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always wondered what it was...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:55, archived)

Now we know.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:00, archived)

...well...umm....................................................................................i guess so.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:39, archived)

laughed until he died

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:45, archived)

He died happy then.

(?)................................ :'(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:49, archived)

haha, ooph!

last stop, hull!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:54, archived)

I didn't want to make this...

...he made me...to warn kids about abusing drugs.
(Where you been? Lurking?)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:58, archived)

yea, not been around much recently...mostly lurking.

time difference means i don't check b3ta as much as i used to...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:01, archived)

I remember you because you were posting some funny stuff last year.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:03, archived)

cheers - likewise.

tired now, g'night b3ta...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:06, archived)

I'm off too...

...this place is deader than a joker.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:09, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooo

haha

(JoePesky, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 7:25, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 1:59, archived)

This pleases me.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 2:08, archived)

*scrolls down*

*scrolls back up*
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Fucking quiet, innit?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 2:09, archived)

indeed. either dead or in a nursing home.

/autocomplete

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 2:11, archived)

...what cha say sonny?...speak up...

...ewe can't hear anything over the vroom vroom.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 3:27, archived)

donkeysnouts look like devil faces, no?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 2:27, archived)

HI I'M VOLDEMORT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 2:37, archived)

this should be the new mr yuk

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 3:20, archived)

He said his name was Voldemort.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 3:28, archived)

aww, I wanted to call him Wilbur

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 3:44, archived)

That's not a face at all...

...it's a horse!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:55, archived)

harry potter and t

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:33, archived)

who?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:45, archived)

you do

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:47, archived)

I don't have time for this...

...I'm trying to put a bomb inside a toner cartridge.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:50, archived)

hahahahaha

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:51, archived)

hahaha

sheeps

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awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 3:08, archived)

hehehe

b3ta is great, it's nice to have such a dynamic place that can often make me smile or laugh cos right now I need it, I'm getting shit from Americans because their parcels haven't arrived

it's not my fucking fault their Homeland Security is delaying most packages coming into their country because some asshole tried to send a bomb in a toner cartridge

"land of the free" & "greatest country in the world" my arse

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:40, archived)

The best way to top "Lion."

(Valefar So what?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 1:59, archived)

"Much better than The Old Ones".

Haha, that's classy, bro. *like*

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:48, archived)

and then they do what any self-respecting teenage boy with a cloak of invisibility would

(Dread Pirate Roberts, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:57, archived)

I like this......................VERY VERY much!... :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:40, archived)

Haha yes

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Feb 2011, 8:48, archived)

Yes please!

But let's have a NSFW version.

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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)

I've come over all illegal all of a sudden.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)

even with therapy, the poor kid never got over it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:34, archived)

and i think i'll leave you all with this slightly depressing little scene.

g'night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:53, archived)

torrents!

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:58, archived)

This is how I've always seen it...

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:52, archived)

does dis look like a delusion?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:11, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)

Aw man, I didn't get in before the threadrush.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)

Bashful bladder....

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 1:16, archived)

Haha!

Crap film.
The porn spoof was better.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:33, archived)

A happy ending afterall!

He was right to build that boat!

(Testicles just for you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)

Hehehe

Also, you seem to have forgotten to comp it, so make sure you hit edit.

(User #86772, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:12, archived)

Doh,

Thanks for the heads-up.

(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:46, archived)

we've all been there....

(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)

this doesn't really make sense but i'm drunk so who cares

edit: apologies to Chobb go see his much much better original version here

(Dread Pirate Roberts, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)

and the band was showaddywaddy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)

Hahahaha!

The Horror

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:43, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Lovely lovely lovely!"

(User #86772, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)

biggah (138 kb)

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4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:48, archived)

Surely

one of b3ta's most famous shoops? Saville himself proudly displayed a printed-out version when Louis Theroux came round to his house.

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SqueakyG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)

it was done by chobb

www.b3ta.com/board/3856781

although the hosting went west a long time ago

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:51, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)

It is possible...

...that I misunderstood the end of this movie

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laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)

Click for bigger (42 kb)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:30, archived)

hahahah!

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Mousing, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)

i may watch this now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:00, archived)

worst film ever

this version looks gooder

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awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 3:07, archived)

have this :)

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:28, archived)

is it the matrix?

it's causing deja vu ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)

Not again!

We had this on the board yesterday

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:31, archived)

ris cos I wasn't here yesterday

huh?

edit: I think I'm an idiot

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)

Not at all :)

b3ta.com/board/10336853

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:38, archived)

ooo I've been sucked into a spat

reading full thread. Handbags all over the place....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)

is it the matrix?

it's causing deja vu ;)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:38, archived)

Not again!

We had this on the board yesterday

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:30, archived)

All rise!

