figure it out.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:54,
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It's a butt-hole.What can I say, I like them.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:01,
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Guilty!Such fun
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:57,
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:D hull here I come
Sorry for posting another , just trying to get in before the threadrush :)
FIEND,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:34,
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I thought the horse's front legs belonged to Mr. Reeves, and that he was having a shaky piss.I realise my mistake, now.
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:37,
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This scares me.Is he going to punch me or what?
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:52,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Film Aftermath"){kind=small}
Got one bitch problem, but ain't I a 99?
laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:30,
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Ta muchAnd please write my captions from now on. "ICE TO SEE YOU" - like it lots.
( laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:40,
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Although...Edit: There, I made the Subject better.
( laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:42,
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We buy any car for £50 minus admin chargesMost annoying campaign ever. PS Nice
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:59,
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try selling a triumph herald...not any car... liars!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:32,
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OMG!! It's the brand new tandem font AND colour matching algorithm!
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:27,
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Crepe Paper and a Cat Skull.
big.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:09,
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wow thats amazingwhat is this made in??
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:15,
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It's all your fault.You gave me the idea earlier :)
Edit: That probably says worryingly more about me....
Edit Edit: The original exports at 100% 6500x3200px at 18.5MB, there's a problem there...
(Edit: That probably says worryingly more about me....
Edit Edit: The original exports at 100% 6500x3200px at 18.5MB, there's a problem there...
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:17,
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well in that case i am highly honoured :Dwhat program do you use for these?? they are amazing!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:19,
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The original is Mandelbulberwith a bit of post-pro tinkering to get the colours up a bit :)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:22,
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Nicely.Just the tonic to appease my incandescent rage at the pillaging of Masterchef by some ghastly X-factor-esque mock audition process.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:17,
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that's awesome (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:17,
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... two bits!"oh wait
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:18,
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Better add a woo.
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:58,
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We all know it's true...
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:05,
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either that or maybe the anal sex resulted in death in a sim kind of way
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Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:09,
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Don't know what you mean*cough*
stupid photoshop, not knowing the difference between an accidental click and an intentional one!
(stupid photoshop, not knowing the difference between an accidental click and an intentional one!
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:09,
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This has all the hallmarks of a run on the Board
Sorry if the height offends etc...
Guess I picked the wrong 20 min bracketto try and post a vaguely tenuous technically based joke.
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Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:25,
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All that confusion in the Garagewas Linda trying to put it back in.
:D
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Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:42,
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:D
Hahahahathat's the first time the smug guy have made me do a proper LOL :-0D
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Hellzapoppin,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:25,
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Need help please!I'm looking for two old funny vids that I remember watching through b3ta years ago. I need the websites
One is a flash vid where you see a set of boardgames chess, backgammon etc and when you clicked the screen the players arm would knock all the pieces off and say " this is shit" and "this is arse"
The second is a weird vid where someones grandad was shown swimming through the air whilst Clive dunns grandad song was played in the background. The vid ended with the grandad being eaten by lions, it's a strange vid!
Does anyone remember these and can you give me the websites please
Much appreciated!
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Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:59,
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One is a flash vid where you see a set of boardgames chess, backgammon etc and when you clicked the screen the players arm would knock all the pieces off and say " this is shit" and "this is arse"
The second is a weird vid where someones grandad was shown swimming through the air whilst Clive dunns grandad song was played in the background. The vid ended with the grandad being eaten by lions, it's a strange vid!
Does anyone remember these and can you give me the websites please
Much appreciated!
I was going to tell youbut then it turned out you signed up four days after me.
I have no respect for anyone who signed up after me, and obsessive sycophantic tendencies for anyone who signed up before me.
(I have no respect for anyone who signed up after me, and obsessive sycophantic tendencies for anyone who signed up before me.
Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:03,
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tell me more aboutthese obsessive sycophantic tendencies towards people who signed up before you... (8
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:07,
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in a world of my own. Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:16,
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Damn you toying with meWell, I don't care. It's not like you have a four digit user id or anything.
Ooooh, I love the four digits.
(Ooooh, I love the four digits.
Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:25,
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I think the grandad one may have been made by Mr & Mrs Wheatley, if that helps.It was actually pretty disturbing.
I've not seen the other one.
(I've not seen the other one.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:05,
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i was thinking mantlepiesit was good, whatever it was
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spacefish bong!,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:07,
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That rings a bell actually.Ok, it was Mantelpies. It was in newsletter #136.
The page is a 404.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:09,
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Good luck in your questbut these 3 dissaprove of your post, look at the sheer anger
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Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:06,
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?On a serious note, I think this may be the chess vid you mean:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dTnvhGHDGA
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:07,
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I think this might be the chess one.(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:08,
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Goddamn it!Third urine drenching in three days :(
*hangs self*
(*hangs self*
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:10,
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Technically I think I'm the drenched one here.Also - you may be taking this too seriously ;o)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:15,
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YEAH COS OF COURSE I'M THE ONE TAKING THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY AROUND HERE;)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:22,
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And then crying about it on /talk
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:27,
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what film is this, i remember this scene disturbing me in my youth but never seen it since.....please help
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Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:56,
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The film is called "There will be blood"Starring Daniel Day Lewis.
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Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:09,
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not what i thought it was then, im thinking of one back in 80's/90's where a man beat another man round the head with a plank of wood, rolled his body in a carpet and the stuck it in a car which he then rolled off a cliff.....excessive but did the job, never seen it since but that scene stuck with me
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Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:13,
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I don't feel bad......they killed Darth's mom.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:10,
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So that's what happened to all the marshmallow...
Special offers on thirty-five feet long twinkies, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
its time to kick ass and chew bubble gumI'm all out of image space
( FIEND,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:40,
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[out of office autoreply]
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:46,
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i'm hitting cataral but ma noonet wont be loggin off (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:41,
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Refloat the proto-net arrays! FUCK. FUCK IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE.
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Ttssattsr,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:43,
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oh shit, dat noofloat bee phuckin up ya protosyou died yesterday
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:47,
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ahahahahahadamn i should have just stolen yours and put a hat on him..
WOO
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FIEND,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:40,
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smokey mc tokey (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:41,
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Don't you mean 'Peter'?He'd be a blue-man-dog-elf if it was James.
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Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:42,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahthis wins
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:35,
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ha haapparently in the book her slippers were silver and Baum meant it as an allegory for money and politics but this may be just urban legend like the Pink Floyd one
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:38,
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I've tried the Wizard Of Oz/Dark Side Of The Moon thing.Wasn't convinced.
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:41,
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ha ha yessomeone should watch Mary Poppins to Prince's Lovesexy album and record the results
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:47,
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I think copious amounts of marijuana is the most likely reagent in these instances..
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:54,
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Is that another "perfect match" that probably isn't?Haven't heard of that particular mash up.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:51,
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The rumour was...That Pink Floyd were destined to record the OST for 2001, and got some way into production of it, however Kubric took to listening to classical music while screening the rushes, and this choice stuck through editing to release.
The only track this works with is "Echos" which is supposed to sync up to the bit where Dave Drops Acid^H^H^H^H takes his pod on a joyride to the obalisk.
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Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:59,
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The only track this works with is "Echos" which is supposed to sync up to the bit where Dave Drops Acid^H^H^H^H takes his pod on a joyride to the obalisk.
It has indeedgot silver slippers. I read it to my kids the other night. It also involves Dorothy using a special cap to summon the winged monkeys after killing the wicked witch, who rules over a country called "Winkie" (I am not making this up). There is also a journey to take Dorothy home involving the lion killing giant spiders and tin man chopping up feral animals.
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Thu 17 Feb 2011, 7:47,
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dear Captain . .really like what you did here .
absolutely brilliant!
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Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:09,
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absolutely brilliant!
Too... much... win...Genius! ;-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:40,
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