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:22, archived)

serves him right, sinister fucker

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:24, archived)

He'd be inside for life

with cell-mates taking it in turns to 'churn his chocolate'

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:26, archived)

Why did you have to make this be about gay sex?

Always with the gay sex.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:27, archived)

not to mention licking his "everlasting gobstopper"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:28, archived)

"Up me chocolate mountain."

(User #86772, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:16, archived)

We are the music makers

and we are the dreamers of dreams.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyDMPht7Nak

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:27, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)

Phew!

_{_{_{Now With Title Tag, before the threadrush}}}

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)

i see no ships

only banana hammocks

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:11, archived)

OH GOD YOU MADE IT IN BEFORE THE THREADRUSH

Also: Howdy.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:11, archived)

Howdy

and goodnite
Have some cake

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)

*glees*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:11, archived)

HELLO SMASH

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)

HELLO LEMON

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)

"I'm sure I left Hawaii around here somewhere..."

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)

I HOPE I CAN FIND IT AGAIN BEFORE THE THREADRUSH

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)

if you can't beat them, join them

compo it!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:24, archived)

he's looking at this :D

(herman:D, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:14, archived)

Braw!

He is sure to get in before the threadrush.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:15, archived)

I like nude art.

Woo!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)

i love you :D amazing

before the threadrush

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FIEND, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)

I am still confused by you and your threats of impending threadrush.

WHEN? WHEN IS THE THREADRUSH COMING?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:35, archived)

Patience - a threadrush is never late, nor is it early.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:42, archived)

Yay!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:43, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)

that

looks like a fantastic climbing tree

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)

It looks like the Sherwood Oak

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:14, archived)

never seen it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:21, archived)

It's The King Of Limbs

from Savernake Forest.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:31, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:20, archived)

*shudder*

*hides*

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:31, archived)

Woo

Do you ever go to sleep?

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:41, archived)

he waits...

that's what he does...

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:22, archived)

"I am the spirit of dark and lonely water"

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:28, archived)

*flashbacks*

jesus, that was creepy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:31, archived)

No shark = fake?

(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)

haha did this a long time ago, was tempted to enter it, but i won't now

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FIEND, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)

sorry for stealing the opportunity.

(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)

hahaha

don't apologise, your's is better and New .. Repoasts in compo's aren't always the best idea.

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FIEND, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:56, archived)

pfff

THREAD DELETION SENSES ACTIVATED

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

There's no messing with you, young Smash

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)

just a bit hyper tonight, which means i see EVERYTHING

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)

Even

dead people?

(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)

especially dead people

and underpants gnomes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)

After he murders them, what do you think he does, close his eyes?

That would be rude.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)

i'm not a killer

i may be a communist, a liberal, a killer, but i'm not a man!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)

she is indeed a hard drinking, corset wearing, fish drawing, sassy laydee!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:07, archived)

i have clicked "i like this"

because i do

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)

Is this when the lesbianism happens?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)

no.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)

Do you mind hurrying it up a bit?

Do you know how much effort goes into placing a secret camera?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:15, archived)

you wish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:13, archived)

That isn't a no.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:14, archived)

it may stand up here

but it won't stand up in court.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:18, archived)

yes it is

just because a woman knocks you back, it doesn't mean she's a vagitarian

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:21, archived)

I'm not coming onto anyone.

I just have a burgeoning voyeur cam site in need of material.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:23, archived)

you'll get nothing from me

i'm wearing a cardie

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:24, archived)

Even for a kebab and half a bottle of flat champagne?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:26, archived)

you make a tempting offer

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:27, archived)

^ what he said

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:26, archived)

*puts hand up*

my internet is buggering about because my son has gone to watch arsenal with his dad and left some stupid video uploading to youtube.

I'll stick it up tomorrow - it's a good one but I can't make b3tards work atm.

Ps well done super spidey smash!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)

Turn it off and feign ignorance.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:08, archived)

Before the threadrush.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)

I'd like to tell him off but he's flying on a 2-1 win against barcelona

so tomorrow I'll delete his xbox hard drive.

mu ha ha
*waves cloak*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)

Mu what?

Is that about? Are you calling me gay? I'm not gay! I WAS NEVER CONFUSED!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:13, archived)

it's tru

you're a big lesbo.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)

HE CAME ON TO ME!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)

and then you came on him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:28, archived)

Look, it was dark, ok? And he was pre-op. All dolled up: wig, eyeshadow, lippy, the works...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:32, archived)

yeah, yeah

and i bet you were drunk, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:34, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Toilet_Jump_FAIL

(herman:D, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:40, archived)

hurray for natural selection

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FIEND, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)

NECKBREAKER!

ohhhh.... ....that's gonna hurt in the morning.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)

death by toilet

(JoePesky, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)

>.<

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)

